Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
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Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
* Tim explains why you got a “best of” earlier in the day: he was stranded thanks to a leaking tire on a rental RAV4.
* Gets blown off by “tire experts,” waits over four hours at Discount Tire while other black RAV4s jump the line, and slowly loses his mind next to a diseased, coughing child.
* Enterprise once again has no cars, no answers, and a “just risk it” attitude toward driving four hours on a bad tire.
* After bouncing between locations, Tim finally escapes in a shame-red Kia Soul.
💉 Mom’s Cancer Update
* Tim’s mom has had the worst kind of thyroid cancer removed; what’s left are treatable “specks” radiation should clear.
* If all goes well, she could be cancer-free in about six weeks.
* Naturally derails into a horribly inappropriate “throat goat” bit before walking it back to normal throat activities.
🙏 TikTok Holy Ghost Prayer Stream
* Tim finds a TikTok “Holy Ghost Prayer Meeting” where viewers send paid emojis and get prayed for in tongues.
* The woman fully commits to the act; the guy just repeats what sounds like “bidet, bidet, bidet” or “banana” for over a minute.
* Tim questions whether it’s tongues, Tourette’s, or just a nervous dude who needs to install a bidet.
🎶 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame: Pedo Death Metal
* An obese white woman screeches a death-metal song about torturing pedophiles with wood chippers and nooses.
* Tim points out that “I hate pedophiles” is not exactly a bold moral stance, but the delivery earns her a Linda Finkel Hall of Fame nod.
🧠Galileo2333’s Hot Take on Mexico’s President
* Favorite ghoul Galileo praises the man who groped Mexican president Claudia Sheinbaum, calling him a hero and arguing women should be assaulted out of power.
* Tim fixates on how joyfully he says “violated” and fantasizes about what must be in his FBI file.
📰 News #1 – UK to Ban Choking / Suffocation Porn
* UK plans to make porn showing choking or suffocation a “priority offense” on par with child sex abuse and terrorism content.
* Platforms will have to proactively remove it; viewers/distributors could face penalties.
* Tim mourns yet another weird kink category getting nuked and notes that “safe strangulation” probably isn’t real.
* Facebook groups connect “sperm donors” with would-be parents looking for cheap alternatives to fertility clinics.
* Women report being pressured into sex (aka “natural insemination”), flashed, scammed, and harassed.
* Serious risks: STIs, hidden genetic conditions, zero legal protection.
* Tim riffs on thick vs watery cum, his crusty college carpet, and why nothing about this scene should surprise anyone.
📱 Texts & Ways to Support the Show
* Listeners recommend “Lock and Load” and a ComeBiggerLoads regimen to help Tim shoot bigger ropes.
* Longtime freaks thank Tim for ruining their childhoods and praise the Bob Hickman/Amber video as an accidental anti-drug PSA.
Distorted View Daily
Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
