Santa’s got a new Christmas banger and we’re fully obsessed. Mike’s back from his honeymoon with stingray stories, surprise tequila, and a mongoose sighting. Matt’s mad about college football rankings, but at least a TikTok helped an 88-year-old retire with $1.7 million. Chaos, karaoke, and Caribbean vibes await.
00:00 Intro
03:36 88-year-old Michigan grocery cashier overwhelmed by sudden $1.7M gift
14:30 Person of the Week
17:23 Say What?
49:43 Advice and Outro
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Have you ever laughed so hard you questioned your life choices? Matt might have. Mike swears he didn’t. This week we dive into a chaotic round of “Never Have I Ever” that derails into moral dilemmas, matching honeymoon outfits, and drive-thru small talk that goes completely off the rails.
00:00 Intro
04:25 “Never Have I Ever” gets weirdly personal
18:23 Person of the Week
20:33 Community Take It!
32:15 Advice and Outro
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Which Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon are you holding on to? Matt went full Super Saiyan over Goku, flirted with Mario, and still somehow ended up swinging into Spider-Man’s arms. Someone also walked away with a cup of pure Dunkin’ cream with no coffee in sight.Plus, we’re giving thanks in the most chaotic way possible with another round of “Cheers to You,” where quarter zips and postal workers finally get the appreciation they deserve.00:00 Intro04:48 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon bracket showdown24:07 Person of the Week24:54 Cheers To You!38:58 Advice and Outro
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Target just launched a new employee policy that demands smiling, waving, and “helpful energy” when customers are within a 10-foot radius. So naturally, Mike and Matt break down why this is probably the worst possible timing to become overly friendly. Also in this episode: an all-you-can-eat honeymoon hot dog plan, a bold burrito betrayal, and a very questionable claim from one of baseball’s biggest names.00:00 Intro02:36 Target workers and shoppers slam company’s new forced greeting policy: ‘Nothing says corporate joy like a mandatory smile’17:24 Person of the Week21:51 Buy Or Sell45:19 Outro and Advice
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What would you give up to make $3,000 a day? Turns out all you need is great hands, a daily manicure, and the ability to hold a dove for Chanel. Also in this episode: Mike's miraculous hubcap reunion, Matt's unsolicited geography lesson, and a whole lot of questionable career planning.
00:00 Intro
02:25 Here’s how much you can earn per day as a professional hand model
14:48 Person of the Week
16:51 Down in the Dumps
26:49 Advice and Outro
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Dictionary.com says the Word of the Year is… 6-7. And no, it’s not a typo, it’s a vibe. From Gen Alpha chaos in math class to ESPN beefing with YouTube TV, plus our ultimate wedding song power rankings, this episode has everything you didn’t know you needed.
00:00 Intro
03:02 Dictionary.com’s 2025 Word of the Year — “67”
16:48 Person of the Week
20:38 Funny Business Power Rankings
35:15 Outro and Advice
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Corrupt officials, cyber attacks, and pumpkin pie—this week, we’re delving into America’s deepest fears and rating fruits. From government surveillance to blueberry slander, no topic is off-limits, not even bananas.00:00 Intro06:08 What do Americans fear most? The answers to this foreboding study might surprise you15:35 Person of the Week17:10 Check The Ratings38:40 Advice and Outro
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Dude. Where did that come from?! This week, Matt and Mike dig into the wild history of the word “dude" from 1800s fashion icons to surfer slang and zoot suits. Plus, a Louvre heist straight out of Ocean’s 11 and a surprise moon orbiting Earth that has scientists doing double takes!
00:00 Intro
02:53 Dude, the history behind the word dude is wild
13:21 Person of the Week
15:40 Buy or Sell
41:11 Outro and Advice
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Mike brought beer and a baby. Matt brought a boat. Only one of them survived the island. This week’s challenge: survive wild scenarios using just five items that start with the same letter. It’s a chaotic mix of logic, panic, and very questionable decisions.00:00 Intro02:00 Surviving With Items That Start With The Same Letter20:47 Person of the Week21:54 Down In The Dumps35:53 Outro and Advice
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A toilet that uses AI to analyze your poop? Yep, and Lance Armstrong is backing it. This week, the guys flush out the weirdest tech story of the year.
00:00 Intro
02:06 New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI
14:27 Person of the Week
15:20 Sayyy Whatt?
22:15 Outro and Advice
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From Michael Jackson standing still for two full minutes to Left Shark forgetting the choreography to Prince performing Purple Rain in the actual rain. We’re running through the weirdest Super Bowl halftime show moments of all time.
And because the halftime show isn’t the only place for unsung heroes, we launch our brand-new segment: Cheers to You, raising a glass to the everyday legends who make life better (yes, even the cart returners).
00:00 Intro
02:30 Bad Bunny Performing At The Super Bowl Halftime Show
06:21 Do You Remember These Super Bowl Halftime Show Moments?
21:05 Cheers To You!
31:09 Outro and Advice
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In this episode of Funny Business, Mike recaps his wedding weekend—from ice cream scoops instead of cake to Matt’s best man speech and (accidentally?) calling guests “sons of b****es.” The guys also dive into the story of an ex-Mormon making $20K a month on OnlyFans just from voice notes, sparking ideas for their own audio side hustle. They debate the worst possible celebrity guests, defend petty “crimes” like jaywalking and rolling stops, unpack iOS 26, and ask the real question: did the rapture happen, or is it just allergy season?
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A mystery wedding guest vanishes without a trace, and TikTok solves it in two hours. Plus, Matt roasts Mike into married life with a wedding poem full of tech burns, CPAP slander, and actual heart.
00:00 Intro
04:52 Bride confronts mystery wedding crasher — after searching nonstop for 4 years
16:06 Buy Or Sell
29:57 The Roast Of Mike Before His Wedding
37:37 Outro and Advice
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What’s the word? It’s marriage, apparently—because this episode accidentally predicted Mike’s wedding. Plus, we settle the real dishwasher debate and witness a ballpark Karen meltdown.
00:00 Intro
05:49 What's The Word?
22:15 Person of the Week
24:04 Sayyyy Whaaat?
37:21 Outro and Advice
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Get a live taste test, plus the viral coworker who whispers to her “spicy little pickle.” Add in coffee sticker shock, bad drivers, and Matt’s lawn obsession, and you’ve got another hot one.
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What would YOU do in your final 30 minutes on the Titanic? We mapped out our last half-hour aboard the world’s most famous doomed ship, and let’s just say it involves jewelry, booze, and bad decisions.
Then we shift gears into Cambridge Dictionary’s wild new additions, from delulu to skibbity toilet, proving once again that the English language is completely off the rails.
00:00 Intro
02:55 Taylor Swift Is Engaged!
07:15 Cambridge Dictionary Adds 6,000+ New Words — Including “Delulu,” “Tradwife,” and “Broligarchy”
16:09 Person of the Week
17:15 Take It!
28:07 Outro and Advice
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FUNNY BUSINESS
A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.
Pacifiers are back, but not for babies. Yep, TikTok has adults sucking on them for “stress relief,” and Mike & Matt have thoughts. From fake Justin Bieber sightings in Vegas to Major League Baseball expansion drama, this episode covers it all. Plus why moving sucks and why Matt refuses to care about Taylor Swift’s Easter eggs.
00:00 Intro
02:27 Stressed adults rely on pacifiers to soothe themselves: ‘I feel a sense of safety from childhood’
09:40 Person of the Week
11:38 Buy or Sell
35:09 Outro and Advice
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FUNNY BUSINESS
A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.
A new “trend” is hitting WNBA courts… and it’s not a good one. We break down the bizarre items making their way past arena security, the wild reasons why, and what the league is doing to stop it. Plus, we roast TikTok’s broken search bar, crown tournament golf as king, and discover Mike’s new way to game while getting cardio.
00:00 Intro
02:14 How does the WNBA deal with sex-toy throwers?
14:13 Person of the Week
16:45 Say What?
29:05 Outro and Advice
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FUNNY BUSINESS
A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.
We constructed an empire in ancient Egypt, convinced Leonardo da Vinci that we were gods, and inadvertently introduced a cowboy into the future. Naturally, we also engaged in debates about whether it was acceptable to sip a High Noon at work and determining which of us would emerge victorious in a UFC cage match.
From espresso martini regrets to an abundance of WWE legends, this episode encompasses a diverse range of topics. Additionally, it features a significant amount of timeline tampering and a bewildered individual named Slim.
We are still uncertain whether this was a podcast or a fever dream. It is likely that both possibilities exist.
00:00 Intro
03:43 Time Travel Adventure!
17:26 Community Take It!
26:05 Outro and Advice
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FUNNY BUSINESS
A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.
Is your dream job secretly trash? According to Reddit, probably. From chefs with no time to cook for themselves to veterinarians buried in heartbreak, we’re exposing the careers that sound amazing—until you actually do them.
Plus, Matt and Mike relive the bachelor party weekend of questionable decisions, unplanned lake dives, and Savannah Bananas shenanigans. Dudes rock, but do boats? The answer may shock you.
Also: Matt’s drunk thoughts return with important life lessons about liquor, sleepovers, and sending text messages you will 100% regret.
00:00 Intro
05:51 What’s a job that is so hyped up but in reality it’s absolutely trash?
20:48 Person of the Week
24:17 Matt's Drunk Thoughts
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FUNNY BUSINESS
A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.