gym, crimes & misdemeanors
eating 2 year old gummies was not a good idea..
sean penn get sodomized need i say more?
Buying new towels tested our marriage like never before & Answering the towel questions you were too afraid to ask!
find me in the land of yellow stickers, fake snow on Frankie's fur & Charlie Brown was bullied
do not hesitate at a 4 way stop, getting a flu shot when you're an anti-vaxxer & i don't care about my spotify wrapped, why do u?
also: Carolyn cut Lennox's hair, Kathy Bailey defeated Waste Management & do the unhoused have strainers?
braddy p is hot, javier bardem is not plus the movie's most cliche lines
ham > turkey allday errday & bob evans mac n cheese is terrible
clankie or crankie?
the flying monkeys look like cesar, ariana should hit up the catering table & why dont they just call it wicked 2?
The 3 item combo at Panda Express is the biggest ripoff!
& get u a balloon who's a fighter!
i stuck my hand in my mouth at dinner, Carolyn planted some flowers & we watched the seinfeld where george got a chair for that security guard
also, I bought Lennox a hello kitty tee and i fancied up some panda fried rice
Captain Save-a-Wifey, (Million) Dollar Tow & we watched that television show pluribus
Claire was scratching my rich, Corinthian leather, and I didn't care!
the plot sucks, the dinos suck, colin jost sucks
the new kid at the Gross Out sucks at bagging, Carolyn found her way into Grandma Thien's heart, Carolyn has all 4 of my credit cards, we killed at least 3 spiders & we watched that doc The Perfect Neighbor on Netflix
also, always set a timer