Hello! It's the podcast that knows where the real John Harbaugh has been hidden. Today, Katie and the Casualties discuss the Nikki Bella-Cooper DeJean romance, phallic Kansas State marching band formations, and a good ol' fashioned conspiracy theory about what the Ravens' social media Graphics are really saying about their former head coach. Then, comedian Colin Quinn joins the show to talk about Josh Allen, Josh Rosen, Sporting News, sympathy for kickers, a distaste Of Pass interference, Pistol Pete Maravich And what used to count as traveling, injuring Yourself on Adam Sandler's basketball court, Throwing the first pitch for the Phillies and never getting the Same invite from the Mets, stickball, golf, Caddyshack, Slap Shot, Nickelback, Remote Control, and the history of MTV, his feelings about Weekend Update, trolling NBA fans, Caitlin Clark and her groin injury, mascots, cartoons, and in-depth breathing techniques, respect for Jake Paul the boxer, and his annoyance at new Knicks fans who have only suffered one tenth the heartbreak he has. Then, Katie and the Casualties wrap the show on what you may have missed around the sports world, including the NBA's own LinkedIn Lunatic.

Hello! It's the podcast version of Edward Fortyhands, with eighty ounces of sports. Today, Katie and the Casualties celebrate the return home, the long trip through the Midwest over the holidays, and of course, the biggest story in sports - Luke Littler's second straight World Darts Championships and the heel turn that came with it. The team dives into farewells to the 18 NFL teams headed to Cancun, with a look at the Raiders' next franchise quarterback and his gameday music selections, the Jets' historic inability to intercept a pass, the Giants' inability to quarantine, the Browns' most adorable defender, the Bengals' offensive line's most exotic Christmas gifts, Tua's regifting, Shilo Sanders' motivation to never return to the NFL, the iconic re-retirements of Philip Rivers and Frank Ragnow, and a final wrap on Isabella's first fantasy football season. Then, Katie and the Casualties get into Tom Brady's New Year's Eve with Alix Earle and life for a 48-year-old in the club, before breaking down the six postseason games on this weekend's slate with Isabella's picks, plus Napheesa Collier's latest setback, Sam Kerr's wedding, and the Black Monday question of "Did I Get Fired Today?" with NFL coaches, soccer coaches, soccer teams, and amateur eggnog dumpers.

Hello! And welcome to 2026. It's the podcast that promises to spend the new year learning a lot more about compressed flower arrangements. Today, Charlotte Wilder of The Sports Gossip Show joins Katie to celebrate "The Year in Sports Gossip", month by month - Re-live the drama of Aaron Rodgers alienating another team and the debate of whether his wife actually exists, the bewilderment of Nico Harrison snatching beers from Luka Doncic and then trading him to the Lakers, the astonishment of Katy Perry uttering the phrase "putting the 'ass' in 'astronaut'", the permanent residency of Jordon Hudson in sports news, the papal blockbuster of the White Sox landing the holiest superfan of all, the announcement of UFC on the White House lawn, the introduction of Phillies Karen, the exodus of Lane Kiffin, and so much more. PLUS, witness the crowning of 2025's Sports Couple of the Year, following an intensely heated-yet-adorable debate.

Hello! It’s the podcast that definitely wasn’t squatting in an Airbnb. Today, Katie and Dan provide a post-Christmas update on their cross-country road trip and break down Katie’s surprisingly elite Wii Golf game. Then, Katie and Dan talk about the NFL vs NBA battle over Christmas Day (30:51), Brock Purdy’s incredible 5 TD performance, the Worst-to-First Payts, loser Super Bowl parties, Myles Garrett vs Aaron Rodgers, the backwards-cap-wearing Lions fan who didn’t convince anybody that he’s not an absolute tool, plus sacrificial Pop-Tarts, stolen shopping baskets, and Big Questions for the New Year… which includes an update on the Nolan-Soder wedding.

