Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/228760 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Public School Superhero Author: James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts Narrator: Joshua Boone Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 0 minutes Release date: March 16, 2015 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.75 of Total 4 Ratings of Narrator: 4 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Inner city middle school student Kenny Wright imagines himself as a superhero-but when he faces peer pressure and bullying, can he find his strength in real life? Kenny Wright is a kid with a secret identity. In his mind, he's Stainlezz Steel, super-powered defender of the weak. In reality, he's a chess club devotee known as a "Grandma's Boy," a label that makes him an easy target for bullies. Kenny wants to bring a little more Steel to the real world, but the question is: can he recognize the real strength and goodness inside himself? Or will peer pressure force him to make the worst choice of his life? Interspersed with fantastic illustrations and comic-book panels, this book aims to both entertain and to provoke dialogue about identity, belonging, and doing the right thing.

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/228745 to listen full audiobooks. Title: A Dragon's Guide to the Care and Feeding of Humans Series: #1 of A Dragon's Guide Author: Joanne Ryder, Laurence Yep Narrator: Susan Denaker Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 58 minutes Release date: March 10, 2015 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.38 of Total 8 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Fans of How to Train Your Dragon will love this whimsical tale, the first in a series, by a Newbery Honor winner, featuring charming illustrations and pet 'training tips' in each chapter. Crusty dragon Miss Drake has a new pet human, precocious Winnie. Oddly enough, Winnie seems to think Miss Drake is her pet—a ridiculous notion! Unknown to most of its inhabitants, the City by the Bay is home to many mysterious and fantastic creatures, hidden beneath the parks, among the clouds, and even in plain sight. And Winnie wants to draw every new creature she encounters: the good, the bad, and the ugly. But Winnie’s sketchbook is not what it seems. Somehow, her sketchlings have been set loose on the city streets! It will take Winnie and Miss Drake’s combined efforts to put an end to the mayhem . . . before it’s too late. This refreshing debut collaboration by Laurence Yep, a two-time Newbery Honor winner and a Laura Ingalls Wilder Award winner, and Joanne Ryder features illustrations by Mary GrandPré.      Praise for A Dragon's Guide to the Care and Feeding of Humans *“Warm humor, magical mishaps, and the main characters’ budding mutual respect and affection combine to give this opener for a planned series a special shine.” –Booklist, Starred   “Aternately comical, suspenseful and sometimes sweetly emotional.” –Kirkus Reviews   “With a black-and-white spot illustration opening most chapters, an engaging narrator, and a consistently fluid writing style, this title makes a fine dragon choice for readers.” –School Library Journal   “In this series launch, Yep and Ryder conjure up a world where dragons and humans interact, and the results are heartwarming and quite funny.” –Publishers Weekly   “A clever and amusing novel that imagines a magical world that nestles right up against our own and sometimes crosses over.” –The Bulleting of the Center for Children’s Books   Praise for A Dragon’s Guide to Making Your Human Smarter 'Yep and Ryder keep the magic coming with their whimsical fantasy, enhanced by Grandpré's sweet drawings. The story positively vibrates with fun.' —Kirkus Reviews ' Lighthearted episodes of unusual school lessons and field trips, illustrated by GrandPré’s winsome spot art, are grounded by Miss Drake’s more serious encounters with the goons...a gratifying development as this buoyant, fantastical series continues.'—The Horn Book Review

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/228743 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Ms. Rapscott's Girls Series: #1 of Ms. Rapscott's Girls Author: Elise Primavera Narrator: Katherine Kellgren Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 40 minutes Release date: March 10, 2015 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.5 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Fans of Mary Poppins will love this whimsical tale of a boarding school for children of very busy parents, where an extraordinary headmistress teaches them life lessons about courage, adventure, friendship . . . and the importance of birthday cake. Nestled inside a lighthouse, Great Rapscott School for the Daughters of Busy Parents takes its motto from Amelia Earhart: Adventure is worthwhile in itself. Headmistress Ms. Rapscott couldn’t agree more, but her students, who are shipped to the school in boxes, could use a little convincing. Still, despite their initial reluctance, the students are soon soaring through the sky and getting lost on purpose. In addition to learning what birthday cakes are and how best to approach a bumbershoot tree, the students also manage to learn a little something about strength and bravery. Bestselling author Elise Primavera has created an irresistible story about finding your way.

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/228942 to listen full audiobooks. Title: My Weirdest School #1: Mr. Cooper Is Super! Author: Dan Gutman Narrator: Andy Paris Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 1 minute Release date: February 24, 2015 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.33 of Total 3 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: With more than 30 million books sold, My Weird School really gets kids reading!  In the very first book in the laugh-out-loud My Weirdest School series, A.J.'s third-grade teacher at Ella Mentry School, Mr. Granite, is retiring after a million hundred years. It turns out the new teacher, Mr. Cooper, is even weirder than Mr. Granite! One day he's Rat Man and he teaches about rodents. The next day he's Lava Man and he teaches about volcanoes. But what happens when the school is threatened by a supervillain and a real superhero is needed? Will Mr. Cooper protect the school from evil, or just embarrass it to death? Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don’t miss any of the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang—from Weird, to Weirder, to Weirder-est!

