This week, the FratChat Bros do something truly unprecedented: they sit down, crack open their emotional journals, and apologize for some of the meanest things they've said this season. In the main segment, We’re Sorry, the guys run through a wildly unfiltered (and occasionally unhinged) list of apologies—ranging from aging boy-band comparisons, Corey Feldman slander, presidential fat jokes, and yes… even you, the listener arguing in the car right now. It’s part self-reflection, part roast, part group therapy session that absolutely should not be covered by insurance. Growth is happening. Probably. Then it’s back to classic FratChat chaos with Emails From the Listeners, including an Applebee’s birthday dinner that ended in betrayal, public humiliation, and a manager comping every table except one, plus a married listener wondering if yelling-then-banging counts as healthy conflict resolution. In the news, we break down how posting your boarding pass online can literally get your flight canceled, react to a woman marrying an AI chatbot (credit to CNN), and cover a jaw-dropping Tennessee story involving a school board member arrested again for indecent exposure (credit to ReichWingWatch). Equal parts funny, horrifying, and “how is this real life,” this episode has everything—except shame. We already used it all up. Got a question, comment or topic for us to cover? Let us know! Send us an email at fratchatpodcast@gmail.com.

Christmas music is supposed to bring joy, but every year we’re reminded that some holiday songs are an absolute crime against humanity. This week on the FratChat Podcast, we break down the worst offenders ever inflicted on the season — from celebrity Christmas songs that never should’ve been recorded, to tracks that are either unintentionally hilarious or emotionally devastating for no reason. We argue over which songs are just bad, which ones are wildly uncomfortable, and which ones feel like they were written specifically to ruin your mood while you’re trapped in a Target checkout line. Plus, we read emails from listeners, including a Thanksgiving family feud sparked by garlic mashed potatoes and a desperate request for the perfect excuse to call out of work. In news, Carlos comes to terms with getting older after John Cena's final WWE match, and in Not the Drag Queens, we once again call out a loud anti-drag crusader who turned out to be exactly what he claimed to be fighting against. Awful songs, listener chaos, pop culture heartbreak, and uncomfortable truths — all in one episode.

This week on The FratChat Podcast, the boys crack open the most unhinged holiday stories ever written — by us to roast us. That’s right, we’re diving into “Story Time 2K25,” featuring the legendary Carlitos, the Sweaty Snack-Hoarding Menace of Christmas, and Old School Chris surviving the world’s angriest grandma and the world’s most volatile lactose incident. From reindeer homicide to bathroom war crimes, this episode is a festive fever dream of chaos, trauma, and poor adult supervision. And as always, your two favorite bros bring it to life with dramatic readings and enough questionable morals to qualify as a holiday special on FX. In our other segments, we jump into Emails From the Listeners, including a listener's absolute CODE RED situation — a Hallmark holiday gone full Skinemax when his mom walked in mid–North Pole polishing. We break down how a grown man recovers from psychological Chernobyl. Then a listener asks CMo the big question: “What conspiracy theory do you believe… but only after two beers?” And in the news, the guys talk about the clown circus that is FIFA inventing a “Peace Prize” just to hand it to Donald Trump after the Nobel said “nah.” Finally, in this week’s Not the Drag Queens, we expose yet another “child protector” who turned out to be the actual threat — former Georgia GOP assistant secretary Ja’Quon Stembridge, caught in an alleged sting that proves, once again, drag queens are just trying to contour while everyone else is out here committing felonies. Strap in, folks — it’s a wild one!

