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How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel
214 episodes
2 days ago

A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your day—they’ll tell you how to survive it, with plenty of laughs along the way.

Featuring guests like Rainn Wilson, Jon Hamm, Tig Notaro, Patton Oswalt, Oscar Nunez, Lauren Ash, Paul F. Tompkins & Andy Richter.

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A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your day—they’ll tell you how to survive it, with plenty of laughs along the way.

Featuring guests like Rainn Wilson, Jon Hamm, Tig Notaro, Patton Oswalt, Oscar Nunez, Lauren Ash, Paul F. Tompkins & Andy Richter.

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Comedy Interviews
Personal Journals,
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Society & Culture
Episodes (20/214)
How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How to Survive a Bad Psychedelic Trip (w/ Ilana Cohn-Sullivan)
A comedy survival podcast about disasters, medical scares, wild animals, and celebrity guests with hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel
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2 days ago
1 hour 18 minutes 25 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How To Survive A Zoom Catch-Up
This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon gather via zoom to catch up on the past couple of weeks in our lives. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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2 weeks ago
55 minutes 42 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How To Survive a Space Mission & a Madonna Audition (w/Dennis Hensley)
Every week, Danielle and Kristine tackle a new worst-case scenario—from the hilarious to the horrifying—and figure out how to survive it. With stories from special guests and plenty of laughs along the way, it’s the survival guide you didn’t know you needed. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon at podcasthowtosurvive for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Podhowtosurvive Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.
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3 weeks ago
1 hour 20 minutes 47 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How to Survive Identity Theft & an Art Heist (w/ Murray Valeriano)
Every week, Danielle and Kristine tackle a new worst-case scenario—from the hilarious to the horrifying—and figure out how to survive it. With stories from special guests and plenty of laughs along the way, it’s the survival guide you didn’t know you needed. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon at podcasthowtosurvive for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Podhowtosurvive Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.
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1 month ago
1 hour 19 minutes 36 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How to Survive Urban Legends & Real-Life Body Horror (w/ Kevin Avery)
Every week, Danielle and Kristine tackle a new worst-case scenario—from the hilarious to the horrifying—and figure out how to survive it. With stories from special guests and plenty of laughs along the way, it’s the survival guide you didn’t know you needed. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon at podcasthowtosurvive for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Podhowtosurvive Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.
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1 month ago
1 hour 20 minutes

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How To Survive Burning Mouth Syndrome and an NYC Meltdown (w/ Dan Cronin)
This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine tackle Burning Mouth Syndrome (yep, it’s real!) and welcome comedian Dan Cronin, who survived his own burning experience in New York City—one that nearly took out his apartment. Get more chaos and laughter on Patreon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1 month ago
1 hour 16 minutes 42 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How To Survive Salmonella (w/Mike Henry)
Every week, Danielle and Kristine tackle a new worst-case scenario—from the hilarious to the horrifying—and figure out how to survive it. With stories from special guests and plenty of laughs along the way, it’s the survival guide you didn’t know you needed. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon at podcasthowtosurvive for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Podhowtosurvive Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.
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1 month ago
1 hour 16 minutes 31 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How to Survive Wedding Disasters (w/ Marta Mendez-Cross)
Every week, Danielle and Kristine tackle a new worst-case scenario—from the hilarious to the horrifying—and figure out how to survive it. With stories from special guests and plenty of laughs along the way, it’s the survival guide you didn’t know you needed. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon at podcasthowtosurvive for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Podhowtosurvive Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.
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1 month ago
1 hour 12 minutes 13 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How To Survive A Strip Search (w/Kathy Egan-Taylor)
Every week, Danielle and Kristine tackle a new worst-case scenario—from the hilarious to the horrifying—and figure out how to survive it. With stories from special guests and plenty of laughs along the way, it’s the survival guide you didn’t know you needed. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon at podcasthowtosurvive for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Podhowtosurvive Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.
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2 months ago
1 hour 8 minutes 21 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How To Survive Performance Anxiety & Cruise Ship Gigs (w/Chris Witaske)
How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine is a weekly comedy podcast where comedians Danielle and Kristine tackle life’s strangest challenges—both real and ridiculous. From bad roommates and terrible dates to bear attacks, skydiving mishaps, and everything in between, every episode is packed with funny survival stories, hilarious guests, and over-the-top “advice” you (probably) shouldn’t follow. Whether you’re here for the storytelling, the laughs, or to learn how to survive the next awkward family dinner, this show has you covered. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon at podcasthowtosurvive for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Podhowtosurvive Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.
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2 months ago
1 hour 9 minutes 56 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How to Survive Sea Slugs & Skydiving (Comedy w/ Nikki Nash)
How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine is a weekly comedy podcast where comedians Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel tackle life’s strangest challenges—both real and ridiculous. From bad roommates and terrible dates to bear attacks, skydiving mishaps, and everything in between, every episode is packed with funny survival stories, hilarious guests, and over-the-top “advice” you (probably) shouldn’t follow. Whether you’re here for the storytelling, the laughs, or to learn how to survive the next awkward family dinner, this show has you covered. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.
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2 months ago
1 hour 18 minutes 20 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How to Survive Martial Law… and Martial Arts? (w/ Cristina Fernandez)
How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine is a weekly comedy podcast where comedians Danielle and Kristine tackle life’s strangest challenges—both real and ridiculous. From bad roommates and terrible dates to bear attacks, skydiving mishaps, and everything in between, every episode is packed with funny survival stories, hilarious guests, and over-the-top “advice” you (probably) shouldn’t follow. Whether you’re here for the storytelling, the laughs, or to learn how to survive the next awkward family dinner, this show has you covered. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.
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2 months ago
1 hour 17 minutes 47 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How To Survive More Bears! (with Emily Barth-Isler)
A comedy survival podcast featuring disasters, medical scares, wild animals, and celebrity guests with hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel.
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3 months ago
1 hour 14 minutes 52 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How to Survive Your First Day of Pre-School & Your First Job (w/ Oliver Pardo)
A comedy survival podcast about disasters, medical scares, wild animals, and celebrity guests with hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel
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3 months ago
1 hour 32 minutes 8 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How to Survive Calling 9-1-1 & a Real 9-1-1 Situation (w/ Will Becton)
A comedy survival podcast about disasters, medical scares, wild animals, and celebrity guests with hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel
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3 months ago
1 hour 14 minutes 45 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How to Survive Low Temperatures & Temp Work (w/ Madison Shepard)
A comedy survival podcast about disasters, medical scares, wild animals, and celebrity guests with hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel
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3 months ago
1 hour 10 minutes 14 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How to Survive Voyeurism & Volunteering (w/ Tom Clark)
A comedy survival podcast about disasters, medical scares, wild animals, and celebrity guests with hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel
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4 months ago
1 hour 22 minutes 4 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How to Survive a Catastrophic Factory Accident & a Cat Rescue (w/ Shawn Carlow)
A comedy survival podcast about disasters, medical scares, wild animals, and celebrity guests with hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel
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4 months ago
1 hour 2 minutes 42 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How To Survive A Bad Landlord
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: a bad landlord! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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4 months ago
1 hour 5 minutes 25 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
How To Survive Measles
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: Measles! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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4 months ago
1 hour 5 minutes 24 seconds

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your day—they’ll tell you how to survive it, with plenty of laughs along the way.

Featuring guests like Rainn Wilson, Jon Hamm, Tig Notaro, Patton Oswalt, Oscar Nunez, Lauren Ash, Paul F. Tompkins & Andy Richter.