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/226477 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Finding the Worm (Twerp Sequel) Series: #2 of Twerp Series Author: Mark Goldblatt Narrator: Everette Plen Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 7 hours 1 minute Release date: February 10, 2015 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: The New York Post praised Twerp as “reminiscent of The Perks of Being a Wallflower.” Finding the Worm is a sequel that stands on its own--an unforgettable coming-of-age story about life, loss, and friendship. Perfect for fans of The Sandlot and readers who love books by Jennifer L. Holm, Andrew Clements, and Rebecca Stead.   It’s not a test unless you can fail. . . .   Trouble always seems to find thirteen-year-old Julian Twerski. First it was a bullying incident, and now he’s been accused of vandalizing a painting. The principal doesn’t want to suspend him again, so instead, he asks Julian to write a 200-word essay on good citizenship. Julian writes 200 no’s instead, and so begins an epic struggle between Julian and his principal.   Being falsely accused is bad enough, but outside of school, Julian’s dealing with even bigger issues. His friend Quentin has been really sick. How can life be fair when the nicest guy in your group has cancer? Julian’s faith and friendships are put to the test . . . and the stakes have never been higher. Praise for Twerp:   A Bank Street Best Book of the Year   A Junior Library Guild Selection   A Summer Top Ten Kids’ Indie Next List Pick   “Reminiscent of The Perks of Being a Wallflower. . . . You don’t have to be a twerp to read this book.” —New York Post   “A vivid, absorbing story about one boy’s misadventure, heartache, and hope for himself.” —Rebecca Stead, Newbery Medal–winning author of When You Reach Me   “[Fans of] Jeff Kinney’s Diary of a Wimpy Kid who have matured beyond the scope and gravity of that series will find a kindred spirit in Julian.” —School Library Journal   “Reminiscent of movies like The Sandlot. . . . Well-written and funny.” —The Advocate   “Alternately poignant and comical. . . . A thought-provoking exploration of bullying, personal integrity and self-acceptance.” —Kirkus Reviews   “Funny, poignant, and an effective commentary on bullying and its consequences.” —The Horn Book Magazine

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/226415 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Smek for President! Author: Adam Rex Narrator: Bahni Turpin Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 6 hours 0 minutes Release date: February 10, 2015 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: In this much anticipated sequel to The True Meaning of Smekday, Tip and J.Lo are back for another hilarious intergalactic adventure. And this time (and last time, and maybe next time), they want to make things right with the Boov. After Tip and J.Lo banished the Gorg from Earth in a scheme involving the cloning of many, many cats, the pair is notorious-but not for their heroics. Instead, human Dan Landry has taken credit for conquering the Gorg, and the Boov blame J.Lo for ruining their colonization of the planet. Determined to clear his name, J.Lo and Tip pack into Slushious, a Chevy that J.Lo has engineered into a fairly operational spaceship, and head to New Boovworld, the aliens' new home on one of Saturn's moons. But their welcome isn't quite as warm as Tip and J.Lo would have liked. J.Lo is dubbed Public Enemy Number One, and Captain Smek knows that capturing the alien is the only way he'll stand a chance in the Boovs' first-ever presidential election. With the help of a friendly flying billboard named Bill, a journey through various garbage chutes, a bit of time travel, and a slew of hilarious Boovish accents, Tip and J.Lo must fight to set the record straight-and return home in once piece. Includes a PDF of the Author's Illustrations!

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/226356 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Dragons at Crumbling Castle: And Other Tales Author: Terry Pratchett Narrator: Julian Rhind-Tutt Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 9 minutes Release date: February 3, 2015 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.5 of Total 4 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: A wonderful collection of short stories by master storyteller Sir Terry Pratchett, featuring dragons, dinosaurs, cavemen and car races!      Dragons have invaded Crumbling Castle, and all of King Arthur's knights are either on holiday or visiting their grannies. It's a disaster!      Luckily, there's a spare suit of armour and a very small boy called Ralph who's willing to fill it. Together with Fortnight the Friday knight and Fossfiddle the wizard, Ralph sets out to defeat the fearsome fire-breathers.      But there's a teeny weeny surprise in store...      Fourteen fantastically funny stories from master storyteller Sir Terry Pratchett, full of time travel and tortoises, monsters and mayhem! Story List: CD 1: Dragons at Crumbling Castle, The Great Speck, Hunt the Snorry, Tales of the Carpet People (beginning) CD 2: Tales of the Carpet People (concluded), Hercules the Tortoise, Dok the Caveman, The Big Race CD 3: Another Tale of the Carpet People, The Great Egg--‐dancing Championship, Edwo the Boring Knight CD 4: The 59A Bus Goes Back in Time, The Abominable Snowman, The Blackbury Monster, Father Christmas Goes to Work at the Zoo