This week on The FratChat Podcast, we’re giving thanks the only way we know how — loudly, stupidly, and with absolutely zero emotional maturity. We’re diving into our annual tradition: “Things We Are Thankful For,” 2025 edition. From the people we love (and secretly steal from), to all the bizarre little gifts life gave us this year. If it made us smile, saved our sanity, or conveniently distracted us from our responsibilities, it made the list. Then we jump into our other segments, starting with Emails From the Listeners — and you guys brought the chaos. One listener writes in having a full-blown meltdown because his girlfriend wants to invite her extremely conservative parents over for the Super Bowl. We also hear another listener, newly single and trying to navigate online dating without accidentally writing a profile that reads like a job application. Plus, we break down the horrifying, digestive-system-obliterating annual tradition known as Brown Friday — the day plumbers see the worst things humanity can produce. And finally, in the News, we talk about the Namibian politician literally named Adolf Hitler who just got reelected, proving once and for all that 2025 refuses to be a normal year. Buckle up — this episode has everything but working plumbing.

Bachelor and bachelorette parties: the final frontier of chaos, poor decisions, emotional instability, and someone ending the night crying in a bathroom for reasons no one fully understands. This week, we’re counting down the Top 10 WORST Things You Can Do at Your Bachelor or Bachelorette Party — the nuclear-level mistakes that guarantee drama, breakups, medical emergencies, missing persons cases, and screenshots that will haunt group chats for the rest of time. But that’s not all — we’ve got a STACKED lineup of chaos in our other segments. In Emails From the Listeners, a listener writes in because her boyfriend is perfect… except in bed... Then Joseph from San Diego wants to know if he’s wasting his time on a cross-country long-distance romance with a woman he met at a wedding. We break it all down, judgement-free (ish).Then in The News, we dive into the political earthquake of the week: Marjorie Taylor Greene’s shocking resignation from Congress. We get into the infighting, the meltdown, the fallout, and why MTG quitting before we even got Grand Theft Auto VI was absolutely NOT on our 2025 bingo card. And finally, in Not The Drag Queens, we spotlight the spectacular downfall of Alexander Steven Back — the ICE auditor who got busted in a child-sex sting, then tried to save himself by shouting “I’m ICE, boys!” like he was cutting a promo on Monday Night Raw. Spoiler: he was not saved. Another week, another mountain of chaos. Strap in. This one goes HARD! 

This week on The FratChat Podcast, we’re breaking down the definitive list of the best and worst Thanksgiving sides you can possibly bring to a potluck — because some of you out there are still committing culinary war crimes. We’re going talking the elite-tier comfort dishes like creamy mac and cheese (REAL cheese only, you heathens), and of course… the unholy disasters that will immediately get you uninvited to our house. We’re going in HARD on the best and worst so you don’t embarrass yourself this holiday season. But that’s not all — we’ve got Emails From the Listeners, and wow, this week is a ride. First, a listener writes in after reconnecting with a college buddy who apparently still thinks he's in Project X: bar fights, puke in the Uber under your account, and a hangover that nearly kills a man pushing 40. Should he hang out with this human hurricane again? Then CMo tackles another listener who has one simple Thanksgiving problem: his girlfriend’s mom cooks like she’s actively mad at flavor. What does he do when “sh** on a plate” is the official family recipe? We also dive into wild new government shutdown riders affecting the entire hemp industry and some very nervous senators, and wrap with Not The Drag Queens — where newly released Epstein emails claim Trump “spent hours” at his house and “knew about the girls.” Denials abound, the questions get bigger, and we break it all down.

This week, the boys are roasting the absolute worst holiday characters ever created — the ones that make you wish Christmas came with a recall policy. From Zwarte Piet, the racist relic the Netherlands refuses to retire, to Spuds MacKenzie’s beer-soaked Santa phase. We’re unwrapping the tackiest, creepiest, and most problematic icons of the season, and asking: who thought this was festive? Then in Emails From The Listeners, a listener writes in about his girlfriend’s ex getting the backdoor access he never could, and the guys try to explain America’s insane tipping culture to a confused Italian newcomer. In News, we cover the bizarre case of the woman convicted of cyber farting — yes, literal weaponized flatulence. And finally, Not The Drag Queens returns with the infuriating story of an Oklahoma teen who brutally assaulted two girls and somehow got probation — proving once again, it’s not the drag queens hurting people. It’s the privileged bros the justice system keeps protecting.

