This week’s episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing is a full-scale, tinfoil-hat-approved deep dive into the life, crimes, network, and mysteriously convenient death of Jeffrey Epstein; the billionaire whose power stretched across politics, royalty, academia, finance, and Hollywood, until it all came crashing down.Join me as we break down:🕴️ Epstein’s bizarre rise to wealth from a college dropout to a Wall Street “financial guru” with a résumé made of question marks.💼 His high-level connections the politicians, princes, CEOs, scientists, celebrities, and billionaires who always seemed to be in his orbit.📁 The trafficking operation how it was built, who helped run it, and the victims who fought for years to be heard.👑 Ghislaine Maxwell’s role her recruitment tactics, the trial, the guilty verdict, her prison transfer, and what she’s still hiding.🕳️ The death that broke the internet the cameras, the guards, the timeline, the official findings, and the conspiracy theories that refuse to die.📄 The sealed files and redactions the evidence the public still hasn’t seen, the names that are blacked out, and the investigations that quietly vanished.🧩 Is Epstein still alive? body double theories, intelligence connections, questionable documents, and why this case still doesn’t add up.This episode is part true crime exposé, part political scandal, part government mystery, and part “what the actual hell?”If you’ve ever wondered why nothing about the Epstein case makes sense… you’re not alone.And by the end of this episode?You’ll be asking even more questions.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and NightHawk Radio.🎵 Song of the Week: “Chelsea” by Arcade BeachDon’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing — but this might be something.
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This week’s episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing is a full-scale, tinfoil-hat-approved deep dive into the life, crimes, network, and mysteriously convenient death of Jeffrey Epstein; the billionaire whose power stretched across politics, royalty, academia, finance, and Hollywood, until it all came crashing down.Join me as we break down:🕴️ Epstein’s bizarre rise to wealth from a college dropout to a Wall Street “financial guru” with a résumé made of question marks.💼 His high-level connections the politicians, princes, CEOs, scientists, celebrities, and billionaires who always seemed to be in his orbit.📁 The trafficking operation how it was built, who helped run it, and the victims who fought for years to be heard.👑 Ghislaine Maxwell’s role her recruitment tactics, the trial, the guilty verdict, her prison transfer, and what she’s still hiding.🕳️ The death that broke the internet the cameras, the guards, the timeline, the official findings, and the conspiracy theories that refuse to die.📄 The sealed files and redactions the evidence the public still hasn’t seen, the names that are blacked out, and the investigations that quietly vanished.🧩 Is Epstein still alive? body double theories, intelligence connections, questionable documents, and why this case still doesn’t add up.This episode is part true crime exposé, part political scandal, part government mystery, and part “what the actual hell?”If you’ve ever wondered why nothing about the Epstein case makes sense… you’re not alone.And by the end of this episode?You’ll be asking even more questions.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and NightHawk Radio.🎵 Song of the Week: “Chelsea” by Arcade BeachDon’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing — but this might be something.
This week’s episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing is a full-scale, tinfoil-hat-approved deep dive into the life, crimes, network, and mysteriously convenient death of Jeffrey Epstein; the billionaire whose power stretched across politics, royalty, academia, finance, and Hollywood, until it all came crashing down.Join me as we break down:🕴️ Epstein’s bizarre rise to wealth from a college dropout to a Wall Street “financial guru” with a résumé made of question marks.💼 His high-level connections the politicians, princes, CEOs, scientists, celebrities, and billionaires who always seemed to be in his orbit.📁 The trafficking operation how it was built, who helped run it, and the victims who fought for years to be heard.👑 Ghislaine Maxwell’s role her recruitment tactics, the trial, the guilty verdict, her prison transfer, and what she’s still hiding.🕳️ The death that broke the internet the cameras, the guards, the timeline, the official findings, and the conspiracy theories that refuse to die.📄 The sealed files and redactions the evidence the public still hasn’t seen, the names that are blacked out, and the investigations that quietly vanished.🧩 Is Epstein still alive? body double theories, intelligence connections, questionable documents, and why this case still doesn’t add up.This episode is part true crime exposé, part political scandal, part government mystery, and part “what the actual hell?”If you’ve ever wondered why nothing about the Epstein case makes sense… you’re not alone.And by the end of this episode?You’ll be asking even more questions.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and NightHawk Radio.🎵 Song of the Week: “Chelsea” by Arcade BeachDon’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing — but this might be something.