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/228261 to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Genius Files #5: License to Thrill Series: #5 of Genius Files Author: Dan Gutman Narrator: Michael Goldstrom Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 5 hours 1 minute Release date: January 27, 2015 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 3 Ratings of Narrator: 4.33 of Total 3 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: The most exciting road trip in history has reached its final destination! In this fifth book in the thrilling, New York Times bestselling adventure series, Coke and Pepsi McDonald make it back home to the West Coast—but they’re far from home free! When we last left our heroes, Coke and Pepsi McDonald were in Roswell, New Mexico, and they had just seen a strange beam of light. Now their cross-country road trip is about to take a detour that's out of this world—literally! Once the twins get their feet back on the ground, they embark on the final leg of their trip, which will take them from the Hoover Dam all the way to the Golden Gate Bridge. Chased by nefarious villains, the twins will be trapped with a venomous snake, pushed through a deadly turbine, and thrown into a volcano. And craziest of all, their parents might finally believe them! With Dan Gutman’s laugh-out-loud humor and featuring photos and weird-but-true American tourist destinations like the Alien Fresh Jerky Stand, The Genius Files is a one-of-a-kind mix of geography and fun.

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/225992 to listen full audiobooks. Title: I Totally Funniest: A Middle School Story Series: #3 of I Funny Author: Chris Grabenstein, James Patterson Narrator: Frankie Seratch Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 30 minutes Release date: January 26, 2015 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.83 of Total 6 Ratings of Narrator: 3.67 of Total 3 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: In the third episode of James Patterson's bestselling series, Jamie Grimm is one step closer to becoming the best kid comic in the world, but now he's facing his biggest challenge yet. Jamie Grimm is back and better than ever. After scoring big on national TV in the semifinals contest, everyone back home is jumping on the Jamie Grimm bandwagon, and all the attention might be going to his head. Not only are his friendships starting to suffer, but the pressure of coming up with his best material ever for the ultimate standup act to snag the final win in Hollywood is pushing Jamie to the brink. Suddenly, life isn't looking very funny anymore. Can Jamie take the grand prize without pushing away his fans, friends and family?

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/226463 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Pete the Cat: Cavecat Pete Author: James Dean Narrator: Lewis Grosso Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 5 minutes Release date: January 20, 2015 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.33 of Total 3 Ratings of Narrator: 3 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Meet Cavecat Pete in New York Times bestselling artist James Dean's prehistoric Pete the Cat adventure! Pete lives happily among the dinosaurs. He's friends with everyone. But when Pete organizes a picnic with all his friends and some herbivores and carnivores can't seem to get along, it's up to Cavecat Pete to show them that they can all have fun together. Fans of Pete the Cat will enjoy going back in time with Pete.

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/226064 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Miss Suki Is Kooky! Series: #17 of My Weird School Author: Dan Gutman Narrator: Jared Goldsmith Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 58 minutes Release date: January 16, 2015 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Something weird is going on! Miss Suki is a famous children's book author-and she's coming to A.J.'s school! She lives in the rainforest and writes about endangered animals. But when her pet raptor gets loose in the classroom, it's the kids who are going to be endangered! Yikes!

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/226058 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles! Series: #19 of My Weird School Author: Dan Gutman Narrator: Jared Goldsmith Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 54 minutes Release date: January 16, 2015 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 1 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Forget Thanksgiving. The biggest turkey of all is running around Ella Mentry School--Dr. Carbles, the president of the school board. He is grumpier than ever and wants to fire Mr. Klutz. Will A.J. and his friends be able to save their principals job?

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/226067 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers! Series: #18 of My Weird School Author: Dan Gutman Narrator: Jared Goldsmith Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 56 minutes Release date: January 16, 2015 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Something weird is going on! Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet! She buys foam cheeseheads off eBay! She even puts a Webcam on a turtle! Is she trying to take over the planet?

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/226072 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Tiptop Cat Author: Roger Mader Narrator: Lizan Mitchell Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 2 minutes Release date: January 16, 2015 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: A curious cat plus a big fall leads to squashed confidence. How this cat bounces back will encourage readers everywhere to try, try again. Eye-catching art and crisp graphic paneling invite even the youngest of children to get back on their feet to explore the city alongside TipTop Cat.

