In a delightfully raunchy holiday episode of the Good Girls podcast, we dive into Christmas romance books, ranging from the delightfully cozy to the bizarre and questionable yet somehow also sexy. We sacrificed our sanity a little to read it all, ranging from the unsanitized candy cane insertion courtesy of a creepy mall Santa in Stuffed with Cole to the beastly bestiality vibes of Sir Krampus. We kick things off with somewhat horrifying Smutmas "would you rather" dilemmas (paddled by a horny Krampus or violated by a textured peppermint stick?). We choose our worst three and best three. We wrap things up with awards for the most audacious holiday props and candid chats on breeding kinks, reverse harems, and plus-size representation.
Books covered include:
Unwrap Me by Natalia Lourouse
Tangled & Tinsel by Trilina Pucci
A Merry Little Meet Cute by Julie Murphy & Sierra Simone
Sir Krampus by D. Rayle
Bought By Santa by N. Lybaek
Cruel Winter With You by Ali Hazelwood
The Christmas Fix by Lucy Score
Merry Christmas you Filthy Animal by Meghan Quinn
Gift To His Dad by J. Wilde
Lumber Snack by May Harden
Dashing all the Way by Chelsea Curto
In this slightly unhinged episode, SJ and Kay dig into sex drive and why it’s a somewhat silly, misunderstood concept. They walk through more serious theories like the ABC model (not the Jackson 5), the motivation–incentive framework, and, of course, Emily Nagoski’s accelerators and brakes...but with some major detours into less scientific territory, including Brie from Desperate Housewives and Kay’s obsession with the Unwrap Me Christmas novella by Natalia Lourose. They challenge the idea that men are constantly thinking about sex, poke holes in evolutionary narratives that try to box desire by gender, and explore why so many women hit their sexual stride in their late 20s to 40s. The conversation veers into Santa smut, the cautionary tale of using a Christmas ornament as a DIY sex toy (please do not), and why masturbation might actually be a better indicator of libido than partnered sex. With their signature mix of humor, research, and chaos, the hosts may or may not leave you with a better understanding of sex drive. ..Only guarantee from listening is that you won't look a nutcracker ornament the same way again. Cheers!
We talk about women's porn preferences and champion that it's totally fine if porn's not your vibe. We debate on quick-hit horniness vs. slow-burn romance reads, and zero in on why mainstream porn often flops. Think Pornhub's assault of unrealistically enormous assets, black-and-orange overload, and demoralizing tropes like teary face shots and "breeding" boss fantasies that prioritize peenies over desire. Backed by 2024 stats that nearly 40% of users are women with a higher interest in lesbian scenes for their female-pleasure focus. We call out the site's gateway traps: bombastic thumbnails, floodlit aesthetics, and ads with peeny panic. But fear not, fellow seekers, we talk on the hotter havens tailored for us, from Bellesea's lingerie-lush lesbian and couple clips to Tushy's plot-driven foreplay, and Make Love Not Porn's authentic chemistry. We also talk on the why books are so great in this area, with us being able to create the scene in our heads instead of having less-than-great-visuals jammed at us. With a lot of honesty, this episode's a permission slip to curate your own climax— or opt out entirely. (NSFW alert: Explicit rants and a critique of Pornhub's main page videos.)
We take a nostalgic dive and revisit our gateway smut, from early crushes on Twilight's Edward to Harry Potter's fanfic-fueled Draco and Disney's anthropomorphic foxes. We debate book-to-movie fails, our shadow daddy love origins like Han Solo and Rhett Butler, and the allure of fairy tale retellings. Minotaur romantasies get some side-eye, though we will hold off fully knocking it until Kay tries it...coming for you, Morning Glory Milking Farm. Is K-Pop demon hunters the next gen's entry to fantasy romance? We wrap with a mid-read roast of Sarah J. Maas' A Court of Silver Flames...SJ has still not come around to Nesta but Kay remains a fan.