Welcome to another True Crime Tuesday, where the only thing more questionable than humanity is what people will do for a snack. 🍟This week, I take you on a fast-food-fueled journey through the dumbest food-related crimes the world has ever seen; from a $15,000 McNugget lawsuit to a man who stole a car just to deliver pizza that wasn’t his, a powder-sugar-covered criminal who donut-do-the-crime, and a guy who barricaded himself inside a Taco Bell “for the vibes.”It’s chaotic, crunchy, and a reminder that hanger is not a legal defense.🗞️ Plus: this week’s Docket of Dumb featuring criminals with zero logic and a woman who bit a camel for her hat.🎶 Song of the Week: “Chelsea” by Arcade Beach🍕 Listen on: Nighthawk Radio • Spotify • Apple PodcastsBecause honestly, if the crime involves carbs… we get it.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #TrueCrimeTuesday #ComedyPodcast #FoodCrimes #StayWeird #ArcadeBeach #NighthawkRadio
What if the greatest achievement in human history… was filmed in a basement? 👀This week, I put on my tinfoil hat and go full conspiracy-mode, diving headfirst into one of the most iconic debates of all time, did we actually land on the moon?From Stanley Kubrick’s alleged directorial debut and the suspiciously perfect lighting, to the mysteriously flapping flag, missing footage, and “C-marked” moon rocks, this episode breaks down every wild claim with equal parts logic and pure chaos.Then, just when you think you’ve got it figured out, I ask the real question:What if both sides are right? What if we really did go but NASA didn’t tell us everything we found up there?👽 Alien bases, hollow moons, secret Apollo missions, and the kind of caffeine-fueled commentary that’ll make you stare suspiciously at the night sky.🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills the perfect soundtrack for questioning reality and trying not to panic about it.Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:If you start hearing static, it’s probably nothing… or the government.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #MoonLandingHoax #PodcastLife #StayWeird #ConspiracyTheories #ComedyPodcast #NervousNikkiAndTheChillPills #NighthawkRadio
Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops probably won’t buy it.Plus, the Docket of Dumb: Alibi Edition, where I read this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove logic is optional.🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:if your story starts with “you’re not gonna believe this,” you’re probably right.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #TrueCrimeTuesday #ComedyPodcast #DumbCriminals #PodcastLife #StayWeird #NervousNikkiAndTheChillPills
Grab your candy and lock your doors, it’s the Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing Halloween Special!This week, I dive deep into the real origins of Halloween. From ancient Celtic fire festivals to modern-day sugar-fueled chaos and explore the creepiest conspiracy theories that prove humans can’t leave well enough alone.Whether you’re here for the history, the hauntings, or the unhinged humor, this episode’s got it all: witches, capitalism, candy, and chaos.🎶 Song of the Week: “Fashionably Late” by The Break PlansBecause if you’re going to show up to a haunting… you might as well make an entrance.Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts ... and remember: if something whispers your name tonight… don’t quote me, but maybe just move.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #HalloweenPodcast #StayWeird #SpookySeason #TheBreakPlans #FashionablyLate
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re celebrating spooky season the only way we know how ... by mixing true crime, bad decisions, and questionable costume choices.From the infamous Candy Man who poisoned Halloween candy, to a guy who took his Freddy Krueger costume way too seriously, to a murderer who clocked in for work at a haunted house like it was just another Tuesday, and the great Pumpkin Heist of 2017… this episode proves that every Halloween, logic takes the night off.Then we’re closing it out with a Halloween edition of The Docket of Dumb. Five crimes so ridiculous they’ll make you want to hand out sage instead of candy.🎶 Song of the Week: "Fashionably Late" by The Break PlansAvailable now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere you like your chaos served spooky.#TrickOrCrime #TrueCrimeTuesday #DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #HalloweenPodcast #CaptureThis #StayWeird
Twenty episodes of chaos ... and we're celebrating by heading straight into cursed territory.From the eerie legends of the Not-Deer and Appalachian Mimics to towns that just vanished off the map, and staircases in the woods that lead to nowhere you should be, we're driving deep into the mountains that hum, watch, and occasionally eat your soul for breakfast.We'll meet the Wampus Cat, Mothman's overworked cousin, and a few Reddit storytellers who made us all decide, "Yeah, I'm never camping again." Song of the Week: "It's About Money" by Capture ThisListen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you pretend your life isn't one long paranormal side quest.
