Bryan and Dave are joined by Teri Gamble of the Horror Movie Survival Guide podcast to talk about Disney's bizarro 80's period where they experimented with more mature films resulting in one of their most easily-forgotten titles, The Watcher in the Woods. At one time, Disney producers and executives were convinced that this was going to be their finest hour, a horror movie to rival The Exorcist. Nowadays, if it's remembered at all, it's remembered for not making a whole lot of sense and having been pulled from theaters for extensive reshoots and two endings that had to be thrown out.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DFacqQp8uw
Watcher in the Woods original ending A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkpf2IzmMVg
Watcher in the Woods original ending B: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj7BTISeq7E
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Bring Me The Axe! concludes its exploration of the Halloween legacy just in time for Halloween with an epic-length love letter to John Carpenter, Debra Hill, and their landmark creation. Halloween represents a major paradigm shift in horror movie and sets the pace for every horror movie that came in its wake. It's elegant. Every piece of the production is working in perfect harmony with the other pieces. The end-product is greater than the sum of its parts. It is a perfect horror movie and it's not surprising in the least that everyone is still obsessed with it.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ke9IPTIJQ
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Halloween Unmasked: https://open.spotify.com/show/6nwME42dhsc04T0KFzvGgB?si=434ac60f2c88482f
This week, Bryan and Dave are joined by The Horror Chick, Heather Wixson to get grimy and talk about Rob Zombie's arch-2000's horror movie remake, Halloween. It reimagines Michael Myers, the silent destroyer, once a little boy with a family of mean dirtbag shitheads and a loving, overprotective mother and Sam Loomis as a selfish, fame-chasing jerk.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5oFtbWvJRY
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Bryan and Dave square off against one of the all-time horror movie greats on the most appropriate calendar date of the year. It's 1980's Friday the 13th, a movie made by pornography producers looking to take away a little of that sweet Halloween money for themselves and accidentally set the pace for slasher movies in the 80's. If you had a little cash on-hand with which to make a movie, you set it at a summer camp and killed off a bunch of teenagers for maximum return based on the least possible effort.
This week, Bring Me The Axe! kicks off their month-long examination of the Halloween legacy as Bryan drags Dave kicking and screaming through David Gordon Green's 2018 series revision. It's a deeply flawed movie that's way better than you expect a Halloween sequel or remake to be and it reduces the series to its roots while whiffing on move than a few points. Get all the details within!
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek1ePFp-nBI
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In honor of Hispanic Heritage Month, Bryan and Dave take a trip to Mexico City to celebrate their favorite Ruben Galindo Jr. movie, Don't Panic. It's a blatant a cash-in on the success of Evil Dead and A Nightmare on Elm Street that has so many bizarre qualities to it that you can't help but love it. It's about the love of a grown-ass man and his dinosaur pajamas. It's about the tension between best friends, who might also be enemies? It's about the love shared between two people who no chemistry whatsoever.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeE1slSpJ_Q
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This week Bryan and Dave close out their What The Fuck?? series with a children's movie that terrorized an entire generation in Canada, The Peanut Butter Solution. It's a tale of loss and woe when a child loses his hair due to a terrible fright and deals with it poorly. There's also some real nightmare material in there about being kidnapped by a teacher and forced to work in his child slave labor prison. Also, you'll be amazed at how many Simpsons references these guys can stuff into a single podcast.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2Cm4Cy3rxs
Listen to the Magic Man by Celine Dion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjHiosqcPbs
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This week Bryan and Dave are joined by actor, comedian, and made-for-tv movie expert, Sam Pancake to talk about Dan Curtis (of Dark Shadows fame) and his 1976 gothic melodrama, Burnt Offerings. We cover the movie, of course, hear a nice tale of how pleasant and sweet Karen Black was, much to our delight, and hear a second-hand tale about Oliver Reed's tattooed penis.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo_6Fb5k2lo
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At long last, Bryan and Dave kick off their What The Fuck??? series with Ted Posts deeply troubling, alienating, and off-putting thriller, The Baby, from 1973. Dave thinks it doesn't make any sense. Bryan disagrees strongly, declaring it one of his all-time favorite movies. The Baby is unpredictable at every turn and shocks all the way to the end.
