What happens when three friends decide to chat over the Internet? Fun, adventure, music, and hilarity, served with a side of wisdom.
Dogs Barking Swear Words chronicles the conversational journey of Ben, Graham, and Matt, and they overcome basic communication barriers and discuss a number of different topics important to them, and important to society.
Basically, expect them to try to talk sense, but end up cursing, insulting each other, and making weird noises instead.
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What happens when three friends decide to chat over the Internet? Fun, adventure, music, and hilarity, served with a side of wisdom.
Dogs Barking Swear Words chronicles the conversational journey of Ben, Graham, and Matt, and they overcome basic communication barriers and discuss a number of different topics important to them, and important to society.
Basically, expect them to try to talk sense, but end up cursing, insulting each other, and making weird noises instead.
After an unexpected break, the DOGS bark again! This time, we look into the future of drawring with digital art, the past with old TV commercials on Youtube, and all times with the history of windmills. Important questions are posed: what makes a bad poster, who is outside Ben's window, and how would a dog wear pants?
Incoming message from the dog house: another episode of Dogs Barking Swear Words is here! This time, the BGM technology trifecta discuss fantastic pens and where to find them, the history of hammers, and where to stick a laser thermometer. Plus, Graham becomes town smithy, and a mysterious stranger outside Ben's window? It happens!
All Music by Graham Janz
Guess what, the Dogs are back Barking Swear Words after a long hiatus! There's no time to catch up, because they've got so much TECHNOLOGY to discuss! Files, new technology, virtual reality, and more! It's like we never left your life.
IN THIS EPISODE: We finally get around to answering more listener questions, with mixed results. Who smells and why? Learn about nature, and also the nature that does not have Pokemon in it. France? Video games? Its all here!
Songs featured in this episode: "Hey There, Mr. Danzig" by Marshall Birch, " "A People's History of the World" by Propagandhi, and an excerpt from "Choo Choo in the Sky" by Graham Janz.
IN THIS EPISODE: It’s listener question time! And by listener questions, we mean questions from friends and relatives we bothered on social media. Learn all our opinions on cheese, dogs, being alive, cheating, and whipping - all the essentials. This is part one of two, so stay tuned for more!
IN THIS EPISODE: We talk to American ambassador ColorWIRED, who informs us about the flag and Roadrunners and answers all our questions about Canada's underpants. Meanwhile, Ben and Matt are full of bad impressions, like the hacky comedians they are.
Sorry for the infinite delay. We'll be back posting on the reg now, unless something ELSE goes wrong. So, welcome to DOGS BARKING SWEAR WORDS, SEASON 2!
IN THIS EPISODE: It’s the never-before seen (er, heard) pilot episode of Dogs Barking Swear Words! Find out what the show was like before any of us managed to get our shit together - we talk about French asshole babies, Adventure Time, and try to get Graham to be more like Randy Bachman.
IN THIS EPISODE: A silly conversation goes too far! This may not be a full episode, but we hope you’ll enjoy it. We hope to be back real soon, so stay tuned!
IN THIS EPISODE: The gang attempts to talk about cartoons with special surprise guest Chris/”Gibby”, and we get some talk about 90s television stuff and a movie about a horse no one has seen. Other than that, there’s nonsense discussion about CBC Radio, Ben’s childhood existentialism, and both annoying sound effect machines at once!
IN THIS EPISODE: We bring you our first direct sequel episode! Continuing on with Grant Hamilton, we are joined by photojournalist Matt Law, who talks about his time working with Habitat for Humanity in Fiji. Everyone, Grant included, tries to learn as much about his trip as possible, and then we go off into some photojournalism and the true origins of Beantown.
IN THIS EPISODE: The gang is joined by Grant Hamilton, who discusses his plans for a brewpub and his trip to Europe. Also features Matt trying to make a point about globalization and failing, our business secrets revealed, and as little Graham as possible.
IN THIS EPISODE: We travel through time in order to talk about time travel, with all the paradoxes that implies. Where would we go? How would it work? What would we do if we were to meet our younger selves? Plus, find out what Ben did on the weekend and what Matt ate.
IN THIS EPISODE: The gang are joined by Matt F. and Dan from Moledebater and discuss some topics chosen specially for them. Jeff Goldblum! Dumpster diving! The world is at our fingertips! Plus, a bonus bus story from Ben.
This episode includes three Moldebater songs, they are (in order): “Air Report”, “Reader’s Digest”, and “Dan’s Mom Says We’re Pretty Cool”.
IN THIS EPISODE: It’s all about the video games in here, with the gang discussing what they play and what makes their favorite games tick. And just in time for the weekend before E3! Just don’t expect much talk about upcoming games, or anything particularly relevant to the now.
Opening song is the title music from the NES game Sky Shark.
IN THIS EPISODE: The gang is joined by a very prestigious guest – the friendly pirate Kain. They use this opportunity to talk about their adventures in employment, and all the tales and gossip that entails. They also gets some jibes in about Halloween candy, and then discuss Kain’s plans to become President of the Moon.
The closing song is “An Ode to Friendly Pirate” by Marshall Birch.
IN THIS EPISODE: Ben tries a personality quiz, which is basically just him asking us what our favourite characters from things are. But first, a brief summary of our mornings, a quick book discussion, and Ben gets a new job. What happens next? FIND OUT BY LISTENING!
All songs featured in the show are untitled, and by Graham.
IN THIS EPISODE: Matt is sick, Graham tries to get political, and then everyone talks about all the fun times had at rock concerts. Find out who had a pretzel while seeing “March of the Pigs” performed live, and who was sprayed with (hopefully) fake semen. Mysteries abound in the rockingest and rollingest DBSW ever!
IN THIS EPISODE: With the Toronto Comics Art Festival on this weekend, and none of us able to attend, we decided to have our own comics show. With…blackjack! And…hookers! Actually, we talk about cons, including the one Ben attended recently, which comics we read, and Graham’s plan to buy and develop land.
IN THIS EPISODE OF SWEAR BARKING SWEAR DOGS: We discuss animals of all stripes, spots, and scales. We learn about our dream pets, our lack of pets, some very large creatures, and Geocities. Plus: annoying sound effects ruin the show.
IN THIS EPISODE: The gang shares their childhood memories, in between talking about how much they hate children and how much they love Dairy Queen Blizzards. Somehow the most hate-filled episode yet.
The songs featured in the episode:
"Invisible Girl on the Beach" by Lodged Turd and the Toilet Hands
"Nobby, Nobby" Words by B. Horne, Music by M. Birch and G. Janz
What happens when three friends decide to chat over the Internet? Fun, adventure, music, and hilarity, served with a side of wisdom.
Dogs Barking Swear Words chronicles the conversational journey of Ben, Graham, and Matt, and they overcome basic communication barriers and discuss a number of different topics important to them, and important to society.
Basically, expect them to try to talk sense, but end up cursing, insulting each other, and making weird noises instead.