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving into the dark side of dumb, the so-called “criminal masterminds” who forgot to bring their brains to the briefing.From a crypto “genius” who used hotel loyalty points to fund a kidnapping (??),to a criminology student who turned himself into a case study,a Florida teen who kidnapped himself, and a bank robber who threatened everyone with a non-existent bomb; these are the stories that prove intelligence is optional, but chaos is forever.Plus, we’ll close out with another round of The Docket of Dumb . Five fresh headlines that’ll make you feel like a functioning adult for simply existing.🎶 Song of the Week: “It's About Money” by Capture ThisBecause if you’re going to show up to your own downfall… you might as well be on-brand.Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you spiral into poor decisions.
This week, we're taking a haunted road trip across America straight into the places maps forgot and ghosts refuse to leave.From the town that's been burning for 60 years to a forest where everyone went mad, a government-seized town shrouded in conspiracies, a cursed gold-mining ghost town, and a frozen Alaskan settlement where the miners vanished overnight. We're exploring five of the creepiest towns in existence.And if that's not enough nightmare fuel, we'll end the journey with a detour to Satanville, PA .. the stretch of road you definitely shouldn't drive down after dark.Song of the Week: Invading Your Space by Caught Off GuardListen now on Nighthawk Radio, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you spiral into the spooky side of the internet.
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we're diving head first into the world of impulsive decisions, chaotic energy, and criminals who clearly didn't think things through.From a gas station theft gone explosively wrong, to a high-speed tractor chase (well, 19mph counts, right?), these are four stories where things went from "eh, it's fine" to "Please, somebody call for backup" in record time. Then, we round things out with the Docket of Dumb. Five headlines proving that stupidity truly knows no borders. Song of the week: "Invading Your Space" by Caught off GuardListen now on Nighthawk Radio, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you spiral into. secondhand embarrassment.
What do a stolen cemetery rock, a closet attic door, and a flip phone recording that says "Get out" have in common? Yeah ... we're talking Ouija boards.This week, I dive into the history of the board that somehow went from Victorian parlor game to mass-produced demon portal. We'll talk about where it came from, why it freaks people out, and what happens when you use it completely wrong (like my friends did ... and I still have nightmares about it.)Then we slide straight into the Reddit abyss for some of the wildest "we messed with a Ouija board and now my mirror says hi" stories the internet has to offer.Spoiler: it's chaos, candles, and a few too many coincidences that I don't believe in.so grab your blanket, turn on a light, and maybe don't look at your closet door while listening. The song of the week is "Critical Mass" by Bored As Hell. Go stream it everywhere!
