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Cockney & Son
Lew & Steve
22 episodes
5 days ago
Send us a text This isn’t one of our usual episodes. It’s just me Lew, speaking honestly about what life feels like right now. The past few weeks have been some of the hardest our family has ever faced, and I’ve found myself trying to hold everything together for the people I love, even when I feel like I’m falling apart inside. This is about love, loss, and what it means to just keep showing up even when you don’t have the right words or the strength you wish you had. If you’ve ever supporte...
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Send us a text This isn’t one of our usual episodes. It’s just me Lew, speaking honestly about what life feels like right now. The past few weeks have been some of the hardest our family has ever faced, and I’ve found myself trying to hold everything together for the people I love, even when I feel like I’m falling apart inside. This is about love, loss, and what it means to just keep showing up even when you don’t have the right words or the strength you wish you had. If you’ve ever supporte...
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Kids & Family,
Society & Culture
Episodes (20/22)
Cockney & Son
Episode 21: Just Showing Up Is Enough
Send us a text This isn’t one of our usual episodes. It’s just me Lew, speaking honestly about what life feels like right now. The past few weeks have been some of the hardest our family has ever faced, and I’ve found myself trying to hold everything together for the people I love, even when I feel like I’m falling apart inside. This is about love, loss, and what it means to just keep showing up even when you don’t have the right words or the strength you wish you had. If you’ve ever supporte...
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1 week ago
11 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 20: Why is it taking so long!, AI or NOT? & Knock Knock
Send us a text 🎙️ It’s a milestone episode — number 20! But this one’s a bit different… Lew’s at home, Dad’s in SW1, and somehow they’ve managed to record from two different locations. What could possibly go wrong? 💬 Bit of a Natter: Things that used to take ages but now take seconds — from film developing and paying bills to booking holidays and finding directions. (Spoiler: Dad still swears by an A-to-Z.) 🤖 Adam & Eve It: The pair get stuck into a proper rant about AI — the pros, the co...
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2 weeks ago
27 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 19: British Myths, Firework Rants & “The Dog Don’t Like My Boyfriend!”
Send us a text Autumn’s here and the nights are drawing in — which means the moaning’s back in full swing! This week Lew and Steve dive into some of the biggest misconceptions about British people: ☕ Do we really live off tea and crumpets? 🇬🇧 Do we all sound like the Royal Family? 🦷 And what’s the truth about those “bad British teeth”? 💥 In Adam & Eve It (Rant of the Week), Lew’s had enough of random fireworks going off at midnight — poor Belle’s in bits and he’s calling for a national ba...
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3 weeks ago
37 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 18: Things We Don’t Need Anymore, Courier Chaos & Neighbour Etiquette
Send us a text 📺 Bit of a Natter: Lew and Steve reminisce about everyday items from the 70s and 80s that have completely vanished — from TV aerials and phone books to smoking indoors and those deadly travel sweet tins rolling around the glovebox. What will disappear next… door keys, maybe? 📦 Adam & Eve It (Rant of the Week): After 42 years with Royal Mail, Steve’s had enough of modern-day delivery drivers! From parcels left in bins to “knock-and-run” drop-offs, he tells it exactly as it i...
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1 month ago
32 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 17: Saturday Night Ain’t Right, Presenters Can’t Cut It & Romance Expiry Date
Send us a text It’s an emotional one this week — and not just because there’s sad news at the end (we’ll keep you guessing). Lew and Dad take a trip down memory lane to talk all things Saturday Night TV, from The Generation Game and Blind Date to Gladiators and Stars in Their Eyes. Where have the Brucies and Cillas gone? And why does every show now have someone screaming into a mic? In “Adam & Eve It”, Dad’s on a proper rant about today’s presenters, Amanda Holden doesn’t come out of this...
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1 month ago
35 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 16: Lottery Secret, Brit Card Beef & “You didn’t get me anything?”
Send us a text In this episode: Bit of a Natter – What would you actually do if you won £74 million? Would you go public, keep it secret, or disappear to a villa in Spain? Lew and Dad share their fantasy plans, debate whether money really brings happiness, and how it might change family life. Adam & Eve It (Rant of the Week) – The Prime Minister wants to introduce a new “brick card” ID… but Dad’s not having it. Another card? Another system? He’s got a few things to say about that. Say It ...
