Welcome the home of First Down Dawgs. Each week we will bring you football content and picks that are sure to either win or lose. Follow along with us as we attempt to beat the house and enter the promise land of the gambling elite.
Welcome the home of First Down Dawgs. Each week we will bring you football content and picks that are sure to either win or lose. Follow along with us as we attempt to beat the house and enter the promise land of the gambling elite.
Week 18 madness is here, and the Dawgs are in full playoff mode — sort of. Steelers fans are losing their minds, DK Metcalf is haunted by a mystery fan, and Tom Brady might actually control the internet. We’re talking trash, making last-minute picks, and trying to survive the flu and fantasy losses.
🔊 This episode includes:
– Steelers playcalling disaster: who’s even calling the shots?
– DK Metcalf’s bizarre beef with a Lions fan
– Tom Brady clips = no views. Coincidence?
– Jonah Hill’s Ozempic transformation shocks the pod
– Garrett Wilson’s shocking stat line: 395 yards all season
– Wildest player arrests: Diggs, Trayvon, and a strangulation charge?!
– DK’s $40M guarantee up in smoke?
– Eagles collapse: are they hiding their playbook?
– NFL playoff picture: Who’s in, who’s out, and who’s cursed
– First Down Dawgs full Week 18 picks
– Will Robin the AI Gambler take the crown?
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Takeout Takes
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
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🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 NFL Receiving Leaders After 40
00:48 Worst Insults and Offensive Words
03:28 Geography Challenges and Educational Gifts
07:33 Holiday Sickness and Family Gatherings
10:43 NFL Season and Team Struggles
14:27 Tom Brady and NFL Records
20:12 NFL Draft and Player Updates
24:41 Relationship Drama and Wrestlers
25:49 NFL Catch Debates and Parlay Losses
27:16 NFL Playoff Predictions and Strategies
27:39 Eagles and Bills Game Analysis
29:11 NFL Coaches and Playoff Scenarios
43:04 NFL Week 18 Stakes and Predictions
48:08 Promotions and Social Media
49:08 Cultural Differences in Language
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Week 17 is pure chaos and somehow this season keeps getting worse.
We’re officially in desperation mode as the standings tighten, last place is still wide open, and people are getting beaten by robots, ladies, and basic math.
Add in Jets misery, Panthers optimism (for no reason), Steelers–Browns hatred, and Aaron Rodgers refusing to throw the ball more than five yards, and you’ve got a perfect NFL disaster.
🔊 This episode includes:
– The Week 17 betting chaos and standings breakdown
– Panthers +7.5… yes, multiple times
– Titans coming off a shocking win vs the Chiefs
– Giants vs Raiders: the “Who Can Screw Up the #1 Pick” Bowl
– Browns vs Steelers breakdown and Miles Garrett sack watch
– Aaron Rodgers refusing to risk anything (including joy)
– Jets offensive stats that shouldn’t be possible
– DK Metcalf suspension fallout and contract consequences
– Mike Tomlin trade theories and Steelers frustration boiling over
– Jaguars vs Colts total war
– The return of holiday distractions, gifts, chains, feet talk, and Christmas chaos
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
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🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 Fantasy Football Woes and Embarrassing Moments
00:45 Gift Exchange and Holiday Cheer
03:24 Foot Fetish Conversations
07:02 NFL Game Highlights and Player Performances
08:59 Quarterback Discussions and Team Strategies
16:35 Coaching Changes and Team Management
27:20 The Battle for Last Place
28:04 Tie Games and Percentages
30:13 Underdog Picks and Predictions
35:30 Lock of the Week and Draft Picks
45:57 Holiday Plans and Reflections
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This week is unhinged in the best way possible:
Catheters, colonoscopies, quarterback conspiracies, and why Michael Jordan might outlive us all (at least in sneaker sales).
We go deep on the Bengals’ future, Joe Burrow’s contract drama, and why Jets fans will trade every first-round pick to get him. Also:
– The best and worst anesthesia stories
– Does Burrow pull a Luck or become the next Stafford?
– NFL owners who meddle too much (we see you, Woody Johnson)
– Jordan brand longevity vs Taylor Swift legacy
– Our worst fears under sedation
– Dentist trauma and sweet tooth takes
– Parlay’s mountain pastries start a war
– Is the NFL rigged or just weird?
