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How To Steal A Penguin
Seán Burke and Joe O'Neill
17 episodes
19 hours ago
‘How To Steal A Penguin’ is the weekly chat of Seán and Joe, two Irish lads in London with a pocket full of dreams, a fist full of stars and bucketload of sex appeal. No penguins were harmed in the making of this podcast.
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‘How To Steal A Penguin’ is the weekly chat of Seán and Joe, two Irish lads in London with a pocket full of dreams, a fist full of stars and bucketload of sex appeal. No penguins were harmed in the making of this podcast.
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Stand-Up
Comedy
Episodes (17/17)
How To Steal A Penguin
Troy To The World

This week the lads discussed The Running Man, relentless Plumbers and naturally got stuck into Ireland's euphoria inducing win over Hungary. Forgive us, it doesn't happen that often...


IG: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

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19 hours ago
48 minutes 35 seconds

How To Steal A Penguin
Pierced Brosnan

This week the lads talk about Pierce Brosnan's rudeness, Stag Parties and throwing Pizzas on the roof of the Breaking Bad house.

If you're enjoying the show, please give us a 5 star rating and recommend us to a friend. We don't have any so we're relying on you.

Hosted By Seán Burke & Joe O'Neill

https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

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1 week ago
50 minutes 6 seconds

How To Steal A Penguin
Shall Pacino

This week the lads talk about O'Neill family Oktobersesh, Louis Theroux and have a surprisingly sincere chat about drinking habits. If you're enjoying the show, please give us a 5 star rating and recommend us to a friend. We don't have any, so we're relying on you.


  • Pod IG: https//www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

  • Seán Burke https://www.instagram.com/seanburkeshow/ 

  • Joe O'Neill https://www.instagram.com/joeyourownway_/

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    2 weeks ago
    51 minutes 38 seconds

    How To Steal A Penguin
    Joaquin On Sunshine

    This week we talked about getting schooled by Gen Z on passive aggression, the Live Laugh Loveification of society and we talk about going to a Hot Wheels show that was absolutely not meant for us.

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    3 weeks ago
    52 minutes 36 seconds

    How To Steal A Penguin
    Ray Your Mano

    This week Joe tells us about the time he hosted an audience full of gangsters, Sean squeezes in a bit of ASMR and the worst comedy gig of his entire life - he most definitely is still not over it.


    Producer: Gareth Freiheit https://www.instagram.com/garethfreiheit/


    Assistant Producer: Michael Bissett https://www.instagram.com/uvgurls/


    Hosts:


    Sean Burke https://www.instagram.com/seanburkeshow/


    Joe O'Neill https://www.instagram.com/joeyourownway_/

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    4 weeks ago
    54 minutes 1 second

    How To Steal A Penguin
    Jambon Jovi

    This week we talk about alternative names for the podcast, Joe shares a nightmare story from his weekend shift, and we imagine what Succession would look like with the 'other' Brian Cox.

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    1 month ago
    50 minutes 40 seconds

    How To Steal A Penguin
    Taking The Mick Lynch

    This week we talk about Joe pouring the most expensive Guinness you’ve ever heard of, as well as the time Sean gave trade union leader Mick Lynch’s email address and the fallout from that. Last but not least Joe talks about running into a somewhat divisive Irish internet comedian who loves telling stories.

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    1 month ago
    47 minutes 54 seconds

    How To Steal A Penguin
    Joedemort

    This week we talk about the fact that Joe sounds like a rusty door hinge when he’s got a cold, the ins and outs of hidden camera pranks on famous people, and the time Seán worked with Viper Higgins. Class lad.

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    1 month ago
    47 minutes 52 seconds

    How To Steal A Penguin
    Ian Wrighty Tighty

    This week we talk about Seán's time working with Arsenal legends Ian Wright and David Seaman, Joe shares a movie trivia game we all struggled to follow, and mortification ensues when a fan of the show brings up a steamy novel Seán once narrated.

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    1 month ago
    52 minutes 28 seconds

    How To Steal A Penguin
    Willem DeShow

    This week we talk about the joys of having a pacemaker and having to get my batteries changed like a Duracell Bunny. Joe talked about the time he was hit by a car- just straight up hit by a car. I hope you like impressions because we stuffed quite a few in this week’s episode.

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    2 months ago
    52 minutes 15 seconds

    How To Steal A Penguin
    Shane Guevara

    This week we measure Paul Mescal against other Irish celebrities in the pints department before donning our tinfoil hats and queuing up some classic conspiracies. To unwind, we discuss the art of YouTube comfort watching and finish on a very important question - how many seagulls would it take to carry Seán away? A very real threat and something that could happen at any moment.

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    2 months ago
    54 minutes 55 seconds

    How To Steal A Penguin
    Poxie Litt

    This week we wade into the debate on the importance of statues of animals. We also recount the times we both separately bumped into Ian McKellen and how Sean's glorioius moustache once acted as a peacemaker during an intense day of filming.


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    2 months ago
    53 minutes 36 seconds

    How To Steal A Penguin
    Bob Mortified

    This week we talk about our shared love of musicals, the idea of waiting outside a hotel for ten hours in the hopes of seeing AC/DC for ten seconds, and Sean recounts the time he embarrassed himself in front of comedy legend Bob Mortimer.

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    2 months ago
    46 minutes 48 seconds

    How To Steal A Penguin
    Colm Meaney By Your Name

    This week we talk about working with Irish cinema legend Colm Meaney, what it means to scuttle a ship, and Joe’s surprise appearance in a SuperValu ad.

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    3 months ago
    49 minutes 20 seconds

    How To Steal A Penguin
    It's Brittany, Bitch

    This week we talk about Liam Neeson's increasingly gruff tones, the offensive Irish carictures in the Lord Of The Rings series, and the fact that Helen Keller once flew a plane - no, that's not a joke.

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    3 months ago
    51 minutes 20 seconds

    How To Steal A Penguin
    Barberfloor Moustache

    This week the lads talk about going into holiday mode, ask if Robert De Niro makes a convincing housemaid and Seán recounts a somewhat uncomfortable story about the Edinburgh Fringe festival.

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    3 months ago
    46 minutes 20 seconds

    How To Steal A Penguin
    Tucci Feely

    This week the lads talk about the eating habits of Stanley Tucci, hand to hand combat with ET and recount the story of how they met. Awwww.

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    3 months ago
    47 minutes 46 seconds

    How To Steal A Penguin
    ‘How To Steal A Penguin’ is the weekly chat of Seán and Joe, two Irish lads in London with a pocket full of dreams, a fist full of stars and bucketload of sex appeal. No penguins were harmed in the making of this podcast.