Circe messes with memory. Brendan messes with baking tips. Rose makes a mess.
Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent.
Credits:
This episode was written by Ella Harding with additional material by the creators. It was edited by Tia Vincent and CS Smith, with sound design by CS Smith.
You can find us on wherever you get your doomscrolling @HexpressHotline or email us at HexpressHotline@gmail.com
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Hexpress Hotline often contains elements of horror in a lighthearted or comedic context. This episode contains: memory loss, mild violence, existentialism.
Happy Hexing!
The hotline struggles with prank callers. Merlin has some complaints. Poetry will occur (threat).
Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent.
Credits:
This episode was written by Tia Vincent, with additional material by the creators.
It was edited by Tia Vincent, with sound design by Caitlin Smith.
You can find us on wherever you get your doomscrolling @HexpressHotline or email us at HexpressHotline@gmail.com
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Hexpress Hotline often contains elements of horror in a lighthearted or comedic context. This episode contains: implied harm of children
Happy Hexing!
Rose experiences the breakroom. Delilah has lunch. The floor is lava.
Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent.
Credits:
This episode was written and edited by Tia Vincent, with additional material by the creators.
You can find us on wherever you get your doomscrolling @HexpressHotline or email us at HexpressHotline@gmail.com
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Hexpress Hotline often contains elements of horror in a lighthearted or comedic context. This episode contains: destruction of property and housing, fire, descriptions of hoarding, mentions of eviction.
Happy Hexing!
A new hire joins the Call Centre. Circe rocks some socks. Crimes against salt lamps are committed.
Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent.
Amy Howlett as Rose
Ella Harding as Brendan Crumble
CS Smith as Circe
LM Clohessy as Delilah
Morgan Greensmith as The Baron
ZuZu LeFou as Caller 4
Eirrin Slattery as Caller 8
Will Noakes as Caller 9
Joe Mayo as The Answerphone
This episode was written by Ella Harding, with additional material by the creators. It was edited by CS Smith
You can find us on wherever you get your doomscrolling @HexpressHotline or email us at HexpressHotline@gmail.com
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Hexpress Hotline often contains elements of horror in a lighthearted or comedic context. This episode contains: sex references, existentialism
Happy Hexing!
Circe struggles with an unsatisfied customer. Delilah takes a break. The Baron chases a mouse.
Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent.
CS Smith as Circe
LM Clohessy as Delilah
Morgan Greensmith as The Baron
Will Noakes as Caller 5
Stanley Holder as Caller 6
Flossy Hardy as Caller 6’s Girlfriend
And Andrew Gorman as Caller 7
The episode was edited by CS Smith
You can find us on wherever you get your doomscrolling @HexpressHotline or email us at HexpressHotline@gmail.com
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Hexpress Hotline often contains elements of horror in a lighthearted or comedic context. This episode contains: reference to parent death and murder, therapy, existential dread, depiction of body horror, and a cat hunting mice.
SFX: Screams, mice, chewing.
Happy Hexing!
Circe tackles a successful day of cursing, from cheating partners to rude exes. Brendan delivers a package. The Baron contemplates life.
Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent.
In this episode you heard:
CS Smith as Circe
Ella Harding as Brendan Crumble
Morgan Greensmith as The Baron
Andrew Gorman as Caller 1
Amber Jones as Caller 2
Pietro Spicer as Caller 3
Michelle Goff as Caller 3’s Partner
ZuZu LeFou as Caller 4
Joe Mayo as the Answerphone
The episode was edited by Tia Vincent, with sound design by CS Smith
You can find us on wherever you get your doomscrolling @HexpressHotline or email us at HexpressHotline@gmail.com
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Hexpress Hotline often contains elements of horror in a lighthearted or comedic context. This episode contains descriptions of mild body horror, breaking and entering, leeches, mentions of missing parent, existentialism, screaming, cheating, vomit.
SFX: Breaking glass, leeches, screaming, vomiting.
Happy Hexing!
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Credits:
Circe - CS Smith
Brendan - Ella Harding
Delilah - LM Clohessy
Voiceover - Blythe White
Written by Ella Harding and edited by Ella Harding and CS Smith
@HexpressHotline wherever you get your doomscrolling
[PHONE RINGING. VOICEMAIL BEEP.]
DELILAH: Yello, this is Delilah, putting the "hot" in Hexpress Hotline. I'm a very busy person, with lots of interesting hobbies, and a life outside of work, so there's a pretty good chance I'm not at the phone right now. [BREATH.] Maybe try Circe instead? I am the better hexer, though, so if you're really insistent on a spell from yours truly, leave a message after the tone, and if it's interesting, I'll- get back to you? Maybe. Don't bet on it.
[PHONE BEEP.]
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Voiced by L. M. Clohessy
Created by C. S. Smith, Tia Vincent, Morgan Greensmith & Ella Harding
[PHONE RINGING. VOICEMAIL BEEP.]
[BREATH.]
BRENDAN: Uh... hello...? This is Brendan Crumble with Hexpress Hotline. I am HR. If- you're calling about Delilah, we've- we're very sorry. Uh, I'm afraid we're no longer accepting job applications, so please do not forward us your CV. (We have so many, they're all piling up.) Uh, and also, we- we make it very clear in our terms and conditions that all spells are non-returnable, non-refundable and non-negotiable. If you're really insistent on talking about Delilah, press one. Oh, oh no, I think- uh, I think Circe's coming, uh, I've got to get off the phone before she sees me, thank you for calling us, uh, we're always here-
[PHONE BEEP.]
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Voiced by Ella Harding
Created by C. S. Smith, Tia Vincent, Morgan Greensmith & Ella Harding
[PHONE RINGING. VOICEMAIL BEEP.]
CIRCE: Hi, this is Circe with Hexpress Hotline. Sorry I couldn't come to the phone. I am always at my desk, so something must be really wrong for me to miss your call. Perhaps Brendan dropped the leeches again. It happens more often than you'd think. Uh, unless this is a government official phoning, uh, in which case that has never happened. [BREATH.]
Anyway. Please leave your message after the tone and I will get back to you as soon as I can.
[VOICEMAIL BEEP.]
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Voiced by C. S. Smith
Created by C.S. Smith, Tia Vincent, Morgan Greensmith & Ella Harding