– Why Tom Brady should’ve disappeared and Terry Bradshaw needs to
– Plus all our picks for Week 16: underdogs, locks, and family picks
💥 Weekly Segments
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
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🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 Introduction and Personal Fears
00:26 Medical Procedures and Experiences
02:53 Anesthesia and Its Effects
04:46 Dental Work and Traumatic Experiences
10:43 Sports Talk and Betting Picks
23:11 Debating Joe Burrow's Performance
24:07 Jets vs. Saints Over/Under Discussion
25:20 Bears, Bills, and Bengals Picks
25:59 The Commanders' Decision on Jayden Daniels
26:10 Cincinnati Bengals' Future Prospects
35:09 Taylor Swift's Impact and Bonuses
36:56 Pre-Game Show Critiques
39:34 Tom Brady and Post-Retirement Life
42:20 Michael Jordan's Legacy
47:15 Upcoming Nashville Trip
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It’s December, stress is high, and the Dawgs are unraveling faster than Lamar Jackson in the red zone. This episode starts with holiday panic and ends in full-blown quarterback conspiracy theories. From Guardian Caps to emergency QBs, it’s one of the most unhinged episodes of the season.
🔊 This episode includes:
– Holiday anxiety, rage emails, and self-scheduled therapy
– Are the Steelers cursed or just slow? A deep hat dive
– Lamar won’t run. Josh Allen won’t stop. Burrow won’t sit.
– Why the Ravens are sketchy and the Chiefs still deserve your bets
– TE Mount Rushmore: Is Travis Kelce delusional?
– Guardian Cap debates: Smart safety or visual disgrace?
– The Colts curse, Daniel Jones’ demise, and Philip Rivers rumors
– Emergency QB Rule: Automatic QBs, ethnic diversity, and high school legends
– Mormon Wives x NFL QB of the Week: Josh Allen = Fruity Pebbles?
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
Guest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media
🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 The Stress of December
00:13 Self-Emails and Self-Reflection
02:17 Christmas Preparations and Surprises
03:25 Naked Dolls and Parenting Observations
04:08 Sex Robots: The Future of Companionship?
08:35 NFL Talk: Teams, Players, and Predictions
20:56 Quarterback Dilemmas and Solutions
21:31 Unconventional Quarterback Categories
23:00 Tom Brady and Family
24:11 NFL Picks and Predictions
26:59 Betting Strategies and Insights
35:10 Jets' Struggles and Media Pressure
38:22 Mormon Wives and NFL Comparisons
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This week, the Dawgs are barely holding it together as NFL Week 13 delivers another round of broken picks, broken quarterbacks, and broken spirits.
We cover everything from Disney viruses and dirty sodas to Vikings futility, Bengals chaos, and whether Aaron Rodgers is morphing into a Home Alone villain. Also, Robin the Robot continues her downward spiral, and one host openly considers canceling picks for the rest of the season. (Seriously.)
🔊 This episode includes:
– The Vikings offense hits historic lows (yes, worse than the Jets)
– Is Joe Burrow the only thing keeping the Bengals franchise alive?
– Caleb Williams shows up in matcha and wired headphones: let’s go
– Steelers fan breakdown: 26 unanswered and pure sadness
– Eagles identity crisis: Are the Chargers the upset of the week?
– Rodgers looks like he’s about to rob Kevin McCallister
– JJ McCarthy, Max Broer, and the weirdest QB room in the NFL
– Thanksgiving recap: food poisoning, Disney disasters & stuffed mushrooms
– The rise of dirty sodas (and possibly diabetes)
– Gambling Therapy makes a loud return
– Can Robin the AI Gambler ever win again?
– Week 13 Picks: Locks, Underdogs, Homer Picks
– Katie Ka$h fights for the rulebook (again)
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Takeout Takes
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
Guest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media
🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 Introduction and Initial Frustrations
00:11 Discussing AFC North and Playoff Predictions
00:30 Weight Loss and Thanksgiving Struggles
00:55 Disney Adventures and Food Experiences
01:45 Crowds and Rides at Disney
04:16 Thanksgiving Dinner and Family Moments
06:07 Negativity and Gender Differences
08:11 Greatest Inventions and Driving Safety
10:23 Football Talk and Betting Woes
11:57 Thanksgiving Halftime Show and NFL Games
21:22 Vikings' Struggles and NFL Comparisons
22:13 Vikings' Performance Breakdown
23:36 Aaron Rodgers and NFL Quarterbacks' Decline
29:32 Thanksgiving Football Recap
30:39 NFL Picks and Predictions
38:32 Football Hits and Concussions
42:21 Mormon Show and Dirty Sodas
43:24 Conclusion and Farewell
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It’s our 100th episode, and the Dawgs are unhinged in the best way possible.
