Today we’re blowing right through Buckethead’s Pikes 278-280 (Division is the Devil’s Playground, Unexpected Journeys, and Skeleton Keys) we also discuss: pubic hair wigs, pubic hair ended with Ross Perot, RIP fusion bassist Michael Henderson, Spenser gets a new bass, Spenser has one of the most insufferably boring stories about the airport parking garage ever told, every box is a cat box if you trap the cat in it long enough, Hot Action Cop - Fever for the Flava, Buckethead x Bassnectar, Brit and Spenser go to a Christian music festival in Alaska, being afraid of falling off a bridge in your car, Geppetto is a pedophile, Napoleon on Twitter, what juice does Buckethead drink?, when did YouTube get emoji comments?, Grind (2004), Streets of Rage (1993), the girl does karate film genre, and why women rub their eyes in the morning.

We've got a guest! Stone Abdullah, golden-voiced rad dude and author of the Journey of the Shadow series. Together we're listening to Pikes 274-276 (Fourneau Cosmique, Dreamthread, and Healing Inside Outside Every Side). Britain is also incredibly sick and way too tired to write a full episode synopsis, so deal with it. We talk a bunch about boobs, Meow Wolf art collective, Pakistani goths, Axiom Funk, Britain's fucked up dream where he's commander Riker solving a rape puzzle, and nuclear non-proliferation.

We cover a lot of ground. Just listen to it.

Be sure to check out our awesome guest and his work at:

https://journeyoftheshadow.com

Oh heck, we’re diving right into Buckethead’s Pikes 271-273 (The Squaring of the Circle, Coniunctio, and Guillotine Furnace). We also talk about Bongcasting, only weird old men carry half-dollars, librarians like their order, self-help books all say the same shit, Ecco the Dolphin sucked, the worst weed Brit ever bought in San Francisco, Goth Tractor Girl, RIP Yu-Gi-Oh dude, the right questions for Papa John are the dumb ones, Britain’s falafel recipe, Spenser still thinks about Britain’s vegetarian meatball sandwich, deep fried pizza, The Bastard Noise (feat. Buckethead) split EP with Spastic Colon, Pirate Thrash, Julian Casablancas looks exactly like a guy who would be in The Strokes, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner, Mike Mangini, does Buckethead use an Ebow?, Rubmaps and getting jerked off at a massage parlor, $80 is how much a handjob costs, the Rockband and GnR to Bucketbot pipeline, who has the best fries?, art that gives people hope, is Jordan Vine Buckethead?, Old (2021), Screwballs (1983), shitting your pants when listening to Buckethead, the Da Vinci Code, instrumental music without a message can’t change your life, Local H - As Good as Dead, Red Fang, The Boys Season 3, Reconstruction by Eric Foner, leftist radicals are usually right, Aura Bora sparkling water, and stealing from Whole Foods.

Oh shit we’re doing it again! Today we’re reviewing Buckethead’s pikes 268-270 (Sonar Rainbow, Decaying Parchment, and A3) We also discuss: Is George Noory from Coast to Coast AM still alive? Brit used to be red pilled as fuck by domestic talk radio, ARM Processors vs Adjustable Rate Mortgages, Britain attempts to explain to Spenser why the Kardashians are famous, you never wanna have to talk about butt stuff with you doctor, the sequel to the production company A24, Jay Mascus would totally kick the shit outta Spenser, Ted Nugent drops the N-bomb with a hard R at the Alaska State Fair, Ariana Grande, Buckethead vs. Mozart, Britain does salvia for the first time and tries to run through a glass door, I fought the slaw and the slaw won, quantity vs. quality, The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star, Buckethead music as the planes that blew up the twin towers, California Redwoods, and Jessie Gender’s Youtube Channel and 5.5 hour video on sex in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Sup wizard? Today we're listening to Buckethead's Pikes 265-267 (Ride Operator Q Bozo, Far, and Thoracic Spine Collapser). We also discuss how Spenser gets drafted into a command position on the Geek Militia and is sent to Password University, Pooldiaper (No Tool Pool), fuck George W Bush, Kravis’s goth bachelor party, The Requin (2022), Mad God (2022), Buckethead (and most of Praxis) on Ben Wa - Devil Dub (1999), Q Bozo Drop, the songs you when driving in someone else’s truck in Alaska, the worst place to have to ask to use the bathroom, Spenser’s best burger, playing bass riffs while the Hindenburg goes down, what does God’s cum taste like?, cheese whiz, predictability in music, The Emperor in Star Wars is just older Dani Filth, the G String on every guitar is always going out of tune, getting in trouble with God for spilling the seed, Jordan Vine doesn’t poop, War, what is it (good for)?, there’s a hole in my bucket dear Liza, the Hoobastank Hooburrito at Denny’s, The End of Policing by Alex S. Vitale, Before the Storm by Rick Perlstein, and some failed one-liners. 

Oh hey we’re still doing this? Yes. Here we are reviewing Buckethead’s Pikes 262-264 (Nib Y Nool, Glacier, and Poseidon), the guy from craigslist who goes into people’s septic tank, Spenser buys a small guitar, Goth Babe’s covid, Orange Hat Larry’s legendary customer service, Bucketfact’s love of Old Dirty Bastard, Britain is a communist (not joking), Spenser doesn’t know what a tankie is, what fiat currency tastes the worst?, workplace shootings, music videos aren’t as cool as they used to be, living in 3d chess, The Poseidon Adventure (2005), Lost in Space (1998), dirt and worms is one of the best desserts ever, a jerk-off challenge against the devil, FLAC rocks, where do you even buy frankincense and myrrh?, small accounts acting like they’re well-known and successful, a weird U2 guy who won’t stop bothering Spenser, and The Underground Comedy Movie (1999) starring Slash and the Shamwow guy. 

Today we’re joined by a guest! Filmmaker and major bucketbot Kevin Vonesper is here to tell us about his film: The Life and Slimes of Dukey Flyswatter and Haunted Garage. Together we’re listening to Buckethead Pikes 259-261 (Undersea Dead City, Ferry to the Island of the Lost Minds, and Portal to the Red Waterfall). We’re also getting into wild discussions such as touching on: Blood Diner (1987), Beetlejuice 2, RIP David Smith and Andy Fletcher, Spenser gets canceled by Mark Zuckerberg, Britain gets cancelled by Youtube, Phantom of the Opera, Maximum Bob, weird shit in the library of congress, that Kevin Smith tweet, gettin shitty with Smitty, Deli Creeps, tv show Pistol, and The Breed (2001). Also a 4 pack of Epic Ralph Battles in History. 

Keep up with Kevin’s documentary at @dunkeydoc or www.dukeydoc.com