What's that you say? A machine with a family, trying to act normal in a pleasant, boring society? Pfftt, that's nor exciting! What is Tom King thinking writing this Marvel series?  We'll tell ya what, folks - do not judge a book by it's cover because this is definitely not what you're expecting (probably). Whether it's good or not, well, push play and trust the us because we're never wrong. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter: @Comic_Patrol and Instagram: @ComicPatrolPod for some extra tricks and treats of fun (we maybe promise it isn't android porn pics)--

Episode 118 and the Weapons - Keep. Pulling. Comics. Fun doesnt slow down, as we wait for the next TMNT installment to drop.  As is tradition we both read 2 titles and then discuss several titles, from our personal pull lists. TMNT #12 Batman #3 Coke's Pulls:  Iron and Frost RoboWolf#1 Little Nightmares: Descent to Nowhere Dank's Pulls: Lucky Devils #5 30 Days of Night: Falling Sun  Ghost Pepper #1 #numeatz #sawftcheezes #cantbeworse     -Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Pull List Reads--  --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it isn't hale monster cage pics)--

Imagine your six year old kid goes to sleep one day and just doesn't wake up. Imagine you take her all over the place to difference types of specialists and nobody has any answers for you. Now imagine that an old man flies in, being carried by a flock of owls and tells you he knows a way to save your daughter: jumping into her dreams.Well, that's what The Moon is Following Us is about. Two parents do the unthinkable and jump into their comatose child's head to fight for her survival - or even just for her to wake up again. It's a strange and unique up and down ride. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis----Follow the Weapons on Twitter: @Comic_Patrol and Instagram: @ComicPatrolPod for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't stuffed froggy dick pics)--

Well we did it... another Halloween SPOOOOKTACULAAAR!! The FD'Weapons managed to release a holiday episode on time, and we thought of no better way to celebrate Hallooween with... writer Jeph Loeb and artist Tim Sale (RIP) the re-re-release of Batman's the long Halloween imprint.  But this all started from their Batman: The Long Halloween 13 issue run. (we covered that) Bat Meat and their follow up (we covered that) Dark Victory Now were back for the final stop in this world: The Last Halloween! While we may not agree with the story, the art of this book is captivating so make sure to follow up with any of the names listed below who came together to make something special.  Check out the artists Interior art comes from Eduardo Risso, Klaus Janson, Bill Sienkiewicz, Cliff Chiang, Enrico Marini, Dave Johnson, Becky Cloonan, Chris Samnee, Mateo Scalera. The series also features covers froms Jim Lee, J. Scott Campbell, Arthur Adams, Ian Churchill, Rob Liefeld, Joyce Chin, Cully Hamner, Brian Stelfreeze, Juanjo Guarnido, and Adam Hughes.   Buckle in SawftCheezes, its gonna get ripe like a rotting jackolantern    --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis----Follow the Weapons on Twitter: @Comic_Patrol and Instagram: @ComicPatrolPod for some extra tricks and treats of fun (we maybe promise it isn't calendar man pinup pics)--

Usagi Yojimbo, the samurai rabbit, like you've never seen him before: in space! Talk about a fish out of water story, huh? Here at the pod, we usually love these types of things, where you pluck the hero(es) from a place of comfort and drop them into a setting that is alien to them... in this case, literally. This is very Star Wars light, as Usagi and friends are tasked with getting codes from an overarching imperial force to save the galaxy. Sound familiar? We bet it does. But is it good? Listen in to find out --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis----Follow the Weapons on Twitter: @Comic_Patrol and Instagram: @ComicPatrolPod for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't space rabbit pics)--

Episode 117 and the Weapons - Keep. Pulling. Comics. Fun doesnt slow down, as we wait for the next TMNT installment to drop. Instead we pivot back to DC's Absolute Universe as they drop their One Shot - Absolute Evil. As is tradition we both read 2 titles and then discuss several titles, from our personal pull lists. Batman #2 Absolute Evil #1 Coke's Pulls:  Marvel Knights - Punisher #1 Spiderman: Noir #1 Uncle Scrooge: Earth Mightiest Duck #2 Dank's Pulls: Red Hood #1 ( Absolute / All In Universe) Toxic Crusaders #1 One World Under Doom #1 #numeatz #sawftcheezes #cantbeworse #weaintnobabiesinhere #cantsayjarvis   -Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Pull List Reads--  --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it isn't savage pics)--