From conspiracies to quarterback chaos, NFL Week 13 delivered the weird — and we’re here for all of it.
We debate if Jameis Winston is the most entertaining QB in the league, if Kirk Cousins deserves the nickname “Daddy Kirk,” and why punting from the 29-yard line should be a felony.
🔊 This episode includes:
– Jameis Winston vs Daddy Kirk: Locker room vibes showdown
– Is the NFL rigged? Betting conspiracies and coaching blunders
– Thanksgiving betting hangovers and Friday Night Football
– Shadeur Sanders criticism: Fair or racist?
– JJ McCarthy, Geno Smith, and who sucks worse
– The Giants-Jets stat that will haunt your dreams
– Hall of Fame debates: Eli Manning, Drew Brees, Frank Gore, & more
– Kirk Cousins takes Tuesdays off?!
– Gambling cold streaks, conspiracies, and Dartboard Picks™
– Over/Unders, Underdogs, Locks, and Robin the Robot’s latest bets
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Takeout Takes
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
Guest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media
🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 Introduction and Banter
00:54 Thanksgiving Recap and Episode Milestone
02:11 Gambling Talk and Strategies
06:45 Conspiracy Theories in Sports
11:32 Quarterback Discussions
22:20 Reactions and Comments
22:39 Tampa Bay's Struggles
24:16 Giants and Jets Woes
24:53 Coaching Decisions and Controversies
27:13 Underdog Picks and Predictions
29:54 Lock of the Week
34:45 Hall of Fame Debates
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It’s our 100th episode and Thanksgiving is in full effect!
The Dawgs go full mukbang-mode while breaking down the NFL’s Thanksgiving slate, talking cranberry sauce trauma, sharing wild Turkey Day traditions, and throwing shade at quarterbacks who forgot how to play football.
We officially introduce the “Pass The Leg” bet, the best (or worst?) Thanksgiving family gambling tradition.
Plus: we talk parade horror stories, why March of the Wooden Soldiers is an Italian classic, and the true meaning of Friendsgiving rage.
🦃 This episode includes:
– The “Pass The Leg” Fanduel family bet explained
– Lions, Cowboys & Ravens spreads: What’s the move?
– Dak vs Mahomes: Trust issues run deep
– Burrow’s busted wrist & Lamar’s cold weather curse
– Thanksgiving Day betting trends & spreads breakdown
– Prosciutto sandwich reviews and cranberry meltdowns
– Parade pee emergencies, wiffle ball games, and turkey trots
– A full betting preview with Locks, Underdogs & Overs
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
Guest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media
🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 The Great Jeans Debate
00:41 Thanksgiving Special Begins
01:28 Thanksgiving Food Talk
06:37 Thanksgiving Traditions and Activities
10:21 Thanksgiving Parade and New York City Events
14:10 Debating Thanksgiving Plans
15:02 Thanksgiving Bars and Restaurants
16:41 Thanksgiving Football Picks
18:02 Analyzing NFL Teams and Players
27:53 Thanksgiving Spread Facts
28:31 Final Thoughts and Humor
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This week, the Dawgs dive into everything from blown NFL picks to high school reunions, donuts, and Dancing With the Stars conspiracy theories.
It’s chaos from start to finish as they roast the Jets (again), attempt to make sense of the playoff picture, and uncover the secret lives of football fans in Spain.
🔊 This episode includes:
– A failed follower mission in Madrid 🇪🇸
– Fenway Park game day recap + 56-0 blowouts
– Shador Sanders gets robbed (but not bothered)
– Reality show theories, relationship advice & cider donuts
– Is ESPN Bet already dead?
– NFL trust meter: Lions, Bears, Vikings, and Panthers
– Gronk’s one-day contract + Jets PTSD
– Robin the Robot’s Week 13 picks
– Over/under win total updates + betting regret
– Bar call to San Francisco: the Niners are good for business
– NFL desperation picks and a desperate plea for someone to go 3-0
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Takeout Takes
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
Timestamps:
00:00 Haircut Dilemmas and Eighties Rocker Vibes
00:46 Poses, Sports, and Four Locos
02:18 Coffee Preferences and Health Debates
02:45 Spain Trip and Social Media Efforts
09:02 Fenway Park and Family Moments
15:54 Reunions, Regrets, and Social Dynamics
21:45 NFL Talk and Player Performances
32:50 Wrestling and Live Streaming
33:25 Backup Quarterbacks and Contracts
34:22 NFL Season Over/Under Predictions
39:37 Desperate Teams and Underdogs
41:55 Lock of the Week Picks
49:22 Dancing with the Stars Drama
01:00:01 Relationship Talk and Gifts
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The Dawgs are unhinged this week with ESPN Bet already dead, NFL coaches wildin’, streaming apps out of control, and the Steelers officially broken. It’s betting chaos, football meltdown season, and reunion regrets.
