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Everything's Perfect
Everything's Perfect
38 episodes
1 week ago
Welcome to Everything’s Perfect, the podcast that proves life doesn’t need to be flawless to be full. Hosted by best friends Autumn Calabrese and Donald Stamper, this show explores the real stuff—personal growth, wellness, style, culture, and the journey of figuring it all out along the way.

Each week, Autumn and Donald open up about their own experiences, from career wins to personal setbacks and everything in between. They dive into hot takes on trending topics, real talk about mental and physical health, and plenty of laughs. It’s unfiltered, unexpected, and totally human.

If you’re into real conversations, good energy, and embracing the messy middle, you’re in the right place. Follow along and join the ride—because everything’s perfect... kind of
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Welcome to Everything’s Perfect, the podcast that proves life doesn’t need to be flawless to be full. Hosted by best friends Autumn Calabrese and Donald Stamper, this show explores the real stuff—personal growth, wellness, style, culture, and the journey of figuring it all out along the way.

Each week, Autumn and Donald open up about their own experiences, from career wins to personal setbacks and everything in between. They dive into hot takes on trending topics, real talk about mental and physical health, and plenty of laughs. It’s unfiltered, unexpected, and totally human.

If you’re into real conversations, good energy, and embracing the messy middle, you’re in the right place. Follow along and join the ride—because everything’s perfect... kind of
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Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect…Except It’s the Holiday Special! 🎄
Episode Description
In this Holiday Special, Autumn and Donald unpack everything that makes Christmas both magical and exhausting. From childhood traditions and nostalgia to adult expectations, family dynamics, gift guilt, and holiday burnout, this episode is funny, honest, and deeply relatable. They reflect on how Christmas feels different as adults, the pressure to show up emotionally and financially, and how “doing Christmas right” can quietly steal the joy. The conversation covers navigating tricky family interactions, setting boundaries during the holidays, managing comparison and guilt, and giving yourself permission to celebrate in a way that actually feels good to you. With humor, vulnerability, and perspective, this episode is a reminder that Christmas doesn’t have to be perfect — sometimes just making it through the season is the win.

Episode Highlights
• Childhood Christmas memories vs. adult realities
• Holiday expectations, pressure, and comparison
• Gift-giving stress and financial guilt
• Family dynamics and emotional triggers
• Setting boundaries during the holidays
• Burnout, exhaustion, and emotional overload
• Redefining what Christmas means now
• Giving yourself grace during the season

MERCH 
Holiday-ready Everything’s Perfect merch is available now! Perfect for gifting or treating yourself.
👉 everythingsperfect.com

JOIN THE CONVERSATION
How do you really feel about Christmas? Joy, stress, or both?
What holiday tradition do you secretly dread… or love?
📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com
📸 @everythingsperfectofficial
Your message may be shared in a future episode.

TIMESTAMPS 
00:00 — Holiday intro & setting the tone
04:30 — Childhood Christmas vs. adult reality
09:00 — Expectations, pressure & “doing Christmas right”
13:45 — Gift stress & financial guilt
18:30 — Family dynamics & emotional triggers
23:00 — Navigating uncomfortable conversations
27:40 — Letting go of perfection & comparison
32:10 — Holiday boundaries
36:30 — Burnout & emotional overload
41:20 — Redefining Christmas
45:10 — Grace during the holidays
49:30 — Gratitude, reflection & slowing down
54:30 — Final thoughts & holiday wishes
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1 week ago
58 minutes

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect…Except Setting Boundaries Is Hard
Episode Description:
In this warm, hilarious, and deeply relatable episode, Autumn and Donald unpack the universal struggle of setting boundaries, especially during the holidays. From chaotic travel to freezing Ohio gatherings, food pressure, family questions, and unsolicited advice, they dive into what makes boundaries so necessary — and so hard. They explore how to say “no” without guilt, how to redirect uncomfortable questions, how to protect emotional energy, and why boundaries actually improve relationships instead of damaging them. Mixed with humor and personal stories, this episode brings comfort, clarity, and a whole lot of laughter.

Episode Highlights:
• Holiday food pressure & body comments
• Family overstepping, dating questions, relationship expectations
• Saying “no” without defending yourself
• Redirecting conversations politely
• Handling criticism & unsolicited advice
• Respecting others’ boundaries
• Why boundaries are essential for emotional health
• Winter motivation, High Rocks training & Hustle Hard program updates

🔥 GET THE HUSTLE HARD PROGRAM
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MERCH:
Limited Restock + New Seasonal Items
Shop Hoodies, Crewnecks, Trucker Hats & Small Goods
👉 https://everythingsperfect.com

Join the Conversation:
What boundary is hardest for you — food, family, dating, or saying “no” without guilt?
Send your questions or stories:
📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com
📸 @everythingsperfectofficial

TIMESTAMPS: 
00:00 – Travel chaos & public encounters
05:00 – Thanksgiving recap & Ohio weather
09:00 – Parenting dynamics & emotional modeling
10:45 – Relationship questions & family pressure
14:00 – Food boundaries & holiday eating
17:00 – Fitness expectations in public
21:00 – Handling criticism with clarity
24:00 – Redirecting conversations
28:00 – Dating, privacy & cultural norms
33:00 – How to verbalize boundaries politely vs. firmly
36:00 – Parents overstepping
38:00 – High Rocks announcement & training
41:00 – Winter discipline & motivation
46:00 – Boundaries strengthen relationships
48:30 – Outro & listener callout
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2 weeks ago
49 minutes

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect…Except We Had No Subject
The unplanned episode that turned into an unexpected therapy session

Autumn and Donald sit down with zero plan and somehow end up unpacking jealousy, motherhood, emotional maturity, influencer boundaries, childhood wounds, comparison traps, and why people with 27-step “motivational routines” probably aren’t okay.