We dive deep into Joshua Harris's infamous I Kissed Dating Goodbye, the 1997 evangelical manifesto that turned a 21-year-old's anti-dating screed into a teen purity bible. Harris went on to torch it in a wild redemption arc complete with divorce, LGBTQ+ affirmation, and chats about Skims' nipple bras. We roast the book's "Seven Habits of Highly Defective Dating," including the great myth of "saving your libido" for explosive wedding-night fireworks. We talk on how purity culture grooms people for poor relationships and rushed shotgun weddings. We end with takedowns of 2025's Epstein email excuses ("they're basically women!") and a tech bro's quest for a non-monogamous baby mama who'll bear his heirs while he... explores. Is brutal honesty hot or just narcissistic? Laugh and cringe with us, it's a good time!
SJ and Kay hop into their time machine to roast and revel in Cosmopolitan magazine's evolution from Helen Gurley Brown's questionable boss-banging tips in the 1960s to today's sex bucket lists. They critique decade-spanning gems like aiming to be the "second hottest girl in the room," blushing your nipples pink before bedtime, and feeding your man a saliva-soaked spaghetti strand à la Lady and the Tramp.
Amid the cringe...think Jeffrey Epstein as Bachelor of the Month, advice that missionary prevents STDs, and anti-cellulite thigh massages...they spotlight timeless wins like ditching mercy sex, prioritizing communication, and embracing fantasy smut escapes. Packed with laughs, side-eyes at diet culture, and a call to craft your own sex bucket list, this episode proves Cosmo's still dishing dumb-but-delightful advice. Who needs sex ed when you've got this chaotic icon?
Hosts SJ and Kay dive into the stressful intersection of anxiety and arousal, inspired by Emily Nagoski's game-changing book Come As You Are. They kick things off with asking: Would you rather hook up right before a big race, a killer exam, or amid bedtime chaos with the kids? Spoiler: Probably none because stress can make for some lame sex. They break down the stress response cycle, why cortisol is nature's cockblock, and share science-backed hacks like 20-second hugs and dance breaks to "complete the cycle." From Good Girls Research Division, they roast an awkward 2010 study involving vaginal probes and '90s erotica. Plus, SJ shares her unfiltered hot takes on the third book in Sarah J. Maas's A Court of Thorns and Roses series—think vanilla fairy sex, power imbalances, and a plea for more queer fae foursomes. Whether you're avoiding dishes or daydreaming of magical mates, tune in for laughs and validation.
Okay, good girls and boys, SJ and Kay are here to dish out our "Dear Abby, Good Girls Style" advice full of questionable wisdom. The gals tackle your juiciest queries with zero filter and questionable expertise. From a hubby who's all tongue and no technique…Daisy L., we're side-eyeing the long tongue situation…to a down-there "stench" shade that's killed the vibe…Confidence P., that man hardly deserves a sad handjob.
They cackle through vibrator detox dilemmas. multi-orgasm marathons that leave her pooped, and that wild-card MFM threesome thirst. It's chaotic, cathartic, and probably accurate – but hey, laughter's the best foreplay.
Whether you're rebuilding mojo or just eavesdropping on our unhinged unloads, this one's for anyone who's ever faked a finale or fantasized a fantasy. Hit play, and remember: questionable advice is still advice. Warnings: explicit AF, earbuds mandatory. Stream on all pods – next round's on you!
In this episode of Good Girls, hosts SJ and Kay dive into the steamy, glitchy world of virtual sex. They talk Snapchat nudes that vanish (or don't), long-distance sexy pics gone wrong, and the dopamine rush of emoji foreplay. Kay spills on her 20s-era FWB snaps and the awkward thrill of timed sexy videos, while SJ confesses on accidentally "love you"-ing her boss. Backed by research on attachment anxiety fueling sexts and oxytocin spikes from sweet (not just BDSM) erotica, they unpack why words often outshine visuals for women, the risks of leaks (RIP many celebs' privacy), and safety PSAs for consent and brakes on your sexual accelerator.
We end with a review of A Court of Thorns and Roses: Tamlin's masks, Rhysand's wings, and why no one needs a 19-year-old soulmate.
