This week the boys talk about how there is no Thanksgiving song, how Mando just missed the free-for-all violence of classic Black Friday, and and chilling tale of Griff’s exes past. Then they help a caller who is dating a guy with questionable bumper stickers, and next help a caller whose significant other makes mashed potatoes (terribly) and must have an intervention. That's some wack mash, dawg. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about a pitched battle with neighborhood raccoons, the return of woke, and what the junk on your desk says about a person. Then, after a deep yap sesh, the boys help a caller who has a very strained relationship with their dad and doesn't wanna travel to New Mexico for Thanksgiving. More like Land of Disenchantment, am I right? If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about strip clubs, melatonin, Walton Goggins, and Wario. Pretty standard stuff. Then they help a caller whose roommates still like to watch Harry Potter (barf) and then they help another caller whose recently divorced, brash mom is joining their quiet shy in-laws for the holidays. A classic sitcom premise if you ask us.   If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about the great game of baseball and Griff’s visit to Los Angeles to witness the last game of the World Series. Then they help a caller who needs to start standing up for themselves and then help another caller who needs some conversational camouflage to divert clients away from talking about touchy subjects. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about buy-nothing groups, the world’s saddest short stories, and existential horror movies. Then they help a caller whose roommate is a Halloween buzzkill and then help another caller who has a great costume but nowhere to wear it. A classic dilemma that we solved like total pros! If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about numbers and have some really high thoughts about them despite being stone sober (shameful). Then they discuss being uploaded into the cloud and the great American film Apollo 13. Then they help a caller who's partner who eats too much candy around Halloween and gets sick. Then they help a caller whose bestie is trying to bite her vampire style for a costume this year. We think this friend sucks! Bleh! If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!  

This week the boys talk about Mando’s new way of being and peeing and the mythical creatures known as fluffers. Then they discuss the show's inevitable hard right pivot/grift. Then they help a caller whose partner regularly hangs out with their ex’s mom. Then they hear from a caller whose bestie is using them as a social life raft and abandons them at bars to go flirt with dudes. Bad form hall-of-fame. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about seeing a friend group implode in real time, the trap of Xenophobia, and the protocol for a GF's birthday. Then they help a caller who has to downgrade a friend with limited benefits to an acquaintance at best. Then they help a caller who wants to make a sex tape for her vacationing husband. Terrible OPSEC, but honestly, respect. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

The boys are back in (their respective) towns! They talk about their adventures, missed headlines, and the French. Like a lot. Then, they help out a caller who's friends treat him like a divorced dad. Oh also, this might be the record for the longest intro ever. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!  

This week the boys help a caller who's mortal enemy is an adorable pup that loves everyone except them. Then, we give advice on what to do when your friend ignores your texts but is still posting up a storm. Oh, and we talk about that crazy lady at the Phillies game. Remember that? It was like month ago, but not for us, this episode was pre-recorded. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boyfriends help a caller who's partner refuses to feed them. They then help a caller who's boyfriend's dirty car is ruining the relationship. But more importantly, here's a DISCLAIMER. We're all traveling, so we batch recorded episodes. That means any "relevant" sounding comments are PURELY COINCIDENTAL. Seriously, we recorded this episode on September 7th.  If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about the most important meal of the day and how a bad breakfast can ruin your life. They then help a caller with a barber problem and another caller with who gave an honest review of a hookup’s bedroom skills that caused them to spiral. Dude couldn’t leave well enough alone.  If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about the end of an era and the beginning of Mando’s (booze) sober lifestyle. Then the boys help a caller who loves good TV with a gf who only likes bad TV, and then they help a newly single lesbian plan a closing strategy for a hookup. They close up the show talking about an obituary we were all robbed of this week. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about a getting attacked by a tiny gang in East LA and the glory of Kaiser Permanente. Then they help a caller headed to a pool party with a new romantic prospect, and then they hear from a caller whose bf follows some OF creators on Insta. As long as he’s not sending DMs everything should be ok. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about the chemical in a boyfriend’s brain that makes them cringe and dive deep into AI chatbot psychosis. Then they help a caller who has been watching horror movies through his fingers with his spooky gf, and after that they help a caller who got ghosted by a girl who still likes all his instagram stories. Inscrutable behavior if you ask me. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about overhearing some real dummies talking, turtle porn, and car hookahs. Then they help a caller who has been called a dry texter and another person who’s bf selectively didn’t mention he went to a strip club for a friend’s birthday. Gotta come clean, bro. So to speak. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about their delicate mental health and Family Guy headstones. Then they read one of the worst posts ever to grace reddit. Then they help a caller with tips for a good d*ick pic, and another caller who got an ick-pick after a guy came on way too strong on a first date. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about being hyper-unemployed, the dark concept of TikTok begging and how much they miss office lunch. Then they help a caller who’s gf has mysterious secret finsta, and another caller who’s bf brought them to the location of their first date - except she has NEVER been there before. Lesson here, don’t be romantic. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys welcome guest Paige Wesley to talk about the first great meme of 2025 and Upton Sinclair’s America - then help a caller with a sleepy girl issue and another caller with two huge, heaving anime problems. The back half of this episode is pixilated for real.   If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!

This week the boys talk about the Mando’s quest to be vape-free, the Texan urge to own a gun, and doing one of the hardest things a human can do - drink water. It literally keeps us alive and filling a Britta is harder than being a coal miner. If you want to hear more bonus content please go to patreon.com/midnightsnacktv and support the boys there!