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Dissect DJs

Dissect DJs

154 episodes

1 week ago

Two eccentric DJs (Castle & JAG) break down music from back in the day to today to diagnose classic tracks from every angle lyric by lyric.

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Two eccentric DJs (Castle & JAG) break down music from back in the day to today to diagnose classic tracks from every angle lyric by lyric.

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Episodes (20/154)

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WHAM! - Last Christmas

It's Christmas time and the Dissect DJs are celebrating by breaking down one of the all-time Christmas Classics with George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley's WHAM holiday hit - "Last Christmas". Is the greatest holiday song ever? Is it a sad or happy song? And what memories are most treasured and despised in our Christmas past? It's all dissected NEXT! Full Video Episode - https://youtu.be/lN02BZ9Tg80 Listeners of this episode also might enjoy: Christmas, Holidays, Christmas music, podcast, comedy, music, 80s, holiday music, reaction, review, podcasts, Christmas comedy, music podcast, 80s music, George Michael. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/dissect-djs8671/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

1 week ago

50 minutes

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) Movie Review

Episode 153 of the Dissect DJs podcast breaks down possibly the most classic Holiday movie of them all - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1964). This is not the cozy, cute, and cuddly Christmas cult classic it appears on the surface, Rudolph has some of the most rough around the edges holiday characters you will find on screen, including Santa! With this in mind, Castle runs through the full story beginning to end to determines one question - Who is this for? Is there a deeper meaning behind it? Is it a comedy or a drama? And which character is the true MVP? It's time to take on Christmas Town NEXT! Video Episode of YouTube: https://youtu.be/IO4zfNowgVk Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/dissect-djs8671/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

3 weeks ago

38 minutes

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Buster Poindexter "Hot Hot Hot" - What the F*ck IS This Song?

Episode 152 introduces a new segment - What the F*ck IS this Song? As we dissect Buster Poindexter's 1987 wild hit "Hot Hot Hot". What was happening in the 80s? Remember Mick Jagger and David Bowie's "Dancing in the Street"? What are the best and worst examples of "Hot"? And who is Buster Poindexter anyways? It all gets dissected to the ultimate HOT Mix NEXT! Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/AWX-Le9enhU Featuring - Mims - This Is Why I'm Hot, Nelly - Hot in Here, Foreigner - Hot Blooded, Kool & The Gang - Too Hot, Ini Kamoze - Here Comes The Hotstepper, Milla - Hot Girl, Skyxxx - Hot Boy, blackbear - hot girl bummer, Mr Vegas - Hot Fuk, Andy Mineo and Lecrae - Coming In Hot, Tiësto & Charli XCX - Hot In It, Donna Summer - Hot Stuff Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/dissect-djs8671/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

1 month ago

39 minutes

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Are Any NFL Teams Actually Good? | NFL Midseason Report

The NFL is officially in midseason form, and so is Castle as he's back to dissect all 32 teams in the NFL to determine one specific thing - is anyone actually good? Are the Eagles and Chiefs running it bacK? Are the Rams and Seahawks for real? What about the Patriots? Is the NFC North the cream of the crop or the garbage in the dumpster? Will The Browns or Jets ever be good again? Is it finally the Ravens or Bills time? Can The Steelers help us with the most fun game of the NFL Season? Nobody breaks down NFL tape like this, it's time to spin it down to the gridiron - NEXT! People who enjoy this episode also would like: NFL, Football, NFL podcast, sports, Arizona Cardinals, Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore Ravens, Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers, Chicago Bears, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Dallas Cowboys, Denver Broncos, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Jacksonville Jaguars, Kansas City Chiefs, Las Vegas Raiders, Los Angeles Chargers, Los Angeles Rams, Miami Dolphins, Minnesota Vikings, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, New York Giants, New York Jets, Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tennessee Titans, Washington Commanders Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/dissect-djs8671/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

1 month ago

16 minutes

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AI 50 Cent (Shifty Brent)

On Episode 150 The Dissect DJs take on AI Slop, the new music craze taking the world by storm, for better or worse, by dissecting multiple 50 Cent jams re-created as soul music from the 50's and 60's. What does AI's influence mean for the music industry and entertainment as a whole? How far can this go, and what are the core differences between real and AI music? And can we create an AI classic on the spot? We give it a go NEXT! See the full VIDEO PODCAST EPISODE at https://youtu.be/IfFK-DEEPXI Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/dissect-djs8671/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

