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That one hurt. Another long night for the burgundy and gold, and now the biggest headline of all — Jayden Daniels is officially shut down for the rest of the season. So what does that mean for the game we just watched, the locker room, and the future of this franchise?We’re breaking it all down live: quick reactions, what actually mattered (and what didn’t), stock up, stock down, game balls (if any), and the real conversation Commanders fans are having right now. Is this the smart long play, or just another reminder that this season went sideways fast?Pull up a chair, vent with us, laugh through the pain, and let us know where you’re at in the chat. Same team, same colors, same ride — just another wild chapter.
Brace yourselves, Commanders faithful, because this Sunday at 1 PM we’re diving headfirst into the “Who’s Slightly Less Terrible?” Bowl! It’s the three win Commanders versus the two win Giants in a game that promises all the thrills of a slow motion fender bender. With Jayden Daniels out and Marcus Mariota taking the helm, we’re serving up a comedy of errors and a whole lot of “Did that really just happen?” moments. Think of it as a blooper reel in real time. So grab your drink, smoke and join our live stream, and let’s find the fun in this Empire State of mediocrity.
The Commanders got steam-rolled in Minnesota on Sunday, dropping another one (3-10) and it’s starting to feel grim. The Vikings put together a dominant effort: a shutout win, efficient offense, clock control, and zero turnovers. The Commanders? Nothing went right. And to make matters worse: Jayden Daniels hurt his arm again, and Zach Ertz tore his ACL. Join us live as we break it all down: • What went wrong on offense, defense & special teams • How the Vikings’ game-plan exposed the Commanders’ weaknesses • The injury impact & where this puts Washington’s season • What changes must happen if the franchise wants to salvage the year
It’s live-stream night and we’re diving straight into the chaos as Washington gets ready for the Minnesota Vikings: a team rocking a top-tier defense, a bottom-tier quarterback situation, and enough purple to make Thanos blush. We’re linking up with the crew from the Let’s Skol Podcast to break down why both teams feel one bad drive away from a group therapy session.We’ll hit the big storylines: Can Jayden suit up? Will Terry go? Can our offense find momentum that lasts longer than a TikTok clip? And on the other side, the Vikings are out here choosing between Brosmer, McCarthy, and who else? While their defense keeps bailing out the entire state of Minnesota.
Sunday night gave us a roller coaster and a half! The Commanders went all in for the win, but came up one point short in OT. Mariota did well, McLaurin strutted back onto the field, and we even had a wild two-point attempt that almost made us heroes. In the end, the Broncos spoiled the party, but hey, we had some laughs and a lot of heart. Drop your thoughts below on our almost miracle finish! Grab a drink, and lets talk about how well the team did and how next year is our year.
Sunday Night lights are on and the Broncos’ top-5 defense is rolling into D.C. to test what’s left of our injury-patched Commanders roster. Jayden Daniels might play. Terry might play. Noah Brown and Will Harris might play. Basically it’s a giant “Who’s Available?” buffet, but we’re still showing up ready for chaos.We’re breaking down matchups, game plans, and how Washington can survive four quarters against a defense that hasn’t let anyone breathe all season. Come hang out, drop your predictions, and laugh with us while we emotionally prepare for whatever this team puts us through on a Sunday night.
It’s the bye week, which means we finally get a Sunday where our stress levels stay under control, so we decided to celebrate by doing something equally chaotic: a Top 5 Fast Food Draft.Steve, Dev, and Phil step into the draft room and bring their best (and weirdest) food takes to the table. We’re discussing the elite spots, the guilty-pleasure favorites, the underrated gems, and the surprising picks that had everyone looking around like, “Wait… really?”Expect plenty of laughs, friendly debates, and the kind of passionate food opinions that only happen when the Commanders aren’t playing.
It’s bye week… which means the Commanders can’t hurt us this Sunday, so we decided to hurt each other instead by doing a Top 5 Fast Food Draft that absolutely nobody asked for but everybody is gonna argue about.
Steve, Dev, and Phil step into the war room with zero preparation, questionable stomachs, and the confidence of a team that’s 3–8 but still “mathematically alive.”
We’re talking burgers, tacos, fries, nuggets, problematic chicken sandwiches, and whatever Phil was thinking at pick #3.
🔥 Who reached?
🔥 Who stole your favorite spot?
🔥 Who drafted like Ron Rivera on a sleepy Tuesday?
🔥 And who took a place that should’ve gone undrafted like a UDFA long snapper?
Drop your comments and tell us who won the draft, who needs to be relegated to the USFL, and which fast-food place we criminally disrespected.
It’s dumb.
It’s funny.
It’s chaotic.
It’s Command This!
And it’s the only way we know how to survive another year of Washington Commanders football!
Well… viva España, I guess. The Commanders go all the way to another country just to lose in the exact same heartbreaking fashion as home. Tied 13-13, chance to take the lead, and our kicker sends the ball on a sightseeing tour of Madrid. Dolphins stroll down the field like they’re on vacation and walk it off 16-13. Beautiful. Amazing. Pure 2025 Washington football torture.Tonight we’re cracking this disaster open with All-22 “Why Did We Do That?” Notes, a Stock Up / Stock Down segment that may heavily lean in one direction, and a healthy dose of Overreaction Monday even though it’s probably justified. We’re giving out Game Balls (if we can find anyone deserving), pointing fingers, laughing through the pain, and pretending this team didn’t just rip our hearts out on international TV.
CT!P fam…This Sunday, we’re dragging our team’s losing streak (and the Dolphins’ hot-and-cold chaos) all the way to Spain for a showdown that’s as unpredictable as it is international. We’re talking about a Euro trip (great movie) with touchdowns, a splash of tapas, and two teams desperate to stop the bleeding. We’ll dive into the matchups, the jet lagged drama, and whether playing in Madrid can jolt the Commanders back to life or just give us more international headaches. Join us live and let’s see if we can turn a little European chaos into a W!
Another brutal Sunday for the Commanders as Detroit rolled in and handed Washington a 44-22 beating that felt even worse than the score. The Lions piled up yards at will, scoring on their first eight possessions while Jahmyr Gibbs and Jared Goff carved up the defense like it was a walkthrough. Washington, already missing Jayden Daniels and a banged up Terry McLaurin, never found a rhythm on offense and looked overwhelmed on defense. To make things messier, Daron Payne and Javon Kinlaw were both ejected in the second half, adding frustration to an already ugly afternoon. The season is now hanging by a thread, the locker room looks exhausted, and the questions are getting louder than the answers. Is Dan Quinn the right guy for the job?
how day vibes…. and we’re hanging on by a thread over here in Commanders land. Detroit’s coming to town and we’ve got our friends from the Talking Grit Podcast rolling through to help preview this 4:25 PM kickoff. Jayden’s still banged up. Terry might be held together with duct tape at this point. The season? Yeah… that thing is on life support.But we’re still here. Still loud. Still rocking the burgundy and gold because that’s what we do.Grab a drink, clutch those prayer beads, and let’s figure out how we can shock the NFC and keep this thing alive for one… more… week.
Commanders lose to Seattle, 38-14
It’s SHOW DAY in the District. The Seattle Seahawks are coming to town with a defense tighter than TSA security. Washington is rocking those Super Bowl era throwbacks, the burgundy and gold that should count for at least +7 swagger points. Art Monk is getting his jersey retired too....we gotta show up!Terry McLaurin is out, but all signs point to Jayden Daniels suiting up and trying to light up the air and ground like he does. Will the crowd at home is be LOUD.? The odds? Not in our favor. The vibes? Unbothered.Can the Commanders defend home turf and shock the birds? Or will Seattle try to steal our food off the table? Strap in, let’s preview this matchup, laugh a little, and try not to stress (lying).
Commanders walk into Arrowhead and walk out smoked, 28-7. Mahomes turned the field into his personal playground while our defense played tourist. Jayden’s hamstring kept him sidelined, Mariota tried to keep the train on the tracks, but the Chiefs defense had us in traffic all night.Terry McLaurin did suit up — three clutch grabs and our only touchdown, because of course he did. The man’s allergic to quitting. Outside of that? The offense was flatter than a day-old Dr Pepper, and the play-calling looked like it was drawn on a napkin mid-flight.We’re breaking it down — the highs (Terry), the lows (everything else), and the pure pain that comes with being a Commanders fan. Grab a drink, grab your coping snacks, and join us for Command This! Live — Misery in Missouri Edition.
The battered and bruised up Commanders roll into Arrowhead where the barbecue’s smokin’ and Mahomes is out here throwing underhand passes like it’s backyard wiffle ball. Jayden Daniels is out with a hamstring injury, so Marcus Mariota gets the call. Grab your popcorn, your prayers, and maybe a bottle, because we don’t even know if Terry McLaurin or Deebo Samuel are suiting up.The Chiefs defense has that track-speed energy, and the Commanders are gonna need some serious playbook magic or maybe just a straight up miracle in Missouri. Dan Quinn vs. Andy Reid. Chess match or checkers? We’re about to find out. Strap in… it’s Command This! Live.
The Dallas Cowboys just embarrassed the Washington Commanders 44–22, and yeah… it’s Misery Monday for real. Jayden Daniels took hits, got hurt, the defense took naps, and the fans took pain straight to the soul. We’re breaking down every ugly drive, blown coverage, and coaching meltdown that turned this game into a burgundy and gold horror film.Grab a drink, join the therapy session, and let’s vent together because at this point, laughter might be the only way to survive this season if JD goes down for multiple games.Topics: Overreactions, Stock Up/Stock Down, Game Balls (or lack thereof), and where Dan Quinn’s team goes from here.
Join us for a jam packed live stream as we break down that Monday Night Football heartbreaker against the Bears. We’ll hit all the highs, lows, and yep, expect a little glock dookie along the way. Plus, stick around as we flip the script and jump into a quick preview of the Cowboys showdown coming up this Sunday. We might be on time tonight.