What starts as chaos becomes clarity...and a whole lot of laughter.

In this completely unscripted episode, Autumn and Donald hit record with “no subject” and immediately dive into some of their most honest, vulnerable, and unexpectedly hilarious conversations yet.

What unfolds is a raw exploration of:
  • jealousy and emotional triggers
  • motherhood and shifting identity
  • parenting through connection, not control
  • love languages in friendships and family
  • confidence without external validation
  • shrinking friend groups as emotional maturity grows
  • how not taking things personally becomes a superpower
Between breakthroughs, banter, and a few accidental therapy moments, this episode is a reminder that you don’t need a plan to get real — you just need honesty, humor, and someone willing to go there with you.

By the end, the “no subject” becomes the subject: Life gets deeper when you stop trying to control it.

💬 Highlights & Mentions
  • Jealousy as information, not identity
  • How motherhood redefines emotional bandwidth
  • Kids learning emotional regulation by watching us
  • Parenting through love languages
  • Donald’s “I don’t get jealous” explanation
  • Netflix show tease (no spoilers!)
  • Discipline vs. emotional presence
  • “Be around people who expand your life”
  • Winter slowdown energy
  • Teaching kids attention span in a digital world
  • Merch drop + seasonal restock

🛍 Everything’s Perfect MERCH Limited Restock + New Seasonal Items
✔ Hoodies
✔ Crewnecks
✔ Trucker Hats
✔ Stickers & Small Goods

👉 Shop now: everythingsperfect.com

Perfect for winter gifting and cozy chaos season.

💌 Join the Conversation
  • What do YOU do when you sit down with “no subject”?
  • Do you spiral into deep life philosophy too… or shut down completely?
Share your story with us:
📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com
📸 @everythingsperfectofficial
Your message might be featured in a future episode!

🎙 Timestamps
00:00 — “We have no subject today” chaos begins
02:50 — Jealousy, comparison & emotional triggers
06:30 — Mom identity shifts & emotional bandwidth
09:15 — Kids’ emotions vs. parents’ reactions
11:55 — Love languages in parenting
15:00 — Why Donald doesn’t get jealous
18:20 — Friendship & relationship jealousy dynamics
21:45 — Teaching through behavior, not correction
24:30 — Parenting regrets & emotional echoes
27:05 — Confidence vs. comparison in adulthood
30:25 — Time allocation: meaningful vs. obligatory connection
34:20 — Inner circle shrinking with emotional maturity
38:15 — Shifting needs across seasons of life
41:40 — Kids absorbing emotional patterns
44:10 — Winter slowdowns & personal resets
47:15 — Stepping into uncertainty & trusting discomfort
49:30 — Outro & listener engagement invitation
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3 weeks ago
50 minutes

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect…Except We Don’t Speak the Same Love Language
Why Loving People Is Beautiful… and Complicated

Autumn and Donald dive into the hilarious and heartfelt truth about how we give love, how we receive it, and why those two things often do not match. From childhood wounds to adult relationships, parenting, friendships, and emotional needs, this episode explores the messy, meaningful reality of feeling loved.

In this honest, warm, and genuinely hilarious deep dive, Autumn and Donald unpack the Five Love Languages — and how wildly different they can look from person to person. They share childhood stories, strict households, sensory-trigger food moments, and emotional reactions that shaped the way they show affection today. From the Vegas blackout dining disaster to the “hair in the pie” trauma, to airport meltdowns and surprising moments of kindness, this episode blends vulnerability with peak Everything’s Perfect comedy.

Together, they explore:
✨ The difference between how we give vs. how we receive love
✨ Why physical touch freaks some people out
✨ How growing up in the 80s/90s shaped emotional availability
✨ Why communication might actually be the sixth love language
✨ And how knowing someone’s love language can change relationships, friendships, and parenting

By the end, listeners are reminded that love isn’t about perfection — it’s about learning each other’s language, even when you don’t speak the same one.

💬 Highlights & Mentions
  •  The Vegas blackout-dining story (the sensory overload!)
  •  Childhood discipline, emotional availability & family dynamics
  • Autumn’s moving story about her uncle
  • The “Amazing Race Birthday” — legendary acts-of-service moment
  • Nell’s love language (physical touch) and Donald’s reaction 😂
  • Autumn’s hierarchy: Quality Time → Words → Gifts/Acts
  • Donald’s hierarchy: Quality Time (giving) → Words (receiving)
  • Traveling with babies, airport meltdowns & strangers’ kindness
  • Upcoming Aruba trip & beverage line update
  • December challenge & new merch

🛍 Everything’s Perfect MERCH Holiday drop available now!
  • Cozy Sweatshirts
  • Signature Hats
  •  Limited-Edition Holiday Items
👉 Shop: everythingsperfect.com

💌 Join the Conversation
  • What’s YOUR love language — and is it different for giving vs. receiving?
  • Share your sweetest, funniest, or most chaotic love-language moment:

📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com
📸 @everythingsperfectofficial
Your story might be featured in an upcoming listener spotlight!

🎙 Timestamps
00:00 — The dark restaurant story & sensory dining chaos
03:00 — Cleanliness, food anxieties & the “hair in the pie” trigger
06:00 — Childhood discipline & parents listening to the podcast
08:00 — Emotional presence vs. providing (80s/90s parenting)
11:00 — Generational patterns: affection, hugs, “I love you”
13:00 — Breaking down the Five Love Languages
15:00 — How Autumn gives love
16:00 — How Donald gives love
17:00 — How Donald receives love (“…but only from Nell!”)
19:30 — How Autumn receives love
22:00 — Gifts vs. Acts of Service overlap
23:00 — The Amazing Race Birthday story (major acts-of-service energy)
25:00 — Surprises, thoughtfulness & the dream “pack your bag” moment
26:00 — Friendship & recognizing each other’s languages
28:00 — Balancing partners, kids & priorities
30:00 — Family tensions & communication gaps
33:00 — Parenting, siblings & misunderstandings
35:00 — Traveling with babies & kindness from strangers
36:30 — Traveling for work vs. traveling with kids
37:00 — Autumn...
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4 weeks ago
49 minutes

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect…Except Thanksgiving Brings Out the Crazy
Autumn and Donald get nostalgic (and brutally honest) about Thanksgiving — the food, the family, the traditions, and the hilarious chaos that makes the holiday unforgettable.

