We review the streaming holiday movie Hot Frosty, starring Lacey Chabert and Dustin Milligan. Jennie, Erin, and Jason get into favorite Christmas movies, unexpected Stallone tangents, body building glow-ups, thirsty doctors, and the ever-present threat of neighborhood cougars. Cozy, chaotic, and very on brand.

Nothing says the holidays like a good clips episode. Join Jennie, Jason, and Erin as they dig into outtakes and side chats about high school crushes, friendships that take unexpected turns, and the kind of stories that only come out when the mics stay on a little too long. Cozy, chaotic, and just unhinged enough for the season.

We review the 1990 film The Forbidden Dance, centered on the Lambada craze. Jennie, Erin, and Jason discuss pain pouches, thirsty shamans, the difference between Portuguese and Spanish, and the many social issues packed into a very 90s movie.

We wrap up Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube. Jason takes umbrage with spicy snake sex, Jennie tries to figure out what’s going on with him, and Erin leans into her femme fatale era.

Tem’s wedding day erupts into chaos when Basilisks crash the royal celebration in Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube. Jennie, Erin, and Jason dive into trucker hats, lederhosen, adult pinata parties, blood-filled accessories, and a dash of Sabrina Carpenter.

Tem reaches the final three in the Princess Bride competition and spends a night in the castle, but slips away to find Caspen. Leo and Caspen strike a pact to end Basilisk bloodletting. Jennie, Erin, and Jason dig into inter-species romance, pretzel-shaped anatomy, bowling-alley announcements, drunk relatives, and Chad Powers.

Tem heads into the Basilisk council and things get bizarre. Rowe ambushes Tem and Caspen, leaving Caspen wounded until a risky, ancient bond changes everything in Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube. Jennie, Erin, and Jason unpack council politics, major Schitt’s Creek energy, and exactly where to draw the line on consenting relationships with Bigfoot. 

In this episode, the group dives into Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube, where Tem faces a brutal loyalty test involving Caspen and his father. Jennie, Erin, and Jason discuss basilisk boogers, Hop on Pop, and the art of the epic backhand slap.

Tem faces an impossible choice in Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube—she’s ready to go all the way with Prince Leo but still tangled up in feelings for Caspen, only to discover she must make love to his father. Jennie, Erin, and Jason discuss the rabbit, Star Search, and Knives Out spoilers.

The group dives into Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube. Tem’s has dangerous sexual encounter with Caspen and a steamy “frisky sixty” with Prince Leo. Jennie, Erin, and Jason unpack risque party games, bold jewelry choices, the classic movie Face/Off and perilous handjobs.

Jennie, Erin and Jason dive into Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube as Tem trains with Caspen and meets Prince Leo. In a surprisingly musical episode, Jason breaks the news of Ol' Dirty Bastard's passing while Jennie and Erin casts the book’s film... deciding Danny DeVito and Nick Cage could play every part.

The gang tackles Chapters 1–3 of Kiss of the Basilisk. We meet Tem and explore villages guarded by roosters, mirrors, and deadly basilisks. Meanwhile, Jennie, Erin, and Jason swap theories on serpent-born characters, joke about magical semen inventions, and imagine sex lessons taught by Eartha Kitt and Prince.

The group tackles a controversial read, Come for Bigfoot Vol. 1 by Virginia Wade. What began as curiosity turned into a critique of its troubling content, with strong reactions to its non-consensual themes and clumsy writing. Jason, Erin, and Jennie with Special Guest Kirby discuss silver mines, splurting, and cryptids.

Jennie Quizzes Jason on his knowledge of the Urban Dictionary. Spoiler! He doesn't know much. Join us as we explore a chaotic mix of internet lore, questionable sex acts, and movie riffs, all while battling glitchy Wi-Fi. 

In this recap of Pirate’s Prize by Stephanie Flynn, we dive into barrels of spice but not enough booty, nipples the size of dinner plates, and a spirited round of F/M/K with the Pirates of the Caribbean cast. We also debate romance novel rankings and what makes a swashbuckling love story truly chubworthy.

Emily sets the ship ablaze, gets booted, and sails back into Captain Lemoine’s arms in chapters 22–27 of Pirate’s Prize. Jennie, Erin & Jason break it all down, plus tangents on slow burns, Soup Plantation nostalgia, pirate pickup lines, and the questionable logistics of going down...for treasure.

Emily rejects Fergus’s proposal—and pays the price. Chapters 16–21 of Pirate’s Prize take a dark turn as Fergus lures her into the ship’s forbidden hold, springing a trap that frames her for theft. Jennie, Erin & Jason unpack betrayal, Huguenots, diaper wedgies, and the art of blaming coworkers for bathroom crimes. It’s high drama on the high seas, with low blows in the breakroom.

Jason, Jennie, and Erin dive into chapters 12–15 of Pirate’s Prize, a time-travel romance where Emily, disguised as a man, navigates pirate life, treats a wounded captain, and dodges cannonballs. We explore treasure hunts, and pirate hygiene, Looney Tunes, cosplay, V8 juice, and themed parties. Bonus: the origin of “Ass and Grass,” our dream podcast.

In this episode, Jennie, Erin & Jason dive into chapters 7–11 of Pirate’s Prize by Stephanie Flynn, unpacking gender disguise, shipboard punishments, and steamy tension on the high seas. Off-topic tangents include Star Track, Engineering Professors, and bad decisions. Come for the pirate drama, stay for the unexpected detours.

Emily sails into danger in Pirate’s Prize by Stephanie Flynn as Jennie, Erin & Jason dive into chapters 1–6, where time travel meets swashbuckling romance. Plus, hilarious tangents: funny t-shirts, first concerts, accents gone wild, going commando, Fabio sightings, and Erin’s mystical theory about touching Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Buckle up—this episode’s a treasure chest of laughs and pirate drama! 🏴‍☠️✨