Jackie is back stateside and recaps her trip to Paris with Heather McMahan, puts on the performance of a lifetime in an attempt to get a leather appointment at Hermès, and praises raccoon fur sweaters. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: SKIMS: Shop my favorite pajamas at www.SKIMS.com/bible Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co Ritual: Get 25% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Merit Beauty: Get the Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.com Addyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain premenopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive back at www.Addyi.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has changed her Yelping ways and writes not one, but two powerful, glowing reviews for a local oyster bar, reviews Wicked for Good, and goes cold turkey on Diet Coke in preparation for Paris. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Revolve: Shop my favorites, and use code BITCH to get 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE Pique: Unlock 20% off for life for yourself and everyone on your list at www.Piquelife.com/Bible Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 50% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE Addyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain premenopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive back at www.Addyi.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie counts down the days to her Paris trip, beams with pride at Clyde’s love of schadenfreude, and gives thanks for hoes in multiple area codes. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Nutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.nutrafol.com Wayfair: Shop Black Friday deals before December 7th for up to 70% off at www.Wayfair.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie takes a well earned deep breath following the completion of the Dim the Lights tour, rails against the glorification of tinned fish, and advises against combining bodily fluid colors in an outfit. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Home Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box. Plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.nutrafol.com/bible Pique: Get up to 20% off for life, plus a complimentary gift at www.PiqueLife.com/BIBLE Addyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain premenopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive back at www.Addyi.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie announces some exciting news (don't worry, she is not pregnant) drops some spicy marital advice and tackles religion (why?). Thanks for supporting my sponsors: SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com/bible Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.hero.co Ritual: Get early access to Ritual's Black Friday Sale for 40% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 50% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE Home Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box. Plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Wayfair: Don’t miss out on early Black Friday deals at www.Wayfair.com for up to 70% off See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie recounts the inappropriate attire at the Sabrina Carpenter show in Nashville, plans a second heist at the Louvre, and extols the benefits of her impenetrable immune system. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Merit Beauty: Get the Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.com Home Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box. Plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Honeylove: Get 20% off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/bible Ritual: Get early access to Ritual's Black Friday Sale for 40% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com/bible See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is joined by Amanda McCants to discuss being late, Westlake mom’s, Amanda’s recent breakup, and everything on her hate list. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.nutrafol.com/bible Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co Pique: Get up to 20% off for life, plus a complimentary gift at www.PiqueLife.com/Bible BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE Addyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain premenopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive back at www.Addyi.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is back from her San Fransisco redemption show, and discusses the perfect soundtrack for a plane crash, takes family photos before Andrew loses his front teeth, and endures an annoyingly positive trip to Aritzia. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Tonal: For a limited time, get $750 off your Tonal 2 purchase at www.Tonal.com Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 50% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE Revolve: Use code BITCH to get 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH Home Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box. Plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Wayfair: Get organized, refreshed, and ready for the holidays for way less at www.Wayfair.comDrops of Stupider See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie’s back with new extensions and shoulder pads to discuss fostering a child at the park for 8 minutes, clarify that she is not a rat with a mic, and point out Hellen Keller’s real greatest accomplishment. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Merit Beauty: Get the Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.com SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com Pique: Get up to 20% off for life, plus a complimentary gift at www.PiqueLife.com/BIBLE Addyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain premenopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive back at www.Addyi.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie recounts her recent social encounters, pays homage to her favorite celebrities and alienates 96% of her listeners. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com Ritual: Get 25% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Hungryroot: For a limited time, get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 50% off your first online order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie discusses her recent staycation and the benefits of sympathy upgrades, her thoughts on The Life of a Showgirl, and the heavy burden of being deeply funny. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Hungryroot: For a limited time, get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.nutrafol.com/bible Ritual: Get 25% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Addyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain pre-menopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive back at www.Addyi.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is joined by the incredible Michelle Collins to discuss, fixing and being fixed in relationships, bringing back bullying and shame, and why the housewives need a villain. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Honeylove: For a limited time, get 20% off your entire order at www.honeylove.com/bible Home Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box. Plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Pique: With the Deep Hydration Protocol, get 20% off for life when you subscribe. Plus a complimentary gift to elevate your routine at www.PiqueLife.com/BIBLE BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE Addyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain premenopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive back at www.Addyi.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alone in the trenches of her home this week, Jackie discusses how some people need to be punched to get some grit, names the greatest trait in a house wife, and suppresses the urge to beat children at the park with her purse. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Revolve: For a limited time, use code BITCH to get 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH IQBAR: Text BIBLE to 64000 to get 20% off all IQBAR products, including the sampler pack, plus free shipping Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 50% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.nutrafol.com/bible See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is feeling loose after a couple drinks, and plans a bathroom renovation, laments the clothes that got away, and previews Off Brand October. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Cornbread Hemp: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first order at www.CornbreadHemp.com/BITCHBIBLE Honeylove: Get 20% off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/Bible Pique: With the Deep Hydration Protocol, you’ll receive 20% off for life when you subscribe. Plus a complimentary gift to elevate your routine at www.PiqueLife.com/BIBLE SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com/bible Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a home, all in one place at www.Homes.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is back from Australia, jet-lagged and bitchier than ever. She recounts her unlucky flying history, Real Housewives and why Bermuda shorts are for people who have never been to Bermuda. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com/bible Ritual: Get 25% off your first month at www.ritual.com/BIBLE Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% of your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie loses sleep over Amy Bradley, gets into a fight with a girl from high school, and recalls how much simpler the early 2000’s were. And of course Melissa Wood Tepperberg’s neck brace. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Home Chef: Get 50% off and free shipping for your first box, plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com/bible Wayfair: Cozify your space with Wayfair’s curated collection of easy, affordable fall updates at www.Wayfair.com Hers: Get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you at www.forhers.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie recounts a beautiful experience with Clyde feeling unwell, books a flight for Paris, and explains the Princess Treatment, Red Nail Theory, and Soft Goth. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co Home Chef: Get 50% off and free shipping for your first box, plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com/bible Ritual: Get 25% off your first month at www.ritual.com/BIBLE Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a home, all in one place at www.Homes.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie recaps the sick game Belly is playing in The Summer I Turned Pretty, discusses Clyde’s aspirations to be the next Mikhail Baryshnikov, elaborates on the perfect murder plan, and delights in her guests’ discomfort at her With Hate birthday party. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Leesa: Get 30% off all mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.com BetterHelp: Get $10 off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% of your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE Pique: Get 20% off for life, plus a free complimentary gift, when you subscribe to the Deep Hydration Protocol at www.PiqueLife.com/BIBLE Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a home, all in one place at www.Homes.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie sits down with living sculpture John Hill to discuss his sobriety, the most trouble he’s ever been in for something he said on the radio, a shared love of Allison Janney, and John’s additions to the With Hate, Jacqueline list. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Honeylove: Treat yourself to 20% off your entire order at www.honeylove.com/Bible Home Chef: Get 50% off and free shipping for your first box, plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Hers: Get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you at www.forhers.com/BIBLE Ritual: Get 25% off your first month at www.ritual.com/BIBLE Pique: With the Deep Hydration Protocol, you’ll receive 20% off for life when you subscribe. Plus a complimentary gift to elevate your routine at www.piquelife.com/BIBLE SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a home all in one place at www.homes.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Jacqueline Taylor Schimmel-Haas' birthday, and she's been preparing for months her 2025 list of things she hates - some are broad, some are niche, but all of them are felt deeply in her soul. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Wayfair: Get organized, refreshed, and back to routine for way less at www.Wayfair.com Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.