Newly leaked video from the MAGAT braintrust shows Renee Good telling Jon Ross "I don't hate you," followed by him calling his victim a "fucking bitch" after he murders her. Minnesota AG and Hennepin County Attorney open independent murder investigation. Nitwit Nero names a toilet salesman as NATO Ambassador. Oil barons tell him they can't just throw money down the Venezeulan rathole. Cankles Caligula sarcastically calls them "these geniuses." Whiskey Pete Kegbreath takes the Doomsday Plane out for a spin alongside Laura Looney and her lips. 

The Murderous MAGATs are trying to brazen their way through their rampage in Minnesota. They can't even pick a lie and stick to it. Republicons buck Mullah Moses Mike and vote to extend the ACA subsidies. The murderer has been identified and the MAGATS are trying to keep him from facing justice. 

An orphan, stunned and alone, cries themself asleep tonight. Donald J. Trump has hurt another child. 

The "King of Boeing" gets cut off . . . way too late. Toooooo late: He's sharing his insanity with us all.   

A rogue nation commits a vile sneak-attack; a day that will live in infamy. A cabal of murderous war criminals is running (and ruining) the U.S. We are in a time not of constitutioinal crisis, but constitutional collapse. 

Breathe.  Just breathe. 

Once upon a time, there were "slow news days" during the Holiday Season. Those days are long gone. MAGAT crime and corruption never takes a day off. Happy New Year to the whole H.O.R.N. Family/Community/Congregation!

A bit thinky this time. All those years we read Heinlein and Rand so as to understand the fascist position. And now I find out the fascists have a new gospel and a new prophet. All the smalldicks (credit: Jason Isbell) get together in one-handed bookclubs and talk about a white America.  Tell me again how MAGATS=/= Nazis.

This godforsaken year is going to dumbass its way to the bitter end. Let's check in with Harmeet "The Harridan" Dhillon, who's big mad at . . . MAGA? Yup. Or Mayonnnaise Miller, wheezing and grunting online about an America without white folks. And that's just the tip of the iceberg . . . wait: that's Tuesdays.

Nitwit Nero attacks . . . Nigeria. His father would be SO proud. Happy Holidays and Wondrous Weekend, y'all! Happy Birthday, Ferg, my son!

This will go down as the Epstein Christmas . . . when the nation (and the world) learned a new meaning of "monster." Happy Holidays, y'all!

Bari Weiss "is cosplaying as an editor and she isn't one." Thanks to HORN listener Tamara for making it possible for this program to fight back against MAGAT suppression. Listen to the Weiss-suppressed, Ellison-suppressed, TRUMP-suppressed "60 Minutes" expose of the living Hell concentration camp that is Mayonnaise Miller's wet dream. 

Oh, look! It's finally the Epstein Files , , , only they're NOT. 

Nitwit Nero's primetime manic blather falls flat. MAGATs in Congress panic. Anything to distract from the Epstein Files. More photos released today. Disgusting is too mild a word. Oh, goody! Here come the real-life Hunger Games. 

The MAGATS are killers, Monsters. Starvers. Killers. Authors of disaster.

It was a Wile-d kind of day. Just sayin'. Susie spilled tea all over the place and the MAGAThouse just pretended to yawn and declare, "Fake news." Once again, though, we see that no MAGAT can talk about Jeffrey Epstein without giving themselves away. MonkeyUP DeKlantis challenges Nitwit Nero's AI regulation ban. Fallout continues from Julius Sleazer's vile response to the murder of Rob and Michelle Reiner. 

What an awful weekend. What a horrid holiday season.   That's fascism.

Did Cankles Caligula forget he has a son with Melanoma or is "her son" just not his? MAGAT House introduces silly excuse for a healthcare bill. More photos from the Epstein Estate and the ones yet to come are described as deeply disturbing. ICE goon gets taken to police station after attempting to kidnap immigrants. Maryland court allows sexual abuse lawsuit against Linda McMahon go forward. 

After today, Krusti the Gnome hangs by a thread. Revel. Shenanigan. And Bovine Gregory? We have our own thoughts. 

At some point, these MAGATS will run up the Jolly Roger and just come out as the pirates they are. An oil tanker? Yep. House passes NDAA that compels Whiskey Pete to release the unedited video of the war crime he helped commit. Jared Kushner funds an attempt to further turn American journalism into North Korea. What happens when the Prison-Industrial Complex goes hand-in-hand with the Eco-tourism industry?