The mics are hot and the filters are off. 🎙️🏴
In Part 2 of our live special, we’re diving into the Glaswegians Anonymous Podcast. After the stand-up tension has cleared, [Name] and [Guest Name] sit down to discuss the absolute state of the city, listener confessions, and the kind of stories that can only happen in Glasgow.
Expect:
• Deep dives into Glasgow culture.
• Live Q&A and "Anonymous" submissions from the night.
• The stories we couldn't tell in the stand-up set.
The front row thought they were safe—they were wrong. 🎤💥
Welcome to Part 1 of Glaswegians Anonymous Live, recorded at [Insert Venue Name, e.g., The Glee Club/Rotunda]. In this set, it’s all about the audience. From questionable career choices to chaotic nights out in the West End, no stone is left unturned as [Name] takes on the best (and worst) of the Glasgow crowd.
In this video:
• The art of the Glasgow heckle.
• Why you should never tell a comedian where you work.
• Pure, unscripted chaos.
Merry Christmas from the city where the "Star of Bethlehem" is usually just a police helicopter! This week, Darren and Gary tuck into a festive feast of nonsense, regret, and questionable spiritual enlightenment.The boys start by dissecting the unique misery of staring at a turkey dinner while coming down, before reminiscing about the last-minute chaos of the Barras on Christmas Eve. Gary opens up about his newfound love for Jesus, which leads to an invitation to the (very real?) ‘Super God Comedy Squad’ retreat.Highlights of the Holiday Chaos:• The Big Question: Would Gary actually agree to baptise Darren?• The Clyde Ritual: A debate on the logistics of "bare bum baptisms" in Glasgow’s freezing river.• A Field in the Dark: Gary recounts a mysterious encounter that definitely wasn't a Christmas miracle.• Divine Surveillance: A terrifying reminder that God is always watching... even when you’re "enjoying yourself" alone.• Festive Logistics: How to rinse Costco for every free sample available to man.They also tackle the highs and lows of the season, from the best and worst presents they’ve ever received to the pain of family members not showing up to comedy gigs (and Gary’s habit of being a nightmare in the front row when he’s the one in the audience).Whether you’re heading to Midnight Mass or just hiding from your relatives, grab a drink and join the boys for the least holy Christmas special in Scotland.Like, Comment, and Subscribe if you want more mayhem.🎟️ Tickets for the next show: https://www.sec.co.uk/events/detail/glaswegians-anonymous-live-ep2
It’s the pre-Christmas special, and the festive stress is officially kicking in!On this week’s Glaswegians Anonymous, we are breaking down the absolute chaos of the season. Gary is gearing up to take the kids away for Christmas (pray for him), and we discuss why the Christmas Market at the Four Corners is currently the wildest place on earth.We also dive into the big ambitions for the year ahead. Gary’s got the vision board out for 2026, he’s practicing The Magic, and he’s trying to manifest his way to millions using The Secret—unfortunately, nobody told HMRC that positive vibes don't pay the bill.Plus, we break down that horrific World Cup draw, the dream of obtaining the mythical Irn-Bru Carnival Black Card, and what happened when Gary dragged Darren to church.In this episode:• 🎅 Festive Fear: Gary taking the weans on holiday.• 🎡 Carnival Dreams: The campaign for the Irn-Bru Carnival VIP Black Card starts here.• ⚽ World Cup Woes: Reaction to the draw (why is it always us?).• 🙏 Holy Moly: Gary takes Darren to church.• 🔮 Manifestation vs Reality: Vision boards, The Secret, and why the Taxman doesn't care about your frequency.Grab a mulled wine (or a stiff drink) and get involved.Like, Comment, and Subscribe if you want more mayhem.🎟️ Tickets for the next show: https://www.sec.co.uk/events/detail/glaswegians-anonymous-live-ep2
The boys are back! Darren is officially surviving the flu, which gives him just enough energy to roast Gary for his latest confession: he used to have Boobs.In this episode:• Gary almost dies on stage in Aberdeen (literally). 💀• Darren deals with a serious clown problem. 🤡• We break down Gary’s bakery order. 🥐• The dreaded "leakage" after a slash. 💦• And finally... the story of Darren and the "Turbo Glup Glup" in Amsterdam. Don't ask, just listen.Get it in yer ears! 🎧Like, Comment, and Subscribe if you want more mayhem.🎟️ Tickets for the next show: https://www.sec.co.uk/events/detail/glaswegians-anonymous-live-ep2