Hello! And Merry Christmas! It's the podcast that learned way too much about Honey Nut Cheerios for a holiday. Today, Katie and the Casualties celebrate Christmas with their favorite traditions and a look at the day's sports schedules for you to partially ignore your family to, then visit the Ghosts of Basketball Past with a game of "Two Truths and a Lie" for every NBA Franchise. Did Master P really play for the Toronto Raptors? Did the Miami Heat once have a working dentist backing up Rony Seikaly? Did a Milwaukee Buck once demonstrate his new "sex bell" on Instagram? Did the Nets once sign the NBA's first open communist? Find out, and play against Isabella in real time before hitting that post-Christmas-Ham nap.

Hello! It's the podcast recording from a highway in Iowa, with its three greatest loves: Myrtle, Dan, and you the listener. The order? That depends. Today, Katie and Dan get into your travel recommendations for the best eats of the Midwest and Katie's irrational fear of wind turbines, then break down the world of sports, with the Knicks winning the NBA Cup, Nikola Jokic slipping into the Wife Guy Rankings via write-in, Jake Paul's jaw separating from the rest of his body at Anthony Joshua's insistence, Andrew Tate joining the party and losing his own boxing match over the weekend, the ethos of Too Hot to Handle, what Myrtle's eating in the backseat, Frosty the Snowman's secret family, Pablo Torre's new award, the Seahawks getting two points for picking up a football, Puka Nacua's Adin Ross livestream and not understanding the concept of a bad idea, Brandon Aiyuk trying to be the craziest wide receiver of the week, and DK Metcalf running away with that contest, Timothée Chalamet's latest album and the machine that Dan believes is making it all work, the College Football Playoff and the confluence of Johnny Manziel, Michael Irvin, and Abella Danger, Gisele Bundchen finding love, an all-time episode of Heated Rivalry, a new daredevil freeclimber on Netflix, and the Tate McRae-Jack Hughes romance taking a step forward. Then, without Chris in the car, Katie herself tells you what sports to watch this week after Christmas.

Hello! It's the podcast that made it to Australia before the Thong Song did. Today, Katie and the Casualties learn more about Australian pronunciations, Sisqo's reach, and slabs at the Bottle-o, and then Ashtyn Butuso of OffBall and Flagrant Magazine stops by [14:00] to talk about the definitive rankings of NBA Wife Guys, the ethics of drinking breast milk, Karl-Anthony Towns and "king shit", Giannis as the antithesis of the 90's sitcom husband, and a surprise veteran at #1, Josh Allen as the potential NFL one-seed, the dubious morality from Katie's first WNBA game, the dangers of Project B, the second season of Unrivaled, the Blazers, Jameis Winston's rewritten history, Ashtyn's picks for the College Football Playoff, Dylan Raiola announcing a transfer the day after Patrick Mahomes got injured, and an intense look at Isabella's first fantasy football playoffs.

Hello! It's the podcast that believes clubbing in a turtleneck & chain is for winners only. Today, Katie congratulates Lindsey Vonn for being a winner again at 41, apologizes for introducing the world to Pat McAfee's debut single, and reminisces about songwriting for Jim Carrey's "The Grinch", before going in on the disaster of media coverage surrounding ex-Michigan coach Sherrone Moore, before former NFL MVP Matt Ryan joins the show to talk about calling NFL Christmas Gameday for Netflix, Philip Rivers' comeback at 44, Patrick Mahomes' ACL tear, the best team in the NFL, the best gift he's ever given his offensive line, and a game of "Naughty or Nice with Matty Ice". Then, Katie and the Casualties celebrate the announcement of baby #1 for the Steinfelds and sign up for Hailee's newsletter, introduce Isabella to the legend of Gardner Minshew, question Tom Brady's gift-giving tactics, cheer for Fernando Mendoza, run through all of the many reasons to root AGAINST Diego Pavia, explain the NBA Cup and debate whether it's worth caring about, break down the latest news regarding Trinity Rodman, Quinn Hughes, Cristiano Ronaldo, Vin Diesel, Dennis Rodman, and Hugh Jackman, and try to figure out just which fan bases had to the rowdiest weekend, from Lionel Messi to John Cena. And Chris wraps with a look at what to watch in sports this week: Women’s College Volleyball Final Four (ESPN) #3 Texas A&M vs #1 Pittsburgh on Thursday, 18th of December at 6:30pm ET Wisconsin vs #1 Kentucky on Thursday, 18th of December at 9:00pm ET The Championship Game will be on Sunday afternoon at 3:30pm ET on ABC Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua Fight Friday, December 19th at 8:00pm ET on Netflix World Darts Championship (Peacock) Second Rd (Morning): 7:30am - 11:30am ET on Saturday, December 20th Second Rd (Afternoon): 2:00pm - 6:00pm ET on Saturday, December 20th