The bracket chaos continues! The guys are back with Part 2 of The Best Excuses to Leave a Party Early Tournament, and it’s time to crown the ultimate champion of social bailouts. The excuses are getting wilder, grosser, and way too relatable — from “food poisoning” to “my therapist said I should say no more often,” no lie is safe and no exit strategy goes unjudged. It’s the hilarious and weirdly informative showdown you didn’t know you needed — and trust us, this one’s a can’t-miss episode for anyone who’s ever Irish-goodbyed before dessert.

It’s tournament time, baby! The guys kick off The Best Excuses to Leave a Party Early Tournament (Part 1) — where 32 of the funniest, grossest, and most creative excuses go head-to-head to see which one reigns supreme. This  episode is for everyone who’s ever faked an emergency to escape small talk. (We are looking at YOU!) Plus, in this week’s listener emails, one guy’s girlfriend has gone full Christmas in October, another can’t deal with his partner’s overpacking, and the news gets wild with an NBA gambling scandal involving mob ties and insider bets. Then, in Not the Drag Queens, a so-called “family values” guy in Indiana gets busted for the exact crimes he’s been preaching against — proving once again, it’s never the drag queens.

You don’t need ghosts or serial killers to be terrified. Real life is horrifying enough. This week on The FratChat Podcast, we’re diving into The Scariest Things That Aren’t Actually Scary. From waiting for STD results to hearing your doctor say “hmm,” we’re breaking down the real-life moments that make your stomach drop and your soul briefly exit your body. Because sometimes, fear isn’t about what goes bump in the night. It’s about your barber saying “oops.” Plus, we dive into Emails from the Listeners, where Carlos tries to help a guy whose girlfriend keeps turning their Halloween costumes into her personal thirst-trap campaign, while CMo takes on a question about NYC’s wild political climate ahead of the election. Then we hit the News, featuring Kevin Federline’s attempt at a comeback with his new memoir — and let’s just say, Britney’s not thrilled. Finally, in Not The Drag Queens, we tackle another week of GOP horror stories — this time, Young Republicans caught sharing Nazi memes in a private chat and a literal swastika flag found in a congressman’s office. Because once again, the real monsters aren’t in drag. They’re in power.

This week on The FratChat Podcast, we’re putting the “Commander in Beef” back in Commander-in-Chief with From Fittest to Thickest: The Top 5 Fittest and Least Fit U.S. Presidents! From Teddy Roosevelt punching his way through history to William Howard Taft turning bathtubs into national monuments, we’re ranking which presidents could actually survive a workout and which ones would tap out after the warm-up. We’re talking steak-for-breakfast diets, McDonald’s diplomacy, and the presidents who made the White House scale cry for mercy. It’s America’s ultimate fitness test, and let’s just say... some of these guys failed the mile run hard. But that’s not all! In Emails from the Listeners, a listener's roommate takes Halloween enthusiasm to a full-blown horror movie possession, while Cindy from Atlanta wants our take on Bravo star Wendy Osefo’s fraud arrest. PLUS, this week the news brings us the latest on a high school teacher who weaponized “liquid ass.” Plus, in Not the Drag Queens, a Texas man with a mile-long rap sheet proves once again that the creeps are coming from inside the Bible Belt. Buckle up! This episode’s got more twists than Taft’s diet plan.

This week, The FratChat Podcast is bowing down to the queen of reinvention herself: Taylor Swift. From re-recording her entire catalog just to stick it to her old label, to suing a creepy DJ for a single dollar, to forcing Apple to change policy with one Tumblr post, Taylor’s made a career out of flipping the script and coming out on top. We’re breaking down her most legendary, most savage, and most bad ass moments. Because when it comes to power moves, Taylor’s in a league of her own. But that’s not all! In Emails from the Listeners, one guy writes in to ask if his girlfriend’s Taylor Swift obsession is normal OR if he’s about to come home to a cardboard Travis Kelce shrine. Another listener wants to know our thoughts on the wild world of underground bars and what really goes down there (we’ve got stories). Then, in the news, we talk about Fox News host Pete Hegseth’s latest moment of “brilliance,” and wrap things up with a chilling Not the Drag Queens story out of Michigan. Where a self-proclaimed MAGA man is facing trial for one of the most gruesome crimes imaginable. Summer might be over, but the laughs (and chaos) are carrying right into spooky season. Tune in, grab a drink, and let’s get into it. Because it’s The FratChat Podcast, and we’ve got no chill.