In this cozy, chaotic, and laugh-filled episode, Autumn and Donald serve up a full plate of Thanksgiving memories, family traditions, and food-related disasters. From freezing childhood walks to unhinged family games, burnt stuffing, and the never-ending pumpkin vs. pecan pie war, they celebrate everything that makes this holiday both heartwarming and completely ridiculous.

They swap stories about Aunt Donna’s legendary potatoes, smoked-turkey secrets, and travel mishaps that prove Thanksgiving never goes as planned and honestly, that’s what makes it perfect.

Between the jokes and nostalgia, the hosts reflect on gratitude, community, creative growth, and all the exciting things ahead: new merch, holiday challenges, and a fresh wave of Everything’s Perfect projects. 

By the end, one thing is clear: Thanksgiving doesn’t have to be perfect... it just has to be shared.

💬 Highlights & Mentions
  • Holiday merch presale — sweatshirts & trucker hats. Get your merch at everythingsperfect.com 
  • Autumn’s “Power-Walking Dad” Thanksgiving tradition
  • Wild family games: sock-tie races & dark hide-and-seek
  • Iconic dishes: Aunt Donna’s potatoes, grandma’s stuffing, smoked turkey tips
  • Dessert debates: pumpkin vs. pecan pie
  • Travel chaos: the Pico hike & holiday bathroom fails 🚽
  • Manifesting 2025 projects — beverage line, Healthy Holiday Hustle, TV & book ideas

💌 Join the Conversation
  • What’s YOUR most iconic, chaotic, or heartwarming Thanksgiving story?
  • Do you have a family recipe everyone fights over?
📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com
📸 @everythingsperfectofficial

Send your stories, they may be featured in an upcoming listener spotlight!

🎙 Timestamps
00:00 — Intro banter & merch presale
04:00 — Autumn’s childhood walk-to-Thanksgiving tradition
09:00 — Snow days, sledding chaos & Kaylee’s meltdown
12:30 — Travel stories & the infamous Pico bathroom situation
16:30 — Big-family games & Thanksgiving memories
22:00 — Favorite dishes (Aunt Donna’s potatoes! 🥔)
28:00 — Pumpkin vs pecan pie: the dessert showdown
33:30 — Post-meal rituals: movies, cards, football
39:00 — Gratitude reflections for the year
45:00 — Manifesting future projects & holiday challenges
50:00 — Christmas vs Thanksgiving: the decorating debate
55:00 — Wrap-up: holiday cheer, invites & final laughs

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1 month ago
58 minutes

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect…Except AI Might Replace Us 🤖
AI Is Wild… and We’re Just Trying to Keep Up.

Autumn and Donald dive into the bizarre, hilarious, and slightly unsettling world of artificial intelligence known as AI. From automated customer service agents (when you really just wish you could talk to a human), AI art, deepfakes, and dating-app algorithms. Is AI making life easier… or just weirder? Or, like also….a little scary maybe? 

Autumn and Donald dive into the weird, hilarious, and slightly terrifying world of artificial intelligence. From robot voices and dating-app algorithms to AI art, songwriting, and the rise of deepfakes.

They share real-life encounters with ChatGPT, automated customer service nightmares, and the strange feeling of technology that seems to know you just a little too well. With humor, curiosity, and a healthy amount of side-eye, they explore whether AI is improving our lives… or slowly taking them over.

From Black Mirror moments to deepfake horror stories, they break down the fears, the fascination, and the reality check of living in an AI-powered world.

One thing becomes very clear: AI can do a lot,  but it still can’t compete with sarcasm, soul, or the chaotic banter we love from Autumn and Donald.

💬 Highlights & Mentions:
  • AI everywhere: dating apps, customer service bots & creative tools
  • ChatGPT and AI-generated voice experiments
  • Deepfake culture & what “authentic” even means anymore
  • Black Mirror references & real-life parallels
  • Creative industry worries: art, writing, music & what counts as “original”
  • AI’s impact on jobs, empathy & everyday life
💌 Join the Conversation
  • How do YOU feel about AI — excited, terrified, or just confused?
  • Have a bizarre or hilarious AI story? (Chatbot meltdown, deepfake gone wrong, autocorrect disaster?) Let us know! 📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com or @everythingsperfectofficial
Your story might be featured in a future listener spotlight episode!

🎙 Key Topics with Timestamps
00:00 — Intro “What even is AI?”
04:10 — Robot voices, ChatGPT & first encounters
09:20 — Automation: the good, the bad & the funny
15:30 — Deepfakes: what’s real anymore?
21:40 — AI art & the creative identity crisis
27:00 — Tech vs. talent: who wins?
33:15 — AI in dating apps & daily life
38:40 — Is AI making us lazy or efficient?
44:50 — Algorithm bias & moral dilemmas
51:00 — The irreplaceable human touch
57:30 — Wrap-up: embracing tech without losing personality
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1 month ago
51 minutes

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect…Except Tipping Anxiety
The Pressure, the Prompts, and the “No Tip” Guilt Trip.In this painfully relatable and laugh-out-loud episode, Autumn and Donald dive headfirst into the world of tipping culture, where generosity meets guilt and every coffee counter has a tip screen silently judging you.

