Dan has a new, ambitious plan to reach “regular” status at his local restaurant (12:20 to skip). Big innovations in this one, tourism gets invented and we lay the foundation for grimoire sweatshops. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Color of Magic: Part One first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

It’s that time of year so enjoy your Christmas movie slop (10:15 to skip). Ohan does his own research and Jenks needs to use iCloud backup more. We’re taking a couple weeks off and then starting back in the new year with The Color of Magic by Terry Pratchett. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet: Part Three first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

We’ve got a (blessedly short) update on pheromones (2:35 to skip). Rosemary risks it all and we’re never forgiving pirates and scammers. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet: Part Two first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Luke gives his formal report (47:00 to skip). Alien vibe check to start and captain Ashby has never been online. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet: Part One first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Brownie taste test time! (12:30 to skip). If anyone is trying to find good gift ideas for us, can we suggest a Leviathan Bone sword? Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Next week we’ll be starting The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet by Becky Chambers. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Tainted Cup: Part Two first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Dan offers lifehacks to make up for a distinct lack of brownies. He claims next week for sure. (13:18 to skip).  The maximum occupancy of these houses has got to be like 2. Luke wants the vaccine milk now. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Brownies have peaked (9:15 to skip). Carl's fans contain multitudes and being a crawl guide is my passion. We're starting The Tainted Cup by Robert Jackson Bennett next week! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

“I’m not sure what to do with my hands” – Luke (11:15 to skip). Dan expects the existential crisis any day now and Luke doesn’t think Donut is all that great. Also the character creation screen is giving the boys a lot of trouble. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post Carl’s Doomsday Scenario: Part One first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

creepypasta discussion incoming (24:00 to skip). This week we are all The Watchers. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Watchers Movie first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Our halloween decorations are better than yours (14:35 to skip). We do the math on our professor’s body count and then we’re spreading the news. Next week we’re watching The Watchers movie and reading your creepypastas! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Watchers: Part Two first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Luke and Dan both make people mad to get warmed up (13:28 to skip). Be sure to post your creepypasta on the Discord for Luke and Dan to rank! What are these people doing aside from making a Youtube video that gets huge numbers?  Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. 

We remember your dog’s name (8:25 to skip). Monarchies are bad, actually. Vis breaks the record for most times falling unconscious. Spooky season starts next week with The Watchers by A.M. Shine. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Will of the Many: Part Four first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Luke is getting old (9:05 to skip). The boys are flummoxed by this twist and pretty annoyed with Vis, the perfect independent voter. Also, its definitely time to dip. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Will of the Many: Part Three first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Car Salesman: *slaps roof of human body*, “this bad boy can hold so many kidneys”. Really hoping you all get that reference (10:20 to skip intro). Ship battles rock and never touch anything in a crypt ritual. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Will of the Many: Part Two first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Luke and Dan offload their baggage (8:50 to skip). School is back in session folks! The boys struggle with some basic math and aerodynamics. Also wild speculation about Will incoming. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post The Will of the Many: Part One first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Professor Dan is back and (9:30 to skip). Imagos aren’t real people and Yskandr just keeps getting hotter. The Will of the Many by James Islington next week! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post A Memory Called Empire: Part Three first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Luke reveals how AI is actually useful and Dan forgets he is on a Fantasy book podcast for 5 minutes (13:17 to skip).  Luke and Dan talk culture and politics, finally. Also, detailed analysis of mail transportation in the Empire. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post A Memory Called Empire: Part Two first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Dan visits a city you’ve probably never heard of (8:15 to skip). Imagos are neat and we love our new Teixcalaan names. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post A Memory Called Empire: Part One first appeared on Don't call it a book club..

Luke scolds a sociopath (07:45 to skip). The hat is everything and you have time to practice your harmonica while traveling. Lastly, I don't care if the druin go extinct. There, I said it. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

We’re reviewing dog toys now (9:20 to skip). To be true adventurers it’s important to try out all the local cuisine… with some exceptions. Seems like a good time to build up our efficient deforestation industry. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The post Kings of the Wyld: Part Two first appeared on Don't call it a book club..