Pickles gets attention and the band get jealous in this week's episode: "PR Pickles". So get some grape drink and join us for a rant about the joy of drunk Pickles, in universe game shows, which cult is closer to Liz, Charles as Alfred and some of the funniest drunk gibberish you'll ever hear.
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What's worse than family? A family wedding, as Pickles discovers in "Dethwedding". So join us in our house room for a rant about re-using intros, remembering summaries, drunk Toki, horrible families, even more horrible strippers and mispronouncing experts.
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Our favourite clown is back and trying to kick the habit this week in "Cleanso". So c-c-c-come and join us for a rant about Murderface taking all the credit, Rockso taking all the drugs, a single pickle, lessons in clown paint, death metal's funniest lyrics and why we're bad at Star Wars. Oh and that Corporation 187 song is "Ghosts of Confusion".
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This week's episode is S2E5 "Dethfashion" and this is wonderful German news. So squeeze into your skinny pants for this rant about the funniest guest so far, subverting a deth-trope, Mono's lessons in fashion, Ciara wanting an S&M Jason Isaacs and, of course, bad diets, secret meet n' eats & foods shaped like dicks.
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Let's all go pal around this week as Dethklok meet Dethklok in S2E4 "Dethdoublee". So grab your sawn off and join us for a rant about looking at douchebags, one of our favourite songs, a good high kill count, the band being kids and a very terrifying Toki double.
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It's time for some analog purity this week with S2E3 "Dethvengeance". So slap on a mask made of someone's face and join us for a rant about two very excellent scientists, winding up Knubbler, confusing episode titles, denying Ciaras curiosity and Mono being unable to remember a specific word (and whole segment!)
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Toki gets some lessons to get some more limelight in S2E2 "Dethlessons". So grab that guitar you left in Urban Outfitters and join us for a rant about Murderface's own lessons in being a dick, misunderstanding death metal lyrics, hilariously bad acting, Irish fans being shits at gigs and the overall excitement around Malcolm McDowell.
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We're back for more brutality with the first episode of Season 2 "Dethecution". So strap on your Pelvic Thrust Mace Belts and join us for a rant about an ever present turkey, Charles the Robot, raising the gore bar and killing cons & macing balls.
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Let's all go into the water for the last episode of season one "The Metalocalypse Has Begun". So pop on your Time Travel Face Bags and join us for a rant about an episode full of Dethklok staples, a terrible assassination plan, more words beginning with Pent, not enough audience death and Charles delivering iconic lines before kicking ass.
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We're all off to the movies this week in the second to last episode of Season 1, "Dethstars". So put that forklift in park and join us for a rant about nonsense trailers, directors who can't direct, animated animal atrocities, some classic mayhem & mispronunciation and worrying whether we rate the show too high.
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We're all off to the American Pornography Awards this week (except Nathan) in S1E18 "Girlfriendklok". So kiss them beautiful goils and join us for a rant about scary babies, bloodthirsty Toki, whipped Nathan, talking down to Charles and Salacia finally getting a good gag.
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Grab your spiky red nose and obscenely revealing jumpsuit because we're all Rock n Roll Clowns this week in S1E17 "Dethclown". So put the boots to us (medium style) hy listening to this rant about Murderface's free balls, Parental Dethklok, definitions of joy riding, why The Tribunal can't know whats not written yet and our deep and unyielding love for a cocaine clown.
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To be or not to be (kid friendly)? That is the question this week as Nathan does Shakespeare and Toki rebels in S1E16 "Dethkids". So find the downbeat and join us for a rant about Toki going black metal, drunk Pickles being the best, scaring Ciara with Captain Kangaroo, a slightly weird ending and blaming everyone because we're dead.
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Praise Christ, Hail Satan and honour the possibility of there not being a god, because it's time to find religion Dethklok style in S1E15 "Religionklok". Re-evaluates your lifes and join us for a rant about fighting outside churches, Nathan's inability to deal with emotions, a seriously brutal face slide, quotes that need context and something actually happening for once at The Tribunal.
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We're a bit depressed this week. The kinda depression only the blues can defeat. Which is exactly what Dethklok learn in S1E14 "Bluesklok". So slap my sunburn and join us for a rant about all the trains, the band powering up, out-dealing the devil, a mashed potato mentor and some nice brutal imagery but no stand outs.
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We're talking Spelling Bees and GEDs this week in S1E13 "Go Forth And Die". So open your texts books and turn to the chapter concerning this rant about Nathan's endearing idiocy, Pickles the ultimate shit stirrer, little old ladies who kill, not criticising America (on this podcast anyway) and our favourite song that doesn't exist.
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We learn what means ombozzle this week and so do Dethklok in S1E12 "Murdering Outside The Box". So tell us what you most can't the least and then join us for a rant about why episodes in MordHaus are the best, some codpiece confusion, the only good motivational speaker, the best answer to a bad question and how a trained assassin gets whooped by someone half his size. And of course cinnamon buns
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It's finally time for the zazziest episode stuffed full of zazz in S1E11 of Metalocalypse "Skwisklok". So grab your murderknobs and join us for a rant about Peak (& tweak) Toki, things you'd stand on, CFO not being paid for emotional stuff, silly hard to remember names and Mono taking issue with the kill count.
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It's all tax avoidance and terrible parenting this week in S1E10 "Fatklok aka Fatkid at The DethHarmonic". So try not to choke on your Hankboigers and big gulps and join us for a rant about our love of symphonic metal, having a decent kill count again, pretty backgrounds for cat murder, some hilarious child neglect and seeing Dethklok in a new unflattering light.
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Let's all go to MordHaus (the fictional one, not my actual house) for Dethfanday in S1E9 "Mordland". So listen carefully to Facebones and then join us for a rant about pantsless Pickles, a writer getting redemption, some stupid stupid blackmail, hilarious captions, the flimsiest possible The Boys tie in and old folks getting nostalgic about the internet.
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