Welcome the home of First Down Dawgs. Each week we will bring you football content and picks that are sure to either win or lose. Follow along with us as we attempt to beat the house and enter the promise land of the gambling elite.
Welcome the home of First Down Dawgs. Each week we will bring you football content and picks that are sure to either win or lose. Follow along with us as we attempt to beat the house and enter the promise land of the gambling elite.
🎙 Hosted by Johnny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$h
This week’s episode gets real unhinged, and we’re not mad about it. From Dancing With the Stars conspiracy theories to Jets implosions, Flacco throwing Hail Marys at 73, and debating whether Zach Wilson should be kidnapped back to New York — we cover the chaos across the league and beyond.
🧠Inside this week’s madness:
– Do the Dolphins hate their coach or just their QB?
– Is Tua sabotaging Mike McDaniel’s career like he did Brian Flores?
– Tyreek Hill’s off-field chaos, comeback odds, and injury updates
– Drake May leading the new-look Patriots
– Garrett Wilson to the Steelers? Please?
– Why FanDuel broke the internet and ruined everyone’s Sunday
– Andy Reid’s first shutout ever — and it’s against the Raiders
– Our NFL bar calls to The Peanut in KC go very, very wrong
– Flacco bombs a 73-yard Hail Mary and we wonder if he’s actually immortal
– Dart, the Giants, and sourdough bread alarms
🍞 Bonus chaos:
– Bread etiquette
– Gambling therapy
– Katie’s Spanish scouting mission
– QR code marketing schemes
– Flipping the Jets before they flip us
If you like football, food, and sarcasm, you’re in the right place.
00:00 Introduction and Icebreaker
00:39 Reality TV Show Discussions
03:28 Internet Outage and Its Impact
04:32 Betting and Gambling Stories
09:54 NFL Talk: Coaches and Quarterbacks
13:02 Patriots and AFC East Analysis
20:15 Jets' Quarterback Dilemma
24:28 Jets Playoff Hopes and Player Stats
24:58 Travel Plans and QR Codes
27:39 Recap of Last Week's Picks
28:46 Week 8 Underdog Picks
31:59 Week 8 Lock Picks
36:12 Monday Night Football Predictions
39:01 Giants' Heartbreaking Loss
46:54 Kansas City Chiefs Call Fiasco