Who the fuck is responsible for making hold music?; Let's just give anyone a Star Wars show; Butt Stuff is the world's most inclusive club; Gonna make you sweat

So long and thanks for all the shoes! Show is being rebranded and moved. FGLC shows will always be available to listen in the archive.

Link to the new show:

https://open.spotify.com/show/4T0YBCBcHl43SNaxVLCPTL?si=a3f1ee146089456d

A little recap of the Roadhouse show I did with the Nerds and some driving statistics to scare you into putting that fucking phone down. Everyone have a safe weekend!

The Biden admin does the unthinkable and makes the resurrection all about dudes dressing as women. The end is nigh, my friends.

With the assistance of ai, I rewrite Roadhouse. It's basically the same story, except with more sodomy.

Episode dedicated to my best pal Frankie, my beautiful black panther who passed away this week. Hug and kiss your kitties; you only get them for so long.

Google's new AI makes a giant boo-boo and rewrites white history; I talk about the most awful thing I have heard in a long time: a giant influx of men being allowed to just move on over to the women's prison. (They even have condom dispensers for these "trans-women")

Sickening.

Being the dedicated journalist I am, your boy Joey takes a spin with a mechanical penis pump. Also: Transgender causes trouble in the locker room at my gym, Planet fitness.

I give you my thoughts on the new release of Road House starring Jake Gyllenhaal.

Also: Bonus live recording of a new acoustic song I wrote called "Dinner at Road House"

Because I'm too busy chasing rainbows in a very mentally stable state, I played one of my favorite episodes. Enjoy.

I spent a lot of time making this for YouTube, only to have it be completely rejected for copyright violation. So I'm going to see if good old Spotify will let me show it to the world.

This is my review of 1982's "Basket Case" a comedy horror. Enjoy!

I talk about being fat and famous. Guess which on I am...

Madonna is old and irrelevant, forgive her for having a lapse in judgement; Golf takes a stand against transgender people (FINALLY) and I talk about some old school racism against Tiger Woods.

Look, this is a political episode and I don't blame you if you skip it. Remember, we are all entitled to our opinions and beliefs, and just because someone thinks a certain way does not mean we have to be assholes to each other or cancel each other or even not be friends. We all think we're right. Some of use just really are.

I love you all.

JV

Blah blah blah just get to when you got cornholed.

I'm not ashamed, and at times I had fun. Did I learn anything? Yes. How to be a better criminal. I'm kidding. Join me as I reminisce.

Biden and Trump visit the border, Biden talks about climate change; Google in hot water over biased and racist views. Also: I am a racist because Google said so.

Egyptian/African-American cop in Chicago forced to keep his status as "Caucasian" even though he is clearly not; Harvard professor finds in study that white people are shot by the police more than blacks, and his life gets threatened. Of course.

I delve into what makes people feel so entitled. And I actually take a serious look into how obese people are sort of discriminated against in the medical industry.

Once again I rant about fat people, because I'm not done yet. It's not you, it's me and my self-loathing.