Having finally muted that king, Team Regicide turns their attention to the elven king. Dimitri makes a long-distance phone call. Salima’s fleet was fleeting. Elahimm stakes his claim. Solkinn Rai wants to buy a hat. Music included “Kabbalistic Village,” “Genesis,” “Long Way to Go,” and “Pirates Out For Blood” by Miguel Johnson, “Growing Shadows” by myuu, “Mountain Village” by Alex Chorny, and “A Chant in the Wind” by Tristan Lohengrin. All music is used under the creative commons license.

Team Regicide is reunited, but not in the way they hoped. Dimitri makes a choice. Salima spends some time outside herself. Elahimm picks someone’s nose. Solkinn Rai is good at guilt trips. Music included “The Battle of 3302,” “The Battle of 3303,” “The Mothership Attacks,” and “Genesis” by Miguel Johnson, “Star of the County Down” by Martin Britz, a Halloween 80’s mix by Aries Beats, and “The Devil’s Cell” by Darren Curtis. All music is used under the Creative Commons license.

Don’t split the party! Oh God, they’re wearing earbuds, they can’t hear us. They’re splitting the party. Dimitri throws up the horns. Salima squares off against her babydaddy ex. Elahimm is an elven cape. Solkinn Rai is firm and immaleable.

Team Regicide nears the endgame. Dimitri gets a makeover. Salima goes the rodeo and wins. Elahimm bends reality. Solkinn Rai goes to the rodeo and loses. All music used under the Creative Commons license. A techno mix by DJ Delite “Abyss” by myu, “The Battle of 3033” by Miguel Johnson “The Devil’s Cell” by Darren Curtis

Team Regicide continues through the garden maze. Dimitri doesn’t stick the dismount. Salima has an unwanted passenger. Elahimm is gonna die looking good, dammit. Solkinn Rai unleashes a breakdance attack on some basic bitches. All music used under the Creative Commons license: “Blackout” and “Abyss” by myuu “The Battle of 3033” by Miguel Johnson “The Devil’s Cell” by Darren Curtis

What’s a good D&D adventure without a labyrinth full of dangerous creatures? Dimitri decides to let his enemies fight each other. Salima takes a trip into the mind palace of a Mimic. Elahimm examines the local foliage. Solkinn Rai rips apart an enemy verrry slooowly. Music includes: “Mnemosine” by L’horrible passion, “Abyss” by myuu, and “The Battle of 3033” by Miguel Johnson. All music is used under the Creative Commons license. #dahpodcast

Team Regicide makes a new friend, who only wants to murder one of the party. Dimitri sports some new spectral jewelry. Salima multiplies. Elahimm becomes Salima. Solkinn Rai walks the walk of a mindless robot.

Team Regicide continues their adventure on the floating isle of Sarawar. Dimitri is disturbed by all the throbbing. Salima ain’t got time to search for traps. Elahimm sleeps some bitches. Solkinn Rai replaces his twinkle-toes with twinkle-fingers. Music includes: “Growing Shadows” by Myuu “Good Day to Die” by Miguel Johnson “Mnemosine” by L’Horrible Passion

Team Regicide sets off to a floating isle in the sky which is genuinely not inspired by Miyazaki in the least. Dimitri tries to shoot some cannonballs out of the sky. Salima has suffered some brain trauma. Elahimm gives everyone a lift. Solkinn Rai transforms in more ways than one.

Mutiny time! The party deals with a pirate uprising, then goes recruiting to replace the pirates that they just killed. Dimitri uses some charisma he’s never employed before. Salima cuts some throats. Elahimm presses the palms. Solkinn Rai frenzies a bit. Music includes: "Battle of 3033" by Miguel Johnson "Pirates Out For Blood" by Miguel Johnson "Soul's Departure" by Darren Curtis "Mountain Village" by Alex Chorny "Somewhere on the Dance Floor" by Harry Blotter

Our party reaches the frozen tundra of Half-Orcs, where they quickly become embroiled in pirate politics. Dimitri offers his expert opinion. Salima visits her dumplins. Elahimm just loves family reunions. Solkinn Rai is intimidated by a gnome about one-fourth his size. Music: "Soul's Departure" by Darren Curtis "Mountain Village" by Alex Chorny "Bach Counterfugue" by Seeminglee "Psalms" by Miguel Johnson "Harpsichord, anyone?" by jameslthrp "Growing Horror" by myuu "Flight of the BumbleBee, surf n turf, walk don't run, pipeline" by RiffMusicPony All music used under the Creative Commons license

The battle continues as the party flees a ship made out of Terminators. Thario does some praying and immediately regrets it. Dimitri gets a boner and doesn’t know why. Hyzea remembers something important. Elahimm pulls a Leroy and not in a dirty way. Music in this episode: "Genesis" and "Battle of 3033" by Miguel Johnson "Gunslinger" by Eyes Closed Audio "Growing Horror" by myuu

Just when you thought pirates weren’t bad enough…the party encounters a far more powerful enemy and must team up with their captors to survive! Thario dabbles in rhythm gymnastics. Dimitri gets a good night’s sleep despite his best intentions. Hyzea meets the Borg. Elahimm recalls their time in the Big House. Music featured in this episode included “Attack on the Colonies” and several other tracks by Miguel Johnson, “Unknown World” by Peritune Material, “Soul’s Departure” by Darren Curtis, and “A Chant in the Wind” by Tristan Lohengrin. All music is used under the Creative Commons license.

The party parties with pirates while pursuing the purloined prince. Thario knows when to hold ‘em and when to fold ‘em. Dimitri investigates a cat. Hyzea slurps some ham. Elahimm wipes up drool. Music in this episode include: "Star of the County Down" by Martin_Britz "Down Four Days" by Michael Maiorana "Hatchet D" by AbbyFiddler "Lost and Found 2" by Bradley Garone "Genesis" by Miguel Johnson "peakfiddler" by Dick Turpin

Yar, mateys, here be pirate adventures. The party is forcibly recruited by the crew of the Red Dawn. Thario writes a letter about leaves. Dimitri has fun with an evil twin. Hyzea will not be making any charisma checks. Elahimm trains in sweet flips. All music used under the Creative Commons license "Star of the County Down" by Martin Britz "Genesis" by Miguel Johnson "peakfiddler" by Dick Turpin "Soul's Departure" by Darren-Curtis "Ukelele Do 7" by gibranst "Hatchet D" by AbbyFiddler "Down Four Days" by Michael Maiorana

Back at sea and on the trail of pirate kidnappers, the party gets a big surprise. Thario makes a terrifying new friend. Dimitri has an emotional breakdown. Hyzea called it. Elahimm just wants to make out with Leroy Jenkins. Music used this episode: "Pirates Out for Blood" - aka the Deadeye theme, by Miguel Johnson "Attack on the Colonies" - also by Miguel Johnson via HookSounds.com "Battle of 3303" - also also by Miguel Johnson "Time and Space" - also also also by Miguel Johnson (seriously, go listen to Miguel Johnson's stuff on SoundCloud, it's amazing) "Peakfiddler" - by Dick Turbin "When the Cat's Away" - by MacPavisho All music used through the Creative Commons licensing.

Player four has entered the game! The rest of the party immediately tries to kill them. Thario's got a trustworthy look about him. Dimitri isn't getting paid enough for this shit. Hyzea plays around with corpses. Elahimm has many faces. "Battle of 3033" - Miguel Johnson "Pirates Out For Blood" - Miguel Johnson "Genesis" - Miguel Johnson All music used through the Creative Commons license.

Investigating caves is dangerous business. Thario turns down free healing. Dimitri makes another clutch save. Hyzea almost gets killed by figgy pudding. Music includes "Investigating the Rift," "The Battle of 3033," and "The Smuggler," all by the amazing composer Miguel Johnson. Tracks used through the Creative Commons license.

Their arrival in Sol does not go as planned, and the gang has to fight a pack of Reservoir halflings. Thario undergoes a disturbing transformation. Dimitri charms a bird. Hyzea can't work under these conditions. All music by Miguel Johnson under the Creative Commons license. Listen to Miguel Johnson's work here: https://soundcloud.com/migueljohnsonmjmusic

The party sets out to journey from Medouj to Sol in search of the crown prince. Thario makes friends with the children. Dimitri does not. Hyzea wonders if the unicorn has hamster nipples. All music used through Creative Commons license. "The Smuggler" - Miguel Johnson "Battle of 3303" - Miguel Johnson "Dick Turpin" - PeakFiddler "The Witches Lair" - Darren Curtis