WE ARE BACK! And we are still buzzing from the absolute scenes at the Glee Club!Episode 15 is a massive recap of our sold-out live show in Glasgow. If you were there, you know it was pure chaos from start to finish. If you weren't, get this watched to see what you missed.We break down the best moments of the night, the mad atmosphere, and the banter that could only happen in Glasgow.ALSO IN THIS EPISODE:Darren makes a massive announcement that has left us all confused. He’s officially boycotted online "content." That’s right—no more WiFi required. He’s gone proper old school and admits he’s now strictly using catalogues for his... personal time. The Next Directory has never been in so much danger.Expect the usual mad banter, roasting, and absolute nonsense.Like, Comment, and Subscribe if you want more mayhem.🎟️ Tickets for the next show: https://www.sec.co.uk/events/detail/glaswegians-anonymous-live-ep2#GlaswegianAnonymous #glasgow #gleeclub #scottishcomedy #LiveShow #podcast #banter
YES! IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED! 🏆
On this week's episode of Glaswegians Anonymous, Gary and Darren are absolutely buzzing after Tuesday night's historic result. Scotland has officially qualified for the World Cup, and the boys are here to break down the scenes, the celebrations, and what this means for the Tartan Army.
It’s getting nostalgic as the guys look back at the squad from 1998 the last time we made it to the big stage. Can we top that party this time around?
Plus: In a massive curveball, we have a hilarious surprise chat involving the legend that is Marti Pellow and... Gary’s mum? You do not want to miss this piece of podcast gold.
In this episode:
• 🏴 Scotland qualifies for the World Cup!
• 🍻 Recapping the Tuesday night madness.
• 🏙️ Throwback: George Square & France '98.
• 🎤 The Marti Pellow & Gary’s Mum situation.
Like, Subscribe, and let us know in the comments: Where were you when that goal hit the back of the net?
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This week, the lads confess all. Darren and Gary take a trip down memory lane to revisit every mental, desperate, and downright daft diet they’ve ever attempted.Then, they get real about the present state of affairs: Darren's on a new journey, smashing boxing training three times a week, while Gary reveals why he’s officially chucked the Mounjaro.This Podcast is Brought to you by - Smokey Trotters KitchenOrder on DeliverooEat in the OG down the BarrasFollow here - https://www.instagram.com/smokeytrotterskitchen?igsh=MWpuano5OG16NGI4Ng==#glasgow #scottishpodcast #diets #boxing #podcast #comedypodcast #glasgowlife #glasgowbanter #scottishcomedy #scotland
Remember when Bonfire Night in Glasgow was a different kind of wild?This week, Gary and Darren dive into the smoky archives of their memories to talk all things Guy Fawkes. They look back at what Bonfire Night was really like "back in the day" compared to the organised displays of today.From the massive, legendary bonfires down Glasgow Green to the pure chaos of folk shooting fireworks at each other in the street, the lads leave no stone unturned. Was it better, or was it just madness?Join the boys for another dose of hilarious stories, proper Glasgow nostalgia, and a chat about how much things have (or haven't) changed.
New episodes of Glaswegians Anonymous out every week!
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Prepare for liftoff... or something.This week, Darren and Gary are talking all things extraterrestrial. We get into the mysterious "3i atlas," Gary’s personal relationship with both aliens and God (aye, really), and the most important question of all:If aliens landed in Glesga, where would you take them for the ultimate day out?From the deep unknown to the best tourist traps, it's a cosmic one.LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT!We're taking the podcast to the stage! Join us for a special live recording of Glaswegians Anonymous at The Glee Club in Glasgow this November. It's going to be a brilliant night of stories and laughs.Tickets are on sale now – grab yours before they're gone!
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In Episode 10 of Glaswegians Anonymous, Darren and Gary take a hilarious and brutally honest trip down memory lane — sharing their first drinking experiences, nights at the unders, and park bevvy sessions. They also get real about why Darren chose to go sober, and Gary reveals how Mounjaro has left him unable to trust a fart. It’s equal parts chaos, confession, and classic Glaswegian banter.
LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT!We're taking the podcast to the stage! Join us for a special live recording of Glaswegians Anonymous at The Glee Club in Glasgow this November. It's going to be a brilliant night of stories and laughs.Tickets are on sale now – grab yours before they're gone!Book here: https://booking.glee.co.uk/22908This Podcast is Brought to you by - Smokey Trotters KitchenOrder on DeliverooEat in the OG down the BarrasFollow here - https://www.instagram.com/smokeytrotterskitchen?igsh=MWpuano5OG16NGI4Ng==#GlaswegiansAnonymous #ScottishPodcast #GlasgowHumour #ScottishComedy #GlasgowBanter #UndersNights #FirstDrinkStories #SoberLife #MounjaroDiaries #PodcastClips #FunnyPodcast #RealTalk #GlasgowLife #ScottishCulture #PodcastComedy
Remember your first-ever job? This week, Gary and Darren take a trip down memory lane to discuss the highs and lows of earning their first wage packet.
Darren recalls the wild west of the supermarket car park during his time as a trolley boy, while Gary talks us through his days as a solder and the unforgettable stories from his time behind the wheel as a Glasgow taxi driver.
LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT!
We're taking the podcast to the stage! Join us for a special live recording of Glaswegians Anonymous at The Glee Club in Glasgow this November. It's going to be a brilliant night of stories and laughs.
Tickets are on sale now – grab yours before they're gone!
Book here: https://booking.glee.co.uk/22908
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Welcome to Glaswegians Anonymous — your weekly catch-up with two of the wildest comedians in the UK!
This week, Darren and Gary take a trip down memory lane, chatting about their days in primary school, growing up in the scheme, and what it was really like trying to fit in at school in Glasgow. Expect chaos, nostalgia, and plenty of laughs — straight from the heart of Scotland.
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Darren and Gary are back with a round of Overrated/Underrated: Glasgow Edition. From the legendary (or not-so-legendary) Forge Shopping Centre to the hallowed turf of Hampden Park, nothing is safe from their hot takes. Expect laughs, debates, and a few controversial opinions about the city we call home.
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Darren and Gary are back with more pure Glasgow patter. Gary tells the story of trying out “the hose for your bum” after a jobby, the lads chat about their favourite actor Peter Mullan, and take a nostalgic wander through memories of ice cream vans and smoking buckets. Gary also gears up for a night with UB40. It’s another mix of daft stories, laughs, and unfiltered chat.Please like and Subscribe
Gary and Darren dive headfirst into the world of scheme dinners — from mince ‘n’ tatties to deep-fried everything — and get honest about their own complicated relationships with food. As two big lads, they share stories of comfort eating, growing up in Glasgow households where dinner was an event, and how those habits still shape them today. Gary also opens up about starting Mounjaro and what it’s been like tackling weight loss from a new angle.It’s funny, raw, and very, very Glaswegian.
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Darren Connell and Gary Faulds chat about the games folk used to play growing up on the scheme. Darren calls it the “Scheme Olympics,” but Gary’s not having it — he knew it by something else. The conversation drifts, as always, this time onto Gary’s trip to Manjaro, with the usual mix of stories and laughs along the way.
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In this week’s episode of Glaswegians Anonymous, Gary and Darren dive into the world of Rangers and Celtic’s most famous supporters, sharing stories, laughs, and a few questionable facts. They swap memories of Christmas at the Barras — from dodgy bargains to festive chaos — and Darren opens up about the price of chasing fame, including the moments where it feels like you’re selling your soul just to get noticed.
Funny, raw, and unapologetically Glaswegian!
Darren kicks things off in classic style with a full rant about a £6 Pret sandwich (daylight robbery, if you ask him). From there, he and Gary dive into Glasgow’s food scene — the best scran, the guilty pleasures, and the local favourites that only true Glaswegians understand. Expect laughs, nostalgia, and a healthy dose of rage at overpriced sandwiches.
Welcome to the very first episode of Glaswegians Anonymous, hosted by comedians Gary Faulds and Darren Connell. Kicking things off the only way Glaswegians know how, the boys dive straight into the classic scheme question: “Where you fae?”
From sharing stories about where they grew up to chatting about the people, places, and pure Glasgow madness that shaped them, Gary and Darren set the tone for what’s to come—funny, honest, and unapologetically Glaswegian.
This is just the beginning. Pull up a chair, grab a cuppa (or something stronger), and join us for a laugh as we get into the real Glasgow patter.