The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Gautism and Blautism 04:05 Dick Turnip 09:12 Golden Age of the Highwayman 17:25 Pooey Cuffs 24:09 To Bribe a Horse Botherer 27:36 The Bad Samaritan 30:47 The Human Cry 33:34 Rizwan Turban 38:29 The Essex Gang 44:05 Joseph Lawrence Attack & Capture 49:39 You Can’t Park There Mate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

As the American War of Independence kicks off, Britain needs to find a new sewer - and in Hawaii, Captain Cook finally gets Cooked.   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 He just loves maps  05:58 Himbo Island 10:54 Botany Bay Penal Colony  11:29 Banks and Prisons 18:47 Orgy on Arrival 25:04 Antarctic Exploration 31:23 Poisonous Pufferfish and Scurvy 36:01 One Last Job 42:09 Cook Gets Cooked  50:44 Leave It Alone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How did Captain Cook, the so-called founding father of White Australia and a boring map dweeb with an ugly wife, end up getting cancelled as the symbol of colonialism? Order your Fin Taylor Christmas Crackers at comedycrackers.co.uk The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Australia is Marbella  06:59 Not Spending Any More Time On It 13:52 Pastry Chasers  18:43 Cook King 22:46 The Seven Years' War 27:17 The Hydrographer 30:41 A Real Plant Botherer 37:36 Landfall in Tahiti  44:41 Wifebeating Ground Zero 47:50 Raisins, all of them Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Regime falls, and yet Pol takes his boys back to the Jungle and carries on as before. Is this the most unsatisfying end to a dictator in history?   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 No problem 04:58 Shutting Up Shop 09:32 Pot calling the kettle Chinese 13:13 The Banality of Anal 18:06 Pol’s Personal life 21:01 70s nostalgia 24:04 Failed embalming (Pol Pong) 30:34 Paul Potts 31:30 What has Charlie Learnt? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Now in power, the Khmer Rouge get to work eradicating everyone with glasses with a strike rate that is truly Aguero-esque    The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Jungle Peter Pan 03:54 Year 0 09:57 Cambodia Becomes Hackney 13:46 Your Life is Your Spoon 18:47 Impure Intellectuals 21:34 Agüero of Genocides 23:57 Original Squid Game 31:00 French Cricket Originates Here 37:10 I Was Going Through a Rough Patch 44:16 Pol Pot Emerges Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cambodia is served a ten course tasting menu of fire from above, before Pol Pot tells an entire city to f*ck off The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Communism is Boring 04:11 - Political Potty  08:05 - Pol Gets Cucked 13:44 - I’m a Communist Keep Me In Here19:11 - Rightwing Military Poo 25:00 - Napalm Set Menu31:20 - Leader of the FUNK 34:22 - Imagine There’s No Money 38:06 - Lon Nol has a stroke 42:07 - Everyone Out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How did a smiley boy who was good at volleying footballs become the monster behind the Cambodian Genocide?   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 Sex Tour Duty 04:57 Ladyman 08:11 The French Get Involved 12:49 God King Monivong 16:50 Trans Swindon 21:09 Jungle Blair 27:41 The First Indochinese War 34:50 Cambodia Gains Independence 40:10 Milked in the Palace 44:27 Rice Farmer with a Scissor Kick 48:04 Pol’s Nailing It Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Caligula makes a miraculous recovery from his deathbed, only to re-emerge madder, bloodier, and Chinese-ier than ever. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Caligula Bounces Back 05:07 Boss Bemp and Bordon Ramsey 09:10 You’ve Pushed My Incest Button 14:58 Please Just Wipe Me 18:17 Male Bonnie Blue 23:53 Caligula’s Humiliations and Punishments 31:18 Deep Sea Pum 37:03 God of Boners and Pub Snacks 40:40 Toiletbaiting 46:19 Assassination Plot 49:53 Chinese Paedo Lasagne Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠⁠⁠surfshark.com/fvh Caligula is infamous as a byword for tyranny, but was it his fault or was someone just pushing the wrong buttons in his head?  The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 A Potted History of Rome 06:44 German Thrasher 13:15 Bootykins on Tour 18:25 Germanicus poisoned 22:24 Paedo Island 29:36 OG Epstein Dies 33:15 Caligula’s Honeymoon Period 38:03 Height of Roman Blood Sports 42:38 Emperor in Drag 47:25 Brass Tax 51:31 Caligula’s Chinese Paedo Button Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