Hello! It’s the podcast that now knows exactly what not to ask the next female pilot it sees. Today, Katie and the Casualties celebrate/lament Pete Alonso signing with the Orioles/not signing with the Mets, question the etymology of “socking a dinger”, and get excited for Philip Rivers’ return to the NFL at the advanced age of 44. Then, comedian Liza Treyger [17:40] joins Katie to break down The Sphere, seeing The Backstreet Boys, what entails a mature amount of Molly, growing up a White Sox fan and finally throwing out the first pitch, sitting in Lorne Michaels’ Yankees seats among too many children, her competitive swimming career and getting kicked off the team in a blaze of glory, being the only girl on the 8th grade football team, the sex appeal of hockey players at her high school, HBO Max’s Heated Rivalry and the rise of spicy sports fiction, her Taylor Swift fandom, her Jalen Hurts fandom, attending a Super Bowl vs. having to watch the current crop of ads, getting arrested at a White Sox game, Katie’s rhythmic gymnastics career, her love of airports and Delta pilot trading cards, which porn companies truly sell the coziest branded apparel, and an ode to her mother’s new browser history.

Hello! It's the podcast that will never turn down a chance to take a bite out of a walking sentient Pop-Tart. Today, Katie and the Casualties hear the final ruling on the origin of "Ho v. Housewife", celebrate CBS living our best lives on the small screen, and answer your most pressing questions about how we would take the grand prize on Supermarket Sweep (the cash prize. David Ruprecht himself can not be won). Then, Katie and the team break down the controversy surrounding the College Football Playoff and Notre Dame's snub, where the process fell apart, Fernando Mendoza's unbridled gosh darn joy following Indiana's win, Shirley Manson's beach ball anger, the best of College Bowl Season from Gronk to Snoop Dogg to Pop-Tarts to Mayonnaise and the clandestine operations of 68 Ventures, the NWSL's crossroads with Trinity Rodman, Lionel Messi and Miami taking home the MLS Cup, the split of Alix Earle and Braxton Berrios, Zay Flowers' ex-girlfriend spilling tea, and Russell Wilson's mom defending him on IG, Taylor Swift's squad at this weekend's Chiefs game, the potential end of the Chiefs' season, the Colts' desperation without Daniel Jones, Tom Brady and his two-win Raiders, a joyous week for the Eagles' offense, Lando Norris' F1 title, and a look at what to watch this week in sports.

Hello! It's the podcast that has Gary Vaynerchuk impressions for days. Today, Katie and the Casualties break down the mystery behind who officially coined "Can't turn a ho into a housewife", whether Chris' Christmas movie picks are insane, a further pedantic breakdown of Do They Know It's Christmas?, and how Monday night's false report about Abdul Carter's film session is the latest system of social media being completely broken. Then, comedian Lucas Zelinick joins the show [12:08] to talk about his upbringing as a sports fan and why he'll never win a Stanley Cup, obstructed view seats, his past as a professional skier, his lack of Olympic dreams and the upcoming Winter Olympics, Ski Mountaineering as the next great Olympic sport, the danger of the skeleton, the joy of the Monobob, his foray into fantasy football this year and his jealousy of Isabella, his potential defense of Lane Kiffin, and analysis of Lane Kiffin's best aliases at college bars, being a New York Giants fan and Younghoe Koo's very bad Monday, the Blooper of the Year, Jaxson Dart's brain and the playing style that endangers it, his history with his parents' liquor cabinet, his Yankees fandom, the 2026 World Cup and the Village People's upcoming performance at the World Cup draw, the USMNT's chances, ranking his favorite rich people he's ever met, ranking his favorite Sports Nepo Babies, and his strong desire to get sued by Arch Manning. Then we wrap with a look at Isabella's fantasy football team and their inevitable weekly result, and the games to watch this weekend.