🔊 This episode includes:
– RIP ESPN Bet: We hardly knew you
– YouTube TV beef + Disney pricing rants
– Wildest game ever: Kings Point vs. Coast Guard at Fenway
– Senior day blues and JV mercy rules
– Steelers fans travel to LA for nothing
– Rodgers falling apart in real-time
– Betting scandals in the UFC, MLB, and NFL
– Vegas conspiracies, AI stat fails, and drunk ferry rides
– NFL Week 13 picks and a possible end for the Jets
– Robin the Robot is creeping up in the standings
– Takeout Takes, Degenerate Debates, and the Weekly Picks Battle
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Takeout Takes
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 The Fall of ESPN Bet
00:20 YouTube TV and ESPN Pricing Dispute
00:56 Family Ties and College Football Rivalries
01:30 Ferry Rides and Drinking Tales
03:34 Football Weekend Highlights
09:10 Coaching and Playing in Amateur Leagues
12:45 NFL Coaching Decisions and Team Performances
24:44 Twitter and Dolphins: A Cesspool of Negativity
25:03 The Tanking Debate: Fans Rooting for Losses
25:41 Draft Picks and the Pressure to Succeed
25:57 The Importance of Good Scouting
28:09 Betting and Predictions: NFL Picks
38:25 The Impact of AI on Betting and Law
45:55 Subscription Services and Streaming Woes
49:16 Reunions and Social Dilemmas
👉 Subscribe now for unfiltered NFL chaos, betting breakdowns, and barstool-level takes — from the sarcastic minds of New York degenerates. New episodes drop weekly on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts.
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This week, the Dawgs spiral into NFL madness, sugar crashes, and existential crises.
We admit we were DEAD wrong about the Seahawks and Sam Darnold (we’re sorry), dig into the worst defenses in the league, and break down what’s real, what’s fake, and what’s just a sugar-induced fever dream.
🔊 This episode includes:
– Sam Darnold’s revenge season with the Seahawks
– Joe Flacco is throwing missiles, Jake Browning can’t find the playbook
– Bears vs Bengals: Game of the year or worst defense ever?
– Halloween candy hangovers & office sabotage
– Fantasy busts, bad trades, and week-losing kickers
– Green Bay fan check-in via Takeout Takes: shoutout Legend Larry’s
– Weekly NFL picks: Bears, Bills, Dolphins, Lions, Patriots
– Plus: Underdog picks, locks of the week, and Robin the AI Gambler’s cold streak
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog of the Week
– Lock of the Week
– Homer Pick
– Gambling Therapy
– Takeout Takes
– Robin the AI Gambler
– Degenerate Debate of the Week
Guest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media
🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 Introduction and Self-Reflection
00:05 Seattle Seahawks and Sam Donald Discussion
00:35 Daylight Savings Time Rant
05:40 Halloween Candy Overload
08:35 Hartwick Football Update
13:10 NFL Trades and Team Performance
25:34 Record-Breaking Quarterback Performances
25:50 Buffalo Bills Fandom and Politics
26:23 Weekly NFL Picks and Predictions
28:09 Underdog Picks and Analysis
30:26 Lock of the Week and Team Insights
31:35 Homer Picks and Betting Strategies
38:49 Packers vs. Eagles: Fan Perspectives
44:07 NFL Legends and Memorable Moments
46:03 Sports Endorsements and Commercials
47:14 Concluding Thoughts and Humorous Anecdotes
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What do robot butt wipers, $600 poop-analyzing toilets, paper towel rationing, and the absolute collapse of the Steelers defense have in common? They all make it into this week’s chaotic ride through football, gambling, and life.
🔥 In this episode:
– Kurt loses it over the Steelers defense (WHO is the coordinator?!)