There are a lot of vampire stories out there, but something that sets the second volume of Killadelphia: Burn Baby Burn apart from most bloodsucker tales is transparency, among other things. The police know about the vampires! They know about them and even have a branch of the department that specializes in vampire crimes. When you take that element and add in the gritty writing, historical recreation elements, and cool cameos, you get Killadelphia.  What happens when an organized collection of vampires decide to otherthrow the city, and they aren't worried about being discovered? Listen in if you want to find out. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis----Follow the Weapons on Twitter: @Comic_Patrol and Instagram: @ComicPatrolPod for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't racist vampire pics)--

We all have our own descent into madness, right? Dark, murderous thoughts? Life altering childhood trauma? Ok, maybe not ALL of the above, and maybe one of those things is a little spoiler-y for this book, but we're not going to tell you which one! Crocodile Black is a dark, twisted story about the places dark thoughts (and mental illness) can take someone. It's moody, it's trippt, it's violent and pretty depressing, but is it a good read? Hit play to find out --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis----Follow the Weapons on Twitter: @Comic_Patrol and Instagram: @ComicPatrolPod for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't crocodile cartel pics)--

Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys debuted back in 1930 and 1927, respectively. And here we are now, in 2025, reading a crossover book from 2017 for our Arc Analysis series. Not going to lie to you here, we did not know what to expect when we opened up this book, but lets just say it was not at all this. It's a grounded, mature take on joint series of young adult adventure/mystery books. Where this story goes stretches murder, interrogations, drug deals, gangs, etc...This is a prime example of giving a chance to a title you aren't sure about: You never know how much you might like it! (editor's note: we hated it) (edit to the editor's note: that was a joke... maybe). --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis----Follow the Weapons on Twitter: @Comic_Patrol and Instagram: @ComicPatrolPod for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't drug lord pics)--

Episode 116 will go down as one of those special ones for the Weapons (i cant lie).As we read several titles. TMNT #11 Batman #1 Coke's Pulls:  Godzilla: Escape the Deadzone #1 TMNT: Shredder #1  Escape #1 Dank's Pulls: GRIM #20 Assorted Crisis Events #1 Charlamagne Tha God presents -Illuminati#1 Coke and Dank had a bit of a special epsiode for the newly minted TMNT/Batman Pull List. There were laughs, there were explainations, there were comics reviewed, but more than anything there were two guys who couldnt stand... Jarvis Cocker.  Happy 300th Episode, posted i think? this was ONE FOR THE BOOKS! #numeatz #sawftcheezes #cantbeworse #weaintnobabiesinhere #notabigdill     -Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Pull List Reads--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't jarvis pics)-- --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it isn't cocker pics)--

It didn't ALL start here, but at the same time, it kinda did. Riding high on Wolverine's popularity from the late 70's run, that expanded and revamped a villain from a Hulk comic into a mainstay with the diverse X-Men team, Claremont took him solo. And to do this, in 1982, he teamed up with up-and-coming young artist, Frank Miller. Together they created the Japanese backdrop for Wolverine/Logan stories for decades to come. In this 4 issue run, we get a good examination into what makes Logan tick, and how he balances being a good man and a berserker raging animal... And women. Does 'pussy get him killed', as we like to say here, on Comic Patrol? I mean, it might. But you'll have to tune in to know for sure! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't ninja dick pics)-- --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it isn't wild animal pics)--

We're back to cover DC's newest properties with their ABSOLUTE imprint. It hasnt been that long since we started in episode #100 but now we've returned to "Alpha World". Can they keep the interest they started with the Holy Trinity of (Wonder Woman, Superman and Batman), now that Martian Manhunter, Green Lanterns and Flash join the fold?  A lot of questions, a lot of issues - the comic patrol is here!    --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't Medusa boob pics)-- --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it isn't white martian pics)--

It's been a while since we've done an Across the Pages(Axp) instalment... A type of episode that we like to do where we cross examine (kinda) two similar-ish properties from different universes (sometimes). This ultimately gives us an excuse to do two episode topics at once, where we take in a comic run for each property, as well as a movie for each property as well.  This time around it's Thunderbolts and Suicide Squad. What came first? Well, a simple google search could tell you that, but let's talk about the two properties at once, shall we? A Marvel team of anti-heroes and a DC team of anti-heroes... Sort of. Let's dive inIn this episode we cover:Films:The Suicide Squad (2021)Thunderbolts* (2025)Comics:Suicide Squad: Kicked in the Teeth (2011)Thunderbolts: There is No High Road (2016)  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't starfish pics)-- --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it isn't shadowboxing pics)--

