Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
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Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
* Mead uploads (and quickly deletes) a video begging to be locked in a mental institution.
* Tim explains why you should always locally save meltdowns from your favorite lolcows.
* Mead rebrands into a “Xennial” and revisits his long line of “eccentric” relatives, including the uncle who stuffed cash in the walls and the almost-exploding inventor grandfather.
* Nuisance Streamer at the Gym: “I’m Just Here to Get Pussy, Man”
* A CrossFit prankster banned from the gym shows back up screaming about getting pussy in front of kids.
* Staff finally put hands on him after he keeps barging in and harassing members.
* Tim ponders if “I just wanna get pussy, man” is technically a valid gym membership reason and whether this all counts as justified assault or just 2025-style content farming.
* Amazon Driver vs. Neighborhood Fun Police
* An Amazon delivery driver gets confronted by the self-appointed HOA sheriff for “racing” down the street at 25 mph.
* He threatens to cost her the job she already hates; she responds by delivering a fast, prime-eligible punch to the face.
* Tim sides with the driver, notes that Amazon tracks literally everything, and predicts she’ll somehow still be the one in trouble.
* Fine Dining at Burger King: Pronouns & Rodeo Burgers
* An older “First Amendment lawyer” boomer has a meltdown because the drive-thru worker, Lily, dares to correct her pronouns.
* She insists she’ll “call you what I see” while referring to herself as a longtime patron of Burger King like it’s a Michelin-star restaurant.
* The owner tries (and mostly fails) to stand up for the employee as Tim imagines the woman’s empty, rage-fueled life between coupon complaints.
* News Time: The Psychic Who Saw Billions (For Herself)
* Australian cops bust a self-proclaimed feng shui master / fortune teller and her assistant for an insanely elaborate fraud and money laundering ring.
* Vulnerable clients were told to take out huge loans because a billionaire was in their future – spoiler: it was the psychic.
* Tens of millions in loans, ghost cars, frozen assets, gold bars, casino chips, and one greedy mystic who seriously overdid it.
* Hitler’s Junk: Science We Didn’t Ask For
* A new British documentary claims Hitler’s DNA suggests Kallman syndrome, which can cause low testosterone and an undescended or missing testicle.
* Tim wonders how many Hitler docs we really need and if we’ve crossed into full-on historical body-shaming.
* Polygenic scores, mental illness speculation, and why “Hitler had one ball” may actually be medically accurate… and totally irrelevant to genocide.
* A Tribute to Level 80 Cat Lady
* Listener sponsor Christy dedicates today’s episode to Level 80 Cat Lady, remembering her kindness and Discord hand-holding.
* Tim revisits her obsession with Waluigi, including:
* Waluigi’s floating VR head singing “Hallelujah.”
* “Waluigi sings the hits” and the duet album Me Sing Now For You.
* A graphic drawing of Waluigi as a woman lifting her skirt to proudly expose cartoon pussy lips—great Sextastic Tuesday art,
Distorted View Daily
Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.