– The gang debates the perfect bet size (Jonny's running a sportsbook with 23 cents)
– AI toilets and robot bathroom assistants (yes, really)
– NFL’s all-criminal team picks up steam
– The Sandy Pickle vs. Over Under bar pick call-off in Dallas
– Who’s still in the playoff hunt, and who shouldn’t be
– Betting losses, broken teams, and backup QBs everywhere
– Jello shots, criminal stats, and sports meltdowns
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog Picks
– Lock of the Week
– Gambling Therapy
– Takeout Takes
– Robin the AI Gambler is back
🧠 Want your poop analyzed? Need to know how many paper towels you can afford this week? Just wanna rage about the NFL? You’re in the right place.
📌 New episodes every week — subscribe for unfiltered sports talk, gambling takes, fan meltdowns, and whatever else comes out of our mouths.
📞 Leave a comment with your lock of the week, and we might just roast it on air.
👉 Watch now. Or forever hold your paper towels.
00:00 Johnny's Perspective on Having Kids
00:10 The Future of Bathroom Technology
00:20 Analyzing Poop: Health Insights and Gadgets
01:13 The Cost and Benefits of Poop Analyzers
03:01 Napkin Economy: Signs of Financial Strain
04:21 Paper Towels vs. Reusable Cloths
05:23 Betting Strategies and Small Wins
08:27 Frustrations with the Steelers' Defense
12:00 NFL Team Performances and Surprising Wins
20:30 The Giants' Misfortunes and Injuries
23:53 Critique of Patrick Queen
24:05 Steelers Defense Positivity
24:39 Betting Frustrations and Insights
25:01 Weekly Picks Recap
27:06 Underdog Picks Debate
31:28 Family Picks and Locks
35:20 Calling Bars for Cowboys Game Picks
42:51 Social Media and Content Strategy
46:15 Final Thoughts and Sign-Off
🎙 Hosted by Johnny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$h
This week’s episode gets real unhinged, and we’re not mad about it. From Dancing With the Stars conspiracy theories to Jets implosions, Flacco throwing Hail Marys at 73, and debating whether Zach Wilson should be kidnapped back to New York — we cover the chaos across the league and beyond.
🧠 Inside this week’s madness:
– Do the Dolphins hate their coach or just their QB?
– Is Tua sabotaging Mike McDaniel’s career like he did Brian Flores?
– Tyreek Hill’s off-field chaos, comeback odds, and injury updates
– Drake May leading the new-look Patriots
– Garrett Wilson to the Steelers? Please?
– Why FanDuel broke the internet and ruined everyone’s Sunday
– Andy Reid’s first shutout ever — and it’s against the Raiders
– Our NFL bar calls to The Peanut in KC go very, very wrong
– Flacco bombs a 73-yard Hail Mary and we wonder if he’s actually immortal
– Dart, the Giants, and sourdough bread alarms
🍞 Bonus chaos:
– Bread etiquette
– Gambling therapy
– Katie’s Spanish scouting mission
– QR code marketing schemes
– Flipping the Jets before they flip us
If you like football, food, and sarcasm, you’re in the right place.
00:00 Introduction and Icebreaker
00:39 Reality TV Show Discussions
03:28 Internet Outage and Its Impact
04:32 Betting and Gambling Stories
09:54 NFL Talk: Coaches and Quarterbacks
13:02 Patriots and AFC East Analysis
20:15 Jets' Quarterback Dilemma
24:28 Jets Playoff Hopes and Player Stats
24:58 Travel Plans and QR Codes
27:39 Recap of Last Week's Picks
28:46 Week 8 Underdog Picks
31:59 Week 8 Lock Picks
36:12 Monday Night Football Predictions
39:01 Giants' Heartbreaking Loss
46:54 Kansas City Chiefs Call Fiasco
Katie Ka$h is out this week — so naturally, we’re talking feet pics, NFL frauds, and a Detroit restaurant phone tree breakdown. Chaos reigns. Bread was brought, coaches were fired, and our bets still suck.
Welcome to First Down Dawgs.
This week’s madness includes:
🏈 NFL Coach Firings – Brian Callahan gone, who’s next?
🏈 Micah Parsons vs Jamar Chase – Who’s got more tackles?
🏈 Tyreek Hill Watch – Still injured, still not a dad of the year
🏈 Dolphins vs Browns – Is this a loser leaves town game?
🏈 Jets, Ravens, Giants, Packers – What the hell are we watching?
