It’s Heavy on the Mayo Monday, and when I say heavy, I mean heavy heavy. This isn’t a turkey club — this is the kind of sandwich that drips all over your shirt, makes you uncomfortable, but you can’t look away. In this kickoff episode of His Sandwich Maker, I lay it down: loss of life isn’t a punchline. Actions matter, words don’t break you, and if this truth makes you uncomfortable? Good. Stay bothered. Bon appétit.