Tune in for laughs, science, and zero judgment. Drop a sexty review and follow for more unfiltered vibes!
In this week's episode of Good Girls, hosts Kay and SJ dive into the wild world of early 2000s pickup artistry from Neil Strauss's The Game, testing tactics like negging (subtle disses to spark attraction), peacocking (flashy outfits to stand out), time pressure, kino escalation (gradual touching), and push-pull (hot-and-cold flirting) on each other. Is confidence sexy, or does it veer into toxic territory? They role-play club scenarios, laugh over Mystery's fur hat and soul patches, and debate why these "tricks" might actually lower social stakes—or just come off as creepy.
Shifting gears, they explore healthier alternatives from Mark Manson's Models, emphasizing non-neediness and vulnerability over alpha-male posturing. Touching on the male loneliness epidemic, Emily Nagoski's insights on women's diverse turn-ons, and why they aren't secretly chasing Christian Grey, Kay and SJ talk attraction, consent, and evolving gender dynamics. Plus: Romantasy confessions, a demon anatomy revelation, and a shoutout to peak female friendships. Tune in for laughs, lore, and a reminder that genuine connection beats any scripted line.
SJ and Kay sit down with Lukas, a gay romance author whose upcoming novel, Pickle Your Fancy, blends sports satire, hot locker room scenes, and a poignant coming-out narrative. The trio starts with a playful Mary, Fuck, Kill game, debating the merits of David Rose, Will from Nashville, and Lukas’s own character Mason. Lukas opens up about his journey to full-time writing, sharing how his love for crafting stories, sparked by Enya-fueled journaling sessions in school, led him to make the jump from corporate tech after he authored a WSJ bestseller.
The discussion turns to the craft of writing sex scenes that move the plot forward, with Lukas explaining how he tests scenes with beta readers to ensure they hit the mark and the science of picking the right words. SJ and Kay explore the ethics of book pirating, citing studies that debunk myths about who pirates and why, while Lucas reflects on the impact of corporate theft on authors. From his plans for a rapid-fire release strategy to his excitement for untapped subgenres like gay lit RPG, this episode offers a deep dive into the challenges and joys of breaking into romance as a gay male author, all wrapped in witty banter and genuine camaraderie.
The Good Girls tackle the "nice guy" phenomenon: are they truly good, or just insecure dudes waiting for a vending machine that pays out sex after 3 dates? We play Marry, Fuck, Rapture with three famous nice guys, debate toxic positivity, and talk about odd nice guy sex scenes...in throuples because why not. From incel Reddit rants to the allure of bad-but-good boys like Mr. Darcy and Xaden, we talk confidence, agency, and why grocery store sushi doesn’t buy love...or sexy time with Kay. Plus, a Rosh Hashanah tribute to nice Jewish boys and a daddy kink update with Sandy Cohen. Grab your headphones for this unfiltered episode!
Hosts SJ and Kay dive into the allure of daddy kinks, bad boys, and boss-secretary tropes with a game of Marry, Fuck, Kill. They explore the psychological pull of age gaps, sexy Shadow Daddies from Xaden Riorson to Mr. Darcy, and power dynamics in fiction versus real life. The ethics of relationships with undeniable power imbalances are questioned...while fictional romance books and movies with these same imbalances are embraced...including by Kay. As usual, the hosts blend humor, personal stories, and sharp insights, encouraging listeners to embrace their kinks while critically examining these steamy and prevalent tropes. Who does SJ pick to do the dirty with in the choice of our real-life Shadow Daddy/Bad Boy Kurt Cobain, our Daddy Mr. Big, and our Boss Christian Grey? Listen to find out!
Welcome to the hot mess that is SJ and Kay's discussion of Gary Chapman’s five love languages. We roast the actual book’s caveman-era beliefs (women don't like sex? have you met our co-host Kay?), cackle over bros claiming blowjobs as their love language, and love on a tango-dancing grandpa. Kay’s got heart-eyes for an adult film star’s boomerang peeny, while SJ’s baffled by studies about strangers touching wrists (who funds this?). With shoutouts to Sabrina Carpenter’s “I run this” album cover energy and tips for dodging father-in-law carpool awkwardness (...unless you have a daddy kink, then carry on), this episode is a rollercoaster of snark and heart. Whether you’re into gifts, cuddles, or...down-there time, this episode’s got you covered with laughs and real talk about love’s weird, wonderful ways.