When do humans start farming and why does Graham Hancock think people 60,000 years ago could fly?    The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor  CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Diary of a CEOoga Booga 08:40 - Early Mesolithic Era 15:23 - Göbeklitepe 21:09 - The long Road to Clarkson’s Farm 25:08 - Personal Fat Shamer 30:06 - The Fertile Crescent & Circumcision 34:33 - First Cities 39:07 - Start the Boats 42:52 - End of the Stone Age Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How did Prehistoric Homo Sapiens win out over Neanderthals, and was it simply because the Neanderthals were autistic?    The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.    For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor  CHAPTERS: 00:00 Ugo history   07:18 - lots of homos   13:44 - homo errectus   19:11 - Homo Hobbit   22:27 - Neanderthals and amateur phrenology   27:41 - the prodigal producer returns   30:03 - dinner party convo   33:26 - f*cking or fighting   38:22 - Homo sapiens   45:45 - Early page 3   48:43 - The end of an era  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How does Matthew Perry end up restoring the emperor of Japan? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor 00:00 Tokugawa He Emits Poo 07:11 Role of Daimyo  15:24 The Original Weeb 20:00 Closed Country Policy 28:48 Origin Story of Matthew Perry  34:24 kabuki minstrel show / sumo  36:27 Sippy Cup Privileges  39:10 She’s an Easy Peeler 44:31 Imperial Restoration Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠surfshark.com/fvh As war turns to peace, the Japanese find they have more time to shove anthropods up themselves  The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 Hideyoshi is baking 6:48 The OG Korean War 14:17 Not My Words   21:02 Edophilia  24:45 #comeonethal  29:03 Dual Nature of Japan  34:53 Cool Japania    41:03 Theatre is too horny   46:35 Golden age of Geisha  52:26 Stick a nappy on em 55:01 Turned on by Loyalty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 The Suicidal 60s 04:55 Militant Buddhism 09:52 Siege of Mount Hiei 12:58 Ieyasu's Plea 15:31 Nagashino Killzone 22:25 The Age of the Ninja 27:36 Nobunaga’s Great Unifiers 34:07 Bald Rat Coup 39:37 Prime Minister Yoshi 44:08 Hostage Exchange Alliance Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠surfshark.com/fvh Part 1: Accent fans, rejoice: we’re in feudal Japan, which it turns out was Upside Down land. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor 00:00 Accent Fans Rejoice 06:50 Emperor Teapot 13:47 Mongol Invasions 16:05 Synchronised Seppuku 17:38 Incel Heroes 23:34 Real Mates Chop Their Mate's Head Off 26:52 Wakashudō 34:35 One Long Star Mode 41:07 Goldicocks and the Three Bears 47:24 Nobunaga’s in Charge Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the finale of our Titanic series on Britain's post-war decline, and we reach Jim Callaghan and the Winter of Discontent. There are rubbish bags and corpses piling up in the streets. Everyone's on strike. Lads; it's time for mummy to come and pick you up. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor 0:00 Bombay to Bombay Mix  06:28 Scum Valhalla  11:38 Chesticles 3000 15:19 Nationalise Porn  19:58 Callaghan Invents the Zebra Crossing 23:10 Two Toilets Meet 27:40 Live Laugh Love Pact  28:30 Trans Taylor  32:58 The Winter of Discontent 40:03 Crisis? What Crisis? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Harold Wilson's second term, those were the days- when a civil servant could get away with sexually dominating a dementia-ridden prime minister.  The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh 00:00 Live from the toilet 08:25 Pants are fizzing for snooker   13:58  Parliament is hung 16:42  Wilson's dominatrix 22:43  Adolf Bowie 28: 48 When beers were coffee 33:30 The Grumble in the jungle 37:56 The angriest growler 44:68  pEUdo 47:17  Dirty grandpa 54:03  Absolutely knackered    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ted Heath was the rudest man to ever be Prime Minster, as well as the fattest, the grumpiest and quite possibly the nonciest.  The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor 00:00 Horatio's shameless plug 01:10 The autoerotic asphyxiation of the 70s 09:20 ‘I don’t see women’ 12:20  The Bush dynasty 15:59 Eloquent Racism 21:37  Spoilt swot 27:35  Bombing Billy Batty 30:15  Beware of the angry growler 33:33 Thyroid can’t handle the strikes   41:47 Three-day week 54:19  Pedophilia is in Vogue 58:16 The Incredible Sulk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The architect of the original woke nonsense, Harold Wilson's first government sees a slew of sacred cows slaughtered.   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 King of Butt Stuff  06:25 What Is Ze Age of Consent? 10:02 Scholars and Racists  17:15 Barbie Asshole 25:00 BT Tower Will Guide You Home  30:13 Slew of Woke Nonsense  35:05 The Lady Chatterley Affair 39:20 Why am I Hitler? 43:20 Slippery Wilson 48:28 The Creaking Post War Consensus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alec Douglas-Who? A Prime Minister who was so boring and ineffective he’s too obscure even for pub quizzes, that’s who The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor 00:00 Enter The GOAT  06:20 Chandeliers to Puppies  13:07 The Right to Fag 19:44 The Last Patrician  24:05 Entirely Encased In Plaster  28:28 Special Relationships  33:28 Terrible On Telly 36:33 At Least Truss Was Memorable Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices