This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  EVERYBODY STAY CALM! STAY CALM! NATALIE KELLER REINERT IS HERE! I REPEAT NATALIE KELLER REINERT IS IN THE BUILDING! ACT COOL!  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Horse Girl Tim and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another horse girl, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But Tim is a genetic freak and not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, to beat him. Then you add Jenna to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but Tim, he's got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Sugarfoot KNOWS he can't beat Tim and he's not even gonna try! So Sugarfoot, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus the 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take Tim's 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Guess what Stephen Adams. GUESS WHAT? We are stealing your name. Look at me. Now back to your screen now back to me. We are the horseshoes and the hand grenades now. *insert appropriate emojis here*  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series: Flight Part 2 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us on this very special episode where we have a blast talking with three people that we adore. Our very special guests include: AB Sigler of Empty Set Entertainment - https://scottsigler.com   Andy from Compassion Co - https://compassionco.com/   Vic Iddstar - https://iddstar.com/   Check out our wonderful friends!  

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  On this episode all of our southern friends hear about the best fried chicken ever. In Maryland? Yes. Yes in Maryland! Also we get weirdly nostalgic about Jules growth.   New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Flight Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  What ice cream flavour is Sugarfoot though? Like... it feels like cayenne pepper or something super weird. Maybe just death? Death tastes like a berry I am pretty sure.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Home Part 2 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Listen Jules, not everyone may be on your side with your life choices but WE ARE DAMN IT! YOU GOTTA LIVE! New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Home Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  This episode we talk for a real long time about books being read to us by robots. Or big fuzzy robot bedtime story tellers- aka accessibility readers. Thank you robot helpers!  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Prospect Part 2 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  This episode just feels really Egyptian to me. It's just got that certain hieroglyphs type feel. Sand. Pyramids. Rami Malik. You get it. Honestly this episode is really an episode before an episode.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Prospect Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  If you want some pre homework for this weeks episode feel free to look up 'Tsavo Man-Eaters'. Then you can feel so much cooler and more educated than we are! New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Forward Part 2 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim and the Horns Over Hoops Podcast into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  There's no rule in the podcast book that says we can't join the Horns Over Hoops podcast to talk about Air bud! There may even be a cameo from a basketball man - I genuinely would not know.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Air Bud | Movie

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  This week Tim is spilling all the tea on Jules and Pete! He has a blog and he's gonna USE IT! Just like Rogue Tim cannot be controlled even with a really big bit.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Forward Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Tim has become a diva. Finally. When we started on this journey to turn him into a horse girl but we didn't respect it but that power is out now. And he's a dressage girl.  New episode every other Wednesday! Media: Eventing Series: Luck Part 2 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  We read the first 13 chapters of Luck. Is what I SAID TO TIM AND JENNA WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT THEY BETRAYED ME! Those monsters. Those betrayers. Those mutineers. I am angry. I am untethered. I am FULL OF RAGE. New episode every other Wednesday!Media: Eventing Series: Luck Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl.  Irregardless of how much you enjoy this podcast we are doing this with regard for the word irregardless. We are BRINGING IT BACK! Or to... was it a word before? Irregardless...New episode every other Wednesday!Media: Eventing Series: Courage | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. Well, today, we're doing just that -- to TV's Travis!That's right, your favorite Horse Girls appeared on "Wait, You Haven't Seen...?" and discussed that classic animated masterpiece, "Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron"! With MAATT DAAAAMONCheck out TV's Travis WYHS backlog here:https://tvstravis.com/podcast/wyhsNew episode every other Wednesday!Media: Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  The Horse Crew is back in house to tackle the THIRD Eventing book! And we meet Alex. No not that Alex. Other Alex, we like Alex. No not THAT Alex- the OTHER Alex! How are you not following??  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series: Courage Part 1 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  ASwanNamedEmily and Alex are absolutely OVERJOYED to talk to Carrie Seim the famous author of Horse Girl about her newest book Horse Camp!   Find out where to get your very own copy at https://horsegirlbook.com and find out more about Carrie at https://carrieseim.com!  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series: Horse Camp | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  This book is really going to help Tim with his dress-age. If only he would stop berating children! We keep telling him, no no the misguided children are what keep the lights on at Horse Girls HQ but apparently he just can't get over the bad internet posts about him... anyways.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eventing Series: Pride Part 2 | Book

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic vampire journey through the coffins of friendship, the spooky castles of nostalgia, ve vant to drink your bluud Tim ah ah ah! Ok so this isn't Horse Girls per se.... but it IS Hearse Girls!!  Listen, I don't know what Cascada is, and neither do you. Stop questioning me. All thots no vibes on this one.  If you like this ep consider hitting us up at patreon.com/horsegirls