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/226066 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Mr. Putter & Tabby Turn the Page Series: #23 of Mr. Putter and Tabby Author: Cynthia Rylant Narrator: John McDonough Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 12 minutes Release date: January 16, 2015 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Mr. Putter and his fine cat, Tabby, love reading their favorite books over and over. So when Mr. Putter sees a sign at the library that says 'Read Aloud with Your Pet at Story Time,' he signs up! But then Mr. Putter's friend and neighbor, Mrs. Teaberry, wants to join. If Mrs. Teaberry reads aloud at the library with her good dog, Zeke, who knows what will happen? With Zeke up to his usual tricks, story time might get too exciting!

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/226068 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up! Series: #21 of My Weird School Author: Dan Gutman Narrator: Jared Goldsmith Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 55 minutes Release date: January 16, 2015 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: A.J. thinks that nothing can possibly be as boring as a sleepover in the natural history museum. However, anything can happen when Ms. Krup is in charge. She says the dinosaur skeletons come to life in the middle of the night. Is she right?

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/226061 to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Grudge Keeper Author: Mara Rockliff Narrator: John McDonough Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 12 minutes Release date: January 16, 2015 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: No one in the town of Bonnyripple ever kept a grudge. No one, that is, except old Cornelius, the Grudge Keeper. Ruffled feathers, petty snits, minor tiffs and major huffs, insults, umbrage, squabbles, dust-ups, and imbroglios-the Grudge Keeper received them all, large and small, tucking each one carefully away in his ramshackle cottage. When a fierce wind blows through Bonnyripple, the residents are forced to rescue Cornelius and deal with their various disputes

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/226065 to listen full audiobooks. Title: Mr. Louie Is Screwy! Series: #20 of My Weird School Author: Dan Gutman Narrator: Jared Goldsmith Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 59 minutes Release date: January 16, 2015 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 2 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Valentines Day is just around the corner, and Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, wants everyone to fall in love. So he puts a secret love potion in the water fountain. Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea?

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/224325 to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Case of the Missing Moonstone Series: #1 of Wollstonecraft Detective Agency Author: Jordan Stratford Narrator: Nicola Barber Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 34 minutes Release date: January 6, 2015 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.75 of Total 4 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Eleven-year-old math prodigy Ada Lovelace, daughter of the famous and infamous poet Lord Byron, is a genius. Isolated, awkward and socially inept—but a genius. Mary Godwin, age 14, daughter of radical philosopher William Godwin and feminist writer Mary Wollstonecraft, is a romantic. It has been arranged for Mary and Ada to be tutored by the young man who calls himself Percy B. Snagsby, a nervous fellow who may or may not be a spy. Every day, Mary rides to the Byron estate in a carriage accompanied by Charles, a stowaway boy she is supposed to pretend isn't really there and who all the while keeps his nose in a book. As the two girls become fast friends, their irrepressible curiosity leads to the formation of the secretive Wollstonecraft Detective Agency. Their first case involves a stolen pendant, a false confession, and an array of fishy suspects—but these are no match for the deductive powers and bold hearts of Ada and Mary. Playful historical references and witticisms abound in this comic romp featuring Newgate Prison, a renegade hot-air balloon ride across the rooftops of London, and word-play worthy of the literary characters who inhabit the story. The Case of the Missing Moonstone is funny and fanciful middle-grade fiction that is guaranteed to delight readers of all ages.

Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/225755 to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Left Behinds: The iPhone that Saved George Washington Series: #1 of The Left Behinds Author: David Potter Narrator: Kirby Heyborne Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 8 hours 15 minutes Release date: January 6, 2015 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Percy Jackson fans will embrace this humorous time travel adventure, the first in a series, about an iPhone malfunction that sends three kids back to 1776 in time to rescue George Washington. On Christmas Day, Mel finds General George Washington lying dead as a doornail in a stable. But Mel knows that George Washington must cross the Delaware River, or the course of American history will be changed forever. Could Mel’s iPhone have sent him back in time to 1776? And can Mel and his schoolmates, know-it-all Bev and laid-back Brandon, come to the rescue? Perhaps, with a little help from two colonial kids and Benjamin Franklin himself. Debut novelist David Potter cleverly combines time travel, humor, and American history in this fast-paced adventure. For American Revolution enthusiasts, there's information about historical reenactments, additional reading, and websites. Praise for THE LEFT BEHINDS: THE IPHONE THAT SAVED GEORGE WASHINGTON “Sequel, anyone? Let’s hope so, because the concept of bringing an iPhone into the past is just too cool to stop at one episode… This is Magic Tree House all grown up, and kids who once loved that time travel conceit will be delighted all over again.” –The Bulletin of the Center for Children’s Books   “A skillful blend of humor, history, mystery, and adventure makes for a fun, fast-paced tale that will leave readers a little wiser.” –School Library Journal   “History and humor collide.” –Booklist   “A new twist on time travel.” –Kirkus Reviews