We come back to our beloved Deadly Class with volume 4: Die For Me. If you've been following along with the past three volumea, you'll know that the "rats" of the school have been exposed and have targets on their backs. It is up to everybody else in the school to kill and graduate or flunk out of King's Dominion and return home, ashamed.  We won't tell you which characters are labeled as "rats" in this description, so if you wanna know who lives and who dies, boot us up!    --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't rat pics)-- --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it isn't showering Victor pics)--

SATURDAY MORNING DROP !!! Join the Comic Patrol as we dive into 4 faces of Fantastic Four ! (1967) - The Micro World of Dr. Doom {4} (1994) - The Mask of Doom [part I,II,III] (1994) - The Fantastic Four (4) (2015) - Fantastic Four [4]     --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a fun fan letter for a future shout out on the pod--

We really enjoyed the first volume of Farmhand, and we really meant to get to this volume sooner than we did, but time is fickle and all that... Anyways, 60-something books later, we are BACK with Farmhand Vol 2, and boy is it seedy. Get it? Well, honestly, it's not that seedy, but I was looking for a pun.. prickly? Let's go with prickly. AND BOY IS IT PRICKLY! In this volume, the sins of the father come around, but not just for his kids, for the whole town, as the people who have been modified with one of Jedidiah's seeds are mutating in strange ways.Also, there's a green caterpillar dog.  --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't caterpillar dog pics)-- --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it isn't seedy pics)--

Issue #10 of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we love T-U-R-T-L-E POWER... as we're ongoing, ongoing and ongoing this new tmnt run!  Also, Dank doesn't miss an opportunity to address how the man was really a child, fell from his pedestal and never really was the one who should of been sitting in it. Viewer discretion is advised Dank really doesn't like Hulk Hogan.   We are going to check-in with which issues we read from last month and then look ahead for what's coming up in the solicitations for June, and pick out the ones that look most interesting to us. Our Pull List issues we cover in this episode are: Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees: Rite of Spring #1 Death of the Silver Surfer #1 Sam & Twitch Case Files #15 Lost Fantasy #2 News From the Fallout #1 Hello Darkness #11 Blood Brothers Mother #4 Grommets #7  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't rats in yellow jumpsuit pics)-- --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it is majestic turtle pics)--

Hey, guess what? Guy Ritchie did a comic book! ... KindaHe didn't exactly write it himself but it sure is advertised as that. It's about a guy who works for a rich guy who takes in homeless guys to help with chores until Russian guys come for the rich guy and they meet a group of other guys who pull heists. Still with us? Great! Then listen in to hear what we think when three different writers contribute to a comic book and whether it's a good idea or not to switch up said book's formula in the middle of the story. WINSTONNNNNN --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't ultron baby pics)-- --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it is ultron daddy pics)--

The 90's were a time, and 1994 we were witnessing the Dark Ages of comics, although we didn't know. Welp -The Vision 1994 - helps us realize a lot about the 90's.  This story of Vision spans four issues of what could be an interesting take on "the man" split between -  the red synthezoid , Simon Williams and Alex Lipton. But can they handle the weight needed to portray the robotic depth and density of this Marvel superhero? BUCKLE IN - sawftcheezes, the COMIC PATROL is here.   --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't ultron baby pics)-- --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra timbits of fun (we promise it is ultron daddy pics)--

its BONUS season Nu Meatz, we dove back deep into our own episodes  #19 DC Animated Vol.3 to find our original reviews of 2 of Frank Miller's animated films. Its Coke n Dank from 2019.. oh boy - we were younger-dumber and couldn't stop swearing!  Batman Year One (2011) Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part I & II (2012) #hismillerwasshowing#2drinkminimums  Buckle in This is: The BONUS Shame of FRANK MILLER  --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a fun fan letter for a future shout out on the pod-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra screenshots of fun (we maybe promise not to get drunk during the review)-- --Follow the Weapons on Instagram @ComicPatrolPod for some extra shots of fun (we promise we're already half in the bag)--