SJ and Kay discuss the persistent tragedy facing heterosexual women, The Orgasm Gap. This 30% pleasure difference means guys finish 8 out of 10 times, while straight gals are stuck at 4-5, probably wondering if their climax got lost in the mail. Meanwhile, ladies in lesbian relationships are racking up 6-8 and making hosts question why sexuality can’t be a choice. The clitoris is not a secret level in a video game, yet a third of surveyed people can’t find it on a vagina map. As always, books are discussed with main male leads ranked in their sexual prowess, a report fresh from Good Girls Research Division. SJ and Kay advocate for open communication, sexual exploration, and quirky resources to close the gap. People, there is a nationwide sex recession! This is serious business.
Hello dear Good Girls listeners—yep, we’re the #41 sex podcast tearing up Saudi Arabia, and we’re about to blow your mind! Today, we’re ripping into sex myths. Think vaginas stretching to Grand Canyon proportions, semen that’s basically a prozac, and pineapples turning your downstairs into a tropical buffet. With unhinged tales, questionable “science,” and our signature cackle, we’re debunking the wildest bedroom rumors. So, put in those earbuds—especially if your father-in-law’s in the car—and let’s dive into this NSFW rollercoaster!
Buckle up for a wild ride as we talk about what makes a guy go from "meh" to "take me now" faster than you can say "nectar juices." Whether it’s a dude juggling a soccer ball, or making a cello moan in ways that’d make Yo-Yo Ma blush, we’re dissecting the activities that crank up the sexy. We dive into romance novel tropes, from Fourth Wing’s Xaden Riorson (leather pants, emotional baggage, and all) to Samson’s jawbone-wielding, loincloth-clad chaos (hottest biblical character??). Things get spicy as we roast unrealistic expectations—like communal vibrator drawers in a sports star’s bedroom (ew?)—and tackle the orgasm gap. Oh, and did you know Utah’s getting more nip-tucks than a Hollywood housewife? Blame the Proverbs 31 pressure to be a saintly MILF. Get ready for a savage, laugh-out-loud episode that’s equal parts thirst trap and social takedown!
Episode rating: 2/3 🍆🍆. R-rated content. Talking about sex with adult language and raunchy humor.
Today, we compare our upbringing of diet culture and body policing with the beautifully body-positive Gen Z outfits seen today. We tear down the impossibly muscular "tree guy" ideal for men and embrace average sizes for…everything. We ask the hard questions like: Where do you draw the line between shaving your legs and getting Botox? How can Kay protest her unjust Judgement Under God in high school?
If you have ever been told your outfit is too distracting, tried to verify an anatomical impossibility from smut, or want to hear different sides of a Botox decision, this one's for you.
Today, we kick things off with mom guilt — you know, the totally psychologically healthy kind. Then we flip the script and let that guilt die a fiery death. We talk about crawling out of the early motherhood cave and reconnecting with our quirky and curious selves.
And we report on our investigations of the spicy romance novel claim about feeling…ya know... through the stomach. We are unsure of how it relates to the episode topic, but it felt highly relevant at the time.
This one is for anyone who's ready to drop the guilt and re-embrace the wonderful oddball they were before kids!
Today, we talk sex after pregnancy—the not-so-sexy sequel. We’re diving into the chaotic mess that is post-baby intimacy. From the very, very dry truth of the postpartum hormonal maelstrom to ill-fated attempts to get sexy time away from the kids and in-laws, we’re covering all messy things. We salute the unsung heroes who are pelvic floor therapists…and KY Jelly. We also touch on werewolf sex, but we are not sure why.
So, if you’ve ever felt like your sex life was a lost cause after kids, grab a glass of wine...or lukewarm coffee that was hot 5 hours ago…and listen up. This one's for you.