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Diva Convention is scientifically proven to be the leading decision makers when it comes to the world's Sexiest Men (alive OR dead). In this episode, we discuss not only the concept of Sexy Man, but also explore masculinity through the lens of the everyday subway rider. Other topics covered: Taylor Swift, fascism, mother/sister/cousin of the week, and the unexpected impact of a particular Italian paparazzo.
Follow us for more decisions on what is Sexy, what is Gay, what is Straight, what is socially acceptable behavior on public transportation, and of course - what is Diva Convention.
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Happy December, fans! Are you feeling the holiday spirit? No? Us either! Loves it.
On this episode of the Convention, the Divas get into a myriad of topics including but not limited to: their past lives, Bravocon, the upcoming Wuthering Heights remake, the life-cycle of a twink, who they would be if they were nepo babies, the dry album cycle of 2025, and more concerning Ancestry DNA insights.
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Fans and friends, do we have a treat for you today!
Iconic writer/producer/model/actress/New Jersey baddie RIVER GALLO emerges from the tunnel under Ocean Blvd to take a RIDE down to the Men in Music Business Conference to discuss their most coveted diva - Lana Del Rey. On this episode of the Convention, the Divas laugh, cry, and nearly lose their literacy skills as they discuss their top 3 Lana songs of all time.
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Fans!
The Divas are back to bless your ears with a new episode, in which they discuss: the vibe shift during Halloweekend and the NYC mayoral race, wig transparency, the return of Ukulele Girl music, Poot XCX, and a true deep-dive into Lily Allen's absolute masterpiece - AOTY if the Divas are honest - her new album/expose/Broadway play(?), West End Girl.
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The divas are back on the mic to discuss a plethora of pressing topics including: Britney, Britani, PinkPantheress, Erykah Badu, Kevin Federline, D'Angelo, Bella Hadid, Lisa Barlow, and more.
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Fans,
In this episode, the Divas and resident Swiftie Raquel Loving participate in a roundtable discussion regarding Taylor Swift's controversial 12th studio album, The Life of a Showgirl. Be warned, things do get tense at times. In the end, all 12 tracks are discussed in depth, and we find out if friendships can withstand the pressures of standom.
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This message is for Lady Gaga. If you're not Lady Gaga, you can keep scrolling. Actually if you are Lady Gaga OR you love Lady Gaga as much as we do, this message is for you.
The d'vahs finish out their ranking of Lady Gaga's albums with tears, laughter, and delirious singing. Hope you love it.
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Fans,
The divas are back. And they're still talking about Gaga. Honestly, even when they're not talking about Gaga, it's still about Gaga. In this episode, they rank Lady Gaga's albums from favorite to favorite. But please note! This is only part 1 of 2 - stay tuned for next week's episode in which the divas are moved to tears as they finish out their lists.
If you're not a little monster then please find the exit. Xoxoxoxoxxoo!!!!!
Hi Divas,
This week the divas discuss the various performances by the current class of pop girls on the 2025 VMAs and their extraordinarily parasocial relationship with Lady Gaga after witnessing the once-in-a-lifetime Mayhem Ball.
We'll be back the week after next with a new ep for you!! Love you!!! Rah rah ooh la la, etc.
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Bonjour Fans,
This week the divas get into a plethora of cultural topics, including but not limited to: the dazzling film Weapons (2025), Cardi B's talent (or lack thereof), the new uncanny yet potentially inspiring pop conglomerate called "Katseye," and of course they discuss - how could they not - the ubiquitous T*ylor Sw*ft and their predictions for her upcoming album, "The Life of a Showgirl."
Hope you love it!! And always remember: at the end of the day, to be a hater is to be a lover. Interpret that as you will.
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NO RIGHT WAY. NO WRONG WAY. IT IS ONLY ONE WAY. THAT IS THE DIVA CONVENTION WAY.
The divas are back to finish their epic ranking of the one, the only - Sasha Fierce, Yoncé, Queen Bey, Mutha of the House of Renaissance - Beyoncé Giselle Knowles' Carter's discography. They reveal their top 3 albums in a passionate conversation that descends into slight delirium as their recording crawls into the wee hours of the morning.
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Buzz buzz...ummmm, is that a fly? Ew. No, BITCH it's the beehive!!! BACK by popular demand, the divas return from a leisurely vacation - thank goddess they are well rested since they are taking on the absolutely gargantuan task of ranking Mrs. Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter's studio albums from least fav to fav.
It's such a difficult task that they had to split the episode into two parts. Everyone go thank your hard-working divas for taking on what no man has ever had the bravery to do. Cunt to the feminine a WHAT OW!!!
Before all that, they chat a bit about: Trisha Paytas's baby's soul-exchange misfire, how that directly caused the death of legend Ozzy Osbourne, and Demi Lovato's new dead-eyed era.
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Hi Divanators,
This week the divas are joined by another iconic guest - writer/producer, self-described aspiring nepo-relative, and all around funny ass girl Lexi Notrica. During this exclusive Diva Convention panel, they get into: Honey Boo Boo's legacy, their first experiences with illicit substances as teenagers, a tense debate over Halloween costumes, and the cinematic parallels between David Lynch's "Mulholland Drive" and Britney Spears' video for the song "Gimme More."
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Hi Fans and Supporters,
This week, the divas are joined by an ICONIC guest - the one and only artist Elmo Furchester, best known publicly by his mononym, "Elmo." Together, they discuss: the wasted potential of Temple Grandin's cow squeeze machine, Allie's extremely specific dream man, David Fincher's "Zodiac," the trope of the Scrambling Journalist, and the...unstimulating 2025 Emmy nominations.
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In this episode, the divas discuss: the sadistic and chilling social experiment currently being run in Fiji called "Love Island," Lorde's grim pubis art, and rank their top 5 favorite songs from the ethnic mystery that is Ariana Grande.
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Hi fans, we're back from a long and luxurious f*urth of J*ly weekend with a short and sweet catch-up episode for you (divas need to relax too!! we'll be back next week with a brand new one).
In this ep, the divas discuss: Gagacabana and the power of 2.5 million rabid gays, the Pope turnover, the karmic destiny of Trisha Paytas and her offspring, Katy Perry's post-space lobotomized affect, Lana Del Rey's creepy new era, and our dream weddings <3
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It's officially a DIVA CONVENTION SUMMER!
This week, the divas get into: the mystery of Miley Cyrus’s artistry, the sobering impact of a bad DJ, the horrors and wonders of AI, and the emergence of a new messiah - perhaps a Bene Gesserit, even the Lisan al Gaib - a one Addison Rae.
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Hey diva...you there?!!?! Pick UP!!! It's us, DIVA CONVENTION! This is a podcast for divas, by divas, about divas. Are you ready to diva out?
On the inaugural episode of Diva Convention, we get into: stan twitter as journalism, the implications of Ariana Grande’s tether “Blackiana,” our diva birth charts, shag/drag/bag, who to call in a hostage situation, and more.
You can find us wreaking more havoc on our instagram @divaconvention. Follow us there for info, updates, and more!
Okay, divas out. MUAH!!!