Send us a text What do you get when you mix hard rock songs with classical instrumentation and a musical theater attitude??? One Hell of a good time, that’s what! Monster, Misses Monster and friend of the show David all went and saw The Rock Orchestra perform by candlelight. Join Monster as he tells you all about it! Support the show

Send us a text A fan request has put the Dance Gavin Dance 2022 album, Jackpot Juicer, on the breakfast table to get the breakdowns treatment. Monster heard SYNERGY whispering from the walls, and Danger swore the voices were calling their names. As CREAM OF THE CROP played softly in the distance, Danger realized Monster was no longer standing behind him. During FOR THE JEERS, Monster noticed shadowy figures laughing from the tree line, though Danger insisted they weren’t hum...

Send us a text If you thought Monster was only a big nerd when it comes to music and horror; you would be wrong! He’s also a big videogame nerd! Join Monster as he talks about some of his favorite videogame soundtracks as well as gives a few little bits of history and insight into the history of videogame music. Support the show

Send us a text This week, TJ Nichols from The Ongoing Concept sits down at the breakfast table to talk about the 2019 album from Emarosa, Peach Club. TJ tries GIVIN' UP but Monster says "DON'T CRY". Monster sits down to be COMFORTABLE, he says he did it for the HELL OF IT. When he tries to GET BACK UP TJ tells him to WAIT, STAY. Support the show

Send us a text Join Monster as he gives he weighs in on the whole A.I. Music debate. Is it a fun new tool to help inspiring musicians? Is it the end of real music as we know it? Or is it somewhere in between? Listen as Monster gives his thoughts, and feel free to reach out and respond with yours! Support the show

Send us a text A fan request has brought the 2000 Relative Ash album, Our Time With You..., to the breakfast table. Danger does POUT a bit about having to break this one down. Monster doesn't exactly like this FLAVOR of sound but the boys find a way to BOUNCE. Monster does have GOOD FORM and Danger is CHARMED eventually. This is a family show so it just wouldn't be right for the kids to use SPERM or HYMEN in this description. Support the show

Send us a text Sam Rivers passed away Oct. 18, 2025 at the age of 48. He was the bass player for Limp Bizkit. Rivers was often overshadowed by the personas of his bandmates, but he was an incredible talent and an integral piece to the band. Join Monster as he reflects on his appreciation and memories of Sam Rivers. Support the show

Send us a text Jaycee, the human behind Blank Era, thought that the 1995 debut album from Garbage should get he breakdowns treatment. Monster tells Jaycee to "FIX ME NOW" and Danger feels like a STUPID GIRL. After this episode, Jaycee takes a VOW to never come back but Danger and Monster had a good time with her on the show. EDITORS NOTE: Danger's audio is garbage. Support the show

Send us a text In our final installment of Spooky Season Second Breakfast, Monster talks about his favorite Universal Monster films. Listen to Monster fan boy over his top ten favorite Universal Monster movies while also giving a little history on the studio and the films. If you’re looking for some classic monster movies to watch on Halloween, look no further! Support the show

Send us a text On this episode, the Dinosaur Pile-Up album, I've Felt Better, gets the breakdowns treatment. Monster is 'BOUT TO LOST IT and Danger says "I'VE FELT BETTER". The Boys are SICK OF BEING DOWN and ready to feel like the BIG DOGS. Danger is UNFAMILIAR with this one and Monster, well, he is waiting on his PUNK KISS. Support the show

Send us a text Paul McCartney, singer, songwriter, Beatle…is dead. He died back in 1966 and was replaced with a look alike named Billy Shears! Don’t believe me!? Tune in to learn the truth! Support the show

Send us a text On this episode the 2022 debut album from Bloodywood, Rakshak, gets put on the breakfast table. Bloodywood is a Nu Metal band from India. This album has two titles that are in English, that Danger could work with: Endurant and BSDK.exe. So nothing really to work with. Its a good episode, listen and enjoy! Support the show

Send us a text As spooky season continues, join Monster as he shares some spine tingling tails about some of music’s most cursed and haunted songs. Songs about the devil? Check! Songs that will curse you if you cover them? Check! And a song so horrifying and dreadful it should only be performed by Frank Sinatra! Come join us…if you DARE!! Support the show

Send us a text On this episode, the 2023 album from Catch Your Breath, Shame On Me, gets put on the table for the breakdowns treatment. At times, this album made Monster feel like he was DYING ON THE INSIDE. Will this album from the Austin, Texas band make the Breakdowns boys feel DEADLY or are they going to hang up on this one making you hear a DIAL TONE? You will have to listen to find out. After you listen, reach out to Danger and say "DON'T GO into the COLD LIGHT". Editors note: the a...

Send us a text On episode 2 of our “Spooky Season of Second Breakfast,” we discuss the “27 Club.” Not a club anybody wants to join. A group of famous musicians and artists whose lives were cut short, often tragically, at the young age of only 27. Is it all just coincidences, or, could there be something more nefarious at play? Support the show

Send us a text On the quickest turnaround from album being released to episode being done, Taylor Swift's newest album, The Life of a Showgirl, is given the Breakdowns treatment. Sometimes Monster feels like the ELDEST DAUGHTER when he dresses like ELIZABETH TAYLOR. Danger tried to be a FATHER FIGURE but it started to RUIN THE FRIENDSHIP. Support the show

Send us a text On episode 1 of our “Spooky Season of Second Breakfast,” join Monster as he discusses the mysterious life and death of Robert Johnson. Known as one of the greatest blues musicians of all time, how exactly did he get that good? Hard work and dedication, or did he possibly make a deal with The Devil? Tune in and find out! Support the show

Send us a text One of the requests that came in some time ago, Taylor Swift’s 1989, has gotten a face lift. We are re-releasing this episode! Not WELCOME TO NEW YORK, welcome to Breakdowns For Breakfast. The fan said I WISH YOU WOULD but will we be OUT OF THE WOODS? Whatever happens, we SHAKE IT OFF and leave this episode feeling CLEAN. "Thank the God Mother Taylor Swift." "Nobody said that shit about Dolly Parton." "Two old white dudes make a podcast." "It's really hard for me to hea...

Send us a text Monster and Danger take a trip to Arcadia to see Sleep Token live with a sold out crowd in Greensboro North Carolina. Surely everything ran smoothly and on time and the staff was courteous and helpful right? RIGHT!? Stick to us like Caramel and Look to Winward as we tell you all about our worship service with Vessel, Jerry and the rest of the Sleep Token gang! EDITORS NOTE: Careful, the audio is rough on this one! Support the show

Send us a text On this episode Monster thinks that the the newest Lady Gaga album, Mayhem, should get the Breakdowns treatment. Is this one of Monster's tricks and will he say "ABRACADABRA" at the end? Before Danger can work on being a PERFECT CELEBRITY he first needs to become a celebrity. Danger tells Monster "DON'T CALL TONIGHT" and Monster tells Danger that he is a SHADOW OF A MAN. Which one of the boys is a KILLAH? You will have to listen to find out who is going to DIE WITH A SMILE. S...