Bryan and Dave are joined this week to close out their Stephen King Rules! series by Stephen King superfan, Julia Marchese, to talk about the picture that ended the Dino De Laurentis/Stephen King dynasty in the 1980's, Silver Bullet. It stars Corey Haim before he was the teen idol of the 1980's as well as Everett McGill and Gary Busey in a picture where it's kids vs. a werewolf.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1dClCykQys
Julia Marchese on Twitter: https://twitter.com/juliacmarchese
Julia's podcast, The Horror Movie Survival Guide: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/horror-movie-survival-guide/id1260663982
This week kicks off our Stephen King Rules! series as Bring Me The Axe! takes on Stephen King's first and last credit as director, the undisputed document of cocaine confidence, Maximum Overdrive from 1986. It's an ill-advised adaptation of his own short story, Trucks, that features a lot explosions, big trucks, and Yeardley Smith screaming.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwYcnnbiRB4
FYI, the music in the trailer is from Halloween 3, not Christine.
This week, Bring Me The Axe! heads to Camp Arawak to explore one of slasher history's most unhinged entries, Sleepaway Camp. What could have been forgotten by history as just another Friday the 13th ripoff is elevated to a truly special place by a parade of dubious directorial decisions, a handful of positively insane performances, and a real wild twist ending that we spoil right from the get-go.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9K2ARikYzE&t=1s
Sources: https://sleepawaycampfilms.com/
This week Bring Me The Axe takes a look at 1981's Madman, a truly weird entry into the early 80's slasher canon. A cast of pleasant, reasonable, and thoughtful counselors at Thanksgiving Gifted Camp face off against a slasher that may be a monster or a zombie or who knows? It's really never clear what Madman Marz is supposed to be. But we get Dawn of the Dead's Gaylen Ross, acting under a pseudonym, as one of horror's worst final girls and Madman Marz has his own theme song.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5X3HqpKZJg
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It's a holiday bonus episode for July 4th! Celebrating Steven Spielberg's landmark accomplishment and one of the all-time greatest movies, Jaws! It's a stealth examination of 70's masculinity as the old man plays tug of war against the new man while a monstrous great white shark terrorizes an island vacation destination.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1fu_sA7XhE
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Bring Me The Axe closes out their Pride 2023 series with an enthusiastic love letter to James Whale's 1932 pre-code classic for Universal, The Old Dark House, a movie about class consciousness, secrecy, Lilian Bond's feet, and super gay double entendres. It is a perfectly executed piece of gothic horror starring Boris Karloff that must be seen to be believed.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqhzhNoTKps
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Bring Me The Axe kicks off its Pride 2023 series with a mostly unremarkable movie that remains in the horror movie memory thanks entirely to contributions from gay artists, the 1986 horror comedy Vamp, starring Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler, and Grace Jones. In an attempt to make a story about two very good friends trying to wheel and deal their way into a college fraternity, writer/director, Richard Wenk, accidentally tips the movie into queer territory with a story about the unrequited love of one man for another. You'll also learn way more about Keith Haring and Robert Mapplethorpe than you were probably expecting to in a chat about how awesome Grace Jones is.
This week Bring Me The Axe closes out their School's Out series, taking a look at the 1982 slasher picture, The House on Sorority Row, from director Mark Rosman, a hidden gem of the genre that remarkably passes the Bechdel Test. It's a movie about a prank gone wrong, secret medical experiments, and a girl who owns a 1970's style fuck van. The House on Sorority Row features soap opera stars, Kate McNeil and Eileen Davidson, as well as Lois Kelso and we enjoyed this movie a whole lot.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKMrteGf6q8
This week, Bring Me The Axe kicks off their School's Out series, taking a look at the 1981 slasher also-ran, Final Exam, a movie that should be stuffed down the horror movie memory hole were it not for its one secret weapon, a weirdo nerd character named Radish and his ongoing series of bizarre bon mots. Final Exam can't decide if it's Animal House or Halloween and doesn't do a very good job of ripping off either of them. But we're going to ride this one out to see if our precious Radish can survive the killer's knife.
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This week Bring Me The Axe breaks down one of the four werewolf movies released in 1981, Joe Dante's iconic The Howling. It's a wild ride made notable by its awesome special effects and dark comedic tone. And it's a treat for fans of of classic horror movies with cameos from Roger Corman and Forrest Ackerman, not to mention dozens of references to other werewolf movies. It's one of the all-time greats.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZARVBpjC1I
Trailers From Hell, with Josh Olson: https://trailersfromhell.com/howling/
Horror's Hallowed Grounds with Sean Clark: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=temUGpwfmjc