This week on The FratChat Podcast, we’re diving into the wildest celebrity backgrounds! And it doesn’t get crazier than celebrity parents. These aren’t just regular parents. They’re the type who make your family drama look like a Norman Rockwell painting. But that’s just the start. We’ve also have another hilarious edition of Emails From the Listeners! Like the guy stuck living with a roommate who treats his birthday like the Met Gala, except somehow more unbearable. Plus, CMo finally spills on what his actual type is. Then, in the news, Tyson Fury’s daughter “Venezuela” is sixteen and already engaged. Which leads us to question if we’re old, washed up, or just the last sane people left. And don’t miss this week’s “Not the Drag Queens,” where we break down how the biggest consumers of trans porn are the same conservatives yelling the loudest about “family values.” Shocking? Not really. Hypocritical? Absolutely.

Dakarai Larriett has lived through it all. Growing up in Alabama, coming out in his 20’s, getting thrown in jail for a crime he didn’t commit, and instead of letting it break him, turning that anger into action. Now he’s running for the U.S. Senate! He joins us to talk about his journey, his fight for justice, and why Alabama deserves better. Plus, he’s got a powerful new memoir out called 'DON’T FLUSH!: From a False Arrest to a Political Awakening: My Journey to Making a Difference,' which you can download right now on Kindle and Apple Books. Trust us, you’re gonna want to hear this.  But that’s not all, this episode also dives into some of our signature FratChat chaos! In Emails from the Listeners we tackle Chris from Chicago’s girlfriend ASMR nightmare and Troy from New Orleans’ quest to bulk up before college. For News we break down the wild moment when Ted Cruz of all people became the voice of reason against FCC censorship. And of course, we’re back with another jaw-dropper in Not the Drag Queens, proving once again the real dangers are often in the halls of power, not at the drag show. Buckle up, this episode’s got laughs, WTF moments, and some serious truth bombs.

This week on The FratChat Podcast we’re tackling the one thing everybody’s desperate for right now: stress relief! Life feels like one giant group project where the WiFi is down, nobody is pulling their weight, and somehow you’re the one presenting. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! From deep breathing with possible fart side effects, to comfort food binges, to smoking just the right amount of weed (spoiler: it’s never the right amount), we’re breaking down the funniest, weirdest, and surprisingly effective ways to relax before you lose it completely. Plus, we dive into your listener emails from a bladder emergency that destroyed a first date to the existential terror of traveling solo, and cover the latest wild news including the Pennsylvania man whose emotional support alligator just got banned from Walmart. Add in a few rants, roasts, and laughs along the way, and you’ve got the perfect antidote to a stressful week. Tune in, chill out, and maybe even breathe without hyperventilating. Got a question, comment or topic for us to cover? Let us know! Send us an email at fratchatpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on all social media:

This week on The FratChat Podcast, we’re diving into the Funniest Fantasy Football Punishments—the wild, humiliating, and downright absurd things leagues make their losers do. From running a marathon with zero training to surviving 24 hours in a Waffle House, we’re covering the most creative ways grown men have been shamed for drafting badly. These punishments are brutal, hilarious, and exactly why you should always check your lineup. But that’s not all! We’ve got another round of Emails From the Listeners, including one about whether a groom is out of line for demanding a gift after an expensive destination wedding, and another asking how to build the perfect dating profile. In the news, two Florida pastors literally sat on a Black History Matters mural to stop FDOT from painting over it, proving some churches actually walk the walk. And in Not the Drag Queens, MAGA comic Jon Reep gets busted for child exploitation charges, adding yet another hypocrite to the ever-growing list. All that and more in an episode you don’t want to miss! Got a question, comment or topic for us to cover? Let us know! Send us an email at fratchatpodcast@gmail.com.

