🎙️🌈 Gays Up North – Episode 1 of 2026 🌈🎙️
🥂🎉 New year, new twat! 🎉🥂
Jay Jay is desperate to reconnect with his roots 💇♂️✨ and turns up with foils in for this week’s podcast 🤡💁♀️, while Jason is aching, groaning and regretting life after a gym session 💪😩🦵. Joining us (whether she planned to or not) is Nancy 👀🫣 lurking in the background. And when it comes to the Agony Aunt segment 💌🗣️… Jay Jay absolutely does not hold back 🚨🔥 — no shock there at all 🙄💅. Buckle up 🚀🍿, 2026 is already unhinged.
It’s that strange in-between week between Christmas and New Year! 🤪✨
Jay Jay and Jason chat all things Christmas — how they spent the big day 🎁🍽️ and what chaos (or calm 👀) they’ve got planned for New Year’s Eve 🥂🎆
We’re also joined by Dale this week, because the Job Centre is officially shut for the holidays 😂🏢❌
Expect festive laughs, cheeky chats, and top-tier northern gay energy 💅🌈
Pop the kettle on and enjoy! ☕🎧
Christmas is creeping up and JaJay has officially had enough 🎶🚫 — the music is on repeat, the décor is tacky, and the festive shite has gone way too far 🎅💥 This week the lads rant their way through seasonal chaos, holiday overload, and everything that makes December… a lot 😵💫❄️
Sadly, the Agony Aunt has gone kaput this week 💔📭 — sorry guys! — but don’t worry, there’s still plenty of laughs, moans, and Northern gay nonsense to keep you warm 🏳️🌈🔥
Champagne is flowing, Nancy is in the building, and chaos is guaranteed 🥂🎄 JayJay and Jason are on hand to ruin Christmas Day via an Agony Aunt segment, with plenty of wild tangents along the way. Plus, we’re celebrating JayJay’s anniversary! Buckle up.
“Jason’s Ill!!!! Stay Away! Jay Jay Doesn’t Give a Shit… Again!” 🤧🙄
The drama is THICK this week, babes. Jason’s dying (again 🙄) and milking it for all it’s worth, while Jay Jay’s sympathy levels remain at a solid 0/10. Germs? Chaos? Emotional support? Absolutely not. 😂
Over in Agony Aunt, the boys are dishing out advice with the grace of two hungover drag queens. Expect unsolicited opinions, questionable wisdom, and at least one moment where they shock themselves. 💁♂️💥
PLUS — we catch up on what the lads have been up to this week, from petty drama to accidental accomplishments to whatever nonsense the North has thrown their way. 🌧️🍸
It’s chaotic. It’s camp. It’s everything you didn’t ask for but absolutely need.
Tune in, giggle, and for the love of God — don’t catch Jason’s lurgy. 😷✨
The lads are back and serving full northern chaos this week! Jayjay’s fresh from a wild weekend in Blackpool 🏖️🎡 — flashing lights, fish ’n’ chips, and at least one moment he won’t be telling his mother about 🌈😉.
Meanwhile, Jason’s been doing important culinary research… which is to say, eating yet another pie 🥧😂. Shocked? Absolutely not. Delighted? Always.
But the real drama hits when they dive into a brilliantly tangled agony aunt letter 💌🧶 — twists, turns, questionable life choices and some very gay wisdom along the way. Expect cackles, honesty, and a bit of “oh love, pull yourself together.”
Grab your brew, plug in your earbuds, and get ready for your weekly dose of northern nonsense 💖🎙️✨
The Pathetic Episode!
After an unforgettable night celebrating one whole year of Gays Up North, your favourite northern gays are… absolutely hanging. Join us for a hilariously unfiltered, slightly fragile, and entirely chaotic catch-up as we piece together last night, reflect on how far this little pod has come, and attempt to survive our brutal hangovers. It’s messy, it’s honest, it’s pathetic — and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
Hold onto your wigs and your northern vowels—Gays Up North Season 2, Episode 6 has landed!
Special guest Syd the Sloth sashays in at a speed doctors would medically describe as “concerning.”
The Agony Aunt segment concludes with the timeless advice: “Sleep with him and see what happens.”
And Jason? Oh, he casually whips out a brick phone with the Ten Commandments saved on it, because he’s nothing if not retro-holy.
There are tangents. So many tangents. More tangents than plot.
🎙️ SEASON 2 EPISODE 5! 🌈💅
Episode 5 of Gays Up North is here — and let’s just say… Jay Jay and Jason are up to their usual nonsense 😏 Expect chaos, cackles, and that signature Yorkshire cheek that’ll have you howlin’ louder than your mate after one too many at Viaduct 🍸
💥 New episodes every Wednesday on Spotify & Apple Podcasts — so grab a brew (or a bevvy), plug in, and soak up some pure northern queer joy! 🌈🎧
👇 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for your weekly dose of gay chaos and camp comedy!
🎙️ Episode 4: Jay Jay’s Defrosted Mariah Too Soon!
It’s beginning to look a lot like… chaos. 🎄
This week on Gays Up North, Jay Jay’s already got Mariah Carey blasting and the tree twinkling — it’s November, babes! Meanwhile, Jason’s still complaining he’s “too busy with work” (same every week 🙄), and Rocky who?! There’s been a behind-the-scenes imposter in the studio, and things get a little out of hand…
Expect festive drama, northern nonsense, and a few unexpected guests as the lads spill the tea, roast each other (lovingly, of course 💅), and debate whether it’s ever too soon for Christmas sparkle.