🏈 Dan Campbell, Jared Goff, and the Lions’ NFC redemption arc
🏈 Why the entire AFC might just be a fraud
🔥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog & Lock of the Week
– Gambling Therapy
– Takeout Takes (we called Detroit AND Seattle this time)
– Robin the AI Gambler picks against the humans again
– Shoutout to Mabel Gray’s very locked phone line
Bonus topics:
– Katie’s feet in multiple countries
– QR code guerrilla marketing ideas
– Kirk Herbstreit’s jet-fueled grind
– The rise of the Creatine Caucasians (Jackson Dart & Cam Scattabo)
– What makes a true NFL MVP
– The Cowboys’ tragic downfall… again
– The most patriotic subscriber ask in YouTube history
Guest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Opening Banter and Last Week's Recap
00:40 Bread and Bruschetta Debate
01:14 Katie's Wedding Stories
03:25 Harwick Football Update
04:33 Promoting the Secretary's Cup
06:51 QR Code Marketing Ideas
08:25 NFL Weekend Recap
18:49 Quarterback Injuries and Team Performance
25:16 Debating Quarterback Choices
25:47 Weekly Picks Recap
26:26 Underdog Picks Discussion
29:30 Lock Picks Analysis
35:45 Monday Night Football Predictions
47:31 Subscriber Call to Action
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This week, the Dawgs finally lock in the loser bet and it’s as humiliating as ever: panhandling in your team’s gear.
And to make it official, we bring in a special guest to choose the punishment, NFL and Rutgers legend Mohamed Sanu. From his time with the Bengals to his Rutgers roots, Mo joins the show to talk football, life after the league, and deliver the final word on our season-long bet.
Meanwhile, around the league:
– Tyreek Hill blows out his knee… but still smiling?
– Will he win Comeback Player of the Year or Father of the Year first?
– Jamar Chase leads the Bengals in… tackles?!
– Joe Flacco is BACK, and the AFC North is in full chaos
– Tua, Trevor Lawrence, Kyler Murray, and Daniel Jones talk
– Jets, Giants, Bills, Chiefs
– NY football might be cursed
– Mahomes has 9 seconds in the pocket but still loses
– Betting disasters, fantasy meltdowns, and more NFL clown show moments
💥 Weekly Segments:
– Underdog & Lock Picks
– Gambling Therapy
– Takeout Takes: We cold-call bars in Atlanta & D.C. for Monday Night Football picks
– Robin the AI Robot makes her Week 6 picks and tries to avoid panhandling
Whether you’re an NFL sicko, a degenerate gambler, or just here for the jokes — this one’s for you.
🎙 Hosted by Johnny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$h
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🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 Introduction and Show Overview
00:54 The Straw Debate
02:06 Setting Up the Bet
04:48 Special Guest Call - Mohamed Sanu
12:26 Discussing NFL Highlights
17:47 Fantasy Football Talk
25:22 Shocking Developments in the NFL
25:42 Tom Brady's Unhappy Raiders Stint
26:26 Mark Sanchez's Bizarre Incident
27:53 NFL Network's Mark Sanchez Profile
28:35 Weekly NFL Picks and Predictions
30:11 Underdog Picks and Strategies
32:50 Lock of the Week and Analysis
39:43 Monday Night Football Bar Calls
46:41 Unexpected Callbacks and Reactions
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Another week, another losing ticket. The Dawgs are back and the NFL is on fire... or maybe just broken.
This week’s chaos includes:
– Tyreek Hill’s brutal knee injury, legal issues, and 10-kid legacy
– Is Tua Tagovailoa done targeting Hill for good?
– Derrick Henry might be cooked
– Daniel Jones and the myth of being “back”
– Jackson Dart enters Giants lore
– Jamar Chase, Justin Herbert, and Aaron Rodgers all raising red flags
– Blocked field goals, meltdowns, and NFL gambling breakdowns
💥 Weekly Segments
– Underdog picks
– Lock of the week
– Gambling therapy
– Takeout Takes is back (calling bars in Duval County)
– Robin the Robot goes 3-0 (!)
Also:
– $50 fitted Yankee hats
– Wide receivers behaving like toddlers
– Urinal stances
– Should the Ravens and Jets just start over?
🎙 Hosted by Johnny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Trip's Picks
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Timestamps:
00:00 Hilarious Injury Reactions
00:49 The Cost of Baseball Fitted Hats
02:15 Yankees Playoff Predictions
04:57 Football Talk: Giants and More
05:10 The Secretary's Cup Plug
15:38 Wide Receivers Drama
23:29 Winning Streaks and Hot Takes
24:30 Analyzing Team Performances
26:52 Blocked Kicks and Game Impact
27:48 Weekly Picks and Predictions
29:55 Underdog Bets and Lock Picks
38:55 Takeout Takes and Fan Opinions
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This week’s episode of First Down Dawgs with hosts Jonny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$h is a full-blown NFL meltdown.