Hello! It's the podcast that appreciates the work of Gayla Peevey. Today, Katie and the Casualties introduce Isabella to the lore of Lane Kiffin, his move to LSU, and his conflict with podcaster Ben Garrett, and ask - "is this a ho or a housewife?" Respectfully, of course. Then, the team breaks down Katie's first ever Thanksgiving dish, the postgame turkey in Dallas for the Cowboys, the postgame meal for the Bengals in Baltimore, and why quarterbacks just can't seem to visually identify crabs, and takes a long look at which NFL teams look like true Super Bowl contenders, and which Christmas song they best personify. (It all makes sense.) And Katie wraps with news on Megan Thee Stallion, Klay Thompson, Guy Fieri, Martha Stewart, and the three sporting events you need to watch this weekend.

Hello! It’s the podcast with just SO MANY pie takes. Today, Katie and the Casualties help you celebrate Thanksgiving with discussions of Apple vs. Pumpkin vs. Pecan vs. Meat, the mystery of cranberries, the magic of mashed potatoes, the ultra-utility of the black turtleneck, how to corral drunk relatives into family games, whether Katie is finally old enough to contribute a dish this year, the history of Thanksgiving movies from Planes, Trains & Automobiles to Son-in-Law and that’s pretty much it, and a debate about whether we should make Isabella watch Creed’s halftime performance at the 2001 Thanksgiving Day Cowboys game. Then, Matthew Daddario & Holland Roden, the stars of Hallmark Channel’s “Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story” (streaming now!) join the show [34:36] to talk about their new Christmas film, the love letter to Bills fans and the city of Buffalo, what they learned about drinking out of bowling balls at a Bills tailgate, acting alongside Sean McDermott, Dion Dawkins, and a long roster of Bills players, the pros and cons of dating a sports fan, what it would take to turn Holland into a full-fledged Casual, their characters’ relationship and Matthew’s portrayal of a VP of Stadium Development, the pacing of filming a Hallmark movie, Matthew’s Giants fandom, and a game of “Build the Perfect Sports RomCom”. And we wrap, of course, with a thank you to the greatest podcast audience in the world. Love you. Mean it.

Hello! It's the podcast that respects both sides of the salmon. Today, Katie and the Casualties celebrate the proliferation of The Payts, the intensity of the Thanksgiving Framingham-Natick rivalry, and New Baby Blaney, before breaking down another championship for Gotham FC, Rose Lavelle's game winner, Rose Lavelle's postgame Fireball shot, The Studbudz being introduced to the Psychopath Emily Sonnett, the Dallas Wings winning the number one overall pick again and the debate of whether they HAVE to (and whether they SHOULD) draft Paige Bueckers' girlfriend Azzi Fudd, the New Orleans Saints giving Justin Tucker another chance, the Eagles blowing a 21-point lead to the Cowboys, Josh Allen and Hailee Steinfeld taking in Wyoming, Jordon Hudson making the news FOUR TIMES in one weekend including a shouting match in Bill Belichick's office and a threat to sue Pablo, a hypothetical glimpse into the Belichick Family Thanksgiving, Jack Hughes and his date with Tate McRae, where Jack and his hand lie in the hierarchy of weird sports injuries, F1 Vegas and competitive escalator riding, and the incredible oddity of Miss Universe 2025, from fish costumes and makeup snorting to scandal and injury. And we wrap with a look ahead to the week in sprots, the Thanksgiving football slate, and whether The Ashes will truly ever end. AND DON'T MISS! We're offering 25% off of all Casuals merchandise this Black Friday by using the promo code KATIE25 at the Casuals store - www.siriusxmstore.com/casuals

