Dearly beloved, we took one for the team and said it so you don’t have to. Now behold; SEND TO ALL. This is the podcast you forward to your mum, dad, that nosy colleague, your cousin with unsolicited opinions, your neighbour’s best friend, your uncle in the village and every human who cannot resist the eternal inquiry: “When are you getting married? When are the kids coming?”
Now to you, this has found well and healthy (hopefully). Kindly, stop asking about the marriage and the babies. Most importantly, stop suggesting potential partners like you’re running a community-based Tinder franchise. Please and thank.
Instead channel that energy into surprise parties for:
🎉 A business launch that finally got its first paying client.
🎉 A job promotion that didn’t come with extra unpaid duties.
🎉 A master’s degree completion party (don't ask about the PHD)
🎉 A farewell bash for the friend brave enough to start life abroad (complete with m-pesa donations).
🎉 A medal ceremony for surviving a marathon
🎉 A one-year anniversary for ditching that toxic 9-to-5 to embrace art, travel, freedom.
While at it buy presents for that friend who just completed a major exam, that one who has stayed consistent in therapy, that who has survived a hard season in their life, the one finally putting a deposit on something they have been intending to buy.
Let’s stay busy, beloveds. Stay celebratory. Stay petty only if you must.