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1 month ago
39 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 15: Gamers R Crazy, BOOK YOUR SLOT & Uncle Fester?
Send us a text In this episode: Screens & Gaming – Lew opens up about the battles of modern parenting: Fortnite, FIFA, Roblox, in-game purchases, and whether screens are really to blame for kids’ moods. Dad weighs in on how things were “back in his day.” Adam & Eve It (Rant of the Week) – Christmas has officially started… in September! With mince pies already on shelves and supermarket delivery slots going live three months early, Dad’s not having it. Say It Like Steve – A Halloween s...
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1 month ago
50 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 14: UF-NO?, Old Habits, Unnecessary Renewals & Our First PR Package
Send us a text This week I’m taking Dad out of this world (literally) as I quiz him about Atlas 3i – the interstellar visitor that’s got social media buzzing with alien theories. Is it just a space rock, or are the odds too strange to ignore? Back on Earth, I put Dad through an “old people habits” quiz – does he moan about traffic, hoard plastic bags, and groan every time he stands up? (Spoiler: it doesn’t look good for him). In Say It Like Steve, a listener wants to renew her wedding vows, b...
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2 months ago
39 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 13: Quick-Fire Gripes, Tube Strikes & Blunt Truths
Send us a text This week it’s episode 13 – unlucky for some, but (mostly) not for us! Lew surprises Dad with his very first autumn candle, before diving into a bumper Bit of a Natter featuring questions and gripes from our listeners. From cars clogging pavements and supermarket snackers to £7 hot chocolates and the stress of secondary school choices – nothing’s off the table. We also tackle the big talking point of the week: tube strikes. Are drivers right to demand less work for more money, ...
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2 months ago
49 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 12: Autumn Adults, Flags are Flying & Dinner for One?
Send us a text We’re back after a short break, and this week’s episode is a mix of laughs, debates, and a bit of advice. From autumn leaves and pumpkin-spiced everything, to whether flying the Union Jack has lost its meaning, we cover it all with plenty of Cockney & Son banter. In Say It Like Steve, we tackle a follower’s question: how do you build the confidence to go out alone, whether that’s grabbing a coffee, heading to the park, or even sitting down for a meal for one? As always, Ste...
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2 months ago
38 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 11: The French, Knobbly Knees & I Can’t Speak French
Send us a text Cockney & Son hit the road again, this time recording live from the South of France! 🇫🇷 Expect sunshine (and a few storm clouds), villa life, and plenty of laughs as we swap London chaos for St Tropez beaches. We chat about French culture vs London life, Dad’s ongoing battle with his knobbly knees (and whether we need to start a GoFundMe for his knee ops), and the struggle of speaking French when all you can manage is “merci.” Add in a dramatic fall into the sea, dodgy sand...
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2 months ago
45 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 10: “On Tour: From Hayling Island to the Riviera”
Send us a text Double digits and on location! This week we’re coming to you from a very glamorous… caravan in Hailing Island (don’t be jealous). It’s the first stop on our Cockney & Son “world tour” before we head to the sunny South of France next week. We chat about our upcoming Eurocamp-to-villa upgrade, Dad’s legendary beachside massage story, and why he’s waging war on the clocks going back. Expect seagulls, surprise kid cameos, MOT moans, and a healthy debate about whether farmers re...
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3 months ago
35 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 9: Does everyone want good Neighbours???, Bags for Life & Property Prices
Send us a text This week, we’re pulling down the garden fence and having a natter about neighbours the good, the bad, and the downright nosy. From creepy legends like “Rosie Meadow” to shared garden bins and awkward chats over the washing line, we ask: do people still talk to their neighbours, or are we all Ring doorbells and bolted gates these days? Then it’s onto a proper moan about the price of plastic bags how did we go from getting them for free to needing a mortgage for a Ba...