Hello! It's the podcast bringing you your annual allegory of Doc Emrick smut, right here, right now. Today, Katie and the Casualties get into Thanksgiving and plugging our Thanksgiving episode, the Spanish soccer president and why we should supported the return of public eggings, an upcoming episode dedicated to the intersection of spicy hockey fiction and the NHL's latest controversies, a shout out to Sports? fans and Ashley's hall pass, Bryce Harper's new look, and the NFL driving us to take the side of report cards. Then, comedian Beth Stelling joins the show [18:30] to talk about her comedy career, her field hockey career, the US Masters squad and her silver medal at the Pan Am Continental Cup, being "in the zone" in sports versus comedy, going to college at Miami but not THAT Miami, the rise of crowd work comedians and whether that's been bad for comedy in general, playing field hockey into her 60's, airport lounges, cigarettes for the apocalypse, scaring young people, what anyone turning 40 can learn from Lebron, Matthew Stafford, Clayton Kershaw, and the old men of the year, throwing a first pitch and learning to critique yourself as both an athlete and a comedian, Erin Matson and the USA Field Hockey controversy of the 2024 Olympics, Bill Belichick attending an adult cheerleading competition on Sunday, porn, Mormon Housewives, bleaching it, and where to find Beth's comedy. And then the team wraps with a look at another week of Isabella's unstoppable fantasy football team, and finding an inconsequential replacement for JK Dobbins.

Hello! It's the podcast that didn't go to high school with Lil' Dicky but now knows that you probably did. On today's show, Katie and the Casualties dig into listener feedback on Tom Brady conspiracy theories and hometown white rappers, and then get into Kai Trump's official LPGA debut, finishing last at The Annika, and whether it was worth it for the tour, the upcoming intersection of hockey and smutty fiction fandoms, Gotham FC advancing to the NWSL final on ANOTHER shocking finish, Midge Purce and the curse of infinite aura, Trinity Rodman's future, Marta's career, Jack Hughes' injury in the NHL and whether we believe pro athletes are THAT clumsy, duck crocs in Anaheim, the NFL's new reality TV star altcast, Mike McDaniel opting not to win in Madrid and still winning, Shedeur Sanders correctly declaring "I don't think I played good", Shohei Ohtani winning a fourth MVP, Cal Raleigh not winning a first, a wonderful round of "Should I Have Said That Out Loud?" with Tua Tagavailoa, Cooper Kupp, and Draymond Green, cricket, The Ashes, tiny trophies, live trophies with antlers, Australia's father-son rule, and the upcoming PWHL slate.

Hello! It's the podcast that respected Mary Ann and Ginger but knew The Professor was the real prize. Today, Katie and the Casualties embark on the first ever Segmentpalooza, clearing out the backlog of show ideas and getting into Cam Skattebo's taco strategy, wedding planning advice from the Casuals fans, what Chris has missed lately by swearing off social media, hoof cleaning, baseball children and the ethics of "dibs", the duality of TikTok emoji lingo, the human response to chimpanzee butts, Hall of Fame sportswriter Bob Ryan and the nature of Twitter comments,  Blake Snell and the whitest rapper from your high school, the newest PWHL expansion franchises, the greatest conspiracy theories in NBA history from Nico Harrison as a sleeper agent to David Stern freezing envelopes, and Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game never happening, Krispy Kreme lady, romantic texting with the assistance of ChatGPT, baseball tips for those dating an absolute diehard fan, Cardi B and Stefon Diggs' latest news, and a wrap with Isabella's unstoppable fantasy football squad.

