First episode description that isn’t cockney coded. Thank you to everyone who supported our show and the Revs this season. We had an absolute blast and can’t wait to bring you even more next year. GO REVS!!
P.S. In this one, we break down MLS Cup and look ahead to the Revs’ 2026 campaign. Enjoy!
They’ve gone and flipped the whole bleedin’ calendar, ain’t they? The Dry Powder lads are back again, gathering round to gab about the breakin’ news!
We’ve gone an’ hired ourselves a new gaffer, ain’t we! The lads are all round the mics havin’ a proper chinwag about it!
Right, listen up... we bleedin’ recorded this before the coach news, didn’t we? Typical. Ah well, here’s a little playoff rundown for now, and we’ll gab about the new Revs gaffer next week. Lovely jubbly. Enjoy, yeah?
We ain't in the bleedin’ playoffs, are we? Guess we gotta chinwag about the other lot then, innit? Even so... Blimey, it’s good to be back!!
Dor might actually be a proper bleeding diamond in the rough, eh? Time fer all the early chinwag reactions, an’ don’t forget keepin’ a bit o’ dry powder in the back pocket!
Oi oi, tha lads are mathematically eliminated, innit? That means school’s out early and it's time for report cards. Honest, the Krafts oughta hire us to run the bleedin’ team (don't worry, we’d split the wages three ways)
OI OI! EMERGENCY EPISODE! CALEB PORTER’S BEEN GIVEN THE BOOT! THE LADS ‘AV A CHAT ABOUT IT!
Lost again, playoffs are proper dead now. And the pod’s a mess—one man down, can’t be arsed to edit all this. Just grim all ‘round, innit?
Shambles out there, innit? Proper gutted, we are. Battled our bollocks off at home, gave it everything, but still came up short. And now the season’s done—no playoffs, no glory, just another year of fackin' what-ifs.
We don’t much bother wiv them press conferences, but we do luv a win on the road, we do. Is a bit of hope back on the bleedin’ menu, lads?
Nuvver week, ’nuvver loss on home turf. Might be our daftest episode yet, this one. Stick round till the end if ya fancy hearin’ the lads belt out some cheeky original tunes. This mailbag was well off the bleedin’ chain, it was.
Blimey! The lads finally drag their mugs down to Gillette, and the Revs nab their first bleedin’ win since bloody May! Coincidence? Nah, mate, that’s fate! The boys report back from their game day soakin’ in the sweet, glorious ecstasy of nickin’ three points on home turf!
We’re chattin’ bout Vermont Green takin’ the whole bleedin’ league and country by storm, plus a bunch of other juicy revs bits and bobs. Come have a proper laugh, won’t ya?
Well, our playoff hopes might be down the drain, but we’ve still got each other... and this bleedin’ podcast. Up the Green, innit!
We’ll get through this together, we will... even if the revs playoff chances are lookin’ a bit bleedin’ dodgy, innit. Porter out?
The lads watched this one together, they did, out in the middle of nowhere deep in the woods of rural Maine. Shame no one managed to stick it in the net, but we still had a proper laugh. This one was recorded right proper live straight after the match.
The Revs keep spillin’ points all over the shop, so we take anuvver deep dive into Pizza Hut’s footie connections
The lads are PISSED, demanding the triumphant return of Pizza Hut’s sacred pizza-calzone hybrid, The P’Zone! And if that weren’t enough, they’re havin’ a proper moan about the Revs nickin’ just one measly point from their last three showings at home. Things are lookin' bleak. But fear not… THE DRY POWDER LADS ARE SO BACK.
blimey… that one smarts, it does. The unbeaten run’s gone up the apples and pears, and the lads sit round chinwagging about it... Dry Powder style