From tipping at drive-thrus to awkward Venmo requests, they unpack how we got here, why we’re tipping for everything, and how social media has turned “being generous” into a full-blown performance. Expect hilarious real-life stories, strong opinions, and a few moral dilemmas as they debate who deserves a tip, how much is too much, and whether “no tip” automatically makes you the villain.

Equal parts funny and thought-provoking, this episode proves one thing: we’re all just trying to do the right thing… without going broke doing it.

💬 Highlights & Mentions
  • The awkward rise of digital tip prompts 💸
  • Tipping at coffee shops, salons, drive-thrus & everywhere in between
  • “Tip shaming” and the social media guilt spiral
  • Donald’s tipping horror story (you’ll cringe and laugh)
  • The psychology behind guilt-tipping
  • How kindness matters more than percentages
💌 Join the Conversation
  • What’s your funniest or most awkward tipping story?
  • Do tip screens make you generous… or just guilty?
📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com

📸 @everythingsperfectofficial

Send us your stories — the best ones might be featured in our next listener spotlight!

🎙 Timestamps
00:00 — Intro banter & weekly chaos recap
04:20 — The tip screen stare: pressure to tip for everything
09:10 — Who deserves tips and who doesn’t?
13:45 — Awkward tipping moments: coffee shop, salon & drive-thru
19:20 — Bad service vs. guilt tipping
23:50 — “Tip shaming” and social pressure
29:30 — Donald’s tipping horror story
34:40 — Digital payment guilt & Venmo awkwardness
39:50 — Pandemic tipping habits: what changed
44:30 — Behind the scenes: servers, pay & moral balance
49:00 — When kindness matters more than percentages
54:30 — Listener callouts & tease for “awkward social moments”
59:00 — Wrap-up & outro laughter
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1 month ago
1 hour

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect…Except Texting Is Stressful Now
The Period Problem, Emoji Chaos & The Three Dots of Doom.

Autumn and Donald dive into the hilarious (and mildly traumatic) world of modern texting—where one punctuation mark can turn a friendly message into a passive-aggressive crisis.

From the eternal “Thank you.” vs “Thanks!” debate to decoding Gen Z slang and emoji overloads, they break down how communication has evolved—and occasionally gone completely off the rails. Expect confessions, laughter, and some much-needed digital therapy as they explore how tone, timing, and kindness still matter in a world of read receipts and autocorrect disasters.

💬 Highlights & Mentions
  • “The Period Problem” — when punctuation feels personal
  • Emoji chaos: how many is too many 😂😭🥲
  • Gen Z slang decoded: Rizz, No Cap, Aura, Mid, Drip, Skibidi
  • Texting gone wrong — from office mishaps to relationship fails
  • When to text, call, or voice memo (and when to stop overthinking)
  • Paying it forward & small acts of kindness in a digital world


💌 Join the Conversation
 What’s your biggest texting pet peeve or funniest autocorrect fail?
 📩 everything’sperfectpodcast@gmail.com
 📸 @everythingsperfectofficial

Share your stories — they might get featured in the next listener episode!

🎙 Timestamps
 00:00 — Intro & weekly chaos recap
 03:00 — Condo disaster & unexpected kindness
 07:00 — When good deeds come full circle
 10:00 — Texting anxiety & digital social cues
 14:00 — “Thank you.” vs “Thanks!” — punctuation problems
 19:00 — Emoji decoding: laughs, flirts & fails
 25:00 — Autocorrect nightmares & awkward work texts
 30:00 — Text, call, or voice memo? The etiquette debate
 35:00 — Gen Z slang translation guide
 45:00 — Digital tone & relationship misunderstandings
 52:00 — Wrap-up & audience callout

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1 month ago
57 minutes

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect…Except Grown-Up Halloween 🎃
Costumes, Candy & Chaos — Why Halloween Hits Different as Adults.

Autumn and Donald celebrate Halloween the only way they know how — with laughter, nostalgia, and a dash of chaos. From childhood trick-or-treat adventures to their favorite scary movies, they explore what makes Halloween fun, weird, and occasionally exhausting.

Between bad costumes, haunted house confessions, and candy corn debates, the duo dives into the unspoken rules (and ridiculous pressures) of “doing Halloween right.” From pumpkin spice overload to neighborhood legends, it’s equal parts spooky and side-splitting — all wrapped up with a heartwarming reminder that growing up just means learning to enjoy things differently.

💬 Highlights & Mentions / References
  • Classic horror faves: Hocus Pocus, Halloween, The Shining, Scream
  • Trick-or-treat nostalgia and hilarious costume fails 👻
  • Haunted house stories & ghostly encounters
  • Candy chaos: Reese’s vs. Candy Corn vs. everything else
  • Pop-culture talk: celebrity costumes & over-the-top decor
  • Pumpkin spice vs. chai — the fall flavor showdown
  • Sneak peek at next week’s listener Q&A episode


🎙 Timestamps
00:00 — Costume reveals: Richard Simmons & Jane Fonda
01:04 — Halloween as adults: pressure, LGBTQ+ culture & “how old is too old?”
03:40 — Trick-or-treating age limits & college costume fails
07:45 — Halloween decorations & the two-month spooky season
12:00 — Candy, holiday indulgence & the great candy corn debate
22:20 — Childhood costume memories: Madonna, mummies & more
28:29 — Donald’s “haunted house to Jesus” story (⚠️ sensitive content)
34:14 — Halloween etiquette & party behavior
36:54 — Pumpkin spice, chai & cozy fall food debates
38:48 — Trick or Treat: rapid-fire likes/dislikes
45:00 — Wrapping up: holiday preview & audience shoutouts

💌 Join the Fun!
 What’s your most iconic (or embarrassing) Halloween costume? Got a Halloween etiquette pet peeve?

 📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com
 📸 @everythingsperfectofficial
 
Send us your costume pics — and settle the debate once and for all: Candy Corn, yay or nay? 🍬

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2 months ago
51 minutes

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect…Except Etiquette Is Dead
Planes, Gyms & Pube Panties — Modern Manners Gone Wrong

In this hilarious and brutally honest episode, Autumn and Donald take on the chaos of modern etiquette — the do’s, don’ts, and what the hell happened?! of everyday behavior in 2025.

From Kim Kardashian’s viral “bush panties” to airplane seatmates who forget deodorant, gym grunters, and text-reply ghosters, no topic is off-limits. What starts as pop-culture absurdity spirals into a real conversation about boundaries, social awareness, and common decency in a world that seems to have forgotten all three.

It’s equal parts comedy, cringe, and truth — reminding us all that being a decent human never goes out of style.

💬 Highlights & Mentions
  • Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS 'Full Bush' Faux Pubic Hair Underwear and the internet’s collective meltdown
  • Airplane etiquette: smells, space, and sanity ✈️
  • Gym grunters, equipment hoarders, and sweat crimes
  • Texting, DMs, and the lost art of replying
  • Build-A-Bear, Bachelorette parties & viral weirdness
  • Digital burnout, boundaries, and why manners still matter
  • Halloween costume tease for the next episode 🎃

📢 Join the Conversation
Got a rant about rude people or a hilarious etiquette fail?
DM us on Instagram @everythingsperfectofficial or email everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com to get featured in a future episode!

And don’t forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review — it helps keep the chaos (and laughter) going.

🎙 Timestamps
00:00 – Intro & Kim K’s “pube panties” chaos
03:30 – Pop-culture madness & viral trends
08:30 – Bachelorette gifts & wild products
12:00 – The etiquette debate begins
16:00 – Airplane manners: smells, space & sanity
21:00 – Travel horror stories
25:30 – Gym etiquette & sweaty crimes
30:00 – Public behavior & phone etiquette
34:30 – Store & cashier interactions
38:00 – Talking over others & listening
41:30 – Sneezing, yawning & hygiene basics
45:00 – Texting, DMs & reply etiquette
49:00 – Driving courtesy & daily manners
52:00 – Audience callout & Halloween tease

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2 months ago
55 minutes

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect…Except Sibling Rivalry (and Taylor Swift)
In this honest and wide-ranging episode, Autumn and Donald cover everything — from Taylor Swift’s Nashville Easter eggs and celebrity genius, to the real and raw dynamics of sibling rivalry and family healing. Through laughter, vulnerability, and a few hilarious tangents, they explore what it means to grow up, unlearn old patterns, and show up for yourself (and your siblings) even when life gets messy.

💬 Highlights from the Episode

  • Swiftie talk: Nashville adventures, Taylor theories, and a Beyoncé comparison you didn’t see coming

  • Sibling rivalry decoded: personal stories, famous sibling duos, and how childhood shapes adult relationships

  • Honest conversations around body image, self-worth, and imposter syndrome

  • Deep dives into therapy, emotional healing, and breaking limiting beliefs

  • Candid confessions about parenting, careers, and trying to “have it all”

  • Listener shout-outs and encouragement to share your own stories
🔗 Mentions & References
  • Taylor Swift songs: Fate of Ophelia, Life of a Showgirl, Wishlist

  • Beyoncé’s intentional artistry

  • Alex Hormozi on mindset & awareness

  • Awakening with Brian — mentioned by Autumn as a transformative healing resource

  • Famous sibling duos: Venus & Serena, the Kardashians, Mary-Kate & Ashley, and the Kelsey brothers

  • Joey Stamper & Anthem Lights — Donald’s brother’s band

  • Autumn’s new beverage line and brand updates

📌 Join the Conversation
Have a story or question for us? DM @everythingsperfectofficial or email everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com.


Watch for question boxes in our IG Stories to get your topic featured!

And don’t forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review — it helps keep our community growing and conversations flowing.


🎙 Timestamps
00:00 — Nashville plans & opening banter
04:30 — Taylor Swift’s genius and Easter eggs
09:45 — Beyoncé vs. Taylor comparisons
13:20 — Fame, pressure & public expectations
17:30 — Sibling rivalry & family dynamics
23:00 — “We weren’t raised by the same parents”
28:15 — Childhood conditioning & validation
33:40 — Donald’s emotional retreat & self-discovery
39:00 — Body image & self-worth
44:20 — Healing family wounds & forgiveness
49:15 — Finding humor in growth
53:00 — Intentional living & boundaries
58:00 — Listener messages & wrap-up
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2 months ago
1 hour

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect…Except Adulting | Q&A Edition
In this candid and laugh-filled episode, Donald and Autumn answer your juiciest listener questions—from parenting and nutrition to dating, divorce, and the daily chaos of adult life. Think of it as one big Instagram Q&A, but with fewer filters and a lot more honesty.

They dive into childhood habits, skincare truths, body image, relationships, and the myth of “having it all together.” Autumn gets real about divorce and co-parenting, while Donald offers his take on navigating friendship boundaries and modern dating. It’s equal parts insightful, hilarious, and totally relatable—proof that none of us really have this adulting thing figured out.

💬 Highlights
  • Childhood nutrition, family habits, and raising healthy kids

  • Beauty routines, skincare tips, and the basics that actually matter

  • Divorce, co-parenting, and redefining family

  • Real talk about weight loss meds, body image, and honesty in wellness

  • Navigating negative friends, boundaries, and emotional burnout

  • Dating, therapy, parenting fails, and the everyday “WTF” moments of adulthood

📌 Resources & Support
If you’re going through a tough time—whether it’s family stress, mental health struggles, or just needing someone to talk to—here are some places that can help:
  • National Alliance on Mental Illness (NAMI): 1-800-950-6264

  • Anxiety & Depression Association of America (ADAA): adaa.org

  • Global Mental Health Support: findahelpline.com
📢 Join the Conversation
Have a question or topic you want us to dive into? DM us on Instagram @everythingsperfectofficial or email everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com

Keep an eye out for our question boxes on IG Stories to get your question featured in a future episode!

