A life update from the messy middle because apparently I’ve entered my 50 Cent era — unbothered, boundary-setting, and fully in my “watch yourselves” phase. I’m sharing what I’ve been dealing with, what’s been testing me, what’s been healing me… and what’s coming next for Hot Mess But Healing. Growth, grit, a little chaos — and yes, I’ve got many men. 💅🏽🎤

This episode is for every parent who has been called “blud”, “bro”, “NPC” or “mid” by a child they literally PUSHED OUT.

Welcome to the Gen Alpha Brain Rot Takeover — a completely unhinged, wildly accurate, slightly sleep-deprived survival guide for Millennial parents raising children who speak in random numbers, TikTok noises and cursed vibes.

Why are they whispering “6-7”?

Why are they growling instead of talking?

What in the name of Skibidi is a Fanum Tax?

And why do they keep saying GYAT in Tesco??

In this episode I deep-dive into:

• Gen Alpha slang (so you don’t feel like an old Victorian orphan)

• The brain rot epidemic nobody warned us about

• Why our kids are basically feral NPCs on side quests

• Millennial phrases we thought were elite (I’m looking at you, “peng” and “YOLO”)

• Public breakdowns, TikTok kids, and the emotional damage caused by a child whispering “sigma” behind you in Aldi

If your child has ever:

• T-posed in the hallway

• Called your outfit “mid”

• Said “Mum your aura is lagging”

• Or spoken in riddles like a tiny possessed philosopher

This episode is your safe space.

Pour a cuppa (or a wine), hide in the bathroom, and press play.

6-7. Skibidi. No cap. You’re gonna feel seen

A raw honest chat about mum guilt - why it shows

up, how it drains you and how to stop letting it run the show!

contains strong language no f$#ks given and brutal honesty!