Patreon Release Date: Jun 3rd 2024
Take a set Tarnished. Today, Alexander and Sir Gideon convene to discuss the wide world of incantations in the Lands Between.
These spells cover many attacks, buffs, debuffs, and enhancements. If you want to shoot frosty dragon breath or shoot a frickin laser beam out of your eye, this is the episode for you!
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Patreon Release Date: Jan 14th 2024
Our journey through the Lands Between continues as we tackle the Lakes of Liurnia!
We tackle the artificial Albinaurics, the crunchy Crystallians, and the hellspawn that are Crayfish. Seriously, we hate crayfish.
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Patreon Release Date: May 5th 2024
Welcome back to the Roundtable Hold Tarnished. This fine morning in the Lands Between, Alexander and Gideon continue their discussion of the joys of Spirit Ashes and the vile horrors of puppets.
Our discussion leads us through the Special Spirit Ashes and the Legendary Spirit Ashes. We talk squad goals, elden drip, and using spirit ashes for hype purposes.
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Patreon Release Date: Dec 23rd 2023
Our journey through the Bestiary of The Lands Between continues! In this episode Alexander and Gideon discuss the creatures found in both the Weeping Peninsula and Caelid, and we must admit this might have the most heavy metal enemies in the game.
We talk about the Disciples of Rot, the Vulgar Militia, Putrid Corpses, and Flame Chariots. Caelid has a strange beauty, but these enemies are both vile and horrifying!
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Patreon Release Date: Sept 28th 2025
How fares the night friend? and what the heck is it? Why is there a goat demon asking me strange questions and who is this talking doll?
Have no fear Nightfarers, today all questions will be answered, or at least considered! Today, we discuss the lore of Elden Ring: Nightreign.
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Patreon Release Date: Apr 6, 2025
In episode 1 of another multi-part series, we are tackling all of the weapons of the Lands Between. We begin with an overview of how weapons work and then we rank and discuss all of the weapons by type.
In Part 1 we cover:
Daggers
Straight Swords
Light Greatswords
Greatswords
Colossal Swords
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So you want to take on the Nightlords. Easier said than done Nightfarer. You might want to have a listen to this here guide.
This episode goes through each Nightlord one at a time to discuss preparation, strategy, movesets, and how not to piss yourself when your two teammates go down and its you against an angry centaur knight or the meanest ice dragon this side of the Siofra River.
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Miquella's journey is complete. He has ascended to the top of Enir-Ilim and is ready to resurrect his brother and wed him in holy matrimony.
The Tarnished have a difficult path heading up fighting many horny warriors and some old friends. We say goodby to Ansbach and Freyja. We mourn Moore.
How many times do we have to tell this old Redmane to sit down? Radahn is back and will not let up. Let's talk a little cheese before we put these puppies to bed!
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You have selected your Nightfarer and now you are ready to be dropped into Limveld. Now what do you do?
Here is your guide for the moment to moment progression of a couple days in Limveld. What should be priority and what should be avoided!
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Time for an episode of Rauh Dogs! Ansbach and Freja take a stroll through the past as we tackles the completely confusing Rauh Ruins. Who made them? Some old civilization. What is Devonia looking at? We may never know!
We do take some time to go to church today as well as we attend the Church of the Bud. Romina is rotten and its time to nip it in the bud.
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Gather around Nightfarers! Today, we will learn each others names. Who is your Daddy and what does he do?
Brad is again joined by AE to discuss the various Nightfarers and their strengths and weaknesses!
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Patreon Release Date: 01/05/2025
Everyone has that one friend who says some weird stuff. Ymir is one of these dudes. You have a couple cool conversations with him, and then he starts talking about the sound of your essence and young buy buried outside.
Today, we journey to the Cathedral of Manus Metyr and finally meet the Mother of All Fingers herself. Join as we discuss eating mushrooms and smoking the Dryleaf Dane.
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Greetings Nightfarers! Welcome to another version of the Roundtable Hold. Here we will be discussing the bizarre new game that is Elden Ring Nightreign.
A new host, AE Marling aka The Executor will be joining us to explain the various intricacies of the game.
In this episode, we do a general introduction and map overview of the game.
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Ansbach and Freyja have a long overdue visit to church. Our Elden Dogs are tackling the Scaduview region today which covers the Church District and the areas behind the Shadow Keep.
We beat up on a man without legs, we pick some flowers, and finally head back home.
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Some subjects need to be buried. Midra pursued the knowledge of the Frenzied Flame, and there was no turning back. The Hornsent attempted to silence the flame and bury the woods where it could never be found.
I am a Tarnished who doesn't care about any of that, but you scared my horsey. You must pay with your life.
The Packers vs. the Bears, Stone Cold vs. the Rock, and Brad vs. Sobriety. These are some of the greatest matchups of all time, but none can compare with Bayle vs. Placidusax.
Today, the Elden Dogs pack our climbing gear and head for the Jagged Peak. We learn of all the different types of Sax and discuss Godwyn's ability to get in everywhere.
Igon is the perfect example of peak anger. Dude crawls up a mountain and rips his finger off for the opportunity to throw harpoons. Truly, none of us are worthy.
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How much is an eighth of sleep going for these day? Is velvet uncomfortable? Does Leonard wear horse shoes?
Join Ansbach and Freyja as we go down the Ellac River to the beautiful shores of the Cerulean coast. Here, we will meet maybe the most sensible of the demi-gods, St. Trina. I'm getting sleep already...
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The network test for Elden Ring: Nightreign has come and gone! While it was a brief weekend, it left a big impression on both of your Tarnished hosts.
Join us for a discussion on our initial and unplanned thoughts of the game.
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Today, we find ourselves on Messmer's front doorstep. It turns out the Beware: Golden Hippo sign was warranted. That's right, Ansbach and Freyja are ascending the Shadow Keep (or possibly descending).
We discuss the Fire Knights, Jar hospitals, and just how much we love Messmer.
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You must venture out into the wild on your own. We can't guarantee your return, but we can promise you, there will be big fucking bears.
That's right! We are facing another big cuddly bear at the Rauh Base. We also discuss the legendary local hero Ornis, the ability to redefine yourself like Sting. We bare it all!
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