1 month ago

30 minutes

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Halloween Freak Mix - Whodini vs Missy Elliott vs TJR

It's the Dissect DJs FAVORITE time of year - Halloween Season! In honor of spook season we hit all the all the topics while dissecting our Halloween freak mix featuring Whodini, Missy Elliott and TJR with "The Freaks Come Out at Night", "Get Your Freak On", and "Dracula Freaks". What's the best age to experience Halloween? What's the best hour for the freaks to come out at night? What's the best king size candy? And what is the deal with Nosferatu? Grab a pillow sack of candy and your sexy loofa costume because the Dissect DJs Halloween party is upon us - NEXT! Video Podcast on YouTube: https://youtu.be/8rum1pxajhY Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/dissect-djs8671/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

2 months ago

27 minutes

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DNA, Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner

Episode 148 takes us to the mysterious, melodic world that exists in Tom's Diner, as laid out by Suzanne Vega in 1987. What is Tom's Diner? Does anything happen there? And why does it sound so magical? This song has been reworked countless times, and we go through as many of them as we can, some of them are memorable, some of them you're better off never hearing by artists that may surprise you. The Dissect DJs go on a rainy day stroll through Tom's Diner NEXT! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/dissect-djs8671/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

2 months ago

42 minutes

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Let's Get in Trouble with HOT TAKES!

We're feeling spicy on Episode 147 as we break out some of the hottest takes to the hottest tunes! What movie character would actually completely suck to be around, the most overrated member of a band, the best inventions ever made, the right and wrong ways to eat your food, and which city cares wayyy too much how you do it! No person, thing or topic is safe - NEXT! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

3 months ago

43 minutes

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Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much

We're back with another classic throwback dissect as we break down Shania Twain's 1997 hit "That Don't Impress Me Much". From Brad Pitt, to Elvis, to rocket scientists, nothing much impresses this woman! We cover it all and throw in some other logs on the fire that don't much impress us, as our attempt to find the 2025 song of the summer has brought us kicking and spinning right back to 1997. Shania and her leopard print setup is up NEXT! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

3 months ago

36 minutes

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I Watched the MTV VMA's for the First time in 15 Years | 2025 VMA's Review

The MTV Video Music Awards are a thing I haven't thought about in at least 10 years, and haven't watched in close to 20! With that in mind, I gave it another try and watched the 2025 VMA's and gave it a full review! Along with a quick rundown of the history of the show, we take a look at what the show looks like now, who are the stars of the show, and if it holds up to the historic moments and controversy of the show's past. Mariah Carey, Busta Rhymes, LL Cool J, Lady Gaga, Sabrina Carpenter, Ariana Grande, Tate McRae, and a whole lot more are all here, let's break it down NEXT! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

3 months ago

37 minutes

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Blazing through NFL Week 1 🔥

The NFL is back! And with it, let's bring it a new segment where we fire through all the important notes from Week 1 in quick hitter fashion! Everything you need to know about the NFL's opening week in under 10 minutes: The Ravens vs Bills, did we just see the greatest game ever? - The Eagles splashy title defense has begun - The Browns go full Browns - Macho Mahomes is back - 49ers remind us what makes them the Niners, for better or worse - Are the Broncos elite? - Did the Dolphins already pack it in? It's a new era in the NFL and a new era with The Dissect DJs, 'Go Football' on 3: 1-2-3- NEXT! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

3 months ago

8 minutes

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KATSEYE - Gnarly

The song of the summer search continues on as we dissect the gnarliest jam of the season with "Gnarly" by KATSEYE. A dissection which conjures up some of life's most gnarly scenarios - like bears, the formation of birds, samurai swords, the bottom of the ocean, siamese twins, bow and arrows, the beast from Beauty and the Beast, meth, life in the 1930s, boomerangs, and the word gnarly itself, it all goes down NEXT!

4 months ago

50 minutes

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Happy Gilmore 2 (2025) - Did it Work?

After last week's thorough breakdown of Happy Gilmore, it's time to run it back with the 2025 update, as Ryan Castle dissects the brand new Adam Sandler comedy that's got the whole world buzzing - Happy Gilmore 2!

Did it live up to the hype after 30 years in the making? We break it down with 3 simple categories: What worked? What didn't work? And what the F*ck was that?