Hello! It’s the podcast that’s absolutely Details Toughness Finish. Today, Katie calls out ESPN, Youtube, Live Nation, and rich executives everywhere for their refusal to just let us enjoy nice sports things in peace, then she and the Casualties break down an unforgettable upset in the NWSL Playoffs on Sunday, and the downside of Penalty Kicks, Donald Trump’s trip to Landover MD and the least exciting flyover possible, the hilarious likely outcome of naming the Commanders’ stadium after him, his trip to the broadcast booth and a very tough 6-7 minutes for Jonathan Vilma, the first-place Payts and Tony Romo labeling them as “DTF”, and the unstoppable Colts and Carlie Irsay-Gordon winning over fans in both Berlin and suburban Maryland, Sydney Sweeney’s box office flop and a game of “Is this rumor more bullshit than Sydney Sweeney saying she’ll actually box?”, Kim Kardashian’s pants, Hilary Duff’s single, Joe Exotic’s Instagram access, Haley Kalil’s elasticity, Andy Richter’s dance skill, Aaron Rodgers’ wife and the sudden debate about whether she actually exists as a human, the ongoing ethical debate about Tom Brady cloning his dog, the most heart-warming audio we’ve ever played, and a look at what to watch in sports this week.

Hello! It's the podcast that admits it had a moment during 1988's "Working Girl". Today, Katie and the Casualties celebrate the return of Hilary Duff to the music industry and the lasting impact of "Cadet Kelly", touch on the Jets' firesale at the NFL trade deadline and Steve Ballmer's latest lawsuit, and debate whether Commanders coach Dan Quinn should be getting blamed for Jayden Daniels' injury. Then, sports radio icon Christopher "Mad Dog" Russo joins the show [26:00] to discuss the beginning of his sports fandom, his love of Bruce Springsteen and weed gummies, Jeremy Allen White and the Springsteen biopic as they compare to Chalamet playing Dylan, the right time to get married as a sports fan and how Chris would plan Katie's wedding, his career, his success, and how he maintains his passion for sports after forty years of broadcasting, the World Series, the Dodger dynasty, and why we shouldn't be concerned with how much they're paying their players, who he considers the actual contenders in the NFL this season, learning about Cardi B in real time, and an epic breakdown of the greatest controversies in the history of People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. Was Harry Hamlin sexier than Don Johnson in 1987? Was Sean Connery too old to be sexy in 1989? Are we sleeping on how sexy Nick Nolte was in 1992? And can any of them compare to the great Robert Mitchum or Sidney Poitier? PLUS, Mad Dog learns about Adam Levine's absurd texting history for the first time, as you buy this episode a steak dinner and whisper sweet nothings into it. And finally, Katie and the team wrap with a recap of Isabella's fantasy squad and a look ahead at the weekend's NFL action.

Hello! It's the podcast that asks that if you're going to tattoo us onto your back, please tell us about it first. Today, Katie and the Casualties break down an absolutely epic World Series that reminded us of every single thing we love about baseball, from a Game Six ballpark anomaly to a Game Seven legendary national anthem and a home run from an injured Bo Bichette and benches clearing and a manager's gut feeling about Miguel Rojas and a debatable slide at home plate and a collision in center and Yamamoto pitching in zero days rest and everything you could ever want from a baseball game. The team gets into the best celebrity reactions on social media, Caleb Joseph's postgame comments about the Blue Jays, Clayton Kershaw's final game, and Alex Vesia's presence in the hearts of both teams, and then make closing arguments for why every casual fan should be all-in on baseball in 2026. Then [48:50], the team runs through the biggest sports stories of this week, including Cardi B and Bob Kraft becoming besties, the longest field goal ever kicked, the costliest twerk ever twerked, Sydney Sweeney's boxing biopic and the lack of marketing, a preview of the NWSL playoffs and where your rooting interests should lie, the NWSL coach who may have used ChatGPT a little too much, bidets, thorns, and labor unions, Paige Bueckers getting a starring role in Hollywood, Jalen Green's new back tattoo, Jaxson Dart's new girlfriend, and the definition of the word "influencer", Kathy Hochul and the "Let's Go Bills" chant, AJ McCarron's run for backup governor, and a look at what to watch this week in sports.