As our resident international adventurer, Kelly Cheese missed out on our first morning back in the new year, there was another person absent too! As our usual lineup had a bit of a shakeup, we also dive in to Free Beer's adventures in geopolitical conflicts and being stuck on an island. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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As our resident international adventurer, Kelly Cheese missed out on our first morning back in the new year, there was another person absent too! As our usual lineup had a bit of a shakeup, we also dive in to Free Beer's adventures in geopolitical conflicts and being stuck on an island. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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A Bay Area sword-wielding “squatter removal” guy is now apparently a thing. For about $10 K he’ll show up with blades, tactical gear, and claims of a “95-percent success rate” to help homeowners give unwelcome occupants the boot. Why wait for the cops when you can have a samurai eviction? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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What started out as a conversation about shocking things pulled from people's rectums in 2025, we asked our listeners for more things that have been stuck either in them or people they know. It made us all cringe but also helped us realize our holes are more capable than we give them credit for...also a lot of folks out there can't get MRI's. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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What started out as a conversation about shocking things pulled from people's rectums in 2025, we asked our listeners for more things that have been stuck either in them or people they know. It made us all cringe but also helped us realize our holes are more capable than we give them credit for...also a lot of folks out there can't get MRI's. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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This morning we played a round of "It’s My List", where the topic of the lists was “Worst Gifts to Give Someone” From regifts to clan memberships and more, there was a wide range of choices today! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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In Bow, New Hampshire, someone got so mad at Christmas cheer they allegedly shot up a yard full of inflatable decorations, turning Santa’s workshop into a crime scene. No one was hurt, but the snowmen definitely won't be making it to Christmas morning. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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It's a stupid challenge, we know, but this morning we made everyone listen to us count to 100 but with one stipulation, it had to all be done in a single breath. Turns out the fifties really trip us all up. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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This morning we played a round of "It’s My List", where the topic of the lists was “Worst Gifts to Give Someone” From regifts to clan memberships and more, there was a wide range of choices today! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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On today's show, we get to know each other better through Random Questions. From what liquids would we want to have at our fingertips to how long we'd float in space and more, there's no such thing as TMI here! For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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It's like "Name That Tune" but paired with "Finish That Tune." Honestly, it's pretty chaotic, but aren't the holidays always that way? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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It seems there's an endless amount of Christmas songs out there so, naturally, there are PLENTY of bad ones. Here are some of the worst, performed by people you would least expect. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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It's like "Name That Tune" but paired with "Finish That Tune." Honestly, it's pretty chaotic, but aren't the holidays always that way? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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Whether you think this is tacky or genius, this woman is on a mission to find love and stock up on cool dishware. It's simple, really, she asks her first dates to all be at a place where you can paint your own pottery! Mait and Kelly are all for it, but the guys think it's weird. What do you think? For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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Free Beer picks cards that give us minimal clues to guess who, what or where he is talking about! This time we learned that metal tampons were definitely not a thing. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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It's no secret any woman in any public-facing profession has to deal with hate comments from losers who think their opinions matter. This newscaster handles it in a pretty hilarious way and we get chatting about the different ways we handle it. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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We got hit with some pretty gnarly winter weather, which proved to be a bit of a struggle for Kelly to manage in her Jeep Wrangler. That's when we realized that she wasn't sure if she had four-wheel drive (spoiler: she does). For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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A guy tried to be romantic by flying a woman to Hawaii but forgot to save last names in his phone and flew the wrong one named Zena. She showed up, he realized his mistake (he meant to invite an actual astronaut), and the trip slowly spiraled into awkward vibes and harsh bathroom judgment. Moral of the story: save contacts properly or enjoy an accidental vacation with a stranger. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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As Steve has been resurrecting his dad's old train set for the holidays, he's had to make a few stops at the local hobby shop/train store. On his most recent visit, he was shamed by one of the older men working for not having a "big boy" transformer. For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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Ahead of our own company holiday party this weekend, we got talking about a recent study that found a higher percentage of people than you'd think are real Grinches about theirs! We also talk the best and worst Christmas bonuses we've ever received - never a jelly of the month club, though...For the whole podcast, and tons of exclusive perks, sign up to be a Fancy Idiot at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com!

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