And thus ends another campaign. No more doors leading to nowhere, no more will-o-wisps... the story of Otari is over. Now, Derry, Dave, Ritz and Luna talk about what it was like to play, how they made their characters, and what's next for Dice Will Roll. Retrospective Art Doc: ⁠https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wsL6SXxiS-9VNBxkd7jm5hbKAq8ZKd7PJVZlyjlnGEY/edit?usp=sharing⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The journey is done. The struggle is over. We won, and now we get to rest. The shadow looming over Otari has fallen, and the Fogfen Few have finally saved the town... and the rest of the Isle of Kortos. No longer shall Belcorra Haruvex threaten innocent lives, no longer shall the horror of Nhimbaloth lurk in the shadows... now, we get to have our happily ever after. The epilogue to Dice Will Roll: Abomination Vaults is here; sit back and breathe, adventurer. It is done. Promises get made. Picnics get had. Books get made. All this and more in the final episode of Dice Will Roll Abomination Vaults, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does it really have to end?! Nooooooo! CONTENT WARNINGS: Goodbyes, lots of crying and sniffling, frequent gunshots, major character death and depictions of the afterlife, conversations between exes (amicable), family drama, god I do NOT stop fucking crying in this one I'm serious Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After 500 years of slumber... the final battle with Belcorra Haruvex is upon us! A lighthouse in the swamp. Creepy monsters in the shadows. Spiralling staircases, ghosts, traps, puzzles and monsters. All created by the dreaded Belcorra Haruvex; the Ghost Queen, the Great Evil, the Mad Sorceress. And now, the Fogfen Few face her in her own domain... the place where Nhimbaloth touched Golarion. Hold on to your butts. CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of death, departure and finality, nihilism, worms, unsanitary, saliva, cave-ins, disasters, mass murder, goodbyes, dude this episode was nearly 6 hours long and I brought it down to less than 3, someone praise me, please, even if it's a day late Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The end is almost upon us. The lenses must be freed. The Abomination Vaults have nearly been fully explored. But our heroes cannot hope to defeat Belcorra without a plan. And while a secret weakness has presented itself... to use it, they are going to need to take some extraordinary risks and come up against some terrifying foes. Can the Fogfen Few prove their power against the most nightmarish foes they've come across in the dungeon? Or are they, too, doomed to fail, just as the Roseguard once did? Dinner dates get had. Mantras get chanted. Old friends get united. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what if Silk COULDN'T get a cosmopolitan first thing in the morning? Would that be worse than whatever Alrik and Fiore have got going on with this Nhimbaloth curse crap, or what? CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of doom, self hatred, nihilism, tragedy and sadness, secret old man yaoi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Enter the realm of Voidbracken... and face the horrors of Nhimbaloth! The final challenge awaits our heroes as they prepare to defeat Belcorra once and for all. A sliver of the plane of Nhimbaloth is trapped within the vaults, and our heroes must withstand the foul fumes and vicious monsters within if they want to escape in one piece. The fate of Otari is on your shoulders, adventurers... better hope you have good posture! Valves get opened. Algae gets hugged. Curses get revealed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are you guys really gonna get on my ass about incapacitation rules when I'm rule of cool'ing it so insanely hard? CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of cosmic horror, minor angst, mind control, hallucinations, contamination, themes of unreality, bullying innocent little will o wisps Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Challenges of Nhimbaloth await you, adventurers... if you dare to take the plunge! The bottom of the dungeon is, naturally, where the greatest threats await us. And after surviving blowgun cultist ghosts, gas traps and evil statues, our heroes are about to take on the actual trials that the cult of Nhimbaloth have set up to see if the Fogfen Few are worthy of seeing the place where she touched Golarion. But what sorts of vile puzzles await them? Will they leave with their bodies AND their minds intact? There's only one way to know... adventurers, hold your breath. This is about to get so much worse than you could expect! Breakfasts get made. Doors get slammed. Hoods get pulled. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... do little wooden pickles provide enrichment? CONTENT WARNINGS: Needles, implied head or brain trauma, torture devices, extreme angst, like to the point where I do multiple check-ins to make sure everyone is okay with how I'm treating them and they are and it's okay but boy it gets ouchy, accusations, self hatred, aging, loneliness, cannibalism, ableism, walking back mental progress, depictions of dead loved ones, discussions of funerals, mentions of suicide, begging people not to leave, discussions of physical abuse and corporeal punishment, bullying, psychological torture, cows Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't breathe it in! The Fogfen Few crawl through the Test of Despair! The final challenges before the Fogfen Few are some of the most perilous yet. Traps, terrible monsters and more await in the cramped corridors of the Temple... and if our heroes can make their way through in one piece, they will come face to face with Lady Belcorra Haruvex, and end the curse of the Abomination Vaults forever. But it surely won't be easy... as our adventurers are soon to find out. Hold your breath! The horrors are upon ye! Baths get screamed at. Doors get kicked. Glass gets shattered. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what happens if a divine voice comes through a little goblin familiar? 