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Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween Parade Float Oopsie
Distorted View Daily
44 minutes 5 seconds
3 weeks ago
Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween Parade Float Oopsie
On Today’s Show:
Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the show spirals into the absurd with a remix of a teenage anti-abortion anthem, an unhinged trucker’s roadside bathroom emergency, a gun-wielding “good pedophile” storming a Wikipedia conference, and a Holocaust-themed Halloween float gone wrong in Pennsylvania.
💩 Segments and Highlights
Listener Vendetta: The Shit Curse of Aaron
* A listener sponsor pays Tim to deliver a hate message to his backstabbing friend Aaron.
* Tim transforms the short insult into an operatic, bowel-based monologue full of bile, fury, and fecal retribution.
* “All your bowel evacuations will be liquidy, hot and burning… or hard and sharp as glass.”
* Ends with the timeless sendoff: “Eat shit and die, bitch!”
🎶 Musical Madness: “Abortion” Gets an AI Makeover
* Revisiting Your Cardboard Heart, a legendary Linda Finkel Hall of Fame entry for its 2000s-era anti-abortion anthem.
* Tim feeds the song into AI to see if artificial intelligence can polish a Christian turd.
* The AI reinterprets the lyrics as pro–illegal abortion — a radical new take.
* Listener Danny Boy’s “coat hanger remix” steals the spotlight with grim humor and surprisingly catchy punk energy.
💻 Podcasting in Crisis
* Tim laments the state of podcasting: “Every able-bodied American has one, even stroke victims slurring their way up the charts.”
* Features a clip of preteen podcasters awkwardly discussing Ice Cube, Sydney Sweeney, and “fire” things.
* The boys’ other viral clip—an anti-trans rap—reveals they’re likely mini right-wing grifters in training.
* “Lil Rogan” might be the most accurate nickname ever coined on DV.
🚨 Police Poop Patrol
* Real police bodycam footage: a semi-truck driver slurring his way through a traffic stop while repeatedly announcing he has to poop.
* “You gotta poop?” “Yeah.” “Well, that’s gonna have to wait.” Spoiler: it didn’t.
* The inevitable outcome arrives mid-arrest, just as he complains, “You’re pinching my cock and balls!”
* Tim cheers the moment: “I’m ready for this guy to shit. He’s been hyping me up for the main event!”
🧠 WikiCon Interrupted by a ‘Non-Offending Pedophile’
* A self-described “anti-contact pedophile” storms a Wikipedia conference in NYC with a handgun.
* No one hurt; he’s quickly tackled.
* His multicolored sign references “MAP” (Minor-Attracted Persons) pride colors.
* Tim: “If you have to deal with a pedophile, I guess the non-offending kind is the best you can hope for.”
🎃 Holocaust Float ‘Oopsie’
* Pennsylvania Halloween parade float includes Auschwitz-style “Work Makes You Free” gate.
* Designer apologizes,
Distorted View Daily
Celebrating 20 Years of featuring the worst the Internet has to offer! Everyday DV showcases the weirdest stuff from around social media, the web, and the world. WTF audio, bizarre news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks - leave your morals at the door and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