– Gambling is ruining our lives (but we’re still betting 🫠)
– MrBeast NFL takeover – genius or evil?
– Tyreek Hill, Derrick Henry, and Daniel Jones drama
– Christian McCaffrey, Micah Parsons, Lamar Jackson & Joe Burrow injuries
– Is Jackson Dart the savior for the Giants? Or just another NYC disaster?
– Josh Allen flops again
– Jared Goff = elite??
– Steelers, Ravens, Dolphins, Giants, Lions, and 49ers broken down
We talk betting pain, fantasy heartbreak, conspiracies, failed TikToks, and whether the NFL has already peaked by Week 4.
💥 Also:
– Weekly picks + underdogs + locks
– A visit from Robin the AI Gambler
– Fenway plug for the Secretariat’s Cup
– Sean goes to Hyrox
– And the real question… is Vegas controlling the media?
Guest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 The Pain of Gambling Losses
04:25 Strategies and Stories of Gambling
07:58 The Influence of Media on Gambling
10:20 Gambling Wins and Losses
12:53 YouTube and Social Media Impact
15:00 NFL Week Three Breakdown
19:01 Quarterback Performances and Predictions
25:17 Gibbs' Touchdown Streak
25:53 Derrick Henry's Fumble Woes
26:30 Ravens' Defensive Struggles
27:58 Kansas City's Offensive Issues
28:53 NFL Picks and Predictions
32:32 Underdog Picks
36:09 Homer Picks
38:59 Lock Picks
New episodes dropping every Friday!
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This week, Johnny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Trip's Picks are back in the (sweaty) studio with another unhinged NFL breakdown. It’s Week 3, and the football gods are already laughing.📌 This Week’s Highlights:– Is Tyreek Hill done in Miami? Legal drama unfolds– Josh Allen is flopping like he’s in the NBA– Daniel Jones quietly putting up elite QB numbers– Is it time for Travis Kelce to be a trophy husband?– Micah Parsons trade fallout explained– Are the Chiefs, Jets, and Giants already in trouble?– Joe Burrow injury talk + why he might miss the season– Is Tua Tagovailoa the most hit-or-miss QB in the league?🎯 Plus:– Weekly NFL picks, underdogs, and locks– Stat of the week: Colts still haven’t punted– Smelling salts and crushed gambling dreams– The return of Robin the AI gambler (barely surviving)🏈 Games Covered:Bills, Giants, Dolphins, Jets, Cowboys, Bears, Colts, Ravens, Commanders, Raiders, Steelers, Vikings, Bengals, Chargers, and moreGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Introduction and Broken Air Conditioner00:29 Medical Mishap and Snappy P01:49 Katie's Picks and Communication Issues04:43 Hartwick Football and Game Highlights06:19 YouTube Subscribers and Social Media Goals10:34 NFL Quarterbacks and Team Performances13:21 Josh Allen and Chiefs' Struggles18:55 Joe Burrow and Injury Concerns23:35 Post-Game Blues and Teaser Strategies25:44 Trevor Lawrence and NFL Player Struggles26:19 NFL Picks and Betting Strategies27:39 Recap of Last Week's Picks28:45 Underdog Picks and Betting Insights31:21 Lock of the Week and Betting Trends45:11 Upcoming Bets and Tattoo WagersNew episodes dropping every Friday!
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Welcome to Episode 89 of First Down Dawgs – the only football podcast where smelling salts, Tinder conspiracies, and Tyreek Hill legal drama all exist in the same 45 minutes.
🎙️ This week’s hosts:Johnny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$h (fresh off the plane from Italy 🇮🇹).
This Week’s Highlights:
🏈 NFL Week 2 Picks – Underdogs, Locks, and Homer team chaos
🔥 Josh Allen drops a historic 4th quarter stat line
💣 Tyreek Hill in legal trouble – is this the end in Miami?
👀 Tua Tagovailoa struggles again behind a broken O-line
😬 Lamar Jackson and the Ravens blow another 4th quarter lead
🟡 Steelers vs. Seahawks under bet – love it or hate it?
📉 Why the Dolphins, Giants, and Commanders are all in trouble
🫣 Micah Parsons to Green Bay??