50% off Feats+ here! https://tools.pathfinderinfinite.com/browse.php?discount=926b3dfcb5 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You've never known true terror... until NOW! A storm rumbles in the skies above a group of three travellers and their lumbering flesh hulk. A gunblade, a werewolf and a mad scientist take shelter in a castle on the night of a will-reading... only for things to go monstrously, horrifically wrong! Tonight, we play SKIN DEEP, the Level 16 adventure from Derry's book of 20 Horror One-Shots, Folio of Fear! Will the Heralds of Horror survive the diabolical tale of dread ahead of them tonight? Or are they sure to perish to the thing stalking the castle? Windows get smashed. Chunks get bitten. Basements get entered. All this and more in this year's Dice Will Roll Halloween special, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is electricity an ethical substitution for void energy when creating an undead husk? CONTENT WARNINGS: Extreme classism, extreme gore, jaw trauma, cannibalism, body horror, familial abuse, neck trauma, topless transmasc titties Get a 31% Discount on Folio of Fear with this link! https://tools.pathfinderinfinite.com/browse.php?discount=929192e2a5 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grit your teeth and descend... we enter the final floor of the Abomination Vaults. About four months ago, a ganzi with a telescope noticed a mysterious light coming from the Fogfen Swamp. Today, our heroes descend into the final level of the mystery she uncovered. The Fogfen Few must be brave as they come to the bottom of the Abomination Vaults... for it is here that they must prove they are worthy of defeating Belcorra! Lenses get picked. Friends get united. Poison darts get blown. All this and more in the 69th episode of Abomination Vaults, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does squeezing a wisp let you talk through it? CONTENT WARNINGS: Urination jokes, being slightly mean to children, vomit, screams, poisoning and implied suicide, cults, headphone destruction Get Folio of Fear discounted today! https://tools.pathfinderinfinite.com/browse.php?discount=929192e2a5 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A rest in Otari can only mean one thing... something terrible is going to happen! SHIELDS UP! Look around! Bite your lip in fear. What was that noise?! Just people walking around the sleepy town of Otari? No way. Every time the Fogfen Few rests in Otari, something horrible happens! From crab monsters in graveyards to sword thieves killing people, there is NO such thing as a nice relaxing downtime session. I simply don't believe it. Well... I guess we can relax a little. Just for a while. It'll probably be fine. Shops get shown. Visits get made. Kisses get exchanged. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what was that noise. Was that a roar. No way. CONTENT WARNINGS: Allusions to current political strife, discussions on forgiveness, redemption and death, eye trauma Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Cathedral of Shadows awaits. What are its grim origins..? Caligni have been going missing in the Abomination Vaults, and our heroes have sworn to stop them... but when it turns out that both they and their rival adventuring party, the Dungeon Delvers, are being dragged into an obsidian black church deep underground... well, gosh, that's probably not good, right? The Fogfen Few enter one of the most dangerous parts of the dungeon, unaware of its true history or what is to come now. Brace yourselves, listeners... it's the beginning of the end! Lights get shined. Songs get hushed. Gags get taken out. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what happens when a metal band shirt gets given life? CONTENT WARNINGS: Cult practices, human sacrifice, blindness, SKELETONS!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fogfen Few face off against Callido Haruvex after five floors of chasing! The bigger they are, the harder they fall. That's the hope in the hearts of the Fogfen Few as they battle with Callido Haruvex, the cousin of Lady Belcorra and a terrible graveknight warrior. With his massive zweihander and terrible cold magic, will our heroes be able to strike him down... or are they doomed to die under the boot of an undead monstrosity? Eye beams get blasted. Journals get read. Lenses get located. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... hello??? Is ANYONE there?!?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Nihilistic themes, not much else honestly it's all par for the course Abomination Vaults stuff, Phosero hints at forcefemming Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the trail of the Dungeon Delvers, the Fogfen Few find nothing but horrors beyond their wildest imaginations... and a few silly billies too. We've had quite a few days here on the 9th floor of the Abomination Vaults, haven't we? Wight giant kings, vampire hyrngars, will-o-wisps following us everywhere we go... surely, SURELY by now, the worst of it must be over. Right? Wrong, of course! Our heroes continue their treacherous hike through the Hunting Grounds, making their way into the cave systems in the deepest end of the floor. Here, there's some pretty gnarly things waiting for them... so hold up your torch and hold your breath, this is gonna be rough! Fingers get grabbed. Keys get located. Doorknobs get turned. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does throwing a tantrum actually save lives sometimes? CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore, gruesome remains, body horror, spiders, thalassophobia, Silk daily morning routines Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Surrender your soul... you stand in the shadow of LORD DOMINUS DRESCU, master of Belcorra's Treasure Vault! Bloodsucking bastards berate us! A nosferatu malefactor and his servants are the source of an old friend's curse, and if we want to set her free, we're going to need to kick some vampire ass! But so deep below the surface, where the sun never shines... is this voracious vampiric varmint indestructible? Ready your swords, we may need some lamp oil, ropes AND bombs in this one! Heads get clubbed. Heals get given. Discounts get given. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what sort of strange shape has three sides, with one corner at the top and two others at the bottom? CONTENT WARNINGS: Vampires, disease, neck trauma, blood, discussions of blood transfusions (but not in great detail), filth, cults, cult mentality, brainwashing, a second fireball has hit the treasure vault, Derry crashes the FUCK out in the patreon outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fogfen Few become the Fogfen Four as Phosero Witchhelm joins the fray! As an adventurer, you often end up taking on more quests than you'd expect. And some days, that means knocking out a whole bunch of them at once! Hans the Hand? Check! Books for Otari's ghost? Check! A quest you didn't even know you'd taken involving a mysterious elf in a tavern? Check! But then, there are some that you pick up, and... A wandering vending machine..? The Fogfen Few have a few interesting things to cover today, and boy oh boy, is it going to reveal some things they might never have expected! Hero points get given. Bridges get jumped from. Stairways get stared down. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how many adventurers do other adventurers know? CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore and bone breaking/flesh tearing, allusions to sex, undeath, rat mentions, debt, mass devastation and disasters, worms, Phosero is not a virgin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The king of the basilisks slithers close! This is what happens when you lie. One second, you're trying to squirm out of an awkward situation. The next, a 30-foot long snake with a metal crown that breathes corrosive venom clouds is coming down to bite you. That's just the nature of things I fear. The Fogfen Few and Phosero Witchhelm must team up and fight for their lives, lest the terrible serpent turn them to mush and slurp up their goop! Guts get sliced. Pans get thwacked. Love confessions get exchanged. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's it look like for Derry to realize he was autistic over the Muppets mid conversation? CONTENT WARNINGS: Snakes, vore jokes, eye attacks, romantic scenes, please do not call me a big vore boy over this episode I didn't write the stat block Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phosero Witchelm has arrived in Otari, and the Fogfen Few need to keep them from finding the grim truths of the dungeon! By now, days in Otari are often more dangerous than days in the Abomination Vaults, and today is no different. The Mendevian Crusader, Phosero Witchhelm, is here on Silk's mother's request. And as much as Silk loves his aiuvarin half-sibling to pieces, he really, really doesn't want his mother finding out how bad the Abomination Vaults are. So, what do we do about it? Lie! Deceive! Take part in some community theatre! Can our heroes prevent Phosero from finding out the truth? Or is it curtains for Silk's time here in Otari? Scars get revealed. Familiars get considered. Miasma gets noticed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... did you know Phosero is an old PC from the Pathfinder 2e Playtest, where we were supposed to make characters we'd kill off easily, and we recorded it for the original Dice Will Roll run before losing the audio when Dave's computer died? Did we say that ever before? CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of PTSD and trauma, isolation, family trouble, discussions of crusades and genocide, lying to loved ones, Borbo is one clever bitch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A well-deserved rest in the city of elves! With that nasty business in the cave of giants over and done with, our heroes need some time to engage in some TLC before heading back to the surface and prepare for a surprise visitor. But even Yldaris has hijinks for our heroes to get involved in. Wakey wakey, and cover your eyes, adventurers, someone is *not* happy to see you! History gets discussed. Calls get made. Lizards get purchased. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much IS a gold coin in today's currency? CONTENT WARNINGS: Survivor's guilt, battlefield casualties, implied nudity and sexual encounters, discussion of crusades, petrification, sometimes I read these content warnings and it feels like I'm tagging a horny AO3 fic, f/f, canon compliant, plot what plot ⁠⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠ Original Theme⁠⁠⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠⁠⁠ Keep It Rollin’! ⁠⁠⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon!⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Battle of Khurfel Cavern is upon us. Elves vs. Giants... who will come out victorious? The Marsh Giants of the Hunting Grounds are wicked cultists of Nhimbaloth, and have long been a thorn in the side of Yldaris. These brutal raiders kill their scouts, eat their livestock, and siege their city walls. And worst of all, they cling to one of the Fulcrum Lenses that will supposedly help destroy Belcorra. But for too long, Yldaris has been unable to fight back... until now. With a troop of cavern elf archers behind them, the Fogfen Few will have to prove themselves in battle... or become bone for the broth of the giants! Blades get poisoned. Hell gets unleashed. Hooks glint. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... wait, we have to kill HOW MANY enemies in this fight?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Warfare and battle, depictions of casualties, gore, zombies, dismemberment, decapitation, gutting, cults, sexy elf mommies prove themselves also capable fighters ⁠Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound⁠⁠⁠ Original Theme⁠⁠⁠ Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Art by RanaOhara⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A⁠⁠⁠ Keep It Rollin’! ⁠⁠⁠Get extra loot on our Patreon!⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A hint of romance betwixt NPCs?! Don't mind if I do... The tangled wilds of the Hunting Ground are too much! Let's gossip for a moment, shan't we? A little birdy told me someone has feelings for someone else. Now, are we going to be respectful of their privacy? Yes! But we're also getting involved, because it's funny. And THEN, we're going back into the tangled wilds of the Hunting Grounds. Because that's what true heroes do. Surfer slang gets spoken. Dresses get discussed. Giants get spotted. All this and more in this episode of the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... do herbalists sell weed, maybe? CONTENT WARNINGS: Brief discussions of drugs and sexuality, playing Cupid, depictions of dismemberment and cannibalism, canonically Fiore has a cute butt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices