What have you done consistently for a year? Were you proud? Did it ever blister? Did you know people think you're weird for doing that?
We've been podcasters for one year, and we're so thrilled you're here with us. If you've been offended by us in the past, give us another try; we'll do it again!
Have you ever been a sexy AI who can only be turned on by real, authentic humans? Then join our religion: Humans Only. Here you'll be in an exclusive club with only the realest of humans. Bust your AI bits and bytes as we discuss the details on this week's episode.
Have you ever stopped to consider the fact that Jesus MIGHT be coming back but in the form of artificial intelligence? If so, you might be a total idiot, but for some reason we'll address that. Be careful as you listen because we also delve into the theory that ADHD is contagious.
Many people are saying that this podcast is like heaven, meaning of course that it could be improved. Who even thinks heaven sounds good?
Donald Trump comes back and is smart, smarter perhaps than any other person who has ever smarted.
Please tell your friends about this show. If you don't have friends, Venmo us to fix that. Temporarily, though.
With Thanksgiving coming up in just 360 days, we cover that and other pressing topics, such as listening to the radio and saving your marriage with free therapy.
When sailors saw whales 1000 years ago, they realized there was crazy stuff on earth and then made up Mermaids, because how was anyone going to fact check that?
Now that things can no longer be fact checked again, we have literally the real RFK on the pod to discuss his brain worm, how he sold his genitals for female goat semen, and parenting tips.
What would it feel like to be composted? If you've wondered this before, you've found the right podcast. Dayna finds ways to become unelectable in the future, we serve a dose of vulnerability, and the best podcast in the education category rolls on.
Have you ever complimented a man? Did he suddenly equip a feather boa and rank your shoes from fab to gag? Join us today as we do our 4th different intro in 3 weeks and do our best to entertain you before leftists podcast become illegal.
Have you ever had a food you liked, but you're sick of calling them by their normal name? That's crazy, but not unfamiliar to us. Come join us, you crazy people, as we journey through the doors of life.
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Do you ever make soup and then it's accidentally a different kind of food? Do you ever write a comedy about death? Do you ever have a brand new experience that you've had lots of times before? You're so weird.
Join us today as we celebrate 10,000 subscribers! We don't have that many, but we're celebrating like we do. Do we maybe have more???? Stay tuned to possibly find out.
There's a low dose, a medium dose, and then there's today's pod! Jack takes a fat dose of Da Bomb beyond insanity in the version of a giant candy, and then tries his best to match Dayna's insanity.
Today is our 20th wedding anniversary!
This episode is considered by many scholars to be one of the episodes OF ALL TIME! Do not miss out on this disgusting display of affection and distraction.
Hello dear listeners. This week we discuss Taylor Swift's public bowel movement, but we also talk about how to make friends. We're not just good at it, we're hypothetically great at it. Also Donald Trump joins the pod to tell us about how Barbies work.
What's better than one charming host and one adorably altered person who is also there? Zero hosts? Because we did that, so hopefully it is the case. Read between the lines with us as we analyze 50% of the podcasters' obsession with attractive cousins and suppress your erections.
Don't get scared now! Yes, the rise of dangerous facism is a bummer, but do you know what strangely isn't? The horrific death of fictional characters at the hands of ghastly apparitions and monstrous killers. Why isn't it a bummer? We don't really know, but we count down the best of the best since Y2K.
We also don't know the answer to why even the animals find sunsets beautiful; a question we posit and Dayna freaking chokes on the answer. More at 11.
This week we follow through: eating a podcast LIVE. Like, we were alive while we ate it. This podcast is recorded live in front of a studio audience of one dog. Featuring special guests, a little boy named Willy, Dayna's grandpa, and the most convicted president in history, Donald Jesus Trump.
What are the funniest movies of the last 25 years? Where do the socks go that get lost in the dryer? Can women really think for themselves? Is anyone else hungry? We delve into that and less, so don't miss it. Special guest appearance from the president of the United States and an old lady who died after eating a filet-o-fish.
The brilliant, normal haired, and totally wears underwear and not diapers president of the USA joins us for a bit, we interview our own dog, and learn that sometimes things can be too highly too amazing.
Have you ever before enjoyed a live podcast? How about a live podcast that was recorded, edited, and then shipped to you LIVE? Because that's what Dayna is promising you today. Listen as we cover sexy topics like armpits, super powers that are real, and how to most normally react if you think your spouse is funny.
Want to play a drinking game and don't care about your own safety? Try counting how many times Dayna talks about core memories. Now, in the name of Meghan Markle, we bless you with something more interesting to talk and think about than Meghan Markle, amen.