Katy Perry album reviews, Charli XCX MSG show, new Slayyyter goes hard, Industry, Alex finished Sex and The City, what happened to Rico Nasty, the VMAs, the highest paid actors in history, they should do Dancing with the Stars but with convicts and weapons, The Penguin, the WNBA, Carl Farrell, Kate Nash, and of course….. The difference between la da dee la dee da, la da da dee da da da da, and la di da da di da. And why la di da da di da is good and la da da dee is bad. CLICK HERE TO TE...

Critically beloved actress and musician with zero relation to either host and who was booked without any bias whatsoever, Sarah Yarkin, is on the podcast today. TOPICS INCLUDE: Sabrina Carpenter’s new album, Nicki Minaj on live, Lana Del Rey's boyfriend, Azealia Banks’ favorite nicknames, Nicole retells the Slayyyter concert story for the 100th time, Rita Ora, Iggy Azalea, we predicted Oasis reuniting, Trixie Mattel, we got Twitter banned in Brazil, Nickelback, Sara Bareilles, Sara Bor...

Live from the DNC it’s Come To Brazil!!!! We sit down with Kamala and Tim to discuss new Addison Rae, Katy Perry’s legal drama, the new Gaga song, Robert DeNiro jumping off a boat, Rep TV, Miley Cyrus is ableist (?????), beabadoobee, oompa loompas, Sandra Huller, Tinashe, we move houses in Malibu, Sara Bareilles, Oasis, Alex compares hating Taylor Swift to hating Charli XCX, Lil Jon, Spicy Cammy, And Just Like That and RuPaul (because we are legally obligated) CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Pop an Advil it's time for Halsey, Jordan Sparks, Taylor Swift, racism against Nicole, Katy Perry, Sandra Huller, Anatomy of A Fall and Katy Perry, the OLYMPICS!!!!!!!!!, Olympians should be able to commit crimes, Shawn Mendes, Summer House and the Sex and The City Movie. (Also for Olympics talk and Medal Talk just fyi we recorded this is August 8th) CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

THE RETURN !!!!!!! We were gone for a month because of travel…. work……. katy perry induced brain damage. But we’re BACK! To talk about Katy Perry and get more brain damage, The Chainsmokers, Lady Gaga at the Olympics, Alicia Keys, Taylor Swift, The Take My Own Life Song, Vegas, The Olympics, Kamala and Beyonce, Kamala’s brat era, Clairo, a Little Mix Member making a good song actually, we like actually do a lot of scheduling toward the end (????), what our tendencies would be as landlords, ge...

Honestly..... one for the books. Gracie Abrams, Normani, Alanis Morisette, The NHL somehow, P!nk, Taylor Swift Serving vs. Katy Perry serving, Azealia Banks goes off, the Charli XCX and Lorde collab, Alex has turned on Charli XCX again, Miley Cyrus’ new era (sort of), we post our Zoom link and only one person joins, Freaky Friday, Sex and the City, Diplo, the Greatest Collabs of All Time and Also Bang Bang, Josh Groban (??????), two High Noons, two tequlia sodas, one Airpod falling out, more ...

it’s a long one today baby!!!!!!!!! justin timberlake, wicked, which one of us is Elphaba and which one is Glinda, Sandra Huller’s music career, god bless the USA, fergie, nicole’s physiatrist, katy perry’s entire discography, chappell roan, born this way, orlando bloom, taylor swift doesn’t come up until 52 MINUTES IN, furiosa, sabrina carpenter, matty healy, rina sawayama, gracie abrams, akbar CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

TAYLOR IS TRYING TO BLOCK US FROM GOING #1 ON THE CHARTS BUT WE ARE RELEASING AN EPISODE ANYWAY!!!! HERE'S WHAT WE DISCUSS: nicole has covid, wicked, the pope, (prism????), brat, chromatica ball movie, dodger stadium, drone shows, dinner with my parents, muni long, megan trainor, pride discourse, normani, wicked, did i say that already, im sorry i have covid i can't remember anything else i'm your number one im your number one im your number one ya im just living that von dUTCH CULT CLASSIC B...

