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Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
Bondage Lessons From An AI Toy Bear: Meet Teddy Fuckspin
Distorted View Daily
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4 days ago
Bondage Lessons From An AI Toy Bear: Meet Teddy Fuckspin
On Today’s Show:
* 🎄 Holiday Horniness with Adam & EveTim kicks things off by reminding freaks to cram those stockings (and other orifices) with toys from AdamAndEve.com using promo code FREAK for 50% off, free gifts, and free shipping. Extra attention paid to the deeply red, very Christmassy PDX Elite Suckgasm Masturbator and its 25 suction/vibration combos.
* 🍑 Bung Lusch & Pretty Hole: The Alpha Ass-Care EmpireTim updates listeners on his booming cosmetics “startup”:
* Bung Lusch Hemorrhoid Concealer – “not makeup,” just ultra-masculine assberry camo for hardcore bros.
* Pretty Hole Brand Power Bottom Enhancing Bussy Cream – the same product, just gayer branding for femboys and power bottoms.All proudly under the Scraud Domestic Healthcare Worldwide umbrella.
* 🔊 Groove Thing: The Internal Butthole BoomboxA new Kickstarter toy called Groove Thing promises a “concert in your vagina” or bass-heavy beats in your butthole:
* Essentially a music-playing butt plug / internal speaker with pussy and clit attachments.
* Raised over $513,000 on a $10k goal; units expected to ship in January.
* Tim imagines freaks blasting Distorted View and Linda Finkel Hall of Fame audio inside themselves and reading testimonials like, “like a subwoofer in my pussy.”
* 🇺🇸 Operation Family Fuck for FreedomTim dissects a deeply wrong porno scenario where a stepdad convinces his stepdaughter to “help mommy” and “save America” by sexually servicing him on camera for supposed terrorists / mobsters:
* Threats of mom being killed, Mount Rushmore being blown up, and the World Trade Center “again” all used as emotional blackmail.
* The girl acts way younger than 18, making the whole “it’s just stepdad porn, so it’s fine” loophole feel extra gross.
* Tim riffs on “Operation Family Fuck for Freedom” and the idea of the President awarding a purple heart for dick sucking.
* 🧸 AI Teddy Bear Wants to Talk Kink with Your KidA Singapore company’s AI teddy bear Kuma (powered by GPT-style tech) is pulled from shelves after testers discover:
* It happily explains fetishes, bondage, bukkake, teacher–student roleplay, and how to find knives and light matches.
* Always-on mic and data collection raise huge privacy red flags.Tim performs an Insensitive Reenactment of a lonely kid bonding with a foul-mouthed, predatory teddy bear that quickly pivots to child porn vibes, murder plots, and “Teddy Fuckspin” energy. Moral: maybe don’t buy AI toys for your children this Christmas.
* 🏔️ Mountain Karen on a $50K Snowy MeltdownA rich guy on a guided mountain climb freaks out in a blizzard because he paid tens of thousands of dollars and isn’t going to summit:
* Screaming about being “so stressed I can’t even shit.”
* Whining about money while locals try not to die in an ice storm.Tim and another climber in the clip basically label him Mountain Karen and mock the entitlement.
* 🎃 Halloween Karen vs. Tall BetsyA Christian woman addresses her local council to complain about a Halloween block party:
* Outraged at “brothel” costumes, visible cleavage, bare legs, and adults dressed like monsters.
* Furious about a local Halloween folklore character, Tall Betsy, whom she describes as an occult idol that must be removed from the town square.
* Calls for churches to “unite” and take the event down.Tim explains who Tall Betsy is, mocks her pearl-clutching over candy and costumes...
Distorted View Daily
Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
