It’s “Free-for-All Friday,” and as usual the studio is crawling with our favorite lovable menaces. If you’ve ever wondered what childbirth really feels like, just try the “Butt Baby”—because nothing says love like heroically delivering a deluxe, emotionally supportive dump. We also dive into a round of “Real or Fake,” and trust me… that’s just the beginning!
We might not fully grasp DEI hiring… but whatever this is, it’s definitely the director’s cut.
Best Friend Russ jumps in to bless us with yet another one of Cane’s legendary d-bag moments.
Then we take a scenic detour down “What Terrible Things Did Supposedly Good People Do Once They Died?” boulevard… plus a whole lot more chaos!
The shenanigans hit an all-time high today. There is a real housekeeping competition happening—like, with actual competitors—and we are absolutely living for it. We also questioned some of the names people give their kids… and honestly, some of them need to just be sounded out. PLUS so much more chaos!
Cane makes a solid point — no band ever plays the hits at the top of the show unless they want everyone to beat traffic. We also dive into our favorite pastime: finding reasons to hate celebrities that everyone else worships. And Corey once again defends his daily bidet routine like it’s a religion. 💦
All that… and way too much more!
A guy just broke a world record for masturbating—nearly 10 hours straight.
And get this: he said he beat his old record. Bro, that’s dedication… and chafing.
Apparently, his girlfriend left him because his member was too big.
Like, imagine being dumped for being overqualified. Don’t we all wish that’s why we got left?
And in other news, Oprah released her list of “things nobody actually needs,”
like glasses that don’t fog up while reading in the shower.
Who the hell is reading in the shower?! If you’re doing that, I don’t think steam’s your biggest problem.
Stay tuned — there’s so much more nonsense where that came from!
He got rejected from an Uber — the driver said the car had a “one passenger limit,” and apparently he counted as two. Meanwhile, middle school boys continue their undefeated streak against the WNBA. And Cane? He made the comeback of the century... only to lose in a tie-breaker that no one asked for. All that and way too much more!
It’s the Halloween Edition of the show — and yes, the boys actually put on costumes (pray for them). We’re breaking down what kind of Trick-or-Treater you are — are you the candy hoarder, the costume critic, or the one still using a pillowcase?
Plus, we dive into the mysterious origins of that ridiculous viral “6-7” thing everyone won’t shut up about… and of course, MUCH MORE! (because our attention spans demanded it).
There’s a fine line when it comes to Halloween costumes — and this guy didn’t just cross it, he sprinted past it in platform boots and a white sheet. David Lee Roth, buddy, it’s time to hang up the spandex — especially after that “wardrobe malfunction” that revealed way more than your stage presence.
Also: what your favorite Halloween candy says about you (spoiler: if it’s candy corn, we need to talk).
All that and a whole lot more questionable decisions!
Oh, now that he’s doing it, you suddenly care — but when they did it, it was totally fine? Classic double standard. Also, how do you live on this planet for decades and still not know what a moose looks like?! And one more thing — is it ever okay to call an elderly person ‘senile’ to their face? We discuss… at our own risk. PLUS MUCH MORE!
We’re asking the real hard-hitting question: Is fandom gay?
Like, if you proudly wear another man’s name on your back… is that just team spirit or something deeper?
We also uncover the hidden meanings behind your favorite songs (yes, even Monster Mash isn’t safe), and play our favorite game: “Wrong Answers Only!”
All that… and way too much more.
And Corey's got problems the Average Joe can't relate to.
It’s Jai’s birthday — so naturally, in true Cane and Corey fashion, they made it as ridiculous as humanly possible. Turns out most adults are still afraid of the dark (grow up… or at least buy a nightlight). Also, THEY'RE mad because he signed her album? Relax, Karen's, it’s not your business. All that chaos and so much more!
We took a dementia test—spoiler alert: the results were terrifying (and also explain a lot). Then, we explore the most lucrative careers for people who peaked in kindergarten. Plus, the return of “Fake News or Florida”—because let’s be honest, Florida is basically Area 51 with better beaches. AND that’s not even the weirdest part of this episode.
Cane had himself a spy-thriller morning—getting tailed before sunrise and breaking into his own apartment Mission Impossible-style via the fire escape. Meanwhile, you can now officially check if the feds are watching you… though honestly, do you really want to know?
And poor Corey? Let’s just say the TSA knows his crotch on a first-name basis—they give him a gentle “how ya doin’?” tap every single trip. All this, and way more chaos, coming your way!
We tried sitting without manspreading… turns out our hips are not built for that. Please, stop dialing 911—we’re fine, just in pain.
Also, when it comes to accents you can trust, let’s just say New York and New Jersey are not making the cut. (If they’re on the list, it’s probably the “Do Not Call” list.)
And yes, a listener “D-Bag” Cane can relate to.
PLUS… so much more chaos you didn’t ask for!
We’ve smuggled in Brit Nick from across the pond—because if we don’t save England, who will? Our listeners are "jacked" beyond reason, and the proof is in this week’s mafia member. Freedom of speech? Sure. Keeping your job after using it? That’s on you, mate. PLUS—way too much more, but you’re already hooked, so just roll with it!
Ladies, PSA: next time you get a package, double-check—could be Coochie Juice, not Amazon Prime. Also, who’s out here pulling up to Popeyes asking for a Baconator? Wrong drive-thru, genius—that’s Wendy’s, not a flavor upgrade! And tell me why Corey’s agent sent him straight to the Hood—did he fire them, or did the hood fire him? Oh, and that’s just the warm-up—plenty more chaos where that came from!
Most guys never figure it out, but today we finally learn what kind of men we really are—spoiler: it’s not flattering. You know the world’s upside down when Andy Cohen manages to troll Howard Stern’s listeners. And the one comedian Corey hates PLUS way more chaos!
Who needs Liam Neeson when you’ve got Corey B—who won’t just risk his life for you…he’ll risk his WiFi connection too.
Meanwhile, Cane has entered a brand-new era of manhood: The Ear Hair Stage. (May his barber have mercy.)
And Jai? After years of crushing defeats, he finally wins a game! …Unfortunately, the game was BUTT HURT.
All this and more chaos, drama, and questionable life choices await!
Guys like Jai don’t just make us sick… they make WebMD crash from the traffic. Just hear his stories and you’ll need a prescription. We’re also rolling out the brand new “Jacket Report” — because apparently showing your hands is the new background check. And Cane? He just went from Mellencamping to monkey-barring like it’s a midlife recess. Proof that it’s never too late to learn something ridiculous. Plus, a whole lot more chaos where that came from!