And don’t forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review—it helps us keep the conversation real and growing.

🎙 Timestamps
00:00 – Technical mishaps & birthday week
02:00 – Listener Q&A: Nutrition, childhood habits & family meals
10:00 – Skincare, self-care, and why sleep beats serums
14:00 – Autumn’s divorce & co-parenting insights
18:00 – Weight loss shots, body image & self-acceptance
24:00 – Dealing with negativity & setting boundaries
30:00 – Protein, therapy, and mental health check-ins
36:00 – Sex, relationships & dating as a single mom
42:00 – Dating apps, funny fails & parenting teens
48:00 – Adulting chaos & closing thoughts
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2 months ago
1 hour

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect…Except The Pressure of Gift Giving
Unwrapping the Art of Gift Giving: Returns, Regifting & Holiday Pressure

In this festive and unfiltered episode, Donald and Autumn unwrap the highs and lows of gift giving — from the joy of thoughtful surprises to the awkward reality of returns and regifting.

They share personal stories of favorite childhood presents (yes, Cabbage Patch dolls and Barbies make an appearance), laugh over wrapping fails and uncomfortable exchanges, and get real about how financial stress and high expectations can take the sparkle out of the season. Through it all, they remind us that the best gifts come from the heart, not the price tag.

The celebration continues with Autumn’s 45th birthday reflections, plus a sneak peek at exciting plans for a listener retreat in early 2026!

💬 Episode Highlights
  • Donald and Autumn share their favorite and most memorable childhood gifts (Cabbage Patch dolls, Barbies, and more).
  • Honest talk about the anxiety and pressure of holiday gift giving, including financial stress and the fear of disappointing others.
  • Real-life confessions about returning and regifting presents, and why it’s totally okay!
  • Autumn’s go-to gifts (spa gift cards, workout clothes) and Donald’s love for interesting glassware.
  • Shoutout to listeners who emailed about the upcoming event/retreat, stay tuned for details!
  • Listeners are invited to share their own gift-giving stories, struggles, and tips.


📢 Stay Connected
  • Thanks to everyone who emailed about the retreat — your excitement means the world!
  • 💌 Share your gift-giving stories with us: everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com
  • 📸 Follow along on Instagram: @everythingsperfectofficial
  • 👍 Like, subscribe & leave a review — your support keeps the conversation real!

🎙 Timestamps
00:00 – Autumn turns 45 & birthday reflections
05:00 – Escape room birthday adventure
09:00 – Love languages & giving gifts
14:00 – Christmas shopping: early vs. last-minute
17:00 – Favorite childhood gifts
22:00 – The awkwardness of “What do you want?”
26:00 – Returns & regifting stories
34:00 – Why guys are harder to shop for
38:00 – Creative & sentimental gift ideas
44:00 – Wrapping fails & hacks
47:00 – Listener emails & 2026 retreat plans
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3 months ago
47 minutes

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect…Except the People in Charge of Helping Us
Autumn and Donald press pause on their usual deep dives for a much-needed venting session. In this cathartic “bitch-fest,” they swap their most jaw-dropping, maddening, and occasionally hilarious customer service nightmares.From being denied groceries over a chipped ID, to getting booted off a flight for following directions, to a tax fiasco that nearly sparked legal drama—nothing’s off the table. They explore the emotional toll of bad service, the disappearing art of empathy, and why sometimes you just need to rant with your best friend.Along the way, they laugh through the pain, reflect on the power of speaking up, and invite listeners to share their own customer service horror stories.

💭 Join the Conversation

  • What’s your worst customer service story?

  • Have you ever been gaslit or left powerless by a company?

  • Funny, infuriating, or unbelievable—we want to hear it!

✅ Your Next Steps

  • Like, subscribe, and leave a review to support the show

  • Share your own customer service story for a chance to be featured

  • Stay tuned for next week’s (hopefully less rage-inducing) episode
Contact & Socials:
• Email:
everythingsperfect.podcast@gmail.com
• Instagram:
@everythingsperfectofficial



🎙 Key Topics:
00:00 – Life updates: travel, family, and fitness check-ins
10:00 – Donald’s Arizona grocery nightmare: denied at checkout for a chipped ID
25:00 – Autumn vs. JetBlue: kicked off a flight after sitting in her assigned seat
40:00 – Gaslit by customer service: powerless, judged, and exhausted
55:00 – The tax-accountant fiasco: two years of unfiled returns & IRS letters
1:10:00 – Car dealership snobbery: “Google me!” moments and being underestimated
1:20:00 – Why service culture feels broken: where did kindness go?
1:30:00 – Listener stories: vent with us and join the conversation
1:40:00 – Looking ahead: retreats, real estate, and a lighter episode promise

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3 months ago
1 hour

Everything's Perfect
Everything's Perfect...Except The Violence We Can’t Ignore
⚠ Sensitive Content Warning
This episode includes open discussions of gun violence, trauma, loss of life, social division, and political issues. Listener discretion is strongly advised.

In this special episode, Autumn and Donald step away from their usual lighthearted conversations to reflect on the recent tragedy involving Charlie Kirk and the ongoing wave of violence in the U.S. They explore the emotional and psychological toll of these events, how social media and technology shape our collective response, and the difficulty of holding empathy in such a polarized time.Through personal stories and honest reflections, the hosts invite listeners into a dialogue that prioritizes humanity, nuance, and respect.