🎭 Kylie Kelce’s Tinder Origin Story – too perfect to be real?
📉 Robin the Robot goes 0-3… and gets benched
🔒 LOCKS OF THE WEEK
🐶 UNDERDOG PICKS
🏡 HOMER TEAM BETS (new name pending…)
🤖 Robin & Dan Gamble AI: benched or broken?
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🎬 Timestamps:
00:00 Katie's Many Names
01:25 Katie's European Adventure
02:23 Cooking in Palermo
03:15 Unexpected Football Conversations
05:54 Tinder Success Stories
07:54 WNBA and Female Athletes
13:10 NFL Week One Highlights
23:21 Custody Battles and Child Support
23:34 Steelers Comeback Victory
23:42 Jets Quarterback Woes
24:36 Aaron Rodgers' Mysterious Marriage
26:01 Ben Johnson's Coaching Journey
27:31 NFL Picks and Predictions
31:10 Underdog Picks and Analysis
38:22 Lock of the Week and Final Thoughts
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Week 1 is HERE and the chaos is beautiful.
Smelling salts, lost remotes, missing co-hosts, drunken Uber rides, and degenerate gambling... just another week with the First Down Dawgs 🐾
In Episode 88, the gang recaps Labor Day misadventures, dives into the latest NFL conspiracy theories, makes Week 1 picks, and debates everything from Tyreek Hill’s future to subscription overload just to watch football.🎙️ H
ighlights Include:
– Is Micah Parsons the final piece for the Packers Super Bowl run?
– Why Tyreek Hill won’t finish the season with the Dolphins 👀
– The 2025 NFL subscription nightmare (how many apps do we need??)
– Jameis Winston’s sermons, Russell Wilson’s rebrand, and the “sexy robot” named Robin 🤖
– Who’s betting baseball, tennis, and US Open? And why?
– NFL Week 1: Locks, underdogs, and Homer Picks
– Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift: Are they cursed?
📢 Your Picks Format Reminder:
✔️ 1 Lock of the Week
✔️ 1 Underdog Pick
✔️ 1 Game Involving Jets, Dolphins, Bengals, or Steelers
✔️ Robin’s AI picks (don’t fade the robot…)
📺 Watch, laugh, bet (responsibly), and hit that subscribe button.
🛎️ Weekly picks. Degenerate energy. Unfiltered football takes.Guest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Introduction and Initial Confusion
01:24 Missing People and Excitement for the Show
02:38 Funny Dinner Story and Podcast Promotion
03:43 Gambling Stories and Alter Egos
05:28 Sports Talk: NFL and Tennis
18:10 Subscription Costs for Watching NFL
20:28 Reminder to Cancel Fox Sports App
21:33 Gambling Woes and Frustrations
22:12 Weekly Picks Breakdown
23:00 Lock of the Week Selections
29:28 Underdog Picks and Analysis
39:44 Final Thoughts and YouTube Push
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Welcome to Episode 87 of First Down Dawgs! In this wild preseason edition, the crew dives headfirst into everything from smelling salts gone wrong to Super Bowl predictions, with plenty of hot takes in between.We break down:🏈 Micah Parsons’ contract drama🔥 Is Taylor Swift really headlining the Super Bowl halftime show?💰 Betting talk with our favorite robot handicapper Dan Gamble AI😳 Shilo Sanders’ sideline meltdown – is Deion losing control?🚫 The fall of Anthony Richardson and rise of Tommy DeVito (sort of)🎤 And yes… Antonio Brown’s unhinged tweets are back.We also debate:– Why the Green Bay Packers could shock the world– If Lamar Jackson is cursed in cold weather– And how to get to 500 YouTube subs by Week 4 🙌Guest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Waking Up with Smelling Salts03:48 Medieval Times Adventure06:15 21st Birthday Bar Crawl12:29 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey Rumors18:02 NFL Preseason and Tommy DeVito19:36 Coach's Hot Seat Debate20:14 Justin Fields' Running Photo21:02 Shiloh's Name and Career Impact21:29 NFL Comeback Stories22:50 Antonio Brown's Antics23:41 Kenny Pickett's NFL Journey24:23 Anthony Richardson's NFL Struggles25:24 Introducing Dan Gamble27:11 Super Bowl Predictions30:36 WNBA and Women's Sports Discussion36:24 Promoting the Show37:58 Fantasy Draft Anecdote39:30 Conclusion and Next Week's PreviewNew episodes dropping every Friday! Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! =================================================================*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nfl #nflnews #podcast