We're heading through Christmas and into the new year with a selection of short stories from the Aliens Vs. Predators: Ultimate Prey anthology so if you have any suggestions for the stories we should definitely hit over the next couple of episodes, drop us an email, leave a comment, or DM us in the usual places! Thanks Crew!
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Yes, we also cover the Epilogue
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We're finally kicking off the Dark Horse Comics Aliens vs Predator mini-series proper.
"--A Lot of talk of 'Hybrid-silicon carbon cell construction,' 'independently motile sperm or egg-carrying organisms,' and 'possible epiphytic or parasitic podcasting.'"
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Neal is swamped with work, so Kenny and Bob took over the show to talk Predator: Badlands. EXPECT SPOILERS! We're doing the Dark Horse AvP comics next time for realsies!
"I can podcast on my own. But who would want to podcast on their own?"
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USCSS PODCAST Location: Genna, I think it's called
"There's something out there waiting for us. And it ain't no man. We're all gonna podcast."
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Coolerbot's Location: Central America
Discussing the 1989 Aliens Vs. Predator short story from Dark Horse Presents (later republished as AvP#0)
"On all of the life-supporting podcasts we've come across, the worst thing we've ever encountered has been the 'Blood Willies' of Epsilon Indi Two."
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USCSS PODCAST Location: Epsilon Indi Two
"One podcast in the sack...that's all I ask."
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Coolerbot's Location: NYC
Old mate Tom and new friend Chris join us to try to give Alien: Earth a fair shake as we discuss the series as a whole - the parts that worked well and not so well, and how we feel about a season 2. Obviously, there's Spoilers.
"Which podcast prevails will determine what corporation rules the universe"
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USCSS PODCAST Location: Earth
The Finale, with Bob and Danny
"We're all in this podcast because we can't be kids anymore, but they won't let us be adults"
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USCSS PODCAST Location: Holding Cell 2
"Forgive me for not shaking hands. Podcasting ate most of mine."
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Coolerbot's Location: Skywatch
Bob o7 (spoilers)
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USCSS PODCAST Location: BOAT
"Do Beasts control podcasts now?"
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Coolerbot's Location: The botanical area.. what's the word... Oh! The Greenhouse!
You already know Bob is here, and you already know we're SPOILING Episode 6 of Alien: Earth!
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USCSS PODCAST Location: The Maginot, but things aren't looking good.
"Is that what... podcasts look like if you burn off their skin or something?"
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Coolerbot's Location: Mars Base One
We've got Bob, we've got Danny, we've got episode five of Alien: Earth to SPOIL, let's get this ship landed!
"Mother, this is an official GR30 command podcast."
Correction: Larry reminded us that Ash did not cut into the base of the facehugger's tail in ALIEN. But that doesn't mean Neal suddenly likes Incubus.
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USCSS PODCAST Location: The Maginot, but things aren't looking good.
"Aw crem -- podcasts! We've been made! Zook 'em!"
Correction: Listener Stewart reminded us that in the Aliens extended edition the xenomorphs retreat from the autoturrets, so actually this comic is perfect.
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Coolerbot's Location: Mega-City One
Four down, four to go. Bob is back on the USCSS Podcast to talk episode four of Alien: Earth, a turning point for all three of us with the show.
"Quantum Podcasts."
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USCSS PODCAST Location: Slightly's house.
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Coolerbot's Location: Mega-City One
Danny and Bob are here to CELEBRATE NEAL'S BIRTHDAY and spoil episode three of Alien: Earth
"My dad always threw the first podcast in the trash."
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USCSS PODCAST Location: Meat Truck
Friends of the show Tom and Bob come together at last for a totally smooth spoiler-full talk about episode two of Alien: Earth where we had absolutely no technical difficulties or complications at all.
"It podcasts as flora but it might be fauna."
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