This week Nicole is recording from the godless wasteland that is WeWork and Alex is recording apparently from an asylum with Clara Bow. We talk about Alex seeing RuPaul, Cobra Starship, Carbone, Romy Mars, Rooney Mara, Scarlett Johansson, Megalopolis, Alex makes some corrections, the Megatron challenge, we match eachother's freak, Taylor Swift lip synching, some breaking news, Tinashe being a soldier of the craft (???????), I think that's it. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

ANYWAYYY!!!!!!! The Idea of You, Woah Vicky, JJ Abrams, Charli XCX, Camilla Cabello's tracklist, Normani's desperate attempt for any streams at all, Nicole finally shares her thoughts on the first season of American Idol, Alex recaps the Sex and The City he's watching, Barry's, and Alex has formally replaced J Lo for Sugarfish. WE RECORDED THIS BEFORE THE WICKED TRAILER RELEASED!!!!!!!!!!! CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

We try to have a normal recording but then JusTIN BIEBER AND HAILEY ANNOUNCE THEY'RE PREGNANT and thENNNNNN TAYLOR STARTS PERFORMING THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT LIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME. Also: Challengers, Anyone But You, Chromatica Ball Movie, Lana's Latina Accent, Dua Lipa's alleged "album release," Met Gala, we threw out our backs, and then I think for the rest of it we just listen to the Taylor live stream. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

AND MAKE IT PERFECT!!!!!! AND IT TAKES US LIKE A FULL HOUR !!!!!!!!!! But we also discuss Espresso, Challengers, Civil War, Nicole apologizes for an error in a previous episode, we try to discuss Bjork, Alex is angry, Nicole denounces being gay, we discuss the best collab of all time, and we hang out on Gay.com. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

The only two people on planet earth with smart, rational, and reasonable reactions to the new Taylor Swift album. LET'S START THE SHOW! CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

The last episode before Tortured Poets Department...... we Let it Rock, Let It Roll, Rock and Roll, Claire Heaps, Natasha Bedingfield, Renee Rapp, The L Word Cast, Elizabeth Warren, Lana Del Rey’s bulking and cutting routine, Gwen Stefani, Gwen Stefani making questionable decisions, walk up songs, Irish people, Olivia Rodrigo, Summer House, The Opposite of Summer (Terrace), Girl in Red and more Elizabeth Warren. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Joker trailer is OUT!!!! OJ Simpson is DEAD!!!!!!!!!! And Jojo Siwa invented GAY MUSIC!!!!!! Also: Dua Lipa sneak peak clip, Billie leak, Vampire Weekend needs to have children, thoughts on Cowboy Carter one week out and Alex is reading a book. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

We talk about the much anticipated new music released last week...... Camila Cabello's new single!!!!!! Jk we talk about Cowboy Carter for MOST of the episode but also manage to squeeze in Gypsy Rose, Noah Centineo, Jojo Siwa, Sandra Huller öf cöurse, KT Tunstill, Troye Sivan, Alex still hates J Lo, The Band Perry, The Joker 2, Alex STILL Hates J Lo, Little Mix and of course Ava Max. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Like... should they be allowed to???????? Also: Kacey Musgraves album review, Jimmy Eat World album review for some reason, the current tabs we have open, Alex ran a marathon, Lady Gaga is doing more jazz, Love Lies Bleeding review, we went to Saddle Ranch, Alex needs a new sport, Nicole watched Irish Wish, Alex and Nicole explore their differences and ultimately find common ground in thinking Azealia Banks is always right, Normani album review (jk) and live updates from the Wicked set....

There's a new great war... and it's A Ha vs. J Lo. Also: Oscars thoughts, Dune 2, Ariana Grande Album review, Dua Lipa announces a new album, we actually find Kate Middleton, Nicole prepares Alex for a Lesbian Movie, Cardi B is an Industry Plant and Academy Award nominee Sandra Hüller stops by. NEXT WEEK: Our thoughts on Love Lies Bleeding, Kacey Musgraves album review and........ did Alex survive running a marathon? Or is he still wandering the streets of Hollywood? Tune in to find out........

We immediately find Kate Middleton, we watched Se7en, we're happy Camila is making music for Shawn, JVN is a they/therorist, Alex has more Beyonce conspiracy theories (surprise!), Tortured Poets Leak (not fake), Unreleased Olivia Rodrigo, the Unknown, Into The Unknown and Charli Cabello. CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!

Happy monday pod heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For some reason most of this episode is animal sounds????????? And Madame Web. And Normani. Komodo Dragons? Pop Crave. Taika Waititi. Also one of us gets arrested. Also Bridgit Mendler. AND CONSPIRACIES !!!! CLICK HERE TO TEXT US !!!!!!!!!