Was there a different way it could've been produced? Who made the best cameo? What was the funniest scene? It's a full dissection of Netflix's brand new feature film, and it's coming up NEXT!

4 months ago

55 minutes

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Happy Gilmore (1996)

With the newly released Happy Gilmore 2 hitting the streams on Netflix, Episode 141 takes on one of our most formative comedies of the 90's as we dissect the Adam Sandler classic - Happy Gilmore!

We break down all the legendary moments of the '96 comedy, discuss the career retrospective of Adam Sandler, the best and worst sequels of all time, funniest movie death scenes, kick around a few fan theories, run through the epic soundtrack, and determine what we believe the overall message and theme of the movie to be.
Gilmore, Happy is up NEXT - FORE!

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/XWudk-v6XFM

5 months ago

1 hour 30 minutes

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MK feat. Chrystal - Dior

Episode 140 takes on the mission to find the song of the summer (for the third year in a row!) beginning with our dissection of MK's dance-pop hitter featuring Chrystal - "Dior".

Castle and JAG are back and in a brand new setup to take on a fresh beat that's tearing up the chart, that may have been created just to net Chrystal some fresh Christian Dior bags. Do these DJs know what Christian Dior is? Do you have an issue with people who type multiple question marks in their question messages? And what is the perfect setting for a song of this vibe? It's all discussed - NEXT!

Watch the Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/Z_6dtF4GbDU

5 months ago

36 minutes

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Was "Me and Mrs. Jones" about Whitney Houston??

Episode 139 explores a working theory headed up by DJ JAG comparing Billy Paul's 1972 classic "Me and Mrs. Jones" to Whitney Houston's 1987 hit "Saving All My Love". We dissect the background story of each and determine if there's more here than meets the eye... or ears.

Who was Mrs Jones? Who was Whitney saving all her love for? And was there ever anybody who did it better than '87 Whitney? It's time dissect NEXT!

6 months ago

30 minutes

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Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

Episode 138 brings a classic movie review throwback, as we have 3 things we need to discuss about Willy Wonka and his crazy chocolate factory - with Ryan Castle, 'DJ JAG' Justino Garcia, and Jason Malabuyoc.

1) Is Willy the most irresponsible business owner of all time?

2) What is up with those grandparents though??

3) We give out The Thingy Awards: MVP, 6th Man off the bench and Practice Squad Player (character we didn't really need).

Join the wild ride as we cruise the crazy tunnel through the Wonka factory that seemingly destroys children's lives into a world of pure imagination!

6 months ago

51 minutes

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The Grab Bag Episode | "Soulful Strut" - Young-Holt Unlimited

In this special edition of the Dissect DJs we open up the Grab Bag and ask some of the most thought-provoking, mind-shattering, inquisitive questions to ever be discussed in podcast form, to the soulful sounds of Young-Holt Unlimited's 1968 classic "Soulful Strut".

Would you rather be an Oompa Loompa or one of The Lost Boys from Hook? Climb the beanstalk from Super Mario or run the loop in Sonic the Hedgehog? Be granted your biggest wish or avenge your greatest regret? Who would you rather fight- The Breakfast Club cast or the entire team from The Mighty Ducks? All this and more on a very soulful episode of The Dissect DJs - NEXT!

7 months ago

2 hours 8 minutes

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Ritchie Valens vs Los Lobos - "La Bamba"

Episode 136 throws it way back to 1958 when Ritchie Valens made this classic that still gets played today - "La Bamba", that then Los Lobos imitated in 1987.

It's our second ever translation episode (first being Gangnam Style) where we try to decipher what this song is really all about, who did it better, and determine if it might have the best guitar breakdown in music history. LA BAMBA is NEXT!

Watch the video podcast on YouTube at https://youtu.be/nkMqn8KXu2U

7 months ago

18 minutes

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Bruno Mars and ROSÉ - APT

Episode 135 breaks down Bruno Mars' latest hit single alongside K-Pop star ROSÉ titled "APT." What does APT mean? How do you pronounce it? Why does this sound so familiar? Is Bruno Mars the best modern performer we got right now? And what is his all-time greatest jam?

We dissect it all in this electric pink video, check out the full video episode here: https://youtu.be/YGbNtlzhw9c

NEXT!

8 months ago

26 minutes