💬 Notes from the Hosts
  • This episode contains candid and unfiltered opinions that may challenge your perspective.
  • Our goal is open, respectful conversation — no hate, just honesty.
  • We encourage listeners to share their own stories, thoughts, and feedback for future episodes.
📌 Resources for Support
  • National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: Dial 988 (US) | 988lifeline.org

  • Crisis Text Line: Text HOME to 741741 (US) | crisistextline.org

  • Everytown for Gun Safety: everytown.org

  • RAINN (Sexual Assault Support): 1-800-656-4673 | rainn.org

Contact & Socials:
•
Email: everythingsperfect.podcast@gmail.com
• Instagram: @everythingsperfectofficial


🎙 Key Topics:


00:00 – Why this episode matters


03:00 – Processing the news of Charlie Kirk’s assassination


10:00 – Emotional fallout: grief, anger, and searching for answers


18:00 – Gun violence in America: personal stories & difficult questions


25:00 – Social media, technology, and the risk of desensitization


32:00 – Political & social division: the need for nuance


40:00 – Religion, rights, and the law: where do we draw the line?


50:00 – Listener engagement: your voices, questions, and reflections

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3 months ago
58 minutes

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect…Except the Netflix Doc That Hits Too Close to Home (Literally)
⚠ Sensitive Content WarningThis episode includes discussions of bullying, harassment, suicide, self-harm, and sexual assault. Listener discretion is strongly advised.

Autumn and Donald break from their usual schedule for an emergency weekend recording to dive into a shocking Netflix documentary about a small-town texting harassment case.Together, they unpack the story’s twists and turns, explore the psychological toll on those involved, and examine the larger implications of technology-driven bullying. The hosts reflect on trauma, family dynamics, and the role of social media, while weaving in personal stories and inviting listeners to join the conversation.💬

Notes From The Hosts:
  • Spoiler Alert: This episode contains major spoilers for the Netflix documentary.
  • Autumn & Donald need your help: send in Halloween costume ideas for upcoming episodes! Email us at everythingsperfect.podcast@gmail.com

🎙 Key Topics:

00:00 – Emergency weekend recording & intro


02:00 – Netflix documentary overview & spoiler warning


05:00 – The harassment begins: small-town dynamics


10:00 – Escalation: psychological impact & family involvement


18:00 – The investigation: police, FBI & shocking reveal


25:00 – Fallout: trauma, forgiveness & family relationships


32:00 – Social media, cyberbullying & personal stories


40:00 – Reflections on society, technology & accountability


50:00 – Listener engagement: feedback, costume ideas & wrap-up

📌 Resources for Support

  • National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: Dial 988 (US) | 988lifeline.org

  • Crisis Text Line: Text HOME to 741741 (US) | crisistextline.org

  • StopBullying.gov: stopbullying.gov

  • RAINN (Sexual Assault Support): 1-800-656-4673 | rainn.org

💌 We want to hear from you!

  • Did you watch the documentary? What stood out to you?

  • Did we miss any key points or perspectives?

📧 Email: everythingsperfect.podcast@gmail.com
📸 Instagram:
@everythingsperfectofficial

👻 Halloween Costume Ideas Needed!
Send your best paired costume suggestions for Autumn & Donald’s October episodes via email or DM.


Next Steps:
  • Like, subscribe, and leave a comment or review!
  • Share your thoughts and costume ideas for a chance to be featured in an upcoming episode.
Stay tuned for more deep dives, personal stories, and the start of our Halloween costume series!
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3 months ago
1 hour 6 minutes

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect...Except Facing the Unknown
⚠ Sensitive Content Warning
This episode discusses mental health, anxiety, childhood trauma, and brain health. Listener discretion is advised.

Unfiltered Conversations: Brain Scans, Concert Adventures & Finding Humor in Hard Times

In this raw and relatable episode, Donald and Autumn get real about the highs and lows of life—mixing Backstreet Boys singalongs with the heavy weight of medical uncertainty.

Donald shares stories from a trip back to his hometown, including a wild concert night, before opening up about the anxiety of waiting on brain scan results. Autumn reflects on her own big life changes, from leaving her job to exploring new business ventures (yes, even a possible beverage line!).

Together, they unpack how health scares can shake your world, why support systems matter more than ever, and how laughter can be the lifeline that gets you through. This is an episode about being human, facing the unknown, and still finding joy in the middle of it all.

💬 Highlights:
  • Donald’s fears and reflections while awaiting brain scan results.
  • Autumn’s take on quitting her job and starting fresh.
  • How humor balances out even the scariest moments.
  • Why community and support make all the difference.


🎙 Key Topics 
00:00 – Catching up, meme wars, and weekend recaps
01:45 – Backstreet Boys concert, meeting Kevin, and Paris Jackson sighting
07:00 – Autumn’s beverage line, GoFundMe ideas, and taste testing
13:00 – Donald’s trip home, coming out reflections, and family support
22:00 – Drag show adventures and family at the gay bar
30:00 – Brain scan results: trauma, motivation, and genetic risks
45:00 – Emotional eating, movement, and self-care strategies
55:00 – Live event and retreat plans—listener feedback requested
58:00 – Halloween costume brainstorming and closing notes

📌 Resources & Support
If you or someone you know is struggling with health-related anxiety or medical concerns, here are trusted resources:
  • Anxiety & Depression Association of America (ADAA): https://adaa.org
  • National Alliance on Mental Illness (NAMI): 1-800-950-6264
  • Global Mental Health Support: https://findahelpline.com


🔔 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more real conversations.

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3 months ago
56 minutes

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect...Except Being Fit for TV
From California Heatwaves to Being “Fit for TV”...

What starts as a casual catch-up turns into an honest conversation about diet culture, body image, and the pressure of being “fit for TV.”

Autumn and Donald open up about childhood experiences, media influence, and how humor often hides insecurities. Along the way, they riff about awkward on-screen moments to childhood experiences with food and self-image, and reveal how media and society shape the way we see ourselves.

Through humor, honesty, and a few nostalgic stories, they unpack the gap between TV perfection and real-life humanity. At its core, the episode is a reminder that no one is truly “fit for TV” — and that self-acceptance and authenticity matters far more than appearances.

✨ Special Notes from the Episode: 
  • Donald opens up about early insecurities shaped by diet culture and media.
  • Autumn reflects on how humor helped her navigate body image while still masking deeper feelings.
  • Both discuss the irony of being “fit for TV” while dealing with very human struggles behind the scenes. 


KEY TOPICS: 
00:00 California Heatwave Woes 
00:31 Exciting Travel Plans 
02:08 Nostalgic Conversations 
04:34 Podcast Behind the Scenes 
07:14 Haircut Disasters and Triumphs 
11:20 The Biggest Loser Documentary Discussion 
27:54 Struggles with Body Image and Public Perception 
29:15 Balancing Fitness Goals with Lifestyle 
31:27 The Pressure of Public Expectations 
33:55 Dipping Back into the Dating Scene 
37:47 Reflections on Reality TV and Training Methods 
44:30 A Night Out and Cookie Adventures 
48:13 Soft Porn on Streaming Services 
51:44 Wrapping Up and Listener Engagement 
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3 months ago
52 minutes

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect...Except When You Have One Too Many
In this unfiltered episode, Donald and Autumn take you on a wild ride through their history with alcohol — from hilarious “party days” moments to life-changing, sobering experiences.

They share first-time drinking stories, embarrassing mishaps, unforgettable nights, and the moments that forced them to rethink their relationship with alcohol. Donald opens up about a near-fatal drunk driving accident that shifted his perspective, while Autumn bravely discusses being roofied and how it changed her approach to safety and trust.

This episode is equal parts entertaining and eye-opening, showing that while alcohol can create fun memories, it also comes with serious risks.

⚠ Sensitive Content Warning: This episode contains open discussions about alcohol use, drunk driving, blackouts, and being roofied. Listener discretion is advised.

*** If you or someone you know is struggling with alcohol or substance use, there are people ready to help. Check out these resources…
  • Alcoholics Anonymous (AA): Worldwide fellowship with in-person and online meetings. Learn more art aa.org
  • SMART Recovery: Science-based recovery program with online and local meetings. Learn more at smartrecovery.org
  • Women for Sobriety: Support specifically for women. Learn more at womenforsobriety.org
  • National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism (NIAAA): Research-based info, treatment guides, and statistics. Learn more at niaaa.nih.gov
  • Rethinking Drinking: Self-assessment tools and tips for cutting back or quitting. Learn more at rethinkingdrinking.niaaa.nih.gov
  • Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Treatment Locator: Find local rehab and counseling services. Learn more at findtreatment.gov


KEY TOPICS:
00:00 — Introduction & Paris Adventures
03:34 — Universal Studios & Cruise Stories
07:25 — Drinking Stories & Embarrassing Moments
33:30 — A Night to Forget
34:02 — Drinking Stories & Reflections
34:30 — High School Memories & Fake IDs
35:10 — Nostalgic Drinks & Party Culture
36:49 — The Dangers of Drinking
39:05 — A Serious Wake-Up Call
47:57 — A Scary Night Out
01:00:59 — Cultural Perspectives on Drinking
01:06:04 — Final Thoughts & Resources
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4 months ago
1 hour 7 minutes

Everything's Perfect
Everything’s Perfect… Except I Was Living a Lie | Donald’s Powerful Coming Out Story
In this raw and heartfelt episode, Donald Stamper shares his courageous journey of coming out as gay — a story marked by fear, faith, and the fight to live authentically. From wrestling with religious beliefs and societal expectations to the moment he finally revealed his truth to family, Donald’s story shines a light on the struggles many face in seeking self-acceptance.

This episode explores the delicate balance between love, judgment, and the power of empathy. Whether you’re on your own journey or supporting someone you love, Donald’s experience offers hope, insight, and the reminder that authenticity is worth fighting for.

⚠ Sensitive Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of mental health, religious trauma, and the coming out experience.

💛 If you or someone you know needs support, check out these trusted resources: 
  • The Trevor Project: Resources For LGBTQ+ Youth and Crisis Support https://www.thetrevorproject.org
  • PFLAG: Provides a safe space for LGBTQ+ individuals and their families to connect, learn, and advocate for equality. https://pflag.org/

⭐️ Special note to parents: Donald’s mom, Jeannie, is available to connect with parents navigating similar experiences. Reach out to Donald to learn more and you cn find her @jeanniestamp

KEY TOPICS:
00:00 Introduction and Setting the Scene
00:26 Discussing the Coming Out Story
02:37 Early Signs and Realizations
06:19 Navigating Gay Spaces and Denial
11:33 First Romantic Connection
15:27 Struggles with Identity and Acceptance
25:07 Balancing Relationships and Self-Discovery
31:25 Family Defenders and Early Struggles
32:46 Moving to Nashville: Seeking Freedom
33:59 Coming Out to My Brother
36:34 Facing the Church's Judgment
38:27 Moving to Nashville and New Beginnings
40:04 Coming Out to My Mom
45:35 Family Reactions and Acceptance
52:33 Reflecting on the Journey
01:03:50 Finding Support and Sharing Resources
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4 months ago
1 hour 5 minutes

Everything's Perfect
Welcome to Everything’s Perfect, the podcast that proves life doesn’t need to be flawless to be full. Hosted by best friends Autumn Calabrese and Donald Stamper, this show explores the real stuff—personal growth, wellness, style, culture, and the journey of figuring it all out along the way.

Each week, Autumn and Donald open up about their own experiences, from career wins to personal setbacks and everything in between. They dive into hot takes on trending topics, real talk about mental and physical health, and plenty of laughs. It’s unfiltered, unexpected, and totally human.

If you’re into real conversations, good energy, and embracing the messy middle, you’re in the right place. Follow along and join the ride—because everything’s perfect... kind of