On Today’s Show:
* Mead Skelton vs. “Antifa”Mead claims a Richmond group (“Punks for Liberation”) posted “RVA beware” about him; he says he contacted the FBI. Tim revisits Mead’s deleted meltdown stream and his ongoing “hidden sin / lemon water / Satan gave me tachycardia” lore.Theme: Revisionist tough-guy Mead, reality check from Tim, and the eternal NAS-backed archive of The Cry Heard ’Round the World.
* Wife Material or… Not? (Podcast Freakout)Clip from a chaotic show with Goldie and Selena erupts after “not wife material” is said. Studio-wrecking threats fly; Tim muses on set design envy and DV’s need for a classier backdrop (accepting tasteful set proposals).
* Boomers vs. CamerasElder couple at a post office demands ID, threatens police/ICE over being filmed in public. Tim narrates the frantic “tap with the index finger” smartphone dance and the politics creep-in.
* Sidewalk Politics ThrowdownProtester with a “F**k Trump” sign is confronted by a woman who admits saying the N-word (explicit language). She slaps phone; he decks her; cops review video and say they’ll pursue assault charges.Content warning: violence and slurs discussed.
* CupcakKe is Back — The BakeryTim samples tracks posted to YouTube: “Sloppy Joe,” “Fist Me,” “Rapunzel.” Notes include: weeklong “eat my ass” motif, Christian-girl vibes (lol), nail-care for fisting (practical!), and fairy-tale filth.Links listed below.
* News, But Make It DV:
* “Slam Frank” — A reimagined Anne Frank as a modern pansexual Latina hip-hop artist sparks outrage in Germany and sells out in NYC. Tim argues art should provoke; everyone unclench. (Song snippets included.)
* $10 Million Golden Toilet — Maurizio Cattelan’s 18-karat functional commode (“America”) heads to Sotheby’s. No sitting allowed at the preview (tragic). Tim proposes a rich-person pay-to-poop fundraiser.
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Texts & Voicemails (Highlights)
* CupcakKe Tip-Offs — Multiple Freaks flagged the new album; Florida (321) specifically shouted out “Fist Me.”
* Archive Digs — (501) asks about Real Talk and Tell Me eras. Tim has a handful; many lost. Dave Richards (Real Talk prez), check that garage!
* Halloween Follow-Up — (810) suggests Tim should’ve voiced Satan’s daughter (Kayla) himself; Tim plans to re-dub for future pulls.
* Fitness Corner w/ Great Big Pete — “Don’t run; chronic… uh… cardio of the wrist.” (Science TBD.)
* 4HairyCunt Text Line — Text DV anytime. Jingles justified the purchase alone.
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