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3 months ago
30 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 8: Perfect Holiday Pressure, Manners??? & Can’t say it like Steve
Send us a text We’re back—and this week, Steve’s off the beach and straight into a moan! From £100 kids’ days out to packing cubes and pressure to post your holiday on social media, we’re chatting holidays then vs now. 👉 In Bit of a Natter, we look at the rise of Insta-perfect travel, why British seaside breaks got left behind, and whether we’re all just overthinking a bit of sunshine. 😤 In Adam & Eve It, manners are under fire—from people not saying thank you to kids glued to screens whi...
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3 months ago
45 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 7: Things that give us the Ick! Traffic Beef & Good luck to all the parents
Send us a text Episode 7 of Cockney & Son, it’s lucky number seven — but not for the things that give us the ick! From men in flip-flops on the tube, to funeral selfies (yes, really), we’re diving headfirst into the modern cringes that wind us right up. Dad even takes on baby talk to pets and people filming entire concerts — and let’s just say, he’s not holding back. Then in Adam & Eve It, it’s full-on road rage (verbally, at least) as Dad rants about traffic, bike lanes, and why Lond...
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3 months ago
37 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 6 – Phobias, Fiddles & Bubble Baths: What Scares Ya?
Send us a text This week on Cockney & Son, we’re talking fears — big, small and downright bonkers. From spiders to buttons to running out of tea bags, we’re sharing what gives us the shivers… and yes, Dad admits he’s scared of one thing (hint: it involves the dentist). In Bit of a Natter, we chat about the weird phobias people have, how fears have changed over the years, and whether it’s best to just get on with it — Dad-style. Then in Adam & Eve It, it’s a moan about people trying to...
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4 months ago
34 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 5: Judgy Eyes, Grumpy Life & Stop Vaping
Send us a text It’s Lew here — and for this episode, Dad and I are diving into something we’re all guilty of: secretly judging people. From side-eyes at the supermarket to Dad’s brutal honesty about your parking skills, nothing’s off limits. In Bit of a Natter, we chat about what people got judged for back in Dad’s day compared to now (spoiler: he reckons he never judged anyone — yeah, right). Adam & Eve It is Dad’s weekly rant about people who think life’s over at 60, and I’ve got a surp...
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4 months ago
33 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 4: Parenting: Then, Now & A Strawberry Sandwich Nobody Asked For
Send us a text It’s Lew here — and in Episode 4, I’m dragging my old man back through the decades to see how parenting has (supposedly) changed since he was a kid in the 60s and 70s, through his ‘dad years’ in the 80s and 90s, and now into my turn in 2025. Safe to say, he reckons he had it all figured out. Spoiler: he didn’t. We’re chatting about dodgy old school discipline, dinner table rules (one meal only — no picky eaters allowed), and whether grandparents these days are pulling their wei...
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4 months ago
37 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 3: Things We Believed as Kids, British Heat & Don’t be a jobs worth
Send us a text This week, we’re diving into all the nonsense we believed as kids—from chewing gum tangling your organs to the ice cream van only playing music when it’s out of lollies 🍦. Turns out, parenting in the ‘60s and ‘80s came with a side of creative storytelling. Steve’s rant of the week takes aim at British people moaning about the weather—sun’s out and we STILL can’t be happy apparently 🌞🙄. And in “Say It Like Steve,” one listener gets advice on handling a manager who keeps stealing...
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4 months ago
35 minutes

Cockney & Son
Episode 2: Dating Then vs Now
Send us a text Dating Then vs Now From phone boxes to dating apps, this episode dives headfirst into the world of romance, old-school style. Steve recalls how courtship worked in the 70s (spoiler: landlines and pie & mash featured heavily), while Lew tries to explain swiping, champagne expectations, and the curse of Nando’s as a first date. You won’t ’Adam & Eve it’ about Christmas in June (Steve’s fuming), an advice corner with some “Say It Like Steve” wisdom about dating on a budget...
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5 months ago
36 minutes

Cockney & Son
Send us a text This isn’t one of our usual episodes. It’s just me Lew, speaking honestly about what life feels like right now. The past few weeks have been some of the hardest our family has ever faced, and I’ve found myself trying to hold everything together for the people I love, even when I feel like I’m falling apart inside. This is about love, loss, and what it means to just keep showing up even when you don’t have the right words or the strength you wish you had. If you’ve ever supporte...