Welcome to the first-ever True Crime Tuesday, where the cases are weird, the commentary is chaotic, and the only thing scarier than crimes .. are the people committing them.this week, we're serving up three true stories that prove reality is stranger (and dumber) than fiction:A man in India who hosted a "divine" dinner party featuring roasted peacocks. Yes, the national bird. A tenant who discovered a stranger secretly living under her floorboards. And a priest with a potato-related emergency that you will NEVER unhear. Plus, we're closing out with the Docket of Dumb. Five real headlines that'll make you question the evolutionary timeline. Lock your doors, hide your carbs, and welcome to True Crime Tuesday.Song of the week: "Critical Mass" by Bored As Hell
Send us a textEpisode 14 - Frozen Fear & Midnight KnocksIn this double-dose of spooky season chills, I'm tackling two of the creepiest mysteries out there.First up: The Dyatlov Pass. Nine Hikers venture into the frozen Ural Mountains in 1959 and never return. Then we shift gears to something a little closer to home. The Black-Eyed Children.This weeks song of the week is "Chasms" by Lucid HavocSupport the show
Send us a textEpisode 13 – The Unlucky EpisodeSome say 13 is just a number. Others say it’s cursed. In this week’s special “unlucky episode,” we lean all the way in.From Loki crashing a dinner in Valhalla, to presidents daring fate in the 13 Club, to haunted diamonds, demonic wine cabinets, and James Dean’s doomed Porsche, this episode is a sampler platter of all things cursed and chaotic.We’ll also dig into creepy conspiracies like the Philadelphia Experiment (sailors fused into ships, anyone?) and HAARP, the so-called government weather machine.So grab your garlic bread, avoid sitting at the 13th spot at the table, and press play… if you dare.🎶 Song of the Week: “Finding Closure” by All Systems GoSupport the show
Send us a textEpisode 12 – Vatican Secrets: Lost Gospels, Hidden Vaults & Papal MysteriesWhat is the Vatican hiding? Is it just dusty paperwork and centuries of church memos … or are there secret gospels, forbidden treasures, and enough scandal to make The Da Vinci Code look like a children’s book?In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, I dive headfirst into the conspiracies and mysteries of the Vatican. We’ll talk about:The banned Gospels of Thomas, Mary Magdalene, and Judas — and why the Church didn’t want you reading them.Hidden vaults and catacombs rumored to contain the Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, and maybe even evidence of aliens.Scandals that rocked the Vatican Bank, mafia ties, and the pope who mysteriously died after just 33 days.Assassination attempts, Cold War secrets, and why the Vatican is the ultimate locked door we’re dying to peek behind.And because every episode needs a soundtrack, this week’s Song of the Week is “Let Fade” by Five Pie — a Delco basement-show classic that’ll transport you straight back to early 2000s battle of the bands nights.Whether you believe the Vatican is hiding world-shattering secrets or just centuries of messy receipts, one thing’s for sure: the mystery is half the fun.Support the show
Send us a textEpisode 11 – Royal Family Conspiracies: Diana, Reptilians & Scandals in the CrownFrom Princess Diana’s mysterious death (or escape?), to Prince Andrew’s Pizza Express alibi, to theories that Queen Elizabeth was secretly a shape-shifting reptilian — the British monarchy has been fueling conspiracies for centuries.In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, I dive headfirst into the chaos:Diana’s death and the theories that she’s still alive Prince Andrew, Epstein, and the unsolved Jill Dando assassination The “immortal lizard queen” and King Charles’ Dracula bloodline Missing princes, Jack the Ripper, and Nazi family ties Meghan, Harry, Camilla, and Kate’s 2024 disappearance Plus how the royals basically became memes in the internet’s conspiracy cinematic universeSo are the royals just a dysfunctional family with crowns, or are they vampires, lizards, and Illuminati pawns running the world from the shadows? Don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing. Song of the Week: “Love. Die. Repeat” by Set Loose — a heavy, raw track that’s a total vibe. Go stream it everywhere.Support the show
Send us a textEpisode 10: The Grateful Dead: Psychedelics, Spies, and Strange TheoriesWhat if the Grateful Dead weren’t just a band? What if the tie-dye, the endless jams, and the devoted Deadhead culture were all tangled up with CIA experiments, LSD-fueled “Acid Tests,” and secret deals with the Hells Angels?In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, Kelli peels back the psychedelic curtain on one of the most beloved (and bizarre) bands in American history. From MKUltra conspiracies and the Wall of Sound to dancing bears, skeleton roses, and the nomadic Deadhead tribe, we’ll explore why the Dead became more than music — they became a movement, a myth, and maybe even a cosmic experiment gone sideways.Plus, hear hilarious fan stories from Reddit, and my song of the week — a gorgeous cover of “Box of Rain” by Reno Bo (aka my favorite Dead song).Tune in, trip out, and remember: don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.Support the show
Send us a textEpisode 9: Quantum Immortality & Near-Death GlitchesWhat if you never actually die? What if, in every near-death moment, your consciousness just… slides into another timeline where you survive?In this episode, we’re diving into the mind-bending theory of quantum immortality — exploring how the “many worlds” interpretation of physics might explain those wild near-death experiences and reality glitches people swear they’ve lived through. From Reddit stories about impossible survivals to Celtic mythology’s Summerland (where the soul keeps vibin’ after death), we’ll explore the science, the spooky, and the downright trippy side of immortality.Oh — and this week’s song of the week is Dead and Gone by Dreamfone. It’s haunting, dreamy, and the perfect soundtrack for questioning if you’ve already died a thousand times without even realizing it.Tune in, spiral with me, and as always: don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.Support the show
Send us a textGet ready to step behind the curtain of the happiest place on earth and dive into some of the wildest Disney conspiracy theories out there! From rumors of Walt Disney being cryogenically frozen (spoiler alert: he wasn't) to hidden adult jokes sneaking into your favorite childhood classics, and even whispers about secret illuminati symbols scattered throughout the parks ... this episode covers it all.I love Disney .. like .. a lot .. and while I don't believe most of these theories (ever!) they're too fun and fascinating not to explore. So grab your Mickey ears and a churro, and join me for a magical journey into the mystery, myth, and mayhem behind the mouse. Don't quote me ... it's probbaly nothing.Support the show
Send us a textEpisode 7: Mysteries in the Mountains - Tales of Appalachian LoreStep into the misty mountains and winding hollers of Appalachia, where legends come alive and the line between myth and reality blurs. In this episode, we dive deep into the rich tapestry of Appalachian folklore, from the eerie winged Mothman and mysterious banshees to haunted cabins and mountain spirits that have whispered through generations.Discover spooky creatures, haunted places, and age-old traditions that make Appalachian lore one of the most captivating and chilling folklores in America. Plus, hear real stories from the digital campfire of Reddit, where modern-day mountain residents share their own mysterious encounters. Whether you're a believer or just here for the thrill, Appalachian legends are sure to make you keep one eye open at night.Don't quote me ... it's probably nothing. Support the show
This week’s episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing is a full-scale, tinfoil-hat-approved deep dive into the life, crimes, network, and mysteriously convenient death of Jeffrey Epstein; the billionaire whose power stretched across politics, royalty, academia, finance, and Hollywood, until it all came crashing down.Join me as we break down:🕴️ Epstein’s bizarre rise to wealth from a college dropout to a Wall Street “financial guru” with a résumé made of question marks.💼 His high-level connections the politicians, princes, CEOs, scientists, celebrities, and billionaires who always seemed to be in his orbit.📁 The trafficking operation how it was built, who helped run it, and the victims who fought for years to be heard.👑 Ghislaine Maxwell’s role her recruitment tactics, the trial, the guilty verdict, her prison transfer, and what she’s still hiding.🕳️ The death that broke the internet the cameras, the guards, the timeline, the official findings, and the conspiracy theories that refuse to die.📄 The sealed files and redactions the evidence the public still hasn’t seen, the names that are blacked out, and the investigations that quietly vanished.🧩 Is Epstein still alive? body double theories, intelligence connections, questionable documents, and why this case still doesn’t add up.This episode is part true crime exposé, part political scandal, part government mystery, and part “what the actual hell?”If you’ve ever wondered why nothing about the Epstein case makes sense… you’re not alone.And by the end of this episode?You’ll be asking even more questions.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and NightHawk Radio.🎵 Song of the Week: “Chelsea” by Arcade BeachDon’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing — but this might be something.