This week, we’re diving headfirst into the creepiest, wildest unsolved mysteries that still keep people awake at night. From the chilling fate of the Yuba County Five, to the eerie disaster at the Dyatlov Pass Incident, to the haunting disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370, these stories have everything: confusion, conspiracy, and enough nightmare fuel to keep you side-eyeing shadows in your room. Buckle up, because we’re breaking down the scariest real-life mysteries that no one has ever fully solved. But that’s not all! We’ve got our usual chaos brewing. In Emails from the Listeners, one wedding went nuclear when a drunk groomsman locked lips with the maid of honor… while her boyfriend was sitting inside, champagne in hand. Plus, CMo’s biggest pet peeve while traveling, because airports really are where sanity goes to die. Over in News, a leaked British tabloid story about a Republican lawmaker’s alleged secret sex scandal has strategists Tim Miller and Adam Kinzinger laughing and side-eyeing the whole GOP. And in Not The Drag Queens, we’ve got Scott Soucek, a “family values” MAGA crusader caught with hundreds of illicit child images. Reminding everyone that the real danger isn’t drag queens reading books. Got a question, comment or topic for us to cover? Let us know! Send us an email at fratchatpodcast@gmail.com.

Breakups can be brutal… but sometimes they’re downright hilarious. This week, the guys dive into the pettiest, most over-the-top reasons people have called it quits. From the girl who clapped every time a plane landed to the dude who couldn’t handle his girlfriend’s Jenga strategy. We’ve got condiment crimes, odd-number TV volumes, human GPS narrations, and more. These aren’t just breakups, they’re stories you’ll be retelling at every party for years. Petty? Maybe. Entertaining? Absolutely. But that’s not all. Your favorite segments are back! We’re tackling listener emails about toilet-time crimes and when it’s okay to finally drop the façade and fart in front of your significant other. In the news, Lil Nas X finds himself in trouble on Ventura Boulevard in a story that’s as wild as his wardrobe. And in Not the Drag Queens, we’re reminding you who the real danger is (spoiler: it’s not the queens in glitter). This episode’s got everything. Laughs, drama, and the kind of petty energy that keeps the FratChat Podcast rolling.

House parties are supposed to be about red cups, music, and questionable dance moves. But in this episode of The FratChat Podcast, we’re diving into the darker side of the party scene. From jealous exes with AR-15s, to murders hidden behind family gatherings, to Airbnbs turned into literal warzones, these are the true-crime stories where good times turned deadly. We’re covering ten of the wildest and most shocking house parties that spiraled into murder, mayhem, and chaos you won’t believe actually happened. Consider this your cautionary tale: next time you RSVP, maybe double-check who’s on the guest list. But that’s not all! Our other segments are just as insane. We read Emails from the Listeners, including one poor guy whose girlfriend's sleep sounds are keeping him awake and terrifying us. We also give advice to a new podcaster, giving him all of our best tips to make a good podcast. PLUS! We dig into a chilling news story about a brain-eating amoeba that proves even neti pots can kill, and bring you a jaw-dropping update in our Not the Drag Queens segment, where *spoiler alert* it’s never the drag queens you have to worry about. Buckle up, because this episode brings laughs, gasps, and a whole lot of WTF. It's the FratChat Podcast! 

This week on The FratChat Podcast we’re counting down the Top 10 REAL Jobs That SHOULDN’T Exist. From pet psychics to professional cuddlers who will spoon you for cash, we’ve found the weirdest and most pointless careers out there. We also tackle Emails From the Listeners, including a jealous-girlfriend situation with a guy named Trevor and career advice for climbing NYC’s corporate ladder. In News, did you know that Japan has a work place law to keep people from getting fat? The FratChat Podcast investigates. Plus, in Not The Drag Queens, we break down another bizarre political moment you just wont want to miss!