🎧 Listen now on Spotify and Apple Podcasts — because let’s be honest, Mariah waits for no gay! 🌈✨
🎙️ Gays Up North – Season 2, Episode 3!
Jay Jay is serving full leopard print fantasy in honour of our upcoming birthday party in partnership with AU Vodka 🥂 — and we are officially in full swing of Season Two now that Jason has finally beaten the dreaded cough!
Expect laughs, chaos, and a whole lot of northern nonsense as we catch up, spill the tea, and celebrate in true Gays Up North style. 💅🐆
🌈 GAYS UP NORTH — SEASON 2, EPISODE 2 🌈
Ey up, we’re back, love — and it’s a right rollercoaster! 💅
The drama’s brewing, the laughs are flowing, and the tea’s hotter than a brew left on t’windowsill. ☕🔥
In this episode, friendships get tested, secrets spill faster than prosecco at Pride, and we prove (again) that life up North is never quiet. 🏳️🌈
🎧 Gays Up North – Season 2, Episode 1
"We're Back... Kind Of!"
Season 2 is here, and we’re kicking things off with the usual banter and a fresh dose of brutal honesty! 💥
JayJay’s back from his well-earned break, feeling emotionally recharged and slightly unhinged — ready to bring the energy and the laughs. But wait... where’s Jason?
Turns out our fave co-host is down for the count with a killer cold and absolutely no voice to defend himself. So while JayJay holds down the fort, expect updates, catch-ups, and some behind-the-scenes gossip on what’s coming this season (spoiler: it's gonna be juicy). 👀
It's not the comeback we planned, but it’s the chaotic queer kickoff you deserve. 💅
#GaysUpNorth #Season2 #QueerBanter #PodcastLife #NorthernGays #GayPodcast #JayJayFliesSolo #JasonComeBackSoon #LGBTQVoices
Episode 42 – Tanjent Galore (As Per Usual!)
We’re back, babes – and the tangents are wilder than ever!
JayJay's been living his best (and busiest) life – dabbling in chocolate making, dining out like a gay Michelin inspector, and jetting off on holiday AGAIN. Must be nice! Meanwhile, Jason's been yeehaw-ing his way through a cowboy party – boots, hats, and a questionable line dance or two.
Expect giggles, gossip, and the usual northern nonsense. Saddle up for another chaotic ride!
Episode 41: “Heat Mag, Misty & Mouse-Rage”
We’ve been to LONDON (yes, the south!) and came back clutching a Heat magazine like it’s 2006. While we were down there, we met a brand new face – the fabulous Misty – who you’ll definitely be hearing more from 👀
This week’s Agony Aunt letter is borderline a police matter (seriously, we might need a solicitor present), and JayJay is once again absolutely RAGING – this time at the so-called “adults” in Disneyland. Pack your mouse ears and questionable morals, it’s a big one.
Episode 40!
This week, we’re absolutely slagging off another agony aunt—because who doesn’t love a bit of drama? Plus, we recap a busy weekend packed with chaos, laughs, and Jayjay’s unforgettable adventures at the races (trust us, it’s a sight to behold). Meanwhile, Jason’s been eating yet again—some things just never change! And of course, we wrap it all up with another classic hashtag #HunsGame. Tune in for all the fun, tea, and banter you didn’t know you needed!
🎙️ Episode Title: No Script!
Gays Up North: The Podcast
This week, we’re throwing out the notes, ignoring the outline, and letting chaos (and camp) take the wheel. That’s right—no script, no plan, just pure unfiltered nonsense straight from our gay mouths to your ears.
What will we talk about? We don’t know. Will it make sense? Probably not. Will it be iconic? Absolutely.
Tune in for tangents, tea, and whatever else pops out when we let loose Up North.
🎙️ Gays Up North – Episode Title: “Bank Holidays & Breakups”
It’s a bank holiday bonanza and the northern gays are thriving (or at least pretending to)! Jay Jay spills the glittery tea from Syd the Sloth’s dramatic divorce party (yes, you read that right 🦥💔), while Jason kept it classy at the scruffy local with lukewarm lager and questionable karaoke.
We’ve got more Gay Games in store – #HASHTAG HUN! returns with some iconic nonsense – plus, an extra dramatic round of Agony All The Way, fresh off the glitter-soaked streets of Manchester Pride. Expect dodgy advice, chaotic confessions, and maybe a little bit of wisdom (but no promises).
Pop a prosecco, plug in your earholes, and let’s get into it. 💅✨
Episode 37 – “One Day We Will Get Through Without a Technical Glitch... But Not Today!”
You know the drill – Gays Up North is back with Episode 37, and yes, the tech gods are still not on our side. But never mind that, because Jay Jay and Jason are having a right chilled time lately (when they're not working their northern socks off, that is).
This week, it's business as usual:
🎯 A hilarious round of #HashtagHun – who’s winning? Who’s confused? Who’s made it up on the spot?
💌 And a Creamfields special in Agony Aunt – because nothing says emotional support like glitter, mud, and dance tents.
Plug in, pour a brew (or something stronger), and join your fave northern gays for the chaos and charm you’ve come to love.
Episode 36 – Games Galore, Drama, and Dolce Vita!
This week on Gays Up North, it’s all fun, games, and a little dash of drama! 🎲💅
Jason and Jay Jay are back after a weekend apart — but who was living the dolce vita at a wine tasting for one, and who was turning it out at Doncaster Pride? The tea is piping! ☕️🍷🌈
We’re also diving into some classic Agony Aunt chaos (because when don’t we?), plus sharing our latest obsessions with all things games — from the nostalgic to the downright ridiculous.
So grab a glass (or